RAW Captions 29/8/05

[Cool King]

Well, there is a big problem about the Caption Contest this month.

All the Captions from the other weeks are red X's now, so I'm gonna do the Captions Contest next Month and use ImageShack to host the pics.:(

There are 26 pics this week.

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[Cool King]

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X-Pac's sucking power claims another victim.

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So I see the afro is back in style.

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Edge: VROOM VROOM! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Faster Faster!:D

[The MAC]

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..eh...eh..sonny..when i was your age..we respected our elders..

Carlito : someone get this old geezer away from me -he's not cool.
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Lita botched gravity : above is the result
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I have no fucking idea what happened here




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shawn michaels seems to be in the middle of his Air guitar solo
as the other guy does a stage dive.

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So shawn wat do you want fro christmas...
shit..he is passed out
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I'm s l o w l y gonna sneak out of here...
Masters : waaah I want my sweet back


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Masters : that was a funny one.

Other guy : Put my arm down..everyone in tv land can see my sweat stains

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Angle : john- your feet stink

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Cena thinking : all those days of being under the desk andon my knees in Vinces office paid off...
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Edge: NO-sell this BITCH
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Matt hardy's forcefield kicks in...see the effect on the kendo stick
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LITA BOTCHED GRAVITY AGAIN
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MATT : can you smell it from here?
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Matt : WEE!

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Hold still you asshole - and sell this injury
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Edge :er okay..uh..look at me..I'm like..hurt dude... urggh
Lita : you're botching the sell of the injury
Edge : you should know
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Edge you're tied up and on a bed...mmmMMMMM -lita gets turned on
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I love lesbians
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I am the best there ho there is - the best ho there was and the best ho there ever will be..
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"Reh-he- eaally? "
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WWE BREAST IMPLANTS : the quickest way
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Referee ..okay you get on top of her..s l o w l y



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REFEREE : fuck the count..looks at those knockers...droool
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Big show : my cheap pop for the week.

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WWE BIBLE STORIES :david and goliath

[JH]

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Carlito Is In Shock When HBK Calls Him A Chia Pet On Crack

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This Is What Happened When Chyna Went For A Ride On Space Mountain

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Shawn:Let Go Of My Hair

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The Masterpiece Botches Spanking HBK

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Ric:I'm Ric Flair Dammit WOOO WOOOO
Masters:Ah No More Please

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The Ref Tells A Dirty Joke At The Wrong Time

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And The First Ever Smell My Feet Competition Is Under Way

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JR:Bah Gawd King Matt Hardy With A Twist of Fate Off The Ladder

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Matt & Edge: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIT

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Edge For A Brief Moment Thinks He is Dieing Cause All He Can See Is The Light Off Of Slaughters Bald Head

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Torrie:I Like It When You Do That

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Ashley:I Like It When You Do That

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Ref:I REALLY Like It When You Do THAT

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Whatcha Gonna Do Brother When Snitsky Mania Runs Wild On You

[wwe2222]

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WWE introduces their new photo book of superstar mob hits. This is Ric Flair in his Bugsy Segal pose.

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Canadians would use this model to build their greatest monument. Only in their own self indulgent fantasy, they have placed Bret Hart's head on Masters' physique in what they call 'The Death of the evil Shawn Michaels'

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Wrestling Sororities: Victoria, Torrie, and Candice show off their Tri Delt pose. And as everyone knows...2/3 go down!


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Even Big Show could not stop the miniature evil gremlin snitsky

[PorkSoda]

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HBK: Wow, that hair reminds me of my wife just before she's going to shave.

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Looks like no one showed Chris Masters on how to ride a horse.

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EMT: This is why you shoulden't fuck with Waldo.

[Azriel]

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Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, PMS 2005
Victoria: But I'm not black

[Xero]

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Masters: Met oh ov mah fase!

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Triple H: ... AND THE ANSWER IS NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER RUN!

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Masters: .....
Shawn: ....
Masters: ....
Shawn: ... Could you stop touching my...
Masters: Oh, yeah, sorry...

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Cena: That 'John' was getting between me and my fans. And so was that 'Cena'... From now on, you can call me Jena!
Everyone: :wtf:
(That was a crack at P Diddy/Diddy, if you didn't get it...)

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Jeff: Use the force, Matt...
*Matt uses the force.*
Jeff: I SAID USE THE WEED, NOT THE FORCE!
Matt: No, you said 'Force'...
Jeff: ... Oh...

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If you thought Scaffold matches had very little action, wait until you see the 'Push 'Em Off a Ladder' match...

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Matt: OMFG W00T! LOLZ!

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JR: BAHGAWD THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE OFF THE TOP ROPE!
King: ... You couldn't be farther off...
JR: Oh... BAHGAWD UNPRITTIER OFF THE GRAND CANYON!
King: You never cease to amaze me, Jim...

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Edge: I WANT MY DUCKIE! WHERE'S MY DUCKIE!? LITA GIVE ME BACK MY DUCKIE!

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This picture was taken seconds after a park ranger asked Snitsky if he had a license to hunt Big Shows.

[Vastardikai]

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Shawn: This is how you get a push...

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Shawn attempts to physically stop Masters from staring at his man boobs while Carlito happily break dances.

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The truth is revealed: He is called "Slick Ric" because he sweats motor oil...

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Worst. 619. Ever.

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WWE stoops to a new low by forcing potential pushees to jerk them off in-ring.

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Someone said that the WWE Should seriously consider pushing Matt Hardy...

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Introducing Gene Snitsky's tag team partner.

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John Cena, no longer the spotlight on Raw, is being reduced to re-enact Shawn Micheals famous interviews. Here's his "Lost his Smile" promo.

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Got Wood?

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Edge: This is a check swing.

Matt: :eek:

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Matt: (to himself) Wait a minute, how many times does a Ladder get used in a Street Fight?

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After Crushing Edge's skull with the flying stomp off the ladder, Matt Hardy was reduced to jobbing to Todd Grisham on Raw.

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The referee reveals himself to be a closet Matt Hardy fan, devastating Edge with a tandem Side-Effect/Powerbomb.

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Lita: That seems familiar, Did I ever have that happen to me?

Lita botches remembering.

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Edge: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GAVE MAE YOUNG MY HOTEL ROOM KEY?

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Bischoff is concerned: The Hardy/Edge feud was only supposed to kill HARDY'S Career.

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Torrie: Ooooh, you're shiny!

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Ashley: Why'd you have to go and make things so Complicated?

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First the referee, and now Torrie Wilson? everyone is a Matt Hardy fan these days...

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Kid on the far left: Dude, you can see right up her skirt, man!

his buddy: Yeah... :drool:

Kid on the far left: Dude, I just filled the cup

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Torrie is heartbroken; she's in the ring with 3 chicks and a referee, and he just HAS to be gay...

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Victoria is so hot, she ogles her OWN breasts.

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Momma Show: Paul, I told you not to carry your jobbers around by their throat. You know that they'll fuse into a toe sucking pervert.

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Momma Show: See, I told you.

[Savio]

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Needless to say this was Ric flairs last bum fight.

[Joey Slugs]

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Masters: .....
Shawn: ....
Masters: ....
Shawn: ... Could you stop touching my...
Masters: Oh, yeah, sorry....



:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[BahGAWD]

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Edge: Oh snap..

[G-wrath]

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Jeff: Use the force, Matt...
*Matt uses the force.*
Jeff: I SAID USE THE WEED, NOT THE FORCE!
Matt: No, you said 'Force'...
Jeff: ... Oh...

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Matt: OMFG W00T! LOLZ!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[FourFifty]

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<b>HBK:</b> Hey Carlito, don’t I owe you a handjob?
<b>Carlito:</b> Yeah man, that’d be cool!
<b>HBK:</b> Then how about you give me another one and I’ll owe you two!
<b>Carltio:</b> ……….THAT’S NOT COOL!!!

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Matt Hardy thinks he found his last bit of internet credibility. <strike>Always450</strike> Edge doesn’t believe he has any left, so he HAS to see it also.

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Gene picked up an impressive victory as Lita counted to three.
I’m not sure if I’m impressed that she CAN count to three, or if I’m upset because The Show was never on his back.

[Drakul]

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Steven Richards invades RAW and helps HBK by clotheslining Carlito.
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Voice Over: Resident..Evil.....
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Ric Flair does his Elmar Fudd Impression
Ric: Shhhhh! I'm hunting Wabbits! *tip toes around the ring*
Masters: AHAHAHA!!
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Ric: ...And heres my Bugs Bunny "MNeeeeeeh! Whats up doc!?"
Masters: Ahahaha! You slay me Ric!
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Thats the last time Cena tries to walk out Kurts shoe store waring the new shoes without paying.
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Am I the only one expecting a couple of trains to come flying out those nostrils? They are Huge!