"If You Only Knew" Lyrics...and who sings 'em!

[TerranRich]

I need all your help. This is just for my own collection. I have the song, and I've listened to it a few times. I even have the video but I've lost it and can't refer to it. I just want to fill in the blanks below as to who sings what. Can anybody help?

(I'm going solely by what I think the voice is. Things like Vince and the first Hogan listing are just my best guess, the rest I think may be right.)

(Heels)
Ted DiBiase: I've heard a lot of idle chatter!
Honky Tonk Man: That really doesn't matter to me.
Slick: A lot of you guys wanna see in me agony!
Bobby Heenan: But the measure of a man,
(Some Tag Team?): Understand?
Bobby Heenan: Is more than your common patter
Bam Bam Bigelow: It's the way I'll make you EAT those words that matters!
Jimmy Hart: (Chorus) If you only knew what I'm gonna do to you, you'd be runnin' outta here as fast as two feet could carry you. Your destiny ... belongs to me! If you only kneeeewww!

(Faces)
Randy Savage: I got some real bad news
Elizabeth: And it may involve your body!
???: You've been talkin' too much, too long, too loud,
Koko B. Ware: But you ain't scarin' NObody!
Junk Yard Dog: You see, talk is cheap, when you can't keep, your promise of destruction...
British Bulldogs: I think you'll see,
Hacksaw Jim Duggan: Because of me!
Hogan: You'll need reconSTRUCTion!
Koko B. Ware: (Chorus) If you only knew what I'm gonna do to you, you'll be runnin' outta here, fast as two feet could carry you. Yooouuuur destinyyyy ... belongs to me! WHOOO! If you only kneeeewww!

Everybody: Please realize!
Hulk Hogan: Look in my eyes! You'll be on your back!
________: Out flat!
Ted DiBiase: Hit by a Cadillac!
Everybody: If you only knew!
Hulk Hogan: Hey dude! You ain't got enough money to buy ME out!
Ted DiBiase: Yeah, everybody's got a price!
Hulk Hogan: Aww, I'd like to bust you up real, real bad!
Ted DiBiase: Yeah, see, Virgil!
Virgil: :wtf:

Everybody: (Chorus, Repeat and...Faaaaade....)

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For reference: http://rapidshare.de/files/5423704/wwf_-_piledriver_-_If_You_Only_Knew.mp3.html
That's the entire song, if you want to have a listen and guess. Thanks!!

[JH]

i've heard alot of idle chatter is ted dibiase
measure of a man is heenan
understand is more than 1 so i cant say
it's the way i make you eat those words is jyd
it may involve your body is elizabeth
you been talking too much is jyd
but you aint scaring nobody is koko b ware
talk is cheap is also jyd
you'll need reconstruction is hogan
out flat i got no clue

[TerranRich]

You sure about all those JYD's? A few of them sound completely different. Eh well, I started watching wrestling a little after JYD et al, like 1990, give or take, so I might not be one to say.

[ddpBANG]

Not sure if this'll help TR

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6365/ifyou0mw.jpg

[Chavo Classic]

Why God Why?

[TerranRich]

I honestly didn't start watching wrestling regularly until a few years after the album and video were released. I found the video by the way, but my VCR is out of commission. :wtf:

From what I can see, there's somebody whose face is blocked, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Ultimate Warrior (?), somebody, Junk Yard Dog, Hillbilly Jim, somebody, some other guys, Koko B. Ware, Rick Martel, somebody, Jake Roberts, and Tito Santana.

So any takers on the other missing singers?



(By the way, that pic is only the face section of the singers.)

[TerranRich]

I listened to it again and I think "Because of me!" is Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Sounds as goofy as he does, so it's gotta be him. ;)

And I've just watched the video and make changes above. They couldn't get Bam Bam to do his video part for the song so they showed footage of him instead. "Out flat" is still unknown as they played some random footage over that lyric.

[Destor]

I am no where near being a big enough mark to know any of this.

[JH]

no way warrior is on it since this was done in 1987 and warrior did'nt come in til 88

[TerranRich]

Looks like Warrior :(

[JH]

yea but it's not man warrior debuted in 88 i have the warrior dvd and i also have the wwf piledriver tape thats dated 1986 & 1987
i actually have the first one as well from 1985

[TerranRich]

yea but it's not man warrior debuted in 88 i have the warrior dvd and i also have the wwf piledriver tape thats dated 1986 & 1987
i actually have the first one as well from 1985
Okay, okay, okay, sheeeeesh I believe you, don't worry! :D

Now can anyone else help? Pretty please? :wave:

[The Ravishing One]

Hope its not Warrior.

I bet he thinks he's a great singer aswell.

[TerranRich]

Hope its not Warrior.
Update: We have just confirmed it was, in fact, NOT the Warrior. ;)

[JH]

lol
just helping ya out man

[Nervous Ferret]

WAY UP IN SPACE