Bring back Test [Archive]

Pete

08-25-2005, 04:35 AM

yeah I miss Test too, too bad the WWF (fuck an E, the company got whooped by a freakin' panda?! :mad: ) ruined him during the steph wedding thing, they should've pushed him then :(

Aussie Skier

08-25-2005, 06:14 AM

nope...don't bother with test.

Did he ever...EVER...EVER!!! hit the pump angle slam thingy?
- personally, he was nothing better than mediocre...the only sad bit about him leaving was how it was done...very bad the WWE :nono:

Mr. Nerfect

08-25-2005, 06:24 AM

I liked Test, he was my favourite when I started watching. But that was when he had those awesome lethal pants and long hair. The guy didn't really hold my interest post-roster draft. I would love to see him back, but I'd rather see Chris Kanyon.

SuperSlim

08-25-2005, 08:19 AM

Test? Why Test?

He was nothing more than a tall guy that eventually got his hair cut, looked like everyone else, moved like everyone else. THe only thing unique about him was the fact that he had that big boot finisher that he made look better than the one Snitsky does now.

CharismaInjection

08-25-2005, 08:38 AM

How did Test leave the WWE? I just assumed he was released???

Chavo Classic

08-25-2005, 08:50 AM

How did Test leave the WWE? I just assumed he was released???

It was worse than that - He was released while recovering from neck surgery.

Chavo Classic

08-25-2005, 08:51 AM

Slims view = :y:

Test was just another guy. Nothing special there. We might as well have Snitsky, because at least the Snit seems to have some charisma.

loopydate

08-25-2005, 12:10 PM

It would make my life easier, that's for sure.

Kane Knight

08-25-2005, 12:16 PM

Howabout Hulk passes on the gimmick to Test? That way, Hulkamania can hit a successful boot to the face.

Morgan

08-25-2005, 12:18 PM

Test would have to be a "Real Canadian".

08-25-2005, 12:21 PM

his new theme music
i am a real canadian eh lol

Kane Knight

08-25-2005, 12:26 PM

Test would have to be a "Real Canadian".

These days, being a Real Canadian ain't much different than being American. You're just as dicked politically, with better health carte. ;)

The Gooch

08-25-2005, 12:30 PM

Only problem is you can't get any good war propoganda angles being Canadian.

Wow what an amazing peacekeeper that Test is!!!!

Kane Knight

08-25-2005, 12:32 PM

Well, he could be the one they sent over to Iraq. ;)

loopydate

08-25-2005, 12:35 PM

AMERICAN GENERAL: Okay, Canuck, time for you to go running through the minefield. Y'know, to make sure it's safe for those of us that God blesses!

http://www.geocities.com/loopydate/gallery/candid21.jpg

TEST: What?

Kane Knight

08-25-2005, 12:42 PM

So he's a mraine?

Kane Knight

08-25-2005, 12:42 PM

Marine? Sorry, I started spelling like them too.

loopydate

08-25-2005, 12:43 PM

llo

The Gooch

08-25-2005, 12:54 PM

Well, he could be the one they sent over to Iraq. ;)

He still hasn't arrived yet. We had to take our one Warship out of the museum to transport him there. It was either that or our infamous Sea-King Helicopters that our military has been using since 1963 that have a habit of falling out of the sky.

We've supplied him with a spud gun and a 50 lb bag of PEI's finest.

Tornado

08-25-2005, 01:20 PM

Test was alright....

Mr. JL

08-25-2005, 01:34 PM

Speaking of Andrew "Test" Martin, has there been any indy booker crazy enough to book him, in consideration to his booking price and all?

Jaton

08-25-2005, 02:34 PM

You want Test back? There's a carbon copy in TNA. Lance Hoyt. The only difference is, he does the Van Hoytinator. :shifty:

The Gooch

08-25-2005, 02:36 PM

My question for Test is whether he is still getting it on with Stacy?

08-25-2005, 02:40 PM

jaton dont rag on hoyt now man
hoyt has improved big time and hell any man thats 6'9 and can hit the vanterminator perfect i'll cheer him anyday

Anybody Thrilla

08-25-2005, 03:40 PM

Test was the man. His music was like "this is a test, this is a test", and that's awesome.

Nervous Ferret

08-25-2005, 03:43 PM

I knowe one thing for sure, it would make loopys life a whole lot easier.

Nervous Ferret

08-25-2005, 03:43 PM

It would make my life easier, that's for sure. oh :)

Shadow

08-25-2005, 05:22 PM

My question for Test is whether he is still getting it on with Stacy?

No...they broke up just prior to his getting fired.

Coinky dink...I THINK NOT!

The MAC

08-26-2005, 09:15 AM

test(icle) looked like a bad diesal rip off. he never added anything special to the wwe until stephanie left him. Even then he looked like a sap. He mightta been happy to win the immunity challenge- but even that wasnt enough for vince to keep him.

Just a bit surprised he hasnt surfaced in TNA yet.

Chavo Classic

08-26-2005, 09:21 AM

He was a terrible actor too. Anyone remember when Davey Boy threw a trash can at Stephanie before the wedding and she got amnesia and forgot who Test was...?

"She doesn't even remember who i am, man!"

Impact!

08-26-2005, 09:24 AM

Well right now he's being advertised to appear at some wrestling event in Australia along with the Dudleys, jamie knoble, Nidia, Foley, Crhis Daniels, AJ Styles, and others.

The MAC

08-26-2005, 01:34 PM

FUCK HIM

Gone Mad

08-26-2005, 01:51 PM

^ LOL MacGuyver (the show,not the breakfast cereal) rules all!

Test? Nah, as much as it MIGHT be interesting to have him back, umm... let's just remember Matt Hardy and many others who are always screwed in the WWE and just add him to the list. Send him to TNA and have him fued with Diesel Lite Jr., otherwise known as Dallas Hoyt.

Kane Knight

08-26-2005, 01:59 PM

I say we bring Back Test.

Why? Simple.

There aren't enough bland superstars dominating. I mean, sure Big Show has a push, but we need another hoss with no personality or ability.

Further, Canadians don't have enough reasons to watch the WWE. I mean, if they're getting so hot about BRet Hart, a cripple who can no long wrestle, possibly returning, they need more Canadians. We all know it's the only accomplishment Canadia will have, aside from curling. Let's toss 'em a bone. 30 or 40 viewers (80% of their population) will thank you.

Anybody Thrilla

08-26-2005, 02:41 PM

Wrestling and curling aren't the only things Canada has accomplished. Let us not forget that they have somehow managed to put milk in bags.

The MAC

08-26-2005, 02:59 PM

bret hart is not "cripple" the man is just susceptable to injury. I'd like to cripple your ass for that.

darkpower

08-26-2005, 05:27 PM

I'd like to cripple your ass for that.

And he'll do it with a piece of yarn and some duct tape to put that yarn onto a piece of frozen chicken to whip you with over and over again.

(Sorry, man, but with that kick-ass name, I couldn't resist).

Kane Knight

08-26-2005, 05:51 PM

bret hart is not "cripple" the man is just susceptable to injury. I'd like to cripple your ass for that.

You're right.

It's just that he is incapable of his livelihood anymore, unable to take any bumps whatsoever. That's not crippled, it's just severely injured to the the point of being handicapped.

I mean, just because he'll probably die from even the most mild bump...

I think you need a reality check. He was pretty bad off when he got kicked by Goldberg, but it's a valuable point that he had a STROKE. And wrecked on a motorcycle. I think you're underestimating the severity of a stroke.

Thriller

08-26-2005, 07:16 PM

You're right.

It's just that he is incapable of his livelihood anymore, unable to take any bumps whatsoever. That's not crippled, it's just severely injured to the the point of being handicapped.

I mean, just because he'll probably die from even the most mild bump...

I think you need a reality check. He was pretty bad off when he got kicked by Goldberg, but it's a valuable point that he had a STROKE. And wrecked on a motorcycle. I think you're underestimating the severity of a stroke.
Wasnt it jus a regular bike?

Kane Knight

08-26-2005, 07:44 PM

Wasnt it jus a regular bike?

Errr...Was it? I was sure it was a motorcycle accident when I posted this...Now, I'm not so sure.

The MAC

08-27-2005, 05:49 AM

no it was a mountain bike. and its not the mildest bump that would kill him- he is not THAT fragile. the man is jumping around as the genie in a stage show - if he trips and falls he won't die. I know about stroke - my grandfather suffered from it before his passing. Lucky for bret he was in good shape when he had the stroke.

Bret will never be able to do any ring work. But he is more than capable of doing everyday things. Most of us wouldnt be able to sustain the bumps he took in his career -for as long as he did.

He can still probably kick our asses.

Kane Knight

08-27-2005, 11:22 AM

I know about stroke. Me know better than people in business. Ne is teh smart.

Seriously, shut the fuck up.

No two strokes are alike, so don't tell me Bret's capable of wrestling because your grandfather had one.

The MAC

08-27-2005, 12:17 PM

dude LOOK above I just said BRET WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DO ANY RING WORK!!!!! so eager to flame...this is whats wrong with todays youth!