RAW Captions???????

[JH]

where are the raw captions at???
i know we're in a caption contest now

[Nervous Ferret]

why don't you post them :rant: Some people have to work Tuesdays and Wednesdays :

[Nervous Ferret]

LOL they have changed the captions so the only way to post them would be to host them on imageshack. :(

RIP captions

[TerranRich]

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Shawn: "Wha-wha-whaaaaat? What are you talking about?"

[addy2hotty]

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Chris - Shawn, remember that night on the road when you were with Triple H, the night you met Mary Jane? Well, Mary Jane's my ma......

Shawn - So you're LITTLE H?

[Cool King]

The reason I haven't posted them is because half of them are not working.

[Drakul]

save them then upload them on image shack. It wouldn't take you 5 minutes.

[Nervous Ferret]

Thee are 26 pictures this week, uploading on imageshack 1 by 1 would hurt my eyes. :(

[thecc]

Since wwe ones seem not to be working a Tna one should be started. Hey it's better than nothing.

[Xero]

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Is it that hard to view the page source?

[Impact!]

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Does this even need a caption

[TerranRich]

That's the way we've always done the captions, by taking the image source of the preview pics, then gettng rid of the "_80x60" or whatever part of the image file name to get the full-size pic. Nothing's changed.

[Impact!]

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My......many preciouuussss

[Cool King]

OK, so NOW the pics work!

Damn WWE.COM.:mad:

[TerranRich]

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Shawn: "Chriiiiis...I'm right behiiiiind yoooouuuu..."
Masters: "God? Is...is that...you?"
Shawn: "Yes! And I want you to job to the great and powerful Shawn Michaels...!"
Masters: :eek:

[The MAC]

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shawn I love you..I love you shawn..
Shawn :awww..be still my beating heart..i said heart..not hart..


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Due to budget retraints the WWE has cut ladders out of ladder matches.

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Masters: "you ever get the feeling you're being watched..?"
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Fisting is only for porn stars

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again due to budget the ladders have been replaced with chairs.

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Steroids - its not just for "real" athletes
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a new Ref : if he lands this I gotta count 1..2..3..gee i wonder if i can do it..


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Kane debuts his new gimmick as a paramedic and attends to Matt

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Ref to matt: this is probably your last time on a PPV ..
Matt: I know..I'm trying to remember everything
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Bart Simspon..I'm gonna get you..
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Flair farts..Calito reacts
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more reactions

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So you two thought you'd never have to give another blow since you left
porn to come to the WWE..how wrong you were...(evil laugh)
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Period pain -is it affecting your work?
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Big show: I can see myself on the 'tron...

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Cena :sell this move..
Jericho: sigh...the things i do for a push.
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a passionate moment as Cena and the ref make out...

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Here's 20 bucks get me a hotdog and a coke ..
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The only gold the WWE has put on me this year..

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fuckkkkk... I botched the botching of my own career
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PLease let me blow u
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This brings back wCw memories for Bischoff..


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I win again..considering i'm the only legit wrestler I dont see why that would be a problem..
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Kurt Angle DDS
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ANGLE: I have a wedgie..
CENA : nah it doesnt look that deep from down here


(hey, I was bored at work)

[JH]

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HBK Is In Shock As Masters Finally Admits He Is The Love Child Of Lex Luger And Mark Jindrak

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Shelton Said If He Heard I Am A Real American One More Time He Would Scream....Well He Was'nt Lieing

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JR:My God King Buff Bagwell Just Hit The Blockbuster On Matt Hardy

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Medic:Matt Matt Are You OK Matt
Matt:You Are My Sunshine My Only Sunshine

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Ref:Matt Talk To Me Man
Matt:Oh Bright Lights....ET Phone Home

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Carlito Has Hulk Hogan Disease...A Constant Urge To Point And Scream YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

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WARNING:DIVA WITH PMS

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Ref (Thinking) Oh Gosh I Love My Job So Much And Nobody Even Knows I'm Gay...Hey Cenas Butt Looks Great In Those Shorts

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Eric:Oh Chris I Cant Stay Away From You
Chris:Eric I Love You To But Not In Public

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Jericho For Just A Moment Thinks He Is William Regal

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They Should Have Never Told Jericho In The Middle Of His Match What His CD Sales Were For The Week

2 Parter
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Chris:Eric Please Marry Me
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Eric:No Chris I've Got A New Bitch Who Wont Let Me Down And His Name Is Kurt Angle.....So Leave The Ring

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Angle Shows How Excited He Is To Be Eric's New Bitch

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Angle:Nope John No Cavaties

[JH]

MacGyver007
i was'nt copying you with the angle caption
i was working on mine for a little while and when i posted yours was already there

[The MAC]

thats okay-rep me lol.

[Xero]

That's the way we've always done the captions, by taking the image source of the preview pics, then gettng rid of the "_80x60" or whatever part of the image file name to get the full-size pic. Nothing's changed.
Actually it was easier before. Before, all you had to do was take that RAW's/SmackDown!'s/whatever's picture gallery and add '/01.jpg', '/02.jpg', etc. Now they've added random numbers to the picture's directory and made a main gallery page instead of weekly pages.

[The Fugitive]

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Vince: Ah, I knew those angry-face classes with Edge would pay off!

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I give it 3 days before they all disappear.

ImageShack is your friend.

[Vastardikai]

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Masters: How are you, Big Gay Shawn?

Big Gay Shawn: I'm SUPER, Thanks for Asking.

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The X-Pac Sucking Machine claims two victims...

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Masters: Damn, Shawn has got a BIG HEAD!

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Stevie Richards: Make with the head, son...

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The Invisible Crucifix finally claims Kurt Angle.

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The Referee is the only on who pops for Rob Conway...

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Medic: You remember the Orton/Foley feud, right?

Matt: Yeah.

Medic: Guess who's playing the role of Foley?

Matt: I kinda figured that out, already...

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Matt: God, why did I resign with the WWE?

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The Jolly Green Giant is starting to rot.

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Carlito: How do I get a push around here?

Ric: You don't Want to know.

Carlito: Yes I do.

Ric: Ok...

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Carlito learned how right Flair was.

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Torrie: That Randy Orton is hung like an elephant.

Ashley: I'd love to meet him!

Candice: Yeah... Right!

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Introducing: The Punk Rock Cleavage Shot.

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MRS. Show: HELLO EVERYBODY!

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Referee: What in the hell is that?

Bischoff: We really need to teach Cena how to do a leapfrog...

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Jericho: Oh, GOD, the Snapple Lady is LOOKING AT ME!

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Bischoff: The Snapple Lady told me to give these to you.

Jericho: Ewww, they're her panties!

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Jericho: I'm booked as the biggest joke in the company, my music career sucks, and I just got propositioned by the Snapple Lady. I DON'T WANNA LIVE!

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Jericho: AW NO! THE SNAPPLE LADY FLASHED ME!

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Jericho: GET THE SNAPPLE LADY AWAY FROM ME, PLEASE!

Bischoff: I'm sorry, I can't. She's a paying customer.

Ref: She's a little rough, but she's not bad...

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Bischoff: You're gonna go to that Hotel Room and you're gonna sleep with the Snapple Lady, and THAT'S FINAL!

Jericho: NO, ANYTHING THAN THAT!

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Kurt: OWWWW! STEVIE RICHARD'S BIT MY FINGERS!

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Kurt: When you're singing like Freddie Mercury, You have to have your face like THIS!

John: Oh, ok...

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The finger biting was nothing compared to when Richards kicked Kurt in the groin.

[TerranRich]

What's with all the Snapple Lady jokes? I don't get them? Oh, and three Stevie Richards jokes is a little over the top ;)

[Vastardikai]

Snapple Lady jokes start here: Lower Right Hand corner...

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The second Stevie Richards Joke had to do with the fact that I had no idea what to do with that picture, then I noticed that Kurt's hand was taped up. The third one was a follow up on the second.

[JH]

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Big Show: I Need To Go Potty Can I Please Go

[Xero]

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Shawn: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

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Jericho: :wtf:

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Masters: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

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Jericho: :wtf:

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Shelton: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

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Jericho: :wtf:

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Kurt: Ooooooooooooooooo...

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Jericho: :wtf:

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Matt: Ooooooooooooooooooo...

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Jericho: :wtf:

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Carlto: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

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Jericho: STOP WITH THE OOOING! JUST STOP IT! OH MY GOD STOP IT!

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Bischoff: Oooo-
Jericho: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP IT!
Triple H (Backstage): Hahaha, this is great. And Chris wasn't even supposed to react this way! :rofl:

[Kane Knight]

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Michaels still refused to believe that man evolved from apes, even when faced with the missing link.

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"Hardcore foreplay" was found to be overrated.

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In the wake of the popularity of Schneider on Raw, he he is, Arnold's stand-in.

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HHH: Hass never told you what happened to your father...

Benjamin: He told me enough. He told me YOU killed him.

HHH: I am your father.

Benjamin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Where will you be when your laxative starts working?

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THE WUICKENING OVERPOWERS ME!

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Poor Matt Hardy. First, he got the shaft from Lita. Then he got screwed by Edge, followed shortly by Vince. Now the transformation was complete, as he laid down for a faggot.

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EMT: Who's the President, son?

Matt: VINCE MCMAHON!

EMT: I think there's something wrong with him.

JR: Why? He answered right.

EMT: ....

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(Looking at the Titantron) Wow, KK was right. I really DO look like Adrian Paul.

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"You must be dis tall to ride Carlito...Now DAT is kul."

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CCC: Did the yforget to change your depends, old man?

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Flair didn't buy the "fake Sneeze."

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Ironically, this is the MOST promising future Rhiannon has...
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...Knocked up in the middle of a WWE ring.

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Lillian: Is the ring supposed to do that?

(Seriously, what's with the fisheye look?)

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"So this is my football pose, and they were all like, 'what do you mean football,' and I'm like, it's all showmanship. But really, you know, I just like running with the boys, you know, getting down and dirty..."

Jericho: Eric, if you love me...Youll kill me now.

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Fire Marshall Bill enjoys some ruthless aggression.

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"Oh honey, you've broken a nail!"

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EARTH!

FIRE!

WIND!

WATER!

HEA...Hey, where'd the other one go?

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It was a weak hogan impression, but he was desperate for a crowd reaction.

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Why do I have a feeling this is not a first?

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Eric: Go get on the internet and wait for Brock Lesnar!

Jericho: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Fake Olympic Gold Medals: $50.

Bald Wig: $1.50

Tights with Custom Logo: $130.

Steven Richards hitting the Angle Slam on Cena in the main event: Priceless.

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Angle: Crikey! The white thug is the most dangerous breed of wigger in north America!

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We've switched Angle's regular baby powder with new Deluxe strength itching powder. Let's see if he noticed the difference...


Is it that hard to view the page source?

For this lot, yes. I've TWICE had to tell them how to "crack" the WWE's system.

[JH]

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Eric: Go get on the internet and wait for Brock Lesnar!

Jericho: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


classic kk gotta give it to you