View Full Version : Oh. My. God. JILLIAN HALL
My Final Heaven
09-14-2005, 01:22 AM
I found something out today that I actually didn't realize. For that matter, it pisses me off at the WWE creative team even more. That's right, I thought it couldn't get much worse, with the whole "Masters destroying everything in his path despite having zero in-ring talent" thing. This, though, just beats all. See, Jillian Hall is actually Macaela Mercedes. "Who?" you ask? Macaela Mercedes was one of the most promising female wrestlers on the independant circuit, WAS being the operative word. I was actually following her career pretty closely online, & I actually saw a couple of her matches live when she was passing through West Virgina. IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE MATCHES. Seriously, after I saw a match between her & Phoenix (another reletive unknown indy Diva who deserves more), it stunned me that nobody had given her a chance yet. Now I see her on Smackdown, & she's gone from that hot prospect to a throw-away comedy act. A 5-time women's & cruiserweight champion to a chick with a growth on her face. Crap, that actually depresses me.
That's right, Folks! Join the WWE roster & we can take you from this:
<img src="http://www.macaelamercedes.freeservers.com/images/mt043.jpg" height=300 width=200><img src="http://www.macaelamercedes.freeservers.com/images/pwc31.jpg" height=200 width=300><img src="http://www.macaelamercedes.freeservers.com/images/sm18.jpg" height=300 width=195>
To this!
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/jillian/photos/02.jpg
Kane Knight
09-14-2005, 01:25 AM
Women can't wrestle. :roll:
Kane Knight
09-14-2005, 01:25 AM
But seriously, that's pretty sad. Just not unepected.
TerranRich
09-14-2005, 01:36 AM
Um...I don't see the "Before" pics. I really want to, though. Can you host them elsewhere?
TerranRich
09-14-2005, 01:39 AM
http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/33/mercedesh180px.jpg
She looks like Courtney Love a little. But yeah, from the looks of her and her pictures, she was a good women's wrestler. Thanks, WWE, for doing what you always do and overlook great talent! :foc:
Jaton
09-14-2005, 02:10 AM
That's horrible.
KingofOldSchool
09-14-2005, 02:31 AM
So both her "growth" AND her boobs are fake!
DAMN YOU!
:shifty:
Drakul
09-14-2005, 02:45 AM
I have an idea. It involves spoilers so its in black text (highlight to see)
I read on the SD! spoilers JBL has taken Jillian Hall into his cabinet, maybe they could have him "pay for surgery" to have her mole removed and then she can become an active womans wrestler.
Wishful thinking?
TerranRich
09-14-2005, 05:20 AM
Yes, Drakul, wishful thinking. So wishful in fact that that would be best thing to happen to Jillian Hall. Rep for you. ;)
Mr. Nerfect
09-14-2005, 06:37 AM
Apparantly she can pull off a 450 Splash. Shame they can't get off their asses and use her at least IN THE FUCKING DIVISION!
I like Drakul's idea (sorry, I need to spread rep before I give you a green dot), and if it got that growth off her face, I'm all for it.
I'm still waiting for it to be revealed she planned the whole thing, and for her to bringin The Blonde Bombers (Tank Toland and Chad Toland) from OVW to be her hitmen. Have her announce to Melina (who she beats the crap out of) that she can watch her competing on RAW, where her men will also be the REAL Tag Team Champions. You can maybe have MNM jump over to RAW, or start an interpromotional feud heading into WrestleMania 22.
Anybody Thrilla
09-14-2005, 11:47 AM
You were following her career pretty closely, but you just now figured out it was her?
I'm sure she's much happier now. Wrestling is a job. She's not going to do any better than the WWE. She's probably been dreaming of wearing that mole on her face for years now.
BigDaddyCool
09-14-2005, 11:51 AM
But she is ugly as hell. I mean with out that "growth" on her face, she still looks uglier than Chyna.
Kane Knight
09-14-2005, 11:59 AM
You were following her career pretty closely, but you just now figured out it was her?(1)
I'm sure she's much happier now. Wrestling is a job. She's not going to do any better than the WWE. She's probably been dreaming of wearing that mole on her face for years now.(2)
1. Well, she looks fairly DIFFERENT.
2. She's happier, doesn't make it good for the fans. Doesn't make her less misused. What's your point?
My Final Heaven
09-14-2005, 01:15 PM
But she is ugly as hell. I mean with out that "growth" on her face, she still looks uglier than Chyna.
Ah, BDC. Nearly forgot about you on here. You're just a subtle as I remember too. Devil's Advocate for the sake of being the Devil's Advocate & all. :roll:
Kane Knight
09-14-2005, 01:32 PM
No, Devil's Advocate for the sake of heel heat. :roll:
My Final Heaven
09-14-2005, 01:35 PM
I'm sure she's much happier now. Wrestling is a job. She's not going to do any better than the WWE. She's probably been dreaming of wearing that mole on her face for years now.
Meh, :-\ I'm happy she finally made it to "the dance", & that she's getting her name out there for future jobs. I mean, even after WWE eventually releases her, any Indy promotion would jump at the chance to have an Ex-WWE Prospect on their roster. It still doesn't help seeing what they've turned her into though. :mad:
Of course, WWE could still fire all the fake "Divas", bring back Molly, Gail, Jazz & Nidia, bring in Phoenix, & put Jillian in the division.
Naaaaaahhhh.
DarkAngel
09-14-2005, 03:08 PM
less physical effort, more money
....0 job security
PorkSoda
09-14-2005, 04:02 PM
This is WWE logic for ya. If you are a very talented wrestler then you WONT succeed in WWE. They'll just put you with a shitty gimmick and wrestle no matches, and if you do, they'll only give you a 2 minute squash match where you lose.
Kane Knight
09-14-2005, 04:15 PM
less physical effort, more money
....0 job security
As long as she doesn't wrestle, she's safe. They tend to keep the T&A around longer, even the deformed T&A.
Anybody Thrilla
09-14-2005, 04:18 PM
What's your point?
Simply that he can still be happy for her since he was a fan of hers. It may be harder to remain a fan, but from a less selfish standpoint, it's somewhat of a success story for her.
My Final Heaven
09-14-2005, 05:03 PM
Simply that he can still be happy for her since he was a fan of hers. It may be harder to remain a fan, but from a less selfish standpoint, it's somewhat of a success story for her.
Yeah, I try to think of it that way.
Mr. Nerfect
09-14-2005, 08:25 PM
Phoenix is in OVW, I think, where she competes under the name "Beth Phoenix". Her cousin, Brent Albright was OVW Heavyweight Champion for a while, and teamed with Chris Masters (who is dating Beth Phoenix) as The Troubleshooters.
I wouldn't mind seeing Beth and Brent Albright called up to join Chris Masters as a heel stable. It might make Masters a bit more watchable (I like the guy, but he still needs practice) in the ring if he mainly works tag matches.
Kane Knight
09-14-2005, 09:36 PM
Simply that he can still be happy for her since he was a fan of hers. It may be harder to remain a fan, but from a less selfish standpoint, it's somewhat of a success story for her.
Not necessarily.
Anybody Thrilla
09-15-2005, 05:44 AM
Not necessarily.
Nothing here is really necessary, now is it?
Kane Knight
09-15-2005, 11:50 AM
Nothing here is really necessary, now is it?
As someone who's not a fan of wrestling, I could see how you wouldn't get it.
Some of us would like to see our favorite wrestlers wrestle, instead of perform shitty lines. Since she'll likely be fired for any number of reasons, she doesn't have job security. Since her previous gimmick was "the fixer" with a "blemish" it may make it harder to find employment later, since she doesn't even wrestle right now.
But hey, shes in the WWE til MNM split or tank or whatever. So what if it might have an impact on her career (negative) like it did with many others?
TerranRich
09-15-2005, 01:04 PM
Jillian Hall = Amy Webber V2 - Spoiler: [ <font color="black">(now that she's with JBL)</font> ]
Just waiting for Randy Orton to take a dookie in her duffel.
Kane Knight
09-15-2005, 02:32 PM
I read the spoiler coz I don't think I'm even gonna get to see SD, but you might want to be a little more specific on what it's for.
Anybody Thrilla
09-15-2005, 05:03 PM
As someone who's not a fan of wrestling, I could see how you wouldn't get it.
Some of us would like to see our favorite wrestlers wrestle, instead of perform shitty lines. Since she'll likely be fired for any number of reasons, she doesn't have job security. Since her previous gimmick was "the fixer" with a "blemish" it may make it harder to find employment later, since she doesn't even wrestle right now.
But hey, shes in the WWE til MNM split or tank or whatever. So what if it might have an impact on her career (negative) like it did with many others?
The person who made this thread is seeing what I'm saying about the situation. Why is it so hard for you? Is it so very wrong to not be pissed off about everything? There's no telling what's actually going to happen with the character. Even Kane was a fucking dentist.
KingofOldSchool
09-15-2005, 07:15 PM
Jillian and Melina should be on Raw, because they are both good wrestlers (well for women at least).
Kane Knight
09-15-2005, 08:39 PM
I see what you're saying, I don't agree with it. Why is this so hard for you to grasp?
Anybody Thrilla
09-16-2005, 10:30 AM
Because you say things like I'm not a fan of wrestling. That's not just disagreeing, that's belittling.
Raven
09-16-2005, 11:06 AM
I'm think final haven has a point they should get the fake out and the real back in like as he said bring back molly,gail,jazz and nidia they were pretty good man
Kane Knight
09-16-2005, 11:34 AM
Because you say things like I'm not a fan of wrestling. That's not just disagreeing, that's belittling.
:yes:
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