Smackdown Spoilers

[The Greater Power]

Thanks To PWINSIDER.com for these:

Dark Match:

*Sylvan Grenier defeated ?.

Velocity

*Vito Lograsso defeated ?

*Doug Basham defeated Caprice Coleman.

*Simon Dean defeated Russell Simpson.

*Scotty Too Hotty defeated William Regal by DQ when Paul Birchall interfered, making his TV debut. Regal and Birchall laid out Hotty.




Smackdown:

*Randy Orton (with Bob Orton) defeated Hardcore Holly.

*Teddy Long and a "UPN representative" announced the Friday Night Smackdown change and that the first Friday episode would feature WWE World champion Batista vs. JBL in a Summerslam rematch

*The Peep Show with special guests Booker T and Sharmell. The Mexicools came out and ended up being run off by Christian and Booker.

*Heidenreich defeated Joey Mercury via DQ when Johnny Nitro used a chair on Heidenreich.

*Backstage, Chris Benoit said he beat Orlando Jordan faster then he could drink a cup of coffee and they played the tape of the Summerslam match in a split screen with him drinking coffee.

*Backstage, JBL was going off on Orlando Jordan for losing. The main event tonight is Rey Mysterio & Chris Benoit & Batista vs. JBL & Orlando Jordan & Eddie Guerrero.

*Super Crazy and Psicosis defeated Booker T and Christian. Sharmell and Christian ended up arguing and he walked out. Crazy pinned Booker.

*Backstage, Randy Orton was with his father Bob Orton and said that at Summerslam, The Undertaker's legacy was destroyed. They signed an Undertaker DVD and said it would be going up for auction on the WWE website with the proceeds going to the Undertaker retirement fund.

Teddy Long came out and announced a Lingerie match between Christy Hemme and Stacy Keibler. The Network representative came out and said that they couldn't have it on TV so they had it just for the live crowd with Hemme winning.

*Ken Kennedy pinned Funaki in his Smackdown debut.

*They aired a video for John Cena's CD.

*Rey Mysterio & Batista & Chris Benoit defeated Eddie Guerrero & JBL & Orlando Jordan after Jordan took all three finishers. The crowd went nuts for Batista.

[TerranRich]

LOL at the "UPN representative". Finally UPN is mocked (http://images.xylot.com/heilupn.jpg). :D

Ken Kennedy makes his debut. :y:

LOL also at the Chris Benoit coffee segment. And Christian getting back at the Mexi-Cools.

Finally, LMAO at the "Undertaker retirement fund". That's hilarious stuff right there.

Seems like a solid show overall, except maybe for Christian's status as 'tweener. Is he Face or Heel?

Fridays already? :eek:

[Volchok]

sounds like a pretty good show..

[Aussie Skier]

That english guy getting his debut is good stuff.

I've heard only good things about him.

Regarding Christian,...ahhh, WTF! very strange

[Corkscrewed]

*Backstage, Chris Benoit said he beat Orlando Jordan faster then he could drink a cup of coffee and they played the tape of the Summerslam match in a split screen with him drinking coffee.

:rofl: :rofl: :love:

Teddy Long came out and announced a Lingerie match between Christy Hemme and Stacy Keibler. The Network representative came out and said that they couldn't have it on TV so they had it just for the live crowd with Hemme winning.

Wait, are they serious? Like, the actual rep, or a guy impersonating him? If this was legit, then UPN has sunk to new lows, especially since we've seen barely clad women matches before on SD. :nono:

And Stacy in lingerie too. :(

[Lara Emily]

Fianlly they are turning OJ into the jobber her deserves to be. I love the sound of him taking everyone's finisher.


Can't wait to see the Benoit coffee segment.

[RGWhat316]

Doesn't sound like too bad of a show. But that Benoit stuff is really ROFL.:lol:

The part where Orlando takes everyone's finisher sounds cool too. Last time I remember that happening was the 2001 Survivor Series PPV, when some of the participants in the main event got eliminated by everyones finisher.

[Corkscrewed]

Eddie Guerrero has his pudding carrying... and Benoit has his "beat you faster than drinking coffee." :D




* The pudding thing is an inside joke for the confused n00bs.

[The Fugitive]

You know, it surprises me that Eddie actually competited tonight.

After watching the ladder match, I would have sworn that Eddie had blown something in his leg after he was pulled off the briefcase by Rey.

[Dave Youell]

YESSSSSSSssssssssssssss Congrats the Birchill he made it up there a hell of alot quicker than I thought he would

Why the hell was Orton on Velocity?

Ken Kennedy = Ratings

Upn Rep = Sirus/TNN V.2

[Joey Slugs]

Upn Rep = Sirus/TNN V.2

:y: :y:

You beat me to it Dave.

[Jalapeño]

I was there. :love:

[Morgan]

The part where Orlando takes everyone's finisher sounds cool too. Last time I remember that happening was the 2001 Survivor Series PPV, when some of the participants in the main event got eliminated by everyones finisher.

Shane McMahon getting all the finishers from the WWF team, and then Big Show before getting all the Alliance finishers.

[Disturbed316]

lol Benoit :love:

[Vastardikai]

Thanks To PWINSIDER.com for these:

Dark Match:

*Sylvan Grenier defeated ?.

Velocity

*Vito Lograsso defeated ?



I guess ? needed some money, so he jobbed twice in consecutive matches. I wonder if the fans noticed...

[Loose Cannon]

Yes, they're doing the Network gimmick. It's not real. It's a storyline.

[Londoner]

"*Backstage, Randy Orton was with his father Bob Orton and said that at Summerslam, The Undertaker's legacy was destroyed. They signed an Undertaker DVD and said it would be going up for auction on the WWE website with the proceeds going to the Undertaker retirement fund.

Teddy Long came out and announced a Lingerie match between Christy Hemme and Stacy Keibler. The Network representative came out and said that they couldn't have it on TV so they had it just for the live crowd with Hemme winning."

:D

Finally we see some creative writing going on, both made me laugh. I'm glad they're taking the piss out of UPN, i'll definately watch smackdown this friday now and it seems like a good show.

Also hopefully Orton is getting a proper push, I could see him beating Batista for the title in the near future and being smackdowns no.1 heel ahead of JBL, Orton would be perfect for that role aslong as he stays clear of injury.

[Danny Electric]

Shame they won't let Birchill go all out. And a shame he appeared first on Velocity.

Who's Ken Kennedy?

[Dave Youell]

Who's Ken Kennedy?
Where have you been? He's the next big thing

[CharismaInjection]

What the hell is going on with Christian, I don't think the creative team has any idea what they're doing anymore.

[The Answer]

Shame they won't let Birchill go all out. And a shame he appeared first on Velocity.

Who's Ken Kennedy?

That's Mr Kennedy....

[Nark Order]

Another loss for Xtian.... :(

[DominateR]

i don't care what the rest of you say--if the GM sanctions a match between any 2 living things in the building be it males females, males and females, transvestites, etc.--I don't care if it's George W. Bush vs. Vince McMahon--it SHOULD BE DONE...why not let stacy and christy have their fun on their first night on SD! Now if any of you "playas" feel me on that holla back, but don't drink that white boy flavored hatorade just cuz i beg to differ w/the majority opinion in here--this aint the US supreme court ya know...:cool:

[Joey Slugs]

i don't care what the rest of you say--if the GM sanctions a match between any 2 living things in the building be it males females, males and females, transvestites, etc.--I don't care if it's George W. Bush vs. Vince McMahon--it SHOULD BE DONE...why not let stacy and christy have their fun on their first night on SD! Now if any of you "playas" feel me on that holla back, but don't drink that white boy flavored hatorade just cuz i beg to differ w/the majority opinion in here--this aint the US supreme court ya know...:cool:

1. you're a retard
2. the "network rep" is a gimmick. not real.
3. *SLAP*

:nono:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Finally we see some creative writing going on, both made me laugh. I'm glad they're taking the piss out of UPN, i'll definately watch smackdown this friday now and it seems like a good show.

Not so much creative "writing", more of a creating "resurfacing" of an old EC fn W gimmick.

[Boondock Saint]

i don't care what the rest of you say--if the GM sanctions a match between any 2 living things in the building be it males females, males and females, transvestites, etc.--I don't care if it's George W. Bush vs. Vince McMahon--it SHOULD BE DONE...why not let stacy and christy have their fun on their first night on SD! Now if any of you "playas" feel me on that holla back, but don't drink that white boy flavored hatorade just cuz i beg to differ w/the majority opinion in here--this aint the US supreme court ya know...:cool:

LOL, ridiculous.

[Dave Youell]

Someone put theANIMAL down

[Corkscrewed]

wow, I feel dumb for believing the Network Rep thing. I missed the first mention. :o

[loopydate]

That's Mr Kennedy....

[Long pause]

Kennedy!

[ThruTheWire]

i don't care what the rest of you say--if the GM sanctions a match between any 2 living things in the building be it males females, males and females, transvestites, etc.--I don't care if it's George W. Bush vs. Vince McMahon--it SHOULD BE DONE...why not let stacy and christy have their fun on their first night on SD! Now if any of you "playas" feel me on that holla back, but don't drink that white boy flavored hatorade just cuz i beg to differ w/the majority opinion in here--this aint the US supreme court ya know...:cool:

Is this for real?

[The Mackem]

Wow Regal and Burchill as a heel British tag team? Should be good, hopefully they can get enough momentum to be an important fixture in the tag division. I wonder what they will call themelves.