Wrestlers epitaphs on their graves. (another useless topic by me. :)

[Jaton]

What would their tombstones say?

Triple H: I was the Game, and I am that damn dead!

Ric Flair: Whoooooooo!!! (like a ghost)

Undertaker: OLD'D

Lita: Pissed off Edge

Edge: Pissed on Lita

Kane: Finally Back Home

Ahmed Johnson: Met Some Aliens, Said Something About Their Mamas

Booker T: They Dug It, Suckaaaa!!!

Chris Benoit: 4Real 4Ever!!! or Buried Alive: They didn't hear him TAPPPPP!!!

Kurt Angle: Look, I died with a broken neck!

Eugene: No, you didn't.

Hulk Hogan: Beloved husband, brother, a father, brother, and a brother, brother.

"Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels: Died of a Heart Attack

Bret Hart: Screwed To Death

[Jaton]

Muhammed Hassan: Beloved Friend and- AAAIAIAIAIAIYAYAYAYALAAAAAAA

[Watson]

Rob Conway: I Did It...The Coooooooon Waaaaaayy................


:-\

[dablackguy]

Batista: I HATE Bullies.... :nono:

[Watson]

What would their tombstones say?

Triple H: I was the Game, and I am that damn dead!

Kurt Angle: Look, I died with a broken neck!

Hulk Hogan: Beloved husband, brother, a father, brother, and a brother, brother.

Bret Hart: Screwed To Death

:rofl:

[Impact!]

Carlito: Dats not cool.

[Jaton]

Matt: When I lived for the moment, there ain't no, ain't no life in me.

[Jaton]

Hogan: Had to be buried upside down, because even in death, he STILL refuses to lay on his back.

[Jaton]

Oh man, I can come up with these all night.

[Impact!]

Shawn Micheals: He didn't believe

Rhyno: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE....d

Raven: Quote the Raven NEVERMORE

Goldberg: He was next

[Jaton]

Matt Hardy(Again..): Okay, I lied.

:shifty:

[Impact!]

Steve Austin: Stone Cold.....:shifty:

[Impact!]

Rock: Hard :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Undertaker: Dead Man Walking (No really).

[Kane Knight]

HEre lies the rock in a 3' grave. We tried to dig 6'deep, but we hit Rock Bottom.

[Kane Knight]

Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show
Here lies the Big Show

[Kane Knight]

Stay in da ground--There's a Hurricane coming through.

[Kane Knight]

Here lies Kurt Angle, now proudly making Satan Tap out.

(Or, on a heel turn)

Here lies Kurt Angle, now proudly making Jesus Tap out.

[Jaton]

Kevin Nash: Heart failed while picking up a phone call
Shelton: Apparently, GOD could stop him.
Owen: Enough was enough, it was time for a change. (don't kill me!)
Bret: Here lies Bret. 1957-1997
Cena: That truck couldn't see him.
Triple H: Even God isn't going over in this one.

[Kane Knight]

Here lies Stacy Keibler: As horny 12 year olds have hoped for all their lives--Flat on her back, and unable to say no.

[Jaton]

Triple H: I buried all of the others.

[Jaton]

Kurt Angle: I died with a broken freakin' neck!

[Kane Knight]

Here lies HHH: Dead and buried, but enoug habout his competition.

[Kane Knight]

DAMN YOU! You beat me to it!

[Kane Knight]

HEre lies Shawn Michaels: He found Jesus, and cashed in on him.

[Kane Knight]

Here lie the New Age Outlaws: Wait, what were their neames again?

[Kane Knight]

Here lies Shawn Watlman: Died of a crushed pelvis during snoo snoo.

[Jaton]

Lita: Botched life
Michael Cole: MODIFIED LIFE! LIFE! LIFE!
Maria: What's that? teehee
Matt: had sex with lita
Edge: had sex with lita
Kane: had sex with lita
Essa Rios: had sex with lita
Paul Heyman: had sex with lita

[Kane Knight]

Here lies Edge: Apparently JEsus hates Alter Bridge, too.

[Kane Knight]

Here lies Matt Hardy, killed in a cruel Twist of Fate.

(Lame, I know).

Here lies Daivari, died in a fatal camel stampede.

[Watson]

Kane: Here I Cum, Katie.

[Joey Slugs]

JBL: "I AM WRESTLING GOD"

[Jaton]

Daivari: jdifhdsgdsshalomMOAHAMMAD

[Joey Slugs]

Here lies Jim Ross: BAGAWDDEATHBBQSAUCEBELOVEDSTUNNAFATHERLOVERAUSTINSOB

[Joey Slugs]

Vince : He's Got No Chance in Hell

[Jaton]

Vince: God, YOU'RE FIRED!
Kanyon: Apparently, the bullet was better than Kanyon.

[Jaton]

Snitsky: It was..my fault.

[Joey Slugs]

Kanyon: Apparently, the bullet was better than Kanyon.


:lol::lol:

[Watson]

Mick Foley: Ok Maybe Foley Is Not God

[Kane Knight]

Hear lyes LEetah: Lest ruhmember here is she lifed.

[Kane Knight]

Here lies Randy Orton: Legend Suicide.

[Joey Slugs]

Here lies Eugene: Funny, he really wasn't retarded.

[Jaton]

Here lies Norman Smiley: Somebody better call his momma!

[Jaton]

Monty Brown: I suppose it's time to thaw out the Beta Male.

[Kane Knight]

Here lies Burchill: Yeah, we forgot him too.

[Joey Slugs]

Dearest Road Dogg: You betta call somebody (who remembers who I was).

[Watson]

Here lies Norman Smiley: Somebody better call his momma!

Shoudn't that be "The Cat" Ernest Miller?

[Kane Knight]

Here lies Orlando Jordan: Next three plots: OJ's hair.

[Joey Slugs]

Here Lies Monty Sopp : :lol:

[Kane Knight]

Here lies the Rock: Know your role, and shut the coffin!

[Kane Knight]

Here Lies Shawn Michaels: Canada is rejoicing.

[Jaton]

Shoudn't that be "The Cat" Ernest Miller?


Sorry about that. I was thinking of something for him too.

[Joey Slugs]

Here Lies Mark Callaway: The Only Thing He Couldn't No-Sell

[Impact!]

Kanyon: Who better than Kanyon you ask......

DDP: Positively Dead

Cena: You want some, come get some

[Watson]

Rob Van Dam: The Whole Fucking Grave

[Jaton]

Ric Flair: Bah Gawd, he died mid-woo.

[Joey Slugs]

Rob Van Dam: The Whole Fucking Grave

:y::y::y:

[Jaton]

Jamal and Rosey: We gave them a three minute warning.

[Joey Slugs]

Taz: Eh, It was a living.

[Watson]

Vince Russo: Shot

[Jaton]

Taz: just another victim

[Joey Slugs]

Spanish Announce Table: You went too soon (into the show).

[Joey Slugs]

Spanish Announce Team: Always Misunderstood

[Jaton]

Jericho: The walls broke down. Unfortunately, he was standing next to it.

[Impact!]

Eric Bishoff: Take a jacket

S2H: W-O-R-M-S........are eating him alive

[Jaton]

Randy Savage: almost as dead as his rap career.

[Jaton]

Jeff Jarrett: Had a stroke.

[Joey Slugs]

Randy Savage : Fuck Hogan

[Watson]

Sabu: Was Homicidal And Genocidal, Then He Commited Suicide.

[Watson]

Randy Savage: Dig It!! No, wait! DON'T!!

[Jaton]

Stone Cold: Wasn't very bulletproof afterall.

[Dave Youell]

Vince Russo: Here lies........Stop the music, if you want to call this a shoot then this is a shoot, Hogan! I'm not really dead, i'm doing this because of your creative control bullshit...........

[Watson]

General Rection (Bill DeMott): Here Lies One Hugh G. Rection

[Joey Slugs]

Paul Heyman: Vince Burried Him Again

[Joey Slugs]

*great topic, but how many want to bet it'll be killed when the n00bs see it later in the day*

[Watson]

The Undertaker: See Catchphrase

[Jaton]

likely. oh well.

[Joey Slugs]

HHH: Look Up (Casket is above the glass ceiling)

[Watson]

Matt Hardy: I Will Not Die!! Uhh, Wait A Minute.......

[Jaton]

Norman Smiley- Isn't screamin' anymore.

[Watson]

Steve Austin: Here Lies "WHAT?" Stone Cold "What?" Steve Austin "WHAT?"

[Watson]

Christian: Christian! Christian! At Last You're In The Ground!

(In reference to Christian's theme music he had after he turned on Edge and went solo.)

[Dave Youell]

Undertaker: Look Marty Janetty is flying through the sky as me!

[Jaton]

The Rock- When that powerline hit him, he really was the most electrifying man in sports-entertainment.

[Jaton]

Stone Cold: Rikishi did it for the Rock.

[Watson]

The Repo Man: This Tombstone Is A Replacement. The First One Was Repossessed.

[Jaton]

Test: He thought it was just a test

[Watson]

Animal of LOD: Ladies And Gentleman, The New Afterlife Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, The Legion Of Doom.

[Watson]

Rey Mysterio: Who's That Jumpin' Out The Grave.

[Watson]

Ok, I'm done.

[Jaton]

i think i'm done for the night. i might bump this up in the morning if someone else doesn't do it for me.

[Kane Knight]

Here likes John Cena: FIP (Ruck you if you don't get it).

[Kane Knight]

Christian: Christian! Christian! At Last You're In The Ground!

(In reference to Christian's theme music he had after he turned on Edge and went solo.)

Here lies Christian: Getting kicked in the balls by Freddie for plagarism.

:Shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Here's the resting place of Chris Jericho. Due to obligations, this headstone will be touring with Fozzy through November.

[The MAC]

lol..this is fucken funny

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Terry Funk :Unlike his 9000 retirements, he won't be coming back.

[The MAC]

HERE LAY :Bret Hart and Shawn michaels (locked in a sharpshooter forever)

Here lay Hulk hogan - grave next to him : here lay Hulks Ego

Here Lay Lita - and here's where she got laid (map with lots of stars)

Here Lay Kane : He finally got his push - too bad he was at the edge of a mountain.

Here Lay Vince : Who's laughing now bitch sincerely bret hart

[Kane Knight]

Here lies the body of Kerwin White,
He brought a coathanger to a knife fight.

[Jonster]

Booker T: Did you dig this, sukka?

[Dave Youell]

Booker T: Did you dig this, sukka?
:lol:

[The Gooch]

The Rock: If you SMELLLLLLLL what The Rock is cooking. It's called decomposition you stupid jabroni.

[JH]

here lies gene snitsky: it was'nt his fault

here lies rikishi:as he was shooting himelf in the chest his last words were I DID IT FOR THE ROCK

here lies the ultimate warrior:racism kills bitch

[PorkSoda]

Goldberg: I'M NEXT!

Vince: I was FIIIIIRRRREEEEEDDDDDDD!

[Chavo Classic]

Burchill - Here lies GOD

[Chavo Classic]

Lita - botched life

[JH]

mankind:he did'nt have a nice day
jbl:not such a god now are ya
brock:someone caught him on the internet

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

Terry Funk - We'll see how long this one lasts.

The Undertaker - He's not living his gimmick, per se...

D'Lo Brown - Now lower than ever!

Lance Storm - If I can have a serious heart attack for a minute...

Just Joe - They shot the messenger.

Val Venis - Hello, Hades!

[Pepsi Man]

Dustin Runnels: You will never forget the grave of *inhale* Gooooooldust!

Roddy Piper: Got his own reality check.

Marc Mero: Not so Marvelous right now.

Shane Douglas: Finally one-upping Flair, I'll be in Heaven before him. See how he likes it when I'm the one with seniority. (admittedly shitty, but it sounded like it would come out better at first)

Sandman: Die with one eye oooooopen.

Sting: Ladies and gentlemen, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 265 lbs., This was Sting!

Arn Anderson: Now that I'm dead, you can take my SPOT. Not your dog spot. Not a liver spot. My SPOT!

Chris Jericho: Listen, saint. I know you're trying to send me to Hell, but I have a 1957 BC copy of the original bible, and it clearly says that the first ever WWE Undisputed Champion is to be allowed in heaven.

Curt Hennig: Not looking so perfect now.

Rick Rude: Probably wouldn't mind a Rude Awakening right now.

[JH]

Lance Storm - If I can have a serious heart attack for a minute...



lmao

[JH]

Vader:it's not vader time anymore
jerry lawler:the king got crowned
jr:bah gawd this grave aint made of bbq sauce

[Dave Youell]

Val Venis - Hello, Hades!
LOFL!

[Morgan]

Lance Storm - If I can have a serious heart attack for a minute...

Quality:y:

[Xero]

Chris Masters: Friend, Son, Master-bater

Chris Jericho: When he said that he couldn't be buried any further, he was wrong. -Hunter

Stephanie: Dirty, disgusting, bottom feeding, trash bag smothered.

Matt Hardy: [/life]

Brock Lesnar: Here lies Brock Lesnar, electrocuted by a website server.

JBL: CLOTHESLINE TO HELL!

Michael Cole: Buried IN THE DOG POOP! INTO THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP!

Undertaker: No-sold life.

Lita: Sat on an electric fence.

Edge: Peed on Lita while sitting on an eletric fence.

Vince Russo: My entire life was a work.

Bret Hart: FUCK YOU VINCE!

Vince McMahon: FUCK YOU BRET!

Shawn Michaels: I lied, I knew NOTHING about it!

Hulk Hogan: It came crashing down and it hurt, really bad.

Hulk Hogan: Only orange bones on the planet!

Okay, I'm done, for now.

[Vastardikai]

Dusty Rhodes: Went to da Mothaship
Saturn: Death's a Drag
Angle: Making Achilles tap as we speak.

[Pepsi Man]

Saturn: Death's a Drag
:lol:

[Jaton]

Making achilles tap. That's gold right there.

[Fubar28]

Here lies Daivari, died while running from an imaginary suicide bomber who turned out to be just Hussein.

Hawk - What A Rush!

[Just John]

Here lies the body of Kerwin White,
He brought a coathanger to a knife fight.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JH]

Hulk Hogan: It came crashing down and it hurt, really bad.


you are the man

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

DDP - It's me, it's me, it's D-D-Ceased

Funaki - Indeed.

Triple H - Game over. (A bit suprised nobody said that yet.)

[LK]

Shannon Moore: Here lies Shannon Moore, beloved son of....yes KK he was a dude

[Jaton]

Triple H: Insert 2 Coins to begin new game.


Man these are easier to come up with when yer drunk.

[Skippord]

Rob Conway: I Did It...The Coooooooon Waaaaaayy................


:-\

Aint I a sight to see

[Skippord]

Here lies Norman Smiley: Somebody better call his momma!

Norman Smiley:No more fucking wiggling

[Skippord]

Taz: Eh, It was a living.

Taz:Fuck the World

[aaronkyle86]

Lita: Over 99 Billion... served...

[Impact!]

^ :lol:

[Impact!]

Renee Dupree: Now He truly Smells like a frenchman

*HEEL HEAT*

[Impact!]

Matt Hardy: He was wrong

Jeff Hardy: I'm sure you can guess

Dudley Boyz: Dudley Death Drop........ed

Buff Bagwell: Snuff Daddy

Regal: Looked the wrong way

[Watson]

Matt Hardy: Suffered An Unfortunate Twist Of Fate

[Drakul]

Let me take a crack at it:

Candice - candice(eased)
Carlito - ate a poisen apple.
Chris Masters - Someone broke the masterlock alright!
Hulk Hogan - went for the legdrop and never got back up.
Jerry Lawler - Ravaged by puppies (of a pittbull)
John Cena - met a real rapper in a dark ally
Kane - realised his character was screwed
Lilian Garcia - regrets getting back with big vis
Lita - regrets sleeping with big vis
Maria - whats an epitaph?
Ric Flair - Wooooooo Woooooo (the ambulance sirens)
Rob Van Dam - No one got higher. Now now one gets lower.
Romeo and Antontio - Warrior doesn't like gays.
Tajiri - The mist really was poisen.
Triple H - thanks to cloning technology bought and paid for by Vince I'll be back to "help" business and be the main heel for the next quadrillion years.
William Regal - he's walking another Golden Mile now.

Meh, you get what you pay for.

[thecc]

Christopher Daniels- The fallen angel has returned to where he belongs.

[Kane Knight]

Lita: Over 99 Billion... served...

:lol:

[JH]

Carlito - ate a poisen apple.
Jerry Lawler - Ravaged by puppies (of a pittbull)
Romeo and Antontio - Warrior doesn't like gays.

LOL

[Xero]

Kurt Angle: Let's just say that you should never drink milk past it's expiration date.

[Kane Knight]

Kurt Angle: Let's just say that you should never drink milk past it's expiration date.

:rofl:

[ddpBANG]

Hogan: The Grim Reaper wanted YOU!
Raven: And so it is written, and so it shall come to pass... we will be seeing Raven, nevermore
Shane McMahon: Who would've thought an elbow drop could kill someone?
Cactus Jack: See what an eating disorder can do to you, Mikey?
Brakus: Brakus isn't coming!
John Cena: The "Chain Gang" finally turned on him
Dean Malenko: Too bad death knew one more hold

More later... maybe

[wwe2222]

Rob Conway: Like his entrance to the ring, will forever rest in eternal silence

[wwe2222]

Jim Niedhart: Am I really dead? Yeah baby yeah!

Al Wilson: Its for real this time!

Ax of Demolition: Smashed and Crushed

Smash of Demolition: Axed!

Undertaker: Took ad campain for Deadman, Inc. too far

IRS: Death and Taxes: Ben Franklin was right

[Kane Knight]

Here lies Chris Masters: Kane Knight+Shotgun+JD=ratings.

[Jaton]

I can't believe this dumbass thread that I made when i was drunk got so popular.

[ddpBANG]

Here lies Jaton's thread... it shouldn't have got so popular.

[Jaton]

:dies:

[Schoenauer]

Conway: The whole damn world wants to be like me... now they can.

Batista: He walked for miles and fell into a pit of danger.

Orton: The last legend on his list of legends to kill.

RVD: Dude I'm dead

Hardcore Holly: How do you like me now?!

[Jesus Of Suburbia]

Al Snow: i jobbed to dirt.
Christian: so, wwe creative got their wish.
Jeff Jarrett: "Dusty, make satan job to me."

[Champion of Europa]

Chris Jericho: Held down by the dirt ceiling.

[Gone Mad]

Christian: And you thought creative screwed him?
JBL: The Big Show loves pizzas. :shifty:
HBK: Well, he had to lay down sooner or later, didn't he?
Chavo: Kerwin?? What the hell was I thinking?!
Lita: Botched breathing.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

JR : Bah gawd broken in half!
Faarooq : Well I'll be damned
Mick Foley : Have a nice death
Christian : Thats how I roll.... in my grave

[Schoenauer]

Got a few more

Steven Richards: He sure showed us.
Ric Flair: The deadest player in the game.
Eddie Guererro: I cheated life.

[Jaton]

Eddie: I lied, cheated, and stole this grave.

[Kane Knight]

Here lies the Undertaker and Mick Foley: Forever wrestling a Hell in a Cell in Hell match.

[Jaton]

Or forever wrestling in the memory of a hell in the cell...

:shifty:

[Xero]

JBL: Here lies Hitler

[ilt_undertaker]

What would their tombstones say?

Triple H: I was the Game, and I am that damn dead!

Hulk Hogan: Beloved husband, brother, a father, brother, and a brother, brother.


Bret Hart: Screwed To Death

LMAO

I laughed so hard, not even gonna read the rest of this thread (I might later, IDK

[Skippord]

Torrie Wilson:Have fun necrophiliacs

[Drakul]

Percy Pringle: When it popped my heart stopped.

[Kane Knight]

Here lies Marky Mark
The rap scene tooks its toll
I made this headstone
Coz this is how I roll.

[Kane Knight]

Here lies Chris Jericho--No, we really DON'T wish we were you.

[Kane Knight]

Mark Henry--Sexual Wormfood
Died of a heart attack during sex.

Here lies Mae Young--Crushed by Mark Henry.

Here lies Big Vis--Skewered by Mae's bones.

[Kane Knight]

Here lies Triple H (1969-2124)
Lived just long enough to outlast that final smark

Here lies Vince McMahon (2017) and his Legacy (2002)

Here lies Scot Steiner--Holla all you want, he can't hear you now.

[Kane Knight]

Here lie the Steiner brothers--Still being held back by Edge and Christian.

Here lies Maven.

Here lie the Maven Fanclub. May they both rest in peace.

[Kane Knight]

Here lies WWE creative (2005). Inscribed below are their final words:
Never feed Dusty Rhodes Chili in a closed room!

[Jaton]

Here lie the Steiner brothers--Still being held back by Edge and Christian.

Here lies Maven.

Here lie the Maven Fanclub. May they both rest in peace.



HA!

[Corkscrewed]

These are gold!

HopefullY don't repeat any... there have been a done of quality stuff already.




Here Lies Booker T
A massive heart attack, FIVE TIMES! FIVE TIMES! FIVE TIMES! FIVE TIMES! FIVE TIMES!

Here Lies Fuanki
Hades #1 Announcer

Here Lies Chris Masters
Someone broke the masterlock, got into his house, and shot him.

Here Lies Orlando Jordan
He passed away in 25 seconds

Here Lies Ultimate Warrior
It's Over.
NO IT'S NOT!!!

Here Lies Tugboat
He met a steamship head on.

Here Lies Ric Flair
Died tragically on a Disneyland roller coaster.

Here Lies Simon Dean
Nova still alive.

Here Lies <s>Ken</s> MISTERRRRRRRRRRR KENNEDY!!!!!!!
(Kennedy!!)

[Corkscrewed]

Here Lies Randy Orton
Bugs poop on him now.

Here Lies Brock Lesnar
Suicide after losing in Fantasy Football

Here Lies Hulk Hogan
Lo and behold, it WAS his last match.

Here Lies Sean O'Haire
Caged in Hell as well.

Here Lies Booker T
I still remember.

Here Lies X-Pac
Beaten to death by Chyna

Here Lies JBL
Soapin' Satan Up

Here Lies JBL
Met a crowd of Jews.

Here Lies Danny Basham
Who?

Here Lies Katie Vick
Here Lies Kane
Here Lies Triple H

Here Lies Nathan Jones
Stumbled off a bridge in a breakdancing contest.

[aaronkyle86]

Triple H: I never-ah saw it-ah coming-ah.

[aaronkyle86]

Brooklyn (or Boston) Brawler: Jobbed to the Grim Reaper

[Xero]

Batista: Dancing on that big DDR mat in the sky.

[Kane Knight]

Here lies Steve Austin--One of his wives fought back.

[Vastardikai]

Randy Savage: Accident while "Being a Man".

Carlito: Neck broke under the weight of his afro

Jake "The Snake" Roberts: Died, Surprisingly Enough, of Natural Causes

[Kane Knight]

Here lies Brock LEsnar--Killed by the internet.

[Kane Knight]

Here lies Hardcore Holly--Died in an MIT experiment to cure baldness.

[Jaton]

Here Lies Randy Orton
Bugs poop on him now.

Here Lies Sean O'Haire
Caged in Hell as well.





:rofl: :rofl:

[Xero]

Here lies Brock Lesnar
Hit by an F-5... Tornado.

[Vastardikai]

Tyson Tomko: Found a problem he couldn't solve.

[Nowhere Man]

Booker T: Six feet is a long way for a shovel. Can you dig it, Sucka?

La Parka: take off the mask, and he looks exactly the same with it on.

Undertaker: Talk about "living your gimmick."

Chris Benoit: Thought he could drive drunk; was proven wrong.

Disco Inferno: in a different kind of inferno now.

Terry Funk: Ehhh, he'll be back in a year.

[Xero]

Hurricane: He stood back a bit too far on that cliff.

[Jaton]

Chris Benoit: 4real from 1961-2005
Benoit: Apparently, he couldn't do THAT in 25.5 seconds.

[Xero]

Here lay AJ Styles and Petey Williams
The Canadian Style Destroyer was one of their dumber ideas

[Jaton]

x freaking D

[Kane Knight]

Here Lies Hulk Hogan--Out Politicking Michaels in Hel...Errrr..Heaven.

[Jaton]

Here lies Luther Reigns: He never had dem peas b'fo.

[Corkscrewed]

Here lay AJ Styles and Petey Williams
The Canadian Style Destroyer was one of their dumber ideas

I can't stop laughing because I'm picturing that mentally, and it's such a ridiculous image. :rofl:

[Skippord]

Here Lies Don West:You've Got to be Kidding me

[Jaton]

Rey: Who's that falling out the sky?

[Xero]

Here lies Gene Snitsky
Even he couldn't take Chyna's feet.

[Jaton]

I think this should be stickied. :D

[Skippord]

Here Lies Gene Snitsky:It turns out it really WASNT HIS FAULT

[Corkscrewed]

Not only are you not funny, when you are, it's because you've used a gag posted a few times already. :-\

[Corkscrewed]

HERE LIES GOLDBERG
He was next.

[Impact!]

:lol: I think that has already been used Corky

[Watson]

Yeah I think you're right. I'm pretty sure I've seen that one before.

[Impact!]

lol, yeah I did on the first page

[TerranRich]

Here Lie Billy Gunn & Jesse James: Oh, they didn't know?

Here Lies Maria: ???

Here Lies ______ ______: Yeah, we couldn't think of a new name for Kip either.

Here Lies Ric Flair: Finally riding Space Mountain to that great WHOOOOOOOO!!!! in the sky.

Here Lies Eric Bischoff: Burt Reynolds, you will never be forgotten...

Here Lies Christian: From glass ceiling to dirt ground.

Here Lies the Ultimate Warrior: Queering killed him

Here Lies JBL: He looks more like the gorilla from Tarzan now...

Here Lies Brock: There went the pain

Here Lies Johnny B Badd: Johnny B Dead

Here Lies Kevin Nash: Here lies Kev— OOWWWWW MY QUAD!!!

Here Lies Hulk Hogan: He is a real...dead American

Here Lies Rob Conway: No longer a sight to see

Here Lies Scotty 2 Hotty: Wow, it's about damn time!

Here Lies Mr. Kennedy: Kennedy...

Here Lies Brakus: Yeah, we don't know who he was either

Here Lies Kerwin White: White as a ghost...whoops...

Here Lies Faarooq: Well, he'll be damned

Here Lies Steven Richards: If anybody has found his body, please contact the cemetary immediately

Here Lie the _____ Boyz: Please call us for name ideas so we can finish this headstone

Here Lies Randy Orton: He crapped in one bag too many

Here Lies X-Pac: The Sucking Machine finally got him, too

Here Lies Carlito: Now this...this isn't cool

Here Lies Brock Lesnar: The Smarks got a hold of him

Here Lies Luther Reigns: Ah, so THIS is where he's been...

[Just John]

Here lies The Undertaker, but it won't be long before he sits up again.

[Just John]

Here lies Big Vis, we couldn't find a big enough casket, so we used a showboat

[Jaton]

Keep 'em coming. Don't slack off freaks!

[JTB31]

HBK: I lost my smile

Scott Hall:Survey says? I'm dead

Sting: That look didn't do Brandon Lee good either

Hurricane: Tried to live his gimmick

Gangrel: Choked on Garlic

HHH:Nobody left to Bury up here.

Orton: Is Satan considered a legend??

Molly Holly: I died a virgin

Taker: I was buried alive.Where is my cowboy hat?

Al Snow: I lost HEAD

[LSD]

Jim Ross: Bah gawd, he must have fallen all of FIFTY feet!

Shawn Michaels: Lost his smile. And several vital organs.

Bubba/D-Von: 3D - Dudleys Dropped Dead.

[Xero]

Here lies Keven Nash.
(Next to it...) Here lies Kevin Nash's quad.

Here lies Mick Foley
Thought the car was his theme music.

Here lies Kane
Getting an ear full from Katie.

Here lies Triple H
Apparently his nose was a tumor.

Here lies Mick Foley
BANG BANG'd

Here lies John Cena
Drove into Harlem

Here lies The Rock
For the millions AND MILLIONS of Rock's maggots!

Here lies Stacy Keibler
Note: Legs on display in Vince McMahon's office.

Here lies Hulk Hogan
Wasn't immortal.

Here lies Hulk Hogan
Hulkamania will be dead forever.

[Chavo Classic]

Here lies this thread: too many pages to read through

[Jaton]

lol

[Chavo Classic]

201 posts! There's only so many times I can :lol:

[TerranRich]

Here Lies Mark Jindrak
Yeah, we didn't care either

Here Lies Batista
Never drink too much of that Simon Milk...

Here Lies Shannon Moore
May She Rest In Peace

Here Lies Kane
He's Deeeeeeaaaaaaaad!!!

Here Lies Paul Heyman
He will now have all the flaming objects he wants

Here Lies Sandman
It was the drink that killed him...an 18-wheeler Budweiser truck, that is

Here Lies Triple H
This site will no longer be needed in 3-6 months when he returns

Here Lies Nicole Bass
May He Rest In Peace

Here Lies Ashley _____
If you know her last name (or even give a shit) please contact us immediately
(I know her last name is Massaro, that was a joke)

Here Lies Chyna
May He/She Rest In Peace

Here Lies Batista
Doin' the crazy Dave Dance up above

Here Lies Chris Jericho
Buried deeper than his career ever could be

Here Lies Bob Orton,
Narcoleptic Cowboy
(that caption was hilarious)

:p

[Chavo Classic]

Here lies Nick Mondo: and no-one gives a shit

[Xero]

Here lies Sable
Hot Corpse Action

Here lies Triple H
Died in a stampede of Smarks

Here lies Christian
Captain Decay

[Destor]

Here lies Christian
Captain Decay
:lol:

[Fryza]

Dusty Rhodes:
Here lies Dustin Rhodes

(plot next to him)

Here lies the other half.

[RemyRed]

Abyss- I just couldn't take those stupid chants anymore

Monty Brown- Stuck in afterlife limbo (God never knew whether he was face or heel)