WWE disallows a pregnant mother to use name

[Bizarro Triple A]

WWE is taking a mother-to-be to court for using what they say is a WWE intellectual property. Apparently the woman will be giving birth to a boy with the due date being in December. She registered the baby's name at Toys R Us this past Wednesday with a wishlist of gifts any relatives might be wanting to buy the newborn, however WWE's Head Of Talent Relations Johnny Ace was at the same Toys R Us and saw that she had been planning to name her newborn son Vincent. Naturally he called Vince McMahon up and told him. WWE then contacted the woman and told her that he has official rights to the name Vincent and that he'll sue her if she names him this.

[Volare]

wow.....

[Hitman84]

I really hope this is a hoax ...

[Destor]

I was just wandering B Triple A, are you a sock?

[Xero]

lol, Toys R Us...

[Yashamaga]

R U THERIOUS?!?!?!

[Team Sheep]

Damn, my sides are splitting here...

[JH]

that is so damn stupid
BUT
i seriously would'nt put it past vince to try something like that lol

[SuperSlim]

I really hope this is a hoax ...

nah it's not. I saw the same report :nono:

[road doggy dogg]

"lol"

[Kane Knight]

This is funny. And that's not a case of sarcasm, either. Well written, too.

[FourFifty]

WWE's next legal move is to sue Square-Enix for using the name "Vincent" in FFVII.

[Gonzo]

Ok, this has got to be bullshit. Even if it isn't the case would get thrown right out. You think that you can fucking have rights to a fucking name like that? Its not even a characters name like The Rock or Stone Cold its a fucking first name.

[Jalapeño]

lol

[Funky Fly]

Evil Triple A > Bizarro Triple A

[Loose Cannon]

Ok, this has got to be bullshit. Even if it isn't the case would get thrown right out. You think that you can fucking have rights to a fucking name like that? Its not even a characters name like The Rock or Stone Cold its a fucking first name.

lol, it's fake dude. First Triple A is posting a thread in the wrestling forum. Second, there's no source and third these fake news stories have been posted here a thousand times (usually by Jabba). One of those things should of tipped you off.

[Londoner]

haha@People not noticing that there isn't a link to this report and having to question whether it was real or fake...:lol:

[Kane Knight]

haha@People not noticing that there isn't a link to this report and having to question whether it was real or fake...:lol:

Well, the first part's normal around here. the rest is scary, that there's any question.

[SuperSlim]

just the thought that nayone even thought it was real for a second is funny

[TerranRich]

Okay, if this is real then it's BULLSHIT!!! We must take a stand!! I call upon all my Internet wrestling fan brothers (and sister, I'm sure), fight against this cruel and unusual idiocy and take a stand against this tyranny and insanity! Fight the good fight, people, and let's all tell Vince McMahon that he can't get away with this! Let's all take a stand and tell him that ENOUGH is ENOUGH!! That he has to know his role and SHUT his MOUTH!! I have devised several petitions to this effect, in the hopes that the enormous amount of response will be enough to drive off the demons in Vince's mind that compel him to take such extreme and radical actions against an innocent expecting mother!





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:shifty:






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Unless of course it's fake. In which case, I should probably go hang myself, naked, in front of a church or something.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, I've been naked in front of a church...And hung...

...Unfortunately, I'm hung like a girl.

[Blue Demon]

:lol:

[Hired Hitman]

Like people have said, it's obviously fake, nobody can copywright a persons name or there wouldn't be people with the same name. :p

[Kane Knight]

Like people have said, it's obviously fake, nobody can copywright a persons name or there wouldn't be people with the same name. :p

And you definitely wouldn't see Jeff Hardy in TNA. He'd be J-Do-dippitty.

[Nervous Ferret]

lol@ sig

[SuperSlim]

And you definitely wouldn't see Jeff Hardy in TNA. He'd be J-Do-dippitty.

nahhh they'd probably still call him the charismatic enigma.

[owenbrown]

too fuckin funny :rofl:

[Lotus]

Vince, I mean Mr., McMahon is the shit. Noone deserves to bear his great name.

[darkpower]

nahhh they'd probably still call him the charismatic enigma.

Or, as some people tend to call him...

PAINT-SNIFFIN' BOY!!

:shifty:

[FourFifty]

Well, the first part's normal around here.


Normal? That's a funny sounding word. What does it mean?

[FourFifty]

Vince, I mean Mr., McMahon is the shit. Noone deserves to bear his great name.

With all due respect to Vince and what he has done for the wrestling industry, and believe me there's a lot of respect due, Fuck Vince. He didn't create Justin Credible, Billy Kidman, or The Dudley Boys. He shouldn't have the rights to thier names just because of the fact that they can go to TNA now. If WWE was the only game in town I'd bet my left nut that Vince woulnd't give two shits about The Dudleys because there wouldn't be anyone else trying to be king of the mountian.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I was reading that, and sadly, only by halfway through did I realize it was a joke.

[G-wrath]

When I read the topic, I thought it would be about Dawn Marie.

[Corkscrewed]

lol


Good stuff.

Vincent's a stupid name anyway.

[JokerFace]

"I don't wanna grow up (... I'm a Toy's R Us Kid)."

Apparently Vince never got the memo. GROW UP ALREADY!