View Full Version : McMahon has big announcement to make on Raw???
Shaggy
09-19-2005, 03:13 PM
So what is it this time?
Last time it was bringing Matt Hardy back....what could it be this time?
Joey Slugs
09-19-2005, 03:15 PM
vacating the title.
that would be my guess.
Shaggy
09-19-2005, 03:16 PM
now that Im thinking about it...
perhaps he will announce to the non internet friendly fans that the first USA raw will be 3 hours....
McLegend
09-19-2005, 03:16 PM
Pretty Obvious that its Raw moving to USA
Zen v.W.o.
09-19-2005, 03:16 PM
Announcements..multiples of them.
New network.
Something about taboo tuesday.
The 3 hour raw etc..I dunno.
McLegend
09-19-2005, 03:17 PM
Damn you shaggy :rant:
Savio
09-19-2005, 03:18 PM
Lesnar! Lesnar! Lesnar! Hassan! NWO! Mordecai!
CharismaInjection
09-19-2005, 03:25 PM
Vince: My last announcement was the re'hiring of Matt Hardy. Now that Hardy's got his 'revenge' you fans can finally shut the hell up with 'you screwed Matt' so I'm officially firing Matt Hardy.
LMFAO!!!
Eunos
09-19-2005, 03:33 PM
His bought TNA ¬¬
KingofOldSchool
09-19-2005, 03:34 PM
Vince: There is only ONE Kennedy in the WWE and that's ME, Vincent Kennedy McMahon. So Ken Kennedy...YOU'RE FIRRRRREEED!
...FIRED.
Schoenauer
09-19-2005, 03:43 PM
It's about RAW moving to USA and Triple H will make his first RAW appearance since Vengeance.
SuperSlim
09-19-2005, 03:44 PM
USA move. that's bout all I could see it being.
Now if Lesnar was also a part of the announcement then that would be huge.
Vince McMahon: Tonight, I have a MAJOR announcement! On Monday, October 3rd, 2005, something that hasn't happened in more than five years will go down. That's right... Triple H will be wrestling in long tights!......... Oh, and it's going to be on USA and be 3 hours, but that doesn't matter. The part that matters is that Hunter is going to have long tights on!
Kane Knight
09-19-2005, 04:32 PM
"Tonight, I have an announcement that will shake the WWE down to its very foundation. I have a hangnail."
"Tonight, I have an announcement that will shake the WWE down to its very foundation. I have a hangnail."
"And it's bleeding. I could die."
Sadistic
09-19-2005, 05:18 PM
It's Taboo Tuesday. Don't get your hopes up.
vampiro03
09-19-2005, 06:38 PM
I was so dissapointed last "big announcement". hopefully he will say "on Oct 3rd the main event of raw is Brock Lestner vs. Muhammad Hassan". that would fuckin rule all!
G-wrath
09-19-2005, 06:52 PM
*what I wish, that will probably never happen for a while, if at all:*
-Christian comes back to RAW
-Jericho renews his contract
-The Rock has a confirmed to be at the Oct. 3 edition of RAW
-Muhammad Hassan
What it probably is:
-'part two' of the Matt/Lita/Edge storyline (refers to Matt's comments of being a 5 part story)
-Taboo Tuesday
-Lesnar
-Someone was hired
-Eugene is not really retarded :shifty:
FourFifty
09-19-2005, 07:22 PM
"Well, I have some good news, and I have some bad news for all you WWE fans. The bad news is I, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, is going to hand over the company to my son, Triple H! The good news is I just saved a bunch of money by switching my car insurinace to Geico!"
Okay, I saved by going from Geico to Farmers, but that's not as funny.
Champion of Europa
09-19-2005, 07:24 PM
Vince McMahon's announcement: Brock Lesnar will face Kazuyuki Fujita and Masahiro Chono in a three-way for the IWGP Title at the New Japan Tokyo Dome show on 10/8. New Japan officially announced Lesnar's involvement today.
Marcyo
09-19-2005, 07:37 PM
No chance in hell hits as Vince McMahon makes his way out to a mixed reaction. He enters the ring and takes a microphone.
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/7460/317ul.jpg
Vince McMahon: Well, it sure feels good to be back in whatever city I'm in. I have a big announcement to make tonight, concerning...
http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/5893/277ia.jpg
Brock Lesnar: Thank you. Thank you. Well, being back in wrestling is awesome, and I would like to thank Vince for--
McMahon: What the hell? I didn't even announce you yet. Go back there and clean the floor as I told you to.
Lesnar: I dunno, just don't currrr no more.
Vince McMahon grabs Brock Lesnar by the ear and leads him all the way up to the ramp.
McMahon: Ok, listen up. In a few seconds, I'm gonna hug you and you will turn in a black haired, bony maggot.
Lesnar: Um... I don't think I--
http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/7218/bischvince18hk.jpg
http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/904/bischvince28yo.jpg
McMahon: YES! IT WORKED!
Lesnar: Um... I'll just go back there and mop the floor, I guess.
McMahon: Right. I'll just do a birdie face and go back to the ring to make my announcement, I guess.
http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/8189/253qr.jpg
Crowd: BIRDIE FACE!
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/7460/317ul.jpg
McMahon: So, about this announcement... WWE has the immense honor of being--
http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/3760/vinceflair7vl.jpg
McMahon: For f##k's sake, Ric. I'm trying to make an announcement here.
Flair: Don't care. Thanks for booking me in that, y'know, viagra angle. I tried the pills and they're great. Have a look at this, I brought another bottle here and...
McMahon: No, wait-- RIC, DON'T--
Flair gobbles up the whole bottle.
KABOOM!
http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/1015/292wo.jpg
McMahon: Told ya.
Flair: Woooooooo!
The referees help Flair out of the ring as Vince McMahon goes back in it.
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McMahon: RIGHT. I don't have all night. So, about this announcement...
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McMahon: SNITSKY, STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY OR YOU'RE FIRED! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PEDICURE! OFF YOU GO!
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/7755/austinvince6ug.jpg
Austin: Don't give up. You can make that announcement.
McMahon: Thank you. Thank you.
Gulp
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/7597/austinvince24tz.jpg
McMahon: What kind of twisted horse piss is this?
Austin: It IS horse piss. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/6992/261be.jpg
McMahon: THAT WILL DO. I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE, AND NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP ME, NOT EVEN A ON-SCREEN PIC OF A DIVA SEARCH CONTESTANT MAKING HER WAY INTO WINNING THE CONTEST!!!
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/7391/029lj1.jpg
Triple H: Guh?
McMahon: I give up.
The Fox
09-19-2005, 07:45 PM
No chance in hell hits as Vince McMahon makes his way out to a mixed reaction. He enters the ring and takes a microphone.
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/7460/317ul.jpg
Vince McMahon: Well, it sure feels good to be back in whatever city I'm in. I have a big announcement to make tonight, concerning...
http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/5893/277ia.jpg
Brock Lesnar: Thank you. Thank you. Well, being back in wrestling is awesome, and I would like to thank Vince for--
McMahon: What the hell? I didn't even announce you yet. Go back there and clean the floor as I told you to.
Lesnar: I dunno, just don't currrr no more.
Vince McMahon grabs Brock Lesnar by the ear and leads him all the way up to the ramp.
McMahon: Ok, listen up. In a few seconds, I'm gonna hug you and you will turn in a black haired, bony maggot.
Lesnar: Um... I don't think I--
http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/7218/bischvince18hk.jpg
http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/904/bischvince28yo.jpg
McMahon: YES! IT WORKED!
Lesnar: Um... I'll just go back there and mop the floor, I guess.
McMahon: Right. I'll just do a birdie face and go back to the ring to make my announcement, I guess.
http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/8189/253qr.jpg
Crowd: BIRDIE FACE!
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/7460/317ul.jpg
McMahon: So, about this announcement... WWE has the immense honor of being--
http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/3760/vinceflair7vl.jpg
McMahon: For f##k's sake, Ric. I'm trying to make an announcement here.
Flair: Don't care. Thanks for booking me in that, y'know, viagra angle. I tried the pills and they're great. Have a look at this, I brought another bottle here and...
McMahon: No, wait-- RIC, DON'T--
Flair gobbles up the whole bottle.
KABOOM!
http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/1015/292wo.jpg
McMahon: Told ya.
Flair: Woooooooo!
The referees help Flair out of the ring as Vince McMahon goes back in it.
http://img335.imageshack.us/img335/6627/266ja.jpg
McMahon: RIGHT. I don't have all night. So, about this announcement...
http://img335.imageshack.us/img335/9070/240fe.jpg
McMahon: SNITSKY, STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY OR YOU'RE FIRED! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PEDICURE! OFF YOU GO!
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/7755/austinvince6ug.jpg
Austin: Don't give up. You can make that announcement.
McMahon: Thank you. Thank you.
Gulp
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/7597/austinvince24tz.jpg
McMahon: What kind of twisted horse piss is this?
Austin: It IS horse piss. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/6992/261be.jpg
McMahon: THAT WILL DO. I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE, AND NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP ME, NOT EVEN A ON-SCREEN PIC OF A DIVA SEARCH CONTESTANT MAKING HER WAY INTO WINNING THE CONTEST!!!
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/7391/029lj1.jpg
Triple H: Guh?
McMahon: I give up.
:rofl: :rofl: you rock couz!:D
Volchok
09-19-2005, 07:49 PM
lol
vampiro03
09-19-2005, 08:02 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I havent laughed like that in a while!
Favre4Ever
09-19-2005, 08:18 PM
Is Taboo Tuesday just RAW or joint?
Marcyo
09-20-2005, 05:23 PM
Probably just Raw as last year, but I don't have the slightest idea, so I guess you can just ignore this post.
Marcyo
09-20-2005, 05:24 PM
Which is what they call ''+1''.
SuperSlim
09-20-2005, 05:30 PM
Taboo Tuesday is a Raw event
Disturbed316
09-20-2005, 05:42 PM
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Austin: I'm so excited about appearing back on the USA Network I think I'm going to flip out......ARGH I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER!
http://img290.imageshack.us/img290/189/raw71601095kg.jpg
Austin: MONKEY POSE!
NoJabbaNoBogRoll
09-20-2005, 05:52 PM
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6189/outsiderass2mj.jpg
Vince: Here it comes...
http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/7821/outsiderpain0yn.jpg
Vince: I can feel it...
http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/4074/outsiderass21xd.jpg
Vince: *Farts*
http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/5024/outsidercrazysmile7kt.jpg
Vince: Damn, that was good.
Marcyo
09-20-2005, 10:22 PM
c-fed forum invasion. :naughty:
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