Poll: Which do you see happening first?

[Vastardikai]

Read the options, and take a pick. Keep in mind we are talking about the WWE...

[Kane Knight]

I see hardy going over as slightly more likely.

[Destor]

^

[Kane Knight]

but mostly because Lita Cheats.

[Disturbed316]

Hardy is winning at Unforgiven, so fucking obvious.

[Disturbed316]

CHEAT 2 WIN

[Kane Knight]

Viva la slut!
I lie, I cheat, I screw

[Vastardikai]

I am currently the dissenting opinion, and I say this for one reason: Undertaker-DDP feud. DDP was the stalker here, and he jobbed to Sarah Taker CLEAN. I put this post up to show just how cynical I am with WWE Logic, WWE Creative, and the companies overall opinion of Matt Hardy.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, but that was TAKER.

[KingofOldSchool]

Viva la slut!
I lie, I cheat, I <s>screw</s> suck

[Vastardikai]

*Glances at his post count, realizing he missed his 666th post.*

It might be the Taker, but WWE, as of late has been putting ALOT into Edge as of late. Putting him over everyone from Kane to Shawn Micheals.

[Kane Knight]

You meant two guys who have put over tons of people?

It's not like Hogan put him over.

[Vastardikai]

true. That being said, I see WWE being stupid enough to have Hardy job to Lita in a match. Think about the ToF Lita gave Hardy during Raw last Monday. I see Matt getting a Twist of Fate from Lita again, in the course of a wrestling match.

[Londoner]

Viva la slut!
I botch, I cheat, I screw

Fixed.

[JH]

Viva la slut!
I Botch, I Suck, I Swallow

EVEN BETTER LOL

[Kane Knight]

true. That being said, I see WWE being stupid enough to have Hardy job to Lita in a match. Think about the ToF Lita gave Hardy during Raw last Monday. I see Matt getting a Twist of Fate from Lita again, in the course of a wrestling match.

To be fair, the WWE is adding insult to injury. Matt's being forced to work while Edge is recovering, and they're going out of their way to rub it in. Matt was beat down by Edge and the Snit. This sets up the climactic and heroic win.

They might botch it, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. I mean, Edge Held Matt in position for the Twist of Fate...It's not like Lita busted it out of nowhere on a Fresh Hardy.

[Kane Knight]

Come on, guys, if I was trying to do Lita, it'd be:


Verve los...Can I start over?

[JH]

i gotta think matt wins this
kk makes a great point on this situation

[Volare]

lita's legs are opened wider than vis's fat ass

[Chavo Classic]

If Chavo was the booker (and he will be once the cWo returns and takes over) this would happen...

Edge and Lita come down to the cage together; Lita offering her support to Edge throughout the match despite Matt taking the early advantage and beating the hell out of Edge. Lita becomes distraught at the beating her man is receiving and at various points tries to intervene. She runs to the door of the cage and tries to scramble inside when Hardy grabs a chair and holds it above edge ready to unleash a brutal chairshot, but referee Charles Robinson holds her back - pulling at her ankles and removing her from the cage.

Finally, Edge hits a surprise spear and has a few moments to climb the cage, but being very battered, his ascent up the cage is slow. Lita begins to climb the exterior of the cage and reaches up to Edge who is hung over the top (torso looking down over the apron and legs inside). Lita tries to grab Edge's hand to pull him down to safety and the victory, but as soon as she does, a rejuvenated Hardy yanks at Edge's dangling legs and pulls Edge down and Lita up the cage.

Lita is now perched on top of the cage whilst Hardy and Edge are trading blows standing on the top rope using the cage wall for balance. Edge tries to escape again and Hardy follows. All 3 are on top of the cage. Hardy fires another shot at Edge. Edge fires one back and Hardy retaliates again. Hardy takes a second advantage and looks certain for victory until a loose fist connects with Lita and knocks her from the top of the cage down onto the mat.

In scenes similar to the 1998 King of the Ring HIAC match, the crowd erupts in amazement and suddenly dies with cautious silence. JR sells this more than he sells his cokbook and subsequent BBQ sauce. Hardy and Edge stare wide-eyed down to the ring as concerned referees and road agents pile into the ring to aid to the fallen diva. Lita is strapped to the guerney and helped out. The match is a no contest and the story takes another twist as both men look shaken, momentarily united in their concern and worry.

There are a hundred and one ways for the story to progress from here, although a reconcilliation between Lita and a devastated and guilty Hardy would be my favourite

[Crimson]

What if Lita no sold the fall ,climbed back up and did the twist of fate on Matt onto the mat. Imagine how stunned we'd be.

[Kane Knight]

lita's legs are opened wider than vis's fat ass

I should hope so. Vis is 350 lbs per cheek.