Smackdown Captions For 8/25

[JH]

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I'll Do Mine Later

[Impact!]

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Finally they found a way to tell people Super Crazy is cool.

[wwe2222]

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With the help of Chris Benoit, OJ demonstrates how NOT to pick pocket someone witout drawing attention to yourself.

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Smackdown writers got confused when they were told to make Booker T apologize on Friday Smackdown. Instead they turned it into Friday Night at the Apollo and focused th entire show on Booker T, Sharmmell, and OJ.

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Xpac returns as X-Paco

[Dave Youell]

These suck, sorry:

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Special guest ref Rey, raises the hands of the new tag team champs

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Benoit had just become another victim of JBL's evil frown

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Order your Captin Char.......................oh we stopped selling them now? Ummm order your black leather laz e boy sofas from wweshopzone.com

[Xero]

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Batista: Meeeeee... Me me me! :D

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Shawn: HUNTER! HUNTER HUNTER HUNNNNTERRRR! JOHNNY USED THE SUPER KIIIICK! :'(
Hunter: Well, we'll be sure that he'll be in a match with Bob Holly next week!
Shawn: This is why I love you man! :D

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Christian: Yeah?
Booker: Yeah, ten times.
Christian: And Sharmel?
Booker: Hunter took her away while we used the hotel room...

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Ken Kennedy has mastered the art of deadly hand puppets.
Tony: Yeeeah... That's great, Ken...

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FISHY FAAAACE!

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Juvi: YOU A HOMIE!
(Super Crazy whispers in his ear.)
Juvi: Really? HomO!?

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It's one thing to steal a shirt, but once you start stealing Italian restaurant place mats and start making them into shirts, that's when you've crossed the line.

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The Randy Orton DVD. Featuring all your favorite RNN news breaks!

[The MAC]

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MEMO FROM VINCE : referee's will now be required to wear masks
to prevent victimization after screw jobs



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OJ:Say it bitch!
Benoit: okay okay..I love black people


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I found it..it was lodged in HHH's ass.


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Bwah Gawwd..wait thats someone elses catch phrase.
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FUCK TNA!

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This is how you're supposed to make your face.
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the worst clothesline ever.

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Ref..I could you stand over there while i cheat?
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Booker hasnt mastered the 69 position.

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say uncle..say..
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Its your line..no..its your..is it?
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This is my invisble friend. I'd rather play with him than you..nanannnaaananana
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Booker picks up a hooker - a la Hugh Grant
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Macho man - the mexican version
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stupid pic

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Vince as he talks to bret on the phone : look, this is how you should promote a DvD

[Dave Youell]

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Ironic really, Christian's own set was trying to tell him the direction of his push

[Morgan]

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Batista:I hope he doesn't realise we've got the belts wrong way round.
Benoit: Wait.....
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Cowboy: Damn it, this ain't no rodeo! Shoulda turned left at that signpost!
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What the hell Rico has done to himself!?
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As they looked into each others eyes they realised:
Booker: (thinking) I'm never gonna be champ!
Christian: (thinking) Neither am I!
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Kennedy?:(In a jamaican accent) So the little fishie swam, and then I chopped me daddies head off with a machete.
Chimmel: Now that's a gimmick!
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Despite the failure of such ventures as the XFL, Vince is confident of the success of WWE: The shopping channel.

[Morgan]

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The gay nazi gimmick was a surprising success.

[Hired Hitman]

X-Paco, classic :y:

[Vastardikai]

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Batista felt uneasy knowing that Rey had a black penis.

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And the first ever Toss Grapes into the wrestler's mouth Match was on!

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Dave is happy as the angels shine down on him in approval.

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Outback Jack makes his WWE Return.

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Bob: You're looking more and more like the Mailman Everyday!

Randy: DON'T SAY THAT! It'll ruin my push!

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Johnny Just knocked the SPIT out of Heidenreich.

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A Few seconds later, the fans would go insane for Johnny's Devastating Moonsault into a DDT.

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Heidenreich: A ROACH! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!

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To permanently discredit matches with Luchadores in it, the cameramen are instructed to take pictures of each other.

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Christian: You've had too much to drink, buddy. Let's get you home.

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Booker: You know what this means, right?

Christian: Yes I do... Matt should have known that they'll bury anyone that is NOT one of their pet projects.

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Kenny: I challenge you... to a duel!

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Booker: Don't leave me, I don't wanna get fired.

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"Superfly" Jimmy Snuka has really let himself go...

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Vastardikai: Point to the person whose Constipated.

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Randy points to the only reason why he got a WWE Contract, let alone any kind of push.

[JH]

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Benoit & Batista:We Are The Champions My Friend
Rey:Hey Wait Thats Not Right

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OJ:Say It Say It
Benoit:Ok Ok WAZZZZZZZZZZUP
JBL:Oh Hell Gotta Go Take A Shit

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Orton:Hey Eddie Guererro Stole My Cast

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Heidenreich See's Jilian Hall And Freaks Out
Heidenreich:Oh My God Whats That On Her Face

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Thenext Thing To Be Banned By The Network.....Interacial Gay Sex

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Juvi:Yo Let Me Go Man
Christian:Not Until You Do What I Said
Juvi:Ok Ok Captain Charisma Is The Greatest Superhero Of All Time
Christian:Thank You

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Ebony And Ivory

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Ken:What You've Never Seen A Man Dance With An Imaginary Woman
Chimel:And I Thought Eugene Was Retarded

[Gone Mad]

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OJ: WHY WON'T YOU LOOK AT ME ?!

Benoit: Never!

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"Arg, get him! That bear stole my picnic basket! "

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Heidenreich learned from then on, to NEVER interrupt Nitro during his Michael Jackson impression.

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Heidenreich: Why isn't my baby eating his food?! WHY!

Ref: Um... what baby?

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THE POOOOUUUUUUUNNNNNCEEE !!

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Christian: I gotta have a push... any push... YOURS!

Psychosis: Que?

Christian: ...GIVE TU PUSH-O ! :mad:

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Booker: What are you looking at?!

Christian: Oh, I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes.

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Chimmel never did get what the five fingers said to the face, but it sure did hurt like hell figuring it out.

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Booker's way out of getting out of Sharmell's arguments: Following arrows, DDR-style.

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It MUST be the 90's. Look, it's the Weasal, bu-ddy.

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The Ortons promoting the new WWE DVD: "The Best of No-sells".

- ughh... over. -

[Schoenauer]

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OJ: Make me some damn coffee now!

[TerranRich]

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Batista: No, seriously... did they get your name right, Benoit?
Benoit: Not unless my last name is Ty Hemme.
Batista: Oh man...

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OJ: And step three, squint your eyes.
Benoit: Is this a good angry face?
JBL: No, stupid, THIS IS AN ANGRYFACEAAAUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!

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Batista: Heh heh, real funny, now there's not even a NAME PLATE on this belt anymore!

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Orton: You no good, dirty rascal! Git back here!!

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Bob: Son, do you shower regularly?
Randy: What?

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Nitro: That's the worst angry face ever! Take THIS!!

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Heidenreich botches a snap mare takedown.

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Heidy: Ref...I have...just one last wish...
Robinson: What's that, Jon?
Heidy: Please, just...pull...my finger...
Robinson: Err...

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Crazy: No! Get off of me, you silly man! [slaps Booker's head playfully]

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Christian: Hey, I got one question...
Psicosis: Si?
Christian: Where can I get my hair done like yours?

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Christian: Did you just call me a sucka? Tell me...you did not...just say that...

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Kennedy: Yes, Stevie Richards is now my manager, and we're getting along just FINE, thank you!

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Booker: Please, wait until after the commercial break to do your Midcarder-Sucking-Dick-For-A-Push impression. I've seen it a million times and, quite frankly, I find it offensive...that I never got a push as a result...

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Juventud: Dat guy right dere? He is the HOMO, ese!
Crazy: Hey, wait up, mang! This ting can only go 10, 15 at the most!

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Crazy: Look at what I found on eBay, holmes!

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Randy: This guy right 'ere, is the... er, man.
Bob: [sotto voce] Yoooouuu were gonna say "homo", weren't you?
Randy: Pfft.

[Joey Slugs]

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Crazy: YOU'RE A HOMO!

[Kane Knight]

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Finally, the rightful parents were restored, With the wedding belts retrieved, Benoit and Batista had won their adopted son once and for all.

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OJ: ...And if your Kane impression is less than FLAWLESS, I will tickle you mercilessly!

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And with the new WWE-matic title belt deflector, you too can draw light away from that embarrassing shiny spot on your head.

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"You're a witch!"
"Homo, dad."
"what? That doesn't make any sense..."

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"Now son, explain this to me again. Why would I call Holly a bum?"

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Cole: Quick shot by Mercury!"
Tazz: I thought he was Nitro?
Cole: They both look like Rico to me...

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"And Heidenreich's making him his 'special' friend, if you know what I mean Cole."

"I don't know what you mean. Are you talking, like, Eugene or something?"

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"You're..."

Cole: He's fighting for every breath!

"You're a..."

Tazz: I think he's got it...

"You're a HOMO!"
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Nap time in midair.

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"Holy shit, man, you're greasier than I thought!"

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"What, do I still have some Jerry Curl juice on me?"

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"Over the river and through the woods...Come on, man, you know the words, SING ALONG!"

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Sharmelle showing why she was Miss Black America.

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Cole: Wow, Bret Hart has really let himself go.

Tazz: ...

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Tazz: Wow, Corey Feldman has really let himself go.

Cole: ...

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Always a team player, Randy congratulates the Undertaker for being the better man.

[Kane Knight]

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Ken Kennedy has mastered the art of deadly hand puppets.
Tony: Yeeeah... That's great, Ken...

This was awesome beyond words.

[Just John]

Has anyone noticed how in most pics, something is pointing somewhere even the peep show arrow...

[Kane Knight]

Has anyone noticed how in most pics, something is pointing somewhere even the peep show arrow...

Even the arrow? The arrow's what I'd MOST expect.

[Just John]

that took me a long time to work out:?: