View Full Version : Cena's gone over the edge.
Favre4Ever
09-06-2005, 10:06 PM
And no, not Edge the wrestler. That guy fucking sucks. No, Cena's rapper gimmick has spiraled out of the bounds of even rapper logic.
I wasn't really to angry when Cena started whining about how he did everything for the fans, but said it in a "cool", collected manner. I wasn't even really that angry when he started giving high fives to the crowd and whatnot. But here's where he went out of bounds:
King: Angle's giving Eugene a beating!!!!!
JR: BAH GAWD HERE COMES CENA!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK?!?! DAMMIT!!!!! Ahem......anyways, it fucking sucks that everyone trying to establish themselves as a good guy has to save that retard. Benoit, the savage, animalistic wolverine, who locks people in the crossface until like thirty refs break him off, saved Eugene. Then he danced with him in the ring. Gay, and kills the charater.
When Cena did it though, it made me want to turn off my tv. Thank God Tyson Tomko showed up so we wouldnt have to see those two morons do the Rikishi-Too Cool dance.
In conclusion, Cena is the Will Smith of rappers and I hate him. But somehow, Edge still manages to suck more.
Sadistic
09-06-2005, 10:09 PM
Once the fans start to realise that Cena actually sucks as a wrestler and gives us terrible matches that are hard to watch, then they may start to boo him.
FourFifty
09-06-2005, 10:12 PM
Help out the retard and you're a good guy.
Maybe they can get Triple H over as the best good guy ever if he saves the WWE writers.
Favre4Ever
09-06-2005, 10:12 PM
Im not insulting the wrestling here. The wrestling could be worse. But I dont know about the gimmick.
calling eugene a retard is kinda over the edge man
i fucking hate when somebody calls someone a retard that is so damn disrespectful
Volchok
09-06-2005, 10:25 PM
You're a retard
Favre4Ever
09-06-2005, 10:30 PM
^ha ha
If you hated that, you should check out Carlos Mencia sometime.
Volchok
09-06-2005, 10:43 PM
grr.. I forgot the :p
ThruTheWire
09-06-2005, 10:54 PM
calling eugene a retard is kinda over the edge man
i fucking hate when somebody calls someone a retard that is so damn disrespectful
Yeah except, he's not retarded, get over it. This is the internet, I'm sure you see alot more disrepectful things then the word RETARD. Which Nick Dinsmore's character portrays (Handicap). Being politically correct is overrated.
Favre4Ever
09-06-2005, 10:58 PM
Besides, retards can't do stunners.
Kane Knight
09-06-2005, 10:58 PM
calling eugene a retard is kinda over the edge man
i fucking hate when somebody calls someone a retard that is so damn disrespectful
To whom?
Retarded is no longer a real condition.
Volchok
09-06-2005, 10:58 PM
Eugene is a fuckin Retard get over yourself... I beat up retards all the time, Hell I RKO'd a retard last year...
.44 Magdalene
09-06-2005, 11:43 PM
Yeah, I put a retard in the ankle lock last night in front of millions of people.
...
Shut up, am too.
Ol Dirty Dastard
09-07-2005, 12:08 AM
YEAH WTF
aka you guys whine way too much.
kinglacoste
09-07-2005, 12:11 AM
roadwarriorslod is a retard
Kane Knight
09-07-2005, 12:14 AM
Represent, "Jewce."
KingofOldSchool
09-07-2005, 12:40 AM
Once the fans start to realise that Cena actually sucks as a wrestler and gives us terrible matches that are hard to watch, then they may start to boo him.
YEAH CENA SUXXSSS BECAUSE HE AIN'T HARDKORE!
LET'S GO WATCH PEOPLE THROW OTHER PEOPLE ON LIGHT BULBS!
THEY RAWK!
Kane Knight
09-07-2005, 12:59 AM
YEAH CENA SUXXSSS BECAUSE HE AIN'T HARDKORE!
LET'S GO WATCH PEOPLE THROW OTHER PEOPLE ON LIGHT BULBS!
THEY RAWK!
The funniest thing is this is coming out of a thread started by a Hulkster fan.
KingofOldSchool
09-07-2005, 01:02 AM
The funniest thing is this is coming out of a thread started by a Hulkster fan.
I bet if Cena starts saying "brother" every 3 seconds, then he will become his new favorite wrestler.
.44 Magdalene
09-07-2005, 01:08 AM
Is "bro" close enough? Or "brotha?" Cuz I can totally see it happening.
Scootie Stankers
09-07-2005, 01:26 AM
Besides, retards can't do stunners.
:rofl: :lol:
Cena is terrible. I cant wait to see Kurt Angel (yes, i wrote Angel... thank you Y2J) wins back the WWE Title and runs rip shit throughout the entire RAW roster to only job it to HHH at WM22 (which I dont want to happen, but we all know that it will happen)
Eugene sucks too... why did they get rid of Christy. When Eugene came out with her, I didnt mind but her ass looked so delicious in that cheerleader outfit. Turn Eugene heel, saying it was all a ploy and I would be happy.
But actually.... Retards CAN do stunners. McMahon has used the Stunner before.
Kane Knight
09-07-2005, 01:27 AM
Technically, it's Kirk Angel.
Kane Knight
09-07-2005, 01:28 AM
I bet if Cena starts saying "brother" every 3 seconds, then he will become his new favorite wrestler.
Does nigger count? Coz you KNOW Cena's going that.
Pepsi Man
09-07-2005, 01:28 AM
Actually, at the time Benoit did it, he was a face, and acted as a sportsman. When the match was over, he would release the hold. :o
Besides, retards can't do stunners.
For some reason, I laughed my ass off at this. I don't know. I guess it just seemed so...random.
when you know someone who is mentally retarded then it's offensive and before anyone says it yes i think the eugene character is offensive
Pepsi Man
09-07-2005, 11:47 AM
when you know someone who is mentally retarded then it's offensive and before anyone says it yes i think the eugene character is offensive
Knowing the guy that stares back at you when you look into that piece of glass doesn't count, son.
Johnny Vegas
09-07-2005, 12:00 PM
I keep saying this..Cena is turning into another Rock..but the Rock wasn't this bad....He starts off as a babyface..nobody really likes him...turns heel..people EAT it up...then it's like his character tries to hard to be babyface which turns fans against him.
I'm sorry, but what happened to the gimmicks that didn't give a f*ck if the fans cheered them or not?! (i.e. Austin, HHH, Rock '98-'00)
Kane Knight
09-07-2005, 12:17 PM
when you know someone who is mentally retarded then it's offensive and before anyone says it yes i think the eugene character is offensive
NO more offensive than the faggot gimmicks. No more offensive than Indians running down and going "ayayayayayayaya!" No more offensive than Hassan. No more offensive than the MExicools, or Eddie's "Lie Cheat and Steal" shit. No more offensive than "JBL-Border patrol."
i never said it was kk
we could sit here all day and list shit vince has done or is doing thats offensive
PureHatred
09-07-2005, 12:31 PM
NO more offensive than the faggot gimmicks. No more offensive than Indians running down and going "ayayayayayayaya!" No more offensive than Hassan. No more offensive than the MExicools, or Eddie's "Lie Cheat and Steal" shit. No more offensive than "JBL-Border patrol."
No more offensive than any of the other evil foreigners. No more offensive than Tony Atlas being forced to wear a zulu headress. No more offensive than Virgil the manservant. No more offensive than the countess characters and segments that were offensive to women.
Seriously, everyone has a right to their "feeling" or whatever, but I am stunned whenever someone gets a stick in their ass when the WWWE has spent the last 30 years doing everything possible to shock their viewers. Its like watching Jerry Springer and being offended by how insensitive the guests are. :roll:
purehatred wanna know the worst part about atlas he's from my hometown so it really sucked that they did that to him
PureHatred
09-07-2005, 12:36 PM
i never said it was kk
we could sit here all day and list shit vince has done or is doing thats offensive
If you know this, then why the fuck are you complaining?
PureHatred
09-07-2005, 12:54 PM
Once the fans start to realise that Cena actually sucks as a wrestler and gives us terrible matches that are hard to watch, then they may start to boo him.
Yeah, because we see how not being a technical wrestler held back guys like Hogan, The Rock, and Mankind.
ooOps! I guess, in your eyes mankind would be a technical genius since he was so hardcorez!!1!1roxrz!
Kane Knight
09-07-2005, 01:29 PM
i never said it was kk
we could sit here all day and list shit vince has done or is doing thats offensive
see, that's the thing. They're not offensive. They're characters. MAke-believe in a land of stereotypes. I'm not offended by gay wrestlers (I think there should be more...Wrestling's pretty gay), Indian wrestlers, I'm not offended by someone telling me my country is flawed...
...I'm not offended by any of these "close to home" and "offensive" gimmicks, I don't see why I'd be more offended if I knew a retard.
(By the way, if you're calling someone you know retarded, you're not really respecting them, since retarded is the incorrect term. Makes me wonder if you're even telling the truth...)
Deceit
09-07-2005, 07:35 PM
Cena will be getting The Rock boos from 97 (or was it 98) in due time. Fans will get sick of the super babyface that Cena is and he'll eventually turn.
I'm pretty sure the only reason why he's being super babied is to attempt to help out his horrible album sales. Atleast, that's what the WWE thinks is going to help
vampiro03
09-07-2005, 07:52 PM
i never said it was kk
we could sit here all day and list shit vince has done or is doing thats offensive
if you are so easily offended please don't watch wrasslin. retard
Deceit
09-07-2005, 08:11 PM
Retardation has circumvented wrestling since its beginning. Nothing new here!
Favre4Ever
09-07-2005, 08:43 PM
Pepsi Man, I think the thing I was trying to point out is that you shouldnt start changing a character around once the fans start cheering. Benoit shouldnt be a sportsman all of a sudden because hes a good guy; the reason people liked him in the first place was because of his excellent matches and RUTHLESSNESS. Note the smiling and hugging and shaking hands once Benoit became a face.
This concept is multiplied exponetially for a guy like Cena-I think that most people started liking him because he was not only watchable in the ring, but gave good promos and was interesting. He didnt have to start blowing everyone in the audience just because people started to like him; in fact, thats why he's in trouble now.
PureHatred
09-07-2005, 08:46 PM
Excellent. Fucking. Post.
I had no clue you had it in you.
Kane Knight
09-07-2005, 08:58 PM
Pepsi Man, I think the thing I was trying to point out is that you shouldnt start changing a character around once the fans start cheering. Benoit shouldnt be a sportsman all of a sudden because hes a good guy; the reason people liked him in the first place was because of his excellent matches and RUTHLESSNESS. Note the smiling and hugging and shaking hands once Benoit became a face.
This concept is multiplied exponetially for a guy like Cena-I think that most people started liking him because he was not only watchable in the ring, but gave good promos and was interesting. He didnt have to start blowing everyone in the audience just because people started to like him; in fact, thats why he's in trouble now.
You're right, except for one thing.
He's still massively over., I wouldn't call that "trouble."
Favre4Ever
09-07-2005, 09:41 PM
mabye "thats why I think he's headed for trouble" would have been better.
James Steele
09-07-2005, 10:39 PM
THATS WHY THERE IS NO EDIT BUTTON IN TPWW...
Oh wait...
Favre4Ever
09-08-2005, 12:21 AM
Bill Nye strikes again.
Pepsi Man
09-08-2005, 01:08 AM
Pepsi Man, I think the thing I was trying to point out is that you shouldnt start changing a character around once the fans start cheering. Benoit shouldnt be a sportsman all of a sudden because hes a good guy; the reason people liked him in the first place was because of his excellent matches and RUTHLESSNESS. Note the smiling and hugging and shaking hands once Benoit became a face.
This concept is multiplied exponetially for a guy like Cena-I think that most people started liking him because he was not only watchable in the ring, but gave good promos and was interesting. He didnt have to start blowing everyone in the audience just because people started to like him; in fact, thats why he's in trouble now.
Benoit was always a good sport when he was a face, from his time in ECW all the way to today. He's aggressive as fuck from bell to bell, even as a face, but once that bell rings, face Benoit is satisfied with a win far more often than not.
As for Cena, I've never liked the guy, personally, so one way or the other, I can't really say here.
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