View Full Version : Raw thread 9-12-05 (Pretend its 1995)
Savio
09-12-2005, 08:11 PM
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/309846/494308/cena133.jpg
General Manager Eric Bischoff (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/ericbischoff/) has signed a huge Handicap Match for Monday Night RAW (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/) on Sept. 12. It will be WWE Champion John Cena (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/) taking on both Kurt Angle (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/kurtangle/) and Tyson Tomko (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/tysontomko/). Cena has overcome many odds since becoming WWE Champion, but can he really turn back both Angle and Tomko? Watch RAW to find out.
It has just been learned that "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/ricflair/) will take on Chris Masters (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/chrismasters/) tonight in one-on-one action. Several weeks ago on RAW, Masters forced an already beaten and battered Flair to succumb to the Master Lock. Will Masters have the same success tonight?
Also, Edge (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/edge/) will have the tall order of battling Big Show (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/bigshow/) in Edge's first match since a frightening Side Effect off the RAW stage injured his neck.
Also, Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch made a stunning debut upsetting the World Tag Team Champions, Rosey (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/rosey/) and The Hurricane (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/thehurricane/). How will they top their first appearance on RAW?
Shadow
09-12-2005, 08:15 PM
By jobbing to someone else.
Destor
09-12-2005, 08:20 PM
Im looking forward to Cade & Murdoch.
This Raw will suck loads of semen.
Destor
09-12-2005, 08:24 PM
Keep'n it positive. :D
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 08:32 PM
1995? Pssh, I wish. But like I said, if the show is ok in the first half hour or I just complain too much, I'm gone for tonight. I don't know if I can stay positive for some of the so-called "entertainment" WWE gives us sometimes.
Ok. It will positivley suck. How bout that?
Pinnacle Charisma
09-12-2005, 08:42 PM
this thread will be very empty if we will have to remain positive.
This is like trying to come up with postive things about dogshit
mike627
09-12-2005, 08:49 PM
well, here we go another Raw thread.
Morgan
09-12-2005, 08:55 PM
Yo it's me, it's me, it's.........Morgan.
Morgan
09-12-2005, 08:56 PM
Where is everyone?
WHAT THE FUCK
What kind of shitty raw is this? I haven't even watched yet but fucking creative team.
OMG TRIPLE H YOU ASSHOLE STOP HOLDING CHRISTIAN DOWN. WAIT HE'S ON SMACKDOWN. I DON'T CARE THO TIPLE HE DIE.
and Lita, plz stop botching and matt hardy kill lita k/ thx
BAW GAHD JR STOP MESSING UP OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMOGMG
this raw sucks *doesn't change channel* this raw is a piece of crap *eyes are glued to screen* i have to wake up at 6am and i am still watching this shittttttttt
:roll:
Morgan
09-12-2005, 09:00 PM
I get it. We're pretending it's 1995, so we're pretending there's no internet.
Mr. JL
09-12-2005, 09:00 PM
The card for tonight looks weak as hell. I doubt I'll be able to post in this thread and make like it was 1995. I'll be watching but I'm not gonna post here because I am not going to be able to stay positive.
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 09:04 PM
HOLY SHIT! IT'S THE BIG SHOW! 1995 RULES! :drool:
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:04 PM
.....so I guess both Matt Hardy and Snitsky shall run in during this match?
Morgan
09-12-2005, 09:04 PM
I'LL GET THE JAWS,THE JAWS,AND YOU GET A MONKEY,YEAH,COME ON,COME ON,COME ON, LET'S GET IT ON!!!!.
Whatever the lyrics are.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:05 PM
I really love Lita's new boobs. But then again...who doesn't like new boobs?
mike627
09-12-2005, 09:05 PM
I hope we see something worth while tonight..
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:06 PM
AHAHAHA!
I loved that look Show gave Edge before lifting him up and splitting his balls.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:08 PM
Here comes Matt Hardy
ThruTheWire
09-12-2005, 09:08 PM
POMG THEYIRE BURYING HARDY!!!
Morgan
09-12-2005, 09:08 PM
Someone really needs to draw up a diagram of the Big Show illustrating this guys weird anatomy. Frying pan sized hands, typewriter head.
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 09:09 PM
A TAG MATCH?! WHOOOOAA, these 4 guys are gonna fight at the PPV so this is gonna be something! WOW! I did not expect this in 1995!
I heart rasslin'.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:09 PM
And here comes the impromptu tag match.
Loose Cannon
09-12-2005, 09:10 PM
my sheep
Xerzes
09-12-2005, 09:11 PM
"Verticality." Goddamnit JR learn English.
ThruTheWire
09-12-2005, 09:12 PM
"Verticality." Goddamnit JR learn English.
Uhmmm, too bad "verticality" is an actual word.
Schoenauer
09-12-2005, 09:12 PM
Am I the only one that is sick of the Hardy chants and the ridiculous pops he's getting?
Xerzes
09-12-2005, 09:13 PM
Gene Snitsky's scary back acne (backne! ha!) makes me a sad, sad boy.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:13 PM
Why when JR botching English is more entertaining?
Also...COMMERCIAL BREAK DURING A MATCH! DRINK!
ThruTheWire
09-12-2005, 09:13 PM
Am I the only one that is sick of the Hardy chants and the ridiculous pops he's getting?
Probably, I prefer it alot more over the dead silence.
KingofOldSchool
09-12-2005, 09:14 PM
Lita is so fucking hot.
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 09:14 PM
Man, after all that action, I do need a nice break to drink. Great show so far and I am positive about that.
:y: ;)
Morgan
09-12-2005, 09:15 PM
Gene Snitsky's scary back acne (backne! ha!) makes me a sad, sad boy.
It does looks like he's growing alien pods there.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:16 PM
Those are alien pods.
Also....oh look, we came back from commercial and the face is in trouble...DRINK!
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:18 PM
....did Big Show hit a wrestling move on Snitsky?
Morgan
09-12-2005, 09:18 PM
:rofl: If Shadow's drinking to wrestling cliches, he's gonna be drunk within the hour.
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:20 PM
Lita did such a good job of getting away.
Xerzes
09-12-2005, 09:20 PM
Manager/valet trying to avoid harm by retreating into the ring. DRINK!
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:20 PM
Yay....Matt's going over on Sunday.
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:20 PM
That was a pretty sloppy match overall, especially for the guys involved. Big Show's "punt" was the highlight of it. :-\
Kane Knight
09-12-2005, 09:20 PM
I get it. We're pretending it's 1995, so we're pretending there's no internet.
Yeah, gore hadn't even been born yet.
Kane Knight
09-12-2005, 09:21 PM
I would mark the fuck out if Kane's pyro went off.
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:21 PM
OMG LITA USED MATT'S OWN MOVE AGAINST HIM!!!1!!!11!!
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:22 PM
OMG LITA USED MATT'S OWN MOVE AGAINST HIM!!!1!!!11!!
DRINK!
Zen v.W.o.
09-12-2005, 09:23 PM
This crowd is shit, they should be blacklisted.
ThruTheWire
09-12-2005, 09:24 PM
This crowd is shit, they should be blacklisted.
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 09:24 PM
OMFSBG, Tomko and Masters have matches??? OH, HOW A SWEET SHOW THIS WILL BE TONIGHT! :drool: :drool: :drool:
All we need is a diva segment and we are in heaven. Thank god for '95! **drinks another MadWeiser**
Pinnacle Charisma
09-12-2005, 09:26 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
about time the rock is back.
The peoples champ may be able to make raw better. And conway is in the ring. He might get a rub off this
Destor
09-12-2005, 09:26 PM
HBK
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:26 PM
WTF... that announcer guy's still employed?
Morgan
09-12-2005, 09:26 PM
Todd Grisham doesn't know it yet, but HBK plans to crucify him, why else bring him out onstage?
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:27 PM
That Masters is a monster! Even HBK couldn't break the masterlock!!! OMG!!!
mike627
09-12-2005, 09:27 PM
HBK to the rescue!
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:27 PM
HBK's mom is 6'4" 270 lbs!!!!
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:28 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:28 PM
.............Wait a second here...why are they out on stage rather than in the back....I'm confused.
Also I'm wondering if Shawn's being sarcastic or not cause I can never tell.
Kane Knight
09-12-2005, 09:28 PM
Michaels is doing good.
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:28 PM
He shoulda said 'Wassup widdat??"
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:28 PM
That RAW background is trippy!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 09:28 PM
Fuck the positivity crap for a minute, but I still want the Todd bastard to disappear from my TV. What a damn unfunny, stale douchebag he is. UGGH!
But HBK is on TV and he is the best that 95 can give us. SUCK IT!
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:29 PM
looks like Todd is getting ready to grope HBK from behind. :lol:
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:29 PM
LMAO... and as I post that, HBK goes "Get it up here, boy!"
:rofl:
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:30 PM
Man, this crowd really IS crap.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:30 PM
Ok...who gave Grandpa a mic?
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:30 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! This can only get better. Flair! :lol: :love:
Morgan
09-12-2005, 09:30 PM
The ghost of Ric Flair visits Shawn to teach him the real meaning of Christmas.
The Greater Power
09-12-2005, 09:31 PM
HBK said Masters was 22
Flair said he's 24.
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:31 PM
Dude... that's like a combined 159 years on stage right now.
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:31 PM
103 from Flair.
Schoenauer
09-12-2005, 09:32 PM
Woo dance!
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:32 PM
HBK said Masters was 22
Flair said he's 24.
Flair's old. Forgive him.
mike627
09-12-2005, 09:32 PM
The ghost of Ric Flair visits Shawn to teach him the real meaning of Christmas.:rofl:
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:32 PM
Well that was entertaining.
And what's this about the Rock coming back?
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:33 PM
Alright, time to make dinner. I've had my fun. Cyas! :wave:
KingofOldSchool
09-12-2005, 09:33 PM
LMAO @ Flair and HBK
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 09:33 PM
LOL Flair sounds like a damn insane bird! Those two are like bingo buddies, dancing around and stuff.
I can't wait for the Champ! Now THAT is a real champ right there. Not stale at all. THECHAMPISHURRR!
Zen v.W.o.
09-12-2005, 09:37 PM
Flair needs to shut his fucking hole. Enough with the whoo's he is over-using them now.
Oh yeah, and he sucks.
Zen v.W.o.
09-12-2005, 09:38 PM
Kerwin sucks, and yes I was like this back in 1995.
ThruTheWire
09-12-2005, 09:38 PM
Man, Kerwins fucking awesome. I never liked Chavo, but Kerwin is fucking awesome.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:38 PM
..............
O...My...Shadow. My life.....WHAT THE HELL IS ON MY TV RIGHT NOW!?
Morgan
09-12-2005, 09:38 PM
:lol: I hadn't heard his new music yet.
Kane Knight
09-12-2005, 09:39 PM
If we're pretending this is 1995, can I pretend that Chavo's Val Venis?
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 09:40 PM
Now.. Shelton better win this one or else, to Heat he shall forever go.
If it ain't Chavo, it ain't right.
Kane Knight
09-12-2005, 09:40 PM
Flair needs to shut his fucking hole. Enough with the whoo's he is over-using them now.
Oh yeah, and he sucks.
Kane Knight
09-12-2005, 09:40 PM
Kerwin sucks, and yes I was like this back in 1995.
mike627
09-12-2005, 09:40 PM
OMG Kerwin sucks.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:41 PM
Middle-class America doesn't golf.
ThruTheWire
09-12-2005, 09:42 PM
rofl @ kerwin
Xerzes
09-12-2005, 09:43 PM
Seems Coach was reminded that he's always a heel, so he's supposed to be happy that Chavo decided he's no longer a minority. Yay?
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:44 PM
OMG! Kerwin vs. Shelton...AT UNFORGIVEN!
DRINK!
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 09:46 PM
KURT FREAKIN' ANGLE!! :heart:
This man needs to win that belt now. 1995 needs a champion like Angle.
Morgan
09-12-2005, 09:49 PM
"My name is Kurt Angle, I'm an olympic gold medalist, and a four-time WWE champion. But even I suffer from haemorrhoids, that's why I use Haemotop.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:50 PM
Gods I want to see Trish back....the current RAW divas are just....sad.
Fubar28
09-12-2005, 09:50 PM
Unforgiven is going to suck like a hooker on a saturady night.
And...
Kerwin sucks, and yes I was like this back in 1995.
Kane Knight
09-12-2005, 09:51 PM
Seems Coach was reminded that he's always a heel, so he's supposed to be happy that Chavo decided he's no longer a minority. Yay?
Coach hasn't been black in years.
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:51 PM
OMG, I glanced at the TV and saw King sprawing that BOD spray on himself and almost puked.
Morgan
09-12-2005, 09:51 PM
Jesus Christ, the least subtle product placement you could ask for.
Xerzes
09-12-2005, 09:51 PM
King being a creepy pervert despite that fact that he's probably as old as Flair! DRINK!
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:51 PM
Seriously, that was disturbing.
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 09:51 PM
I like that there is a diva stable when there is only 5 divas in total on the show. Like that makes sense.
VICKY!!! :drool: :drool: :drool:
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:52 PM
MORE fun?! :eek: HLA!!!!!! :drool:
:shifty:
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:52 PM
I thought she was gonna just come out and take another beating. :lol:
Morgan
09-12-2005, 09:52 PM
Candice should never use her mouth for talking, it's best used for fellatio.
Savio
09-12-2005, 09:52 PM
See LC when you pretend its 1995 no one posts.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:53 PM
Vicky can't save this angle gonMad. I'm sorry.
Also...anyone wanna bet that Torrie and Candice's heel turn will last that long after this is o...
OMG! TRISH IS BACK!
Kane Knight
09-12-2005, 09:53 PM
I've got friends with me! YAY!
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:53 PM
TRISH!!!!
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 09:53 PM
:heart: TRISH :heart:
Morgan
09-12-2005, 09:53 PM
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
mike627
09-12-2005, 09:53 PM
Trish!
Schoenauer
09-12-2005, 09:53 PM
TRISH IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:53 PM
Q@%&@#)^&_(@#*%&@!%()!@&%)(@&%@#&%(*)!@&%(@!&%(*#@&%(*#@&%(* TRISH!!!!!!!!!
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:54 PM
WHY IS TORRIE DOMINATING TRISH????
Jaton
09-12-2005, 09:54 PM
Why am I excited to see her?
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 09:54 PM
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:55 PM
TRISH IS BACK! MY LIFE IS MADE SO MUCH BETTER!
The Answer
09-12-2005, 09:55 PM
Trish looks better than ever :naughty:
Morgan
09-12-2005, 09:56 PM
Candice found time to lose clothing.
Now kick Ashley in the face.
Xerzes
09-12-2005, 09:56 PM
..what the crap did it say on that wristband thing Trish had?
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 09:57 PM
Oh, how I missed Trish. Oh, that Canadian goddess.. :drool:
Thank the gods it's 1995.
Kane Knight
09-12-2005, 09:57 PM
SOMETHING TO MARK OUT FOR!
Jaton
09-12-2005, 09:57 PM
1995!
Shadow
09-12-2005, 09:59 PM
Did anyone else notice that in the TNA promo...there's no Jeff Hardy.
Jaton
09-12-2005, 09:59 PM
Another TNA commercial. Spike is ruthless, especially to the show that made Spike as big as it is. :|
Jaton
09-12-2005, 09:59 PM
No. We didn't notice..I thought I liked it a little bit more though.
Joey Slugs
09-12-2005, 10:00 PM
Another TNA commercial. Spike is ruthless, especially to the show that made Spike as big as it is. :|
i thought that was mXc
Schoenauer
09-12-2005, 10:00 PM
Time for Flair to carry Masters.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 10:00 PM
Bite me Jaton.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 10:01 PM
...anyone but me notice that during Master's entrance....JR says narry a word yet King and Coach refuse to shut up?
Jaton
09-12-2005, 10:02 PM
:|
Jaton
09-12-2005, 10:02 PM
I was about to say that. lol
Joey Slugs
09-12-2005, 10:04 PM
flair should of ran out in the water-logged suit and asked his jacket to be his partner....
then heel turn and attack it again.
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 10:05 PM
The continual push of the useless continues... Luger Jr. v. The Naitch!
BTW I love the TNA/WWE commercials.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 10:08 PM
FLAIR'S TOP ROPE MOVE DIDN'T WORK! DRINK!
Joey Slugs
09-12-2005, 10:09 PM
am i missing a drinking game? what didn't i read tonight?
owenbrown
09-12-2005, 10:10 PM
it must be 1995 cause there is only 4 pages of posts:rofl:
Shadow
09-12-2005, 10:10 PM
It's the Wrestling Cliche drinking game. We're generally drunker than skunks after the first 30 minutes.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 10:10 PM
COMMERCIAL BREAK DURING A MATCH! DRINK!
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 10:11 PM
Like it was pointed out before, if we are drinking for every wrestling cliche, we are gonna be soooo drunk. So bad we will actually believe it is 1995.
ANOTHER COMMERCIAL BREAK! DRIIINK!1!!
Morgan
09-12-2005, 10:13 PM
Thank god Hogan isn't here then. We'd all be dead of alcohol poisoning.
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 10:14 PM
"We come back from the commercial break and Masters is RIDING Space Mountain..."
I like how King and the Coach try to cover up Masters' complete lack of reaction when he comes out.
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 10:14 PM
:shifty:
Shadow
09-12-2005, 10:14 PM
THE FACE IS IN TROUBLE AFTER THE BREAK! DRINK!
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 10:16 PM
I like how King and the Coach try to cover up Masters' complete lack of reaction when he comes out.
It's even funnier when they stay quiet during Conway's entrance, making it NO REACTION WHATSOEVER.
Joey Slugs
09-12-2005, 10:18 PM
FIGURE FOUR....
DRINK 4
HEEL RUN IN AND BEAT DOWN....
FUCKING CHUG
FACE SAVE RUN IN....
GRAB A CASE!
Shadow
09-12-2005, 10:19 PM
THE FACES ARE BEING BEATEN UP BY THE HEELS! DRINK!
Morgan
09-12-2005, 10:20 PM
....KENNEDY!!
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 10:22 PM
BAWGAWD! THAT LARGE CHECK AIN'T MADE OF A BAG OF DORITOS I CAN TELL YA THAT!
:shifty:
Jonster
09-12-2005, 10:24 PM
Hang on...
Did Coach just say Angle and Tomko are going one on one with Cena?
CYCLOPTERSAURUS
09-12-2005, 10:27 PM
Got back from class early tonight, and hahahaha at this 1995 thing. I was gonna make my own "non-1995" thead if this thread was full of marks and such, but I don't even see a difference.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 10:27 PM
.............omg....Drink the entire fucking keg right now.
Xerzes
09-12-2005, 10:28 PM
I think this might actually be a step down form main eventing Heat.
Joey Slugs
09-12-2005, 10:28 PM
murdock and cade...... future champs i hope.
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 10:29 PM
eneguE = sgnitaR ! **airplane spins **
...But why are Taj/Eug jobbing to Team Deliverance? I'm sure there are.. other teams.. to.. nevermind.
Joey Slugs
09-12-2005, 10:29 PM
holy shit
a tag match on a PPV.
what is this world coming to?
Joey Slugs
09-12-2005, 10:31 PM
JR: When was the last time you saw an airplane spin there King?
(I was waiting to hear King say "about 1995")
Shadow
09-12-2005, 10:31 PM
I guess one of Eugene's fav wrestlers is Shark Boy.
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 10:32 PM
Once again, thank the gods it's 1995! Smoking Gunns is such a great team, I tells ya! There are gonna be big.
Xerzes
09-12-2005, 10:33 PM
Thank you, Coach, for pointing out that two southern men arguing about which state is dumber isn't funny.
CYCLOPTERSAURUS
09-12-2005, 10:33 PM
I'd think Murdoch making that face the whole match would make his face hurt.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 10:34 PM
If Murdoc were any uglier...I'd say he was related to Eugene.
Fubar28
09-12-2005, 10:35 PM
Eugene & Tajri = team retard. I know Tajri only sounds retarded when he speaks.
Shadow
09-12-2005, 10:36 PM
Ok...I have no more interest in RAW for the rest of the night...HAPPY DRINKING EVERYONE!
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 10:37 PM
Why does Tajiri do the Tarantula when he obviously knows by now that it's illegal? That's '95 logic for ya.
A better match than last week. Not bad at all by Team Deliverance. Poor Dinsmore..
Jaton
09-12-2005, 10:37 PM
Almost as bad as last week.
Jaton
09-12-2005, 10:37 PM
Maybe they're doing it intentionally to piss off Spike? One can hope that the writers aren't THIS incompetant.
Kane Knight
09-12-2005, 10:38 PM
Wow. Tonight's Raw was so shitty I'm doing something that surprises me...I'm watching something else.
Of course, in 1995, I would have done that for a shit show, so whatever. But really, this whole notion of "Forced positivity" or some nostaglia that the 90s were perfect is pure shit. Especially with this crap. I'm not even sure I'll bother walking next week.
Xerzes
09-12-2005, 10:39 PM
Wait, what? The main event is next, with half an hour left in the show? No way are they giving this half an hour, so..what? Oh. Lita's talking. how sad.
mike627
09-12-2005, 10:40 PM
Maybe they're doing it intentionally to piss off Spike? One can hope that the writers aren't THIS incompetant.:rofl:
Morgan
09-12-2005, 10:44 PM
No Kerwin Vs Shelton?
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 10:44 PM
Wow. Tonight's Raw was so shitty I'm doing something that surprises me...I'm watching something else.
Of course, in 1995, I would have done that for a shit show, so whatever. But really, this whole notion of "Forced positivity" or some nostaglia that the 90s were perfect is pure shit. Especially with this crap. I'm not even sure I'll bother walking next week.
Amen. Even if you try to be positive, there is always something there to piss you off again. Sorry, LC, it just don't work. It did get us 4 pages worth though and that's pretty damn positive stuff. :y:
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 10:47 PM
*** IT'S TRUE! IT'S TRUE! IT'S KIRK FREAKIN' ANGEL! ***
Schoenauer
09-12-2005, 10:51 PM
Triple H where are yoU?...
Morgan
09-12-2005, 10:52 PM
Doo Doo Doo, DOOOOOOO
Joey Slugs
09-12-2005, 10:54 PM
anyone catch the end of nitro?
hogan beat luger. fucking DQ
but that sting/wallstreet match was pretty good.
i think they said flair is going to face pillman next week.
Fubar28
09-12-2005, 10:55 PM
Maybe they're doing it intentionally to piss off Spike? One can hope that the writers aren't THIS incompetant.
:y:
After seeing the card for unforgiven I thought someone was joking. There's no way they can be serious about half these matches.
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 11:00 PM
Kurt Angle: Olympic gold medalist, expert wrestler, and master wedgie giver.
redoneja
09-12-2005, 11:02 PM
Falcons are beating the Eagles 14-7.
Loose Cannon
09-12-2005, 11:03 PM
how's Raw :lol:
I was busy watching some HBO program about the everyday lives of 6 graders. Pretty good
Keep the Positivity going guys. You're almost through the gates.
loopydate
09-12-2005, 11:07 PM
OMG! CENA WITH THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE!
Period.
Joey Slugs
09-12-2005, 11:07 PM
if anyone wants a quick recap of the shows tonight:
Nitro -
Alex Wright pinned Sabu by Reverse Decision...United States Champion, Sting, pinned V.K. Wallstreet...Randy Savage pinned Scott Norton...World Heavyweight Champion, Hulk Hogan pinned Lex Luger by Disqualification.
Raw -
Davey Boy Smith defeated Razor Ramon by Disqualification...The Smoking Gunns defeated The Brooklyn Brawler and Rad Radford...Isaac Yankem pinned Scott Taylor... Shawn Michaels pinned Sid.
TerranRich
09-12-2005, 11:07 PM
No Kerwin Vs Shelton?
Already happened. :p
Man, I stopped watching at 10:45. That's the first time that's happened in YEARS, in all seriousness. I usually tough it out til the end, mainly because I have TiVo and watch it late, so I fast-forward through all the crap, like the main event. I just gave up and came online. :nono:
Positivity, my fucking ass. I'm not DDP for Christ's sake.
Gone Mad
09-12-2005, 11:08 PM
I heart insane Kurt, I'm glad Trish is back, and that's it.
Hope you kids had a good time tonight. The Mad One is out, later!
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 11:08 PM
WWE Logic: The one time Angle "seriously injures" Cena's ankle, he does NOT go for the ankle lock. :roll:
redoneja
09-12-2005, 11:12 PM
if anyone wants a quick recap of the shows tonight:
Nitro -
Alex Wright pinned Sabu by Reverse Decision...United States Champion, Sting, pinned V.K. Wallstreet...Randy Savage pinned Scott Norton...World Heavyweight Champion, Hulk Hogan pinned Lex Luger by Disqualification.
Raw -
Davey Boy Smith defeated Razor Ramon by Disqualification...The Smoking Gunns defeated The Brooklyn Brawler and Rad Radford...Isaac Yankem pinned Scott Taylor... Shawn Michaels pinned Sid.
How do you pin someone by disqualification. :wtf: :p
James Steele
09-12-2005, 11:16 PM
He's Hulk Hogan, he can do that.
Joey Slugs
09-12-2005, 11:16 PM
How do you pin someone by disqualification. :wtf: :p
I remember that show. Hogan won by DQ.
redoneja
09-12-2005, 11:23 PM
That's not what I'm contesting. You can beat someone by DQ but you cant pin them by dq.
Joey Slugs
09-12-2005, 11:25 PM
That's not what I'm contesting. You can beat someone by DQ but you cant pin them by dq.
the way it's written up: pin = beat
no need to get upset about it.
loopydate
09-12-2005, 11:28 PM
I once made someone submit via count-out.
True story.
Corkscrewed
09-12-2005, 11:28 PM
Five pages. Man, it's incredible how fast RAW's gone down the gutter.
redoneja
09-12-2005, 11:30 PM
the way it's written up: pin = beat
no need to get upset about it.
I wasnt getting upset, just making sure you realized it. :kiss: :o
TerranRich
09-12-2005, 11:30 PM
Hey, can somebody upload LAST week's RAW show? I need to record Murdoch and Cade's theme from that show, seeing as how they used a different theme this week. :roll:
loopydate
09-12-2005, 11:31 PM
Raw -
Davey Boy Smith defeated Razor Ramon by Disqualification...The Smoking Gunns defeated The Brooklyn Brawler and Rad Radford...Isaac Yankem pinned Scott Taylor... Shawn Michaels pinned Sid.
Wow. Ten years ago, and 20% of those guys are no longer with us. Sad to say, Hall is probably not far behind unless he can clean up. The only guy who is still in the position he was in then is HBK. Billy is Kip, Bart is gaijin, Brawler's a road agent, Yankem is Kane, Taylor is Hotty, and pieces of Sid's leg are still being collected.
Joey Slugs
09-12-2005, 11:38 PM
I wasnt getting upset, just making sure you realized it. :kiss: :o
yes, i know what it said. i did copy and paste it from the archive site.
Jaton
09-12-2005, 11:39 PM
Wow. Ten years ago, and 20% of those guys are no longer with us. Sad to say, Hall is probably not far behind unless he can clean up. The only guy who is still in the position he was in then is HBK. Billy is Kip, Bart is gaijin, Brawler's a road agent, Yankem is Kane, Taylor is Hotty, and pieces of Sid's leg are still being collected.
I feel bad for lauging at the last bit.
Joey Slugs
09-12-2005, 11:40 PM
Wow. Ten years ago, and 20% of those guys are no longer with us. Sad to say, Hall is probably not far behind unless he can clean up. The only guy who is still in the position he was in then is HBK. Billy is Kip, Bart is gaijin, Brawler's a road agent, Yankem is Kane, Taylor is Hotty, and pieces of Sid's leg are still being collected.
man... if it was only still 1995.
which year shall we do next week? i'll be sure to have things to talk about.
Loose Cannon
09-12-2005, 11:40 PM
1987. Hott year
loopydate
09-12-2005, 11:42 PM
No one, and I repeat no one can slam Andre. If Big John Studd can't do it, no one can. I guarantee it.
Destor
09-12-2005, 11:42 PM
Awsome raw :D
Loose Cannon
09-12-2005, 11:43 PM
Hogan did it a couple years back loopy :roll:
Wrestling fans :roll:
redoneja
09-12-2005, 11:43 PM
Next week we should post as if we were marks.
loopydate
09-12-2005, 11:44 PM
Hogan did it a couple years back loopy :roll:
Wrestling fans :roll:
I thought he didn't do that until WM3, which was in 1987.
Loose Cannon
09-12-2005, 11:47 PM
lol, I was just kidding with you being a smart mark in 1987
But yea, he did it at Shea Stadium a couple years before that. It was a much better slam too cause Andre helped out a lot better
Joey Slugs
09-12-2005, 11:50 PM
i saw we go with 1997 next week
loopydate
09-12-2005, 11:55 PM
I'm calling it now. Match of the night at WrestleMania 3 is going to be Dream Team vs. the Fabulous Rougeau Brothers. Hands down. Greg Valentine is going to be a World Champion one day.
James Steele
09-12-2005, 11:57 PM
i saw we go with 1997 next week
Pre- or Post-Screwjob?
Joey Slugs
09-13-2005, 01:03 AM
Pre- or Post-Screwjob?
around the same date as next weeks raw... that would put it "pre"
Kane Knight
09-13-2005, 12:12 PM
:y:
After seeing the card for unforgiven I thought someone was joking. There's no way they can be serious about half these matches.
I think they are.
Sadistic
09-13-2005, 03:35 PM
Raw was so bad I found myself watching Ricki Lake.
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