Ross Report 09/08/05

[Joey Slugs]

Greetings from under the black, 200X Resistol hat! We’re burning daylight, so let’s get this show on the road …

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/jimross/ross090805

[KingofOldSchool]

From: The Madman

I appreciate Jerry and of you commentating on RAW. What does Jerry do when he is off the show and is he still married to KAT?



PTA meetings. Bake sales. Crossing guard duty. Only kidding, Madman. The King has a lovely, young, early 20-something girlfriend who is in college in Memphis.

Jesus, I can hardly get a 20-something girlfriend and I'm 22! :(

[Corkscrewed]

Whoa, gonMad got an email through!!! :love:

[Joey Slugs]

It’s nice to see Dusty Rhodes back working behind the cameras for WWE. I would love to host a DVD of the “Dream’s” favorite matches. Dusty is a future WWE Hall of Famer in my view.<o =""></o>
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Are you excited about the U.S. Open tennis tournament? Me neither?<o =""></o>
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In my opinion, no team has a better shot at making the Super Bowl this year than the New England Patriots.<o =""></o>
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We are looking forward to our October International tour. I’ll head to the <st1:country-region><st1 ="">UK</st1> </st1:country-region>right after the OU game at Texas Tech. Busy weekend for yours truly.<o =""></o>
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As a fan, I would love to see more emphasis put on SmackDown’s cruiserweight division. There’s lots of talented athletes in that weight class.
he is so fucking random. but :y: on the CW thought.

[Kane Knight]

HE's puling for the pats? There's a risky venture.

[Destor]

I loved old Dick
:nono:

[Kane Knight]

As a fan, I would love to see more emphasis put on SmackDown’s cruiserweight division. There’s lots of talented athletes in that weight class.

LOL EVEN THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPANY WANT MORE DAMMIT!

[TerranRich]

JR: We really should showcase the talent of the crusier—
Vince: NOO!!! ENOUGH!!!! NO CRUISERWEIGHTS!!! THERE ARE NO CRUISERWEIGHTS!!!!
JR: But Vince, they're there...
Vince: NO! I refuse to acknowledge their existence! Nunzio WHO?
JR: Er. He's the champ, Mr. McMahon
Vince: ...
JR: ...
Vince: ...the cruiserweights have a championship belt???
JR: :roll:

[Skippord]

The Smarks got owned by JR

[Vietnamese Crippler]

"A gentleman in an airport asked me the other day if Chris Masters reminds me of a young Lex Luger. I politely answered, “HELL NO!” (Just joking, even though that’s what I was thinking.) Masters already understands his job better than Luger at a comparable age."


:rofl:

[Cool King]

Jesus, I can hardly get a 20-something girlfriend and I'm 22! :(

Jerry must be doing something right...or the girl he is with is really desperate.

[Nark Order]

lol @ Lawler macking on college chicks.

[KingofOldSchool]

Jerry must be doing something right...or the girl he is with is really desperate.

*Jerry sneaks into a frat party*

*a drunk chick walks up to him*

Chick: Hey thurr sexxxie wud u lik to c somtheng???
Lawler: Ohhhhhh yessssss!

*chick flashes Lawler*

Lawler: PUPPIES! YA-HOO!
Chick: *laughs* Your cute. Want 2 hav sexxx?
Lawler: YA-HOO! PUPPIES! HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!

[Gone Mad]

Whoa, gonMad got an email through!!! :love:

Actually, this is how the real email went:

From: The Madman

I hate Jerry and ESPECIALLY you and that bullshit you call "commentating" on RAW. What does Jerry do when he is off the show, because he MUST be a pervert! How do you think he got Kat after all ?! BTW post my email on your little page or else I steal all your barbeque sauce and dump it on the Sooners, bitch! Thanks.

P.S. Cole/Taz own you, BAWGAWD !

He still hasn't responded to that one. ;)

(I'm j/k btw. I don't even know his email, nor do I tell a good joke. Just thought I let you know that.)

[Shadow]

Edited because I'm a moron...

WHAT THE HELL TYPE OF EMAIL WAS THAT YOU PUSSY!?