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The MAC
09-11-2005, 03:00 PM
Scene1:

Titan Towers, in vince's office just after Summerslam.

Hulks Theme music plays from a boombox that Shane-o-mac is carrying.
Hulk walks in

Hulk : Brother did you see that match? I carried Michaels thru it. :lol:

Vince: er...

Hulk : :wtf:

Vince : er..yeah.. bravo. You did it ..brother.

Hulk : So Vince whats next , Brother? I'm thinking Triple H returns
and i pin him in 30 seconds - or maybe..the finger push of doom..

Vince : Nooo...! :eek:

Hulk : huh? you say no to me.. :mad:

Vince : er..what i mean is - Lets try something else. John Cena is
a grat performer.

Hulk : but not as good as me..right? :wtf:

Vince: :shifty:

Hulk : RIGHT!?! :mad:

Vince : :| :yes:

Vince: Hulk do the right thing..for the business that helped you become who you are today ..

Hulk : :cool: VH-1 ..yeah..:y:

Vince: NO Terry The WWF ( fuck panda's)

Hulk : you want me to...:eek: job? :rant: What the fuck brother..I think you didnt take your vitamins this morning..


Vince: Hulk .. you are the only man in Wrestlign that can put someone over and yet come out the bigger star.. you are and always will be the man.
This kid will be forgotten about ..but hulk will always be remembered.

Hulk : yea like that night when we were on the road and I was lonely and then you bent over..

Vince : :shifty: :$ shhh...

hulk : okay vince : :yes: I'll put Cena over.. but it cant be clean.
and i want a title run afterwards.

Vince whispers : womens title..

Hulk : What ?

Vince : okay deal!

Dave Youell
09-11-2005, 03:40 PM
That sucked

Nervous Ferret
09-11-2005, 06:12 PM
get loopy in here!

Jalapeņo
09-11-2005, 06:14 PM
lou p

James Steele
09-11-2005, 06:36 PM
LOL? :?:

Jalapeņo
09-11-2005, 06:39 PM
JamesSteele should do a parody of this.

Using SUYIA

James Steele
09-11-2005, 06:49 PM
Scene1:

TwistedSteele Towers, in JS's office just after ForumMania III.

MacGyver007s Theme music plays from a boombox that Kane Knight is carrying.
MacGyver007 walks in

MacGyver007 : Brother did you see that thread? I carried Dave Youell thru it. :lol:

JS: er...

MacGyver007 : :wtf:

JS : er..yeah.. bravo. You did it ..brother.

MacGyver007 : So JS whats next , Brother? I'm thinking AssMan returns
and i piss on him in 30 seconds - or maybe..the toilet flush of doom..

JS : Nooo...! :eek:

MacGyver007 : huh? you say no to me.. :mad:

JS : er..what i mean is - Lets try something else. Ferret is
an average performer.

MacGyver007: Ferret is nowhere near as good as me...right? :wtf:

JS: :shifty:

MacGyver007 : RIGHT!?! :mad:

JS : :| :yes:

JS: MacGyver007 do the right thing..for the business that helped you become who you are today ..

MacGyver007 : :cool: Rajah's ..yeah..:y:

JS : NO you fuckwit, TPWW ( fuck Rajah's)

MacGyver007 : you want me to...:eek: actually post something funny when I say its funny? :rant: What the fuck brother..I think you didnt take your Kane Knight semen this morning..


JS: MacGyver007 .. you are the only man in TPWW that can put someone over and yet come out the worst poster.. you are and always will be the most pathetic excuse of a man.

Jalapeño will be forgotten about ..but MacGyver007 will always be remembered as a douchebag.

MacGyver007 : yea like that night when you and KK were on the road and he was lonely and then you bought KY.

JS : :shifty: :$ shhh...

MacGyver007 : okay JS : :yes: I'll put funny stuff on TPWW.. but it cant be actually funny.

JS screams: SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!

Hulk : What ?

JS: *kicks MacGyver007 in the balls*

James Steele
09-11-2005, 06:52 PM
THAT is fucking comedy...

James Steele
09-11-2005, 06:52 PM
BITCH!

Jalapeņo
09-11-2005, 06:52 PM
LMAO!!

JamesSteele is a genius.

Jalapeņo
09-11-2005, 06:52 PM
FUCKING GENIUS

James Steele
09-11-2005, 06:58 PM
I know.

James Steele
09-11-2005, 06:59 PM
<marquee>:shifty: ~ :shifty: ~ :shifty: ~ :shifty: ~ :shifty: ~ :shifty:</marquee>

James Steele
09-11-2005, 06:59 PM
<marquee>:lol: ~ :lol: ~ :lol: ~ :lol: ~ :lol: ~ :lol:</marquee>

James Steele
09-11-2005, 07:00 PM
<marquee>:p ~ :p ~ :p ~ :p ~ :p ~ :p</marquee>

Nervous Ferret
09-11-2005, 07:00 PM
pretty unfunny james

James Steele
09-11-2005, 07:01 PM
<marquee>* * * HEEL HEAT * * *</marquee>

James Steele
09-11-2005, 07:02 PM
pretty unfunny james

I'm glad you got the point Ferret.

Nervous Ferret
09-11-2005, 07:03 PM
what

Corkscrewed
09-11-2005, 07:46 PM
lmao. Good stuff JS. Saved this thread for sure.

Shadow
09-11-2005, 08:17 PM
I take it James is back?

Bad Company
09-11-2005, 08:26 PM
weak thread, weaker save. Delete it.

ThruTheWire
09-11-2005, 08:56 PM
I give the both of you a solid 1.5 / 10.

TerranRich
09-11-2005, 10:21 PM
I give the both of you a solid dump in my toilet. It's a nice, hearty shit and you both deserve it. Really! ;)

James Steele
09-11-2005, 10:27 PM
I give TerranRich,ThruTheWire,Bad Company, and MacGyver007 a ginormous obscenely massive and giant flaming...



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Jalapeņo
09-11-2005, 10:51 PM
I can't believe I ever denied JamesSteele's genious. I was so blind.

:lol:

Keep it up.

Pinnacle Charisma
09-11-2005, 11:39 PM
that was brillant steele:D :rofl: :rofl:

Drakul
09-12-2005, 01:49 AM
I give TerranRich,ThruTheWire,Bad Company, and MacGyver007 a ginormous obscenely massive and giant flaming...



http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/2426/coollogocom237731793ry.gif

Budget Increase?:shifty:

James Steele
09-12-2005, 10:14 PM
<marquee>:shifty: ~ :shifty: ~ :shifty: ~ :shifty: ~ :shifty: ~ :shifty:</marquee>