So according to the Ross Report...

[KingofOldSchool]

A WWE Diva that will surprise all of us has agreed to pose for Playboy.

So who will that be?

Everyone's gonna be saying the obvious choices like Trish, Stacy, Mae Young, or Lita.

But knowing things I think if this is actually true then I'm going to say one of the faceless divas.

[Xero]

Stephanie McMahon... Vince is still waiting for... Oh, that's horrible...

[Shadow]

...THERE'S A ROSS REPORT STILL?!

[KingofOldSchool]

...THERE'S A ROSS REPORT STILL?!

He stopped doing it for a couple of years, but he just restarted it today.

[Cool King]

Maybe Lilian Garcia is gonna pose.

[PureHatred]

Just read it. Actually, some pretty good stuff mixed int here with the mindless fluff.. You can tell from his writing that JR still has an excellent mind for the business, even if he is a little senile on the PBP at times.

The stuff about the NCAA/nicknames was dead wrong in my opinion...but that's for another forum.

[Loose Cannon]

Pick Your Poison :drool:

[KingofOldSchool]

Maybe it might be Melina. :drool:

[Cool King]

Or Maria.

[KingofOldSchool]

Or Maria.

Maria: What's Playboy?

[Team Sheep]

Jillian Hall.

[Shadow]

So who here is going to email Good Ol' JR questions?

Also...my pick is.....Lita. Or perhaps Melina.

[Kane Knight]

PRolly the chick with the thing on her face.

You DON'T wanna know where the other growths are.

[KingofOldSchool]

PRolly the chick with the thing on her face.

You DON'T wanna know where the other growths are.

Hm.

You might be right, I mean J.R. DID say that this diva will "Surprise us all."

Lawler: AHHHHH! WHAT'S THE STICKING OUT OF HER?!?!?

J.R.: I don't know what you're talking about King...

Lawler: SOMETHING IS GROWING OUT OF HER VAGINA!

J.R.: We're on the air King...

[Loose Cannon]

I wanna see Maria or Trish. I've seen Candice Sofcore Porn_style on Skinemax, so she gets elimianted by me.

[Kane Knight]

OR it'll be Chyna, sans the airbrushed penis.

[KingofOldSchool]

They are saving that for the special "Gender Bender" edition.

[KingofOldSchool]

Chyna and Nicole Bass are going to do the Sable/Torrie Wilson double spread.

[PureHatred]

One word: Luna Vachon










:shifty:

[Kane Knight]

They are saving that for the special "Gender Bender" edition.

They told me I would be in that spread. :'(

[Nervous Ferret]

*waits for the obvious Shannon Moore KK joke*

[Kane Knight]

I don't see what's funny about Shannon Moore. Leave her alone.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Melina or Trish? :drool:

I think it'll be someone like Maria, Lillian or Lita. If it gets that shit of her face, Jillian Hall would be nice to see.

[Kane Knight]

Yes. We really need to see MORE of Melina. :|

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yes. We really need to see MORE of Melina. :|

Melina has more of a personality than the other divas, who really aren't that great anyway. Melina would sell some copies, I'm telling you. Just blur her face.

[Kane Knight]

Melina has more personality, but that has what to do with a still shoot?

[Nervous Ferret]

At times I find Lita attractive

[Mr. Nerfect]

Anyway, I just read the Ross Report. That JR comes off as a dirty, dirty man. :D Gotta love him.

He may get a bit drawn out in the commentary booth, but when he can focus and has time to plan, he could be the best journalist the WWE has. I liked the way he did a shit on the current tag team division, and how he was honest about what it will take for Shelton to climb to the top.

So we'll see more young talent joining Brian Black, Ken Kennedy, Lance Cade, Trevor Murdock, etc. I hope they are brought in better than Matt Morgan.

I might ask JR a question about what he really thinks about the cruiserweights being told to slow down. Maybe something about Val Venis.

[Sepholio]

I hope it is Stacy or Trish.

[The Fox]

well it's probably not a Smack down girl so forget stacy or melina.I think it will either victoria or asheley...
but i'm girl I don't care

[Nervous Ferret]

Why won't it be a smackDOWN! girl "The Fox". I'm on to you. I know you're only here to pick up ideas for the WWE uncreative team!

[The Fox]

it's not that but JR's on raw so i just think it would be more likely to be a Raw diva than a SD one

[Nervous Ferret]

...

[Kane Knight]

Well, I can think of one reason which could be pro or con.

Smackdown's on network, making it hard to promote.

OTOH, there's a decent chance that they could play up the promotion as "The Network" does not approve.

[JH]

i hope it's maria honestly
she is fucking hot

[RP]

I wanna see Trish's penis catcher.

[Hired Hitman]

Probably be Ashley. :'(

[TerranRich]

Ashley's already done Playboy. So it woudln't be her.

I'd say Victoria, Trish, or Maria. My CHOICE however would be Victoria. :naughty:

[Kane Knight]

Ashley's already done Playboy. So it woudln't be her.

I'd say Victoria, Trish, or Maria. My CHOICE however would be Victoria. :naughty:

They DO repeat some people...Plus, she wasn't a WWE Diva. And let's face it, nudity's about the only hope we have for her.

They NEED to just get it over with and have Trish pose. She's got to be the most wanted of the lot. Not that others wouldn't tickle my...*ahem* Fancy.

[TerranRich]

Yes, Trish is a CLOSE second to my top choice. If the others were still there, I would've said Molly or Joy, but alas Molly's gone...Joy too.

But yeah, because Ross said it'd be a surprise, you'd think it'd be someone other than Ashley, because (1) she's already done it, and (B) she's too new for it to be a surprise.

I say Trish or Victoria. :)

[Kane Knight]

Yes, Trish is a CLOSE second to my top choice. If the others were still there, I would've said Molly or Joy, but alas Molly's gone...Joy too.

But yeah, because Ross said it'd be a surprise, you'd think it'd be someone other than Ashley, because (1) she's already done it, and (B) she's too new for it to be a surprise.

I say Trish or Victoria. :)

Molly'd never do it anyway. A shame.

Between Trish or Vicky, I'd probably prefer Vicky. But Trish being out, and this being a "surprise," I could see this being her return to action, so to speak.

[Kane Knight]

I'm impressed by his ability to write, though his PBP is horrible.

I find it funny he's commenting on Native Americans though, as if he's actually been a part of the "plight" he's sympathetic to.

I'm sure he's legitimately part Native. I somehow doubt he's exactly the type raised in such an environment, or treated poorly because his great great gand pappy raped some red nigger squaw. I know I shouldn't mention his onscreen stuff, but commentary at Mohegan Sun, use of derogatory terms like "Red Devil," Yeah, you sound really sympathetic. I bet you cry the tears of a hanged man with ev'ry cross you burned.

[Skippord]

Chyna and Nicole Bass are going to do the Sable/Torrie Wilson double spread.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Vazz]

I remember reading a ton of reports of Victoria saying she would do playboy but she hasn't been asked, maybe now she was finally asked(I hope). Trish and Stacy already said they have no interest in it. So I say it's either Victoria or one of the diva search contestants that noone really cares about.

[kinglacoste]

please let it be trish :drool:

[Hired Hitman]

Ashley's already done Playboy. So it woudln't be her.

I'd say Victoria, Trish, or Maria. My CHOICE however would be Victoria. :naughty:
Oh yeah, How could I forget that... hmm... haha... yeeeah.

:shifty:

*searches for pictures*

[Joey Slugs]

it's not that but JR's on raw so i just think it would be more likely to be a Raw diva than a SD one

i don't even know how to respond to that. wow.... :nono:

I'm going with Trish or Jillian Hall.

[SuperSlim]

I'm stickin with the one choice that came to mind when I first read this thing

VICTORIA!

[RemyRed]

At times I find Lita attractive
I find her attractive all the time.

[RemyRed]

It's gonna be Linda.

[SuperSlim]

Lita = Attractive?

are you high?

[Nark Order]

Viva la Vicky

[Kane Knight]

It's gonna be Linda.

[Hired Hitman]

Lita = Attractive?

are you high?
People like different things, Homie.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, and some people like women who look like they've been hit by a truck.

[Pepsi Man]

Honestly, I don't see how any of them would surprise me. Trish has the best chance, but given the state of pro wrestling and the lack of other big wrestling promotions, I would think that if Trish were pressured hard enough, it might be possible to get her to do it.

[Kane Knight]

Honestly, I don't see how any of them would surprise me. Trish has the best chance, but given the state of pro wrestling and the lack of other big wrestling promotions, I would think that if Trish were pressured hard enough, it might be possible to get her to do it.

I don't know how they'd surprise us, unless they signed someone totally random, or Linda McMahon was nekkid...And I am NOT ogling Eric's leftovers.

[Nervous Ferret]

yeah like all black girls to me are the most fucking disgutsing thing ever. Just my opinion. Obv. not yours tho.

[G-wrath]

Candice maybe, don't know, don't really care.

[TerranRich]

Torrie Wilson.

:shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Sharmelle. She's so popular with the smarks...;)

[TerranRich]

You mean Paisley, right? ;)

[Chavo Classic]

There's a limit to how much I care. and we passed it a while ago