The death of..Hulk Hogan? (before you freak out, it's a scenario)

[Jaton]

Do you guys think it'll be a very depressing and emotional show follow Hogans death? What do you think they'll do for it? Celebrate his achievments, mourne his death, or what? I, for one, am interested in how this inevitable scenario will play out.

[Chavo Classic]

He's dead?

[Jaton]

No. Scenario.

[Chavo Classic]

"Sorry boys, false alarm"

*People standing behind Chavo take off their little party hats and stop dancing*

[Cool King]

OK Jaton, you just gave me a f*cking heart attack.

When I saw the title, I thought Hogan had died.:(

[Jaton]

I think I'll change the title before I start getting like..10x neg rep.

[Chavo Classic]

I think it'll be a very similar show to the Raw following Over the Edge 99. Wrestlers telling stories of Hogan and some matches dedicated to the Hulk. I imagine it'll actually be an up-beat show which celebrates his career and achievements with colourful video packages and desire videos.

[Jaton]

I think they'd do it on a much bigger scale than Owen. Hell, I could even imagine different feds coming together for at least one memorial show.

[Cool King]

I don't even wanna think about Hogan's death.:(

So you guys can just talk to each other.

[Chavo Classic]

Sure, there could be a memorial card or supershow, but I'm thinking about the SD or Raw immeadiately after his death.

I imagine the memorial supershow will be very much the same, perhaps with a card featuring new talents (who could be the next Hogan) such as Cena, Orton and even Masters, along with some of his old opponents coming out of retirement such as Warrior, Macho Man and Sgt Slaughter

[Jaton]

I doubt Warrior would. His ego would get in the way.

[Jaton]

Cool King, get on aim, damn you.

[Cool King]

I imagine the memorial supershow will be very much the same, perhaps with a card featuring new talents (who could be the next Hogan)

There will never ever be another Hulk Hogan!:mad:

[Chavo Classic]

Great, Hoagn's only mark is a poster on TPWW

[Jaton]

Only? Yeahhhhh.

[Cool King]

Cool King, get on aim, damn you.

I am.:?:

[Chavo Classic]

Great, Hoagn's only smart mark is a poster on TPWW

[Jaton]

Allow me to IM you?

[Jaton]

Only? Yeahhhhh.

[Cool King]

I am.:?:

[Chavo Classic]

Winner of the Chavo's best new poster award for September - Jaton

[Chavo Classic]

Oh great, I've started a trend

[Cool King]

Winner of the Chavo's best new poster award for September - Cool King

Thank you.:love:



:shifty:

[Jaton]

New poster? I've been here for over a year. I just didn't really terribly active until about a month ago.

[Jaton]

Let me rephrase that..I've been on this site for many years. I've been using this name for a little over a year. There we go.

[Chavo Classic]

New poster? I've been here for over a year. I just didn't really terribly active until about a month ago.

Are you going to accept the award or not?

[Jaton]

Fine. I accept.

[Jaton]

Cool King, I can't fucking IM you!:foc:

[Cool King]

:?:

[Jaton]

How about..you just IM me. Screen name-jat0n

[Chavo Classic]

Fine. I accept

Ok then.

Winner of the Chavo's best poster who has been registered for a year but hasn't been terribly active until about a month ago - Ja F'N ton!

:y:

[Jaton]

:cries:

I'd like to thank all of the little people who made this possible for me. I'd like to thank my mom and God. ONE LOVE BITCHES!

I just turned into a rapper. Oh yeah.

[Cool King]

Ok then.

Winner of the Chavo's best poster who has been registered for a year but hasn't been terribly active until about a month ago - Ja F'N ton!

:y:

:'(

[Chavo Classic]

Winner of Chavo's favourite caption poster - Cool King

:y:

[Jaton]

1000. woop woop.

[Cool King]

Winner of Chavo's favourite caption poster - Cool King

:y:

:love:

Winner of....something - CHAVO CLASSIC!!!!

[Chavo Classic]

I'm always a winner, baby!

[TerranRich]

:cries:

I'd like to thank all of the little people who made this possible for me. I'd like to thank my mom and God. ONE LOVE BITCHES!

LMAO. Reminds me of the Chappelle's Show episode where they swap the lives of a crack dealer and a millionaire CEO to see how the legal system would treat them as the other person.

Tron: "All right then. ONE LOVE!"
Cop: "Um...I love you, too..."

:lol:

[The One]

Anyway on to the topic at hand, I am sure alot of people will be upset, we will get close ups on marks who are crying, the smarts who try to bring in anti-Hogan signs will be stopped and had their signs taken away, everyone will talk about how there can only be one Hogan, and how he changed the sport forever...everyone will be wearing a black arm band and after every match (which only faces will win) they will do the point up to the sky mouthing the words "I love you man".

What will be happening at my house? Since I don't want to watch a Hogan cluster fuck I will probably just put in some old NWA tapes and watch Ric Flair and sit around worrying he might be next. :( But then I will take comfort in the fact that "Diamonds are forever, and so is Ric Flair!"

[Chavo Classic]

Diamonds are forever and so is Ric Flair?

:roll:

[The One]

Come on, Flair used to say that all the time....it was fun....ah forget you, where are my old NWA tapes and my shirt that says I still live in the past, I want to make popcorn and sulk on how things have changed.

[Chavo Classic]

It's just so cheesy I want to grate it and put it on my bolognese

[The One]

Hey it was the 80's...what are you gonna do?

[Chavo Classic]

Hey it was Hogan...what are you gonna do.... brother?

[The One]

How did I know someone was going to do that...

[Chavo Classic]

You set them up, I'll knock them down

[Nark Order]

I doubt Warrior would. His ego would get in the way.

Yeah. Warrior would proabaly pick him up out of his casket and gorilla press slam him then have a ref count three. He could then finally go to sleep at night.

[Chavo Classic]

:lol:

[The One]

No...Warrior is already 100% convinced he is better then Hogan in every way...

[Chavo Classic]

It must tear him up inside to see Hogan everywhere, even on VH F'N 1.

[Nark Order]

He probably had an exact replica dummy made of him that he body splashes every once in awhile.

[js560000]

No, since Hulkamania and HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN will live forever. When Hogan dies, I plan to sue WWE for mis-advertising. "But you said he was immortal! I made plans around him always being there!!!

[Chavo Classic]

oh dear

Do you plan to do the same when Hardy kicks the bucket? :nono:

[The One]

I have no idea what will happen when Flair dies. The NWA (and I am sure TNA), WWE, and just about every promotion across the planet will want to have a memorial show for him. When Hogan goes it will only be WWE morning I'd imagine.

[Chavo Classic]

I think there will be at least three middle aged wrestlers dying before Hogan or Flair kick the bucket

[The One]

Oh I don't think Flair or Hogan are close to dying...but let's face it...they will at some point.

[Chavo Classic]

Flair will live for years despite his hard rocking lifestyle. Its called the Keith Richards effect

[Jaton]

Flair is going to die mid-woo. I really don't want to see him retire though. I can imagine WrestleMania 30 when he's inducted into the Hall of Fame. I'll so be shedding tears for that one. :|

[Jaton]

He probably had an exact replica dummy made of him that he body splashes every time he passes by it.

[Shadow]

oh dear

Do you plan to do the same when Hardy kicks the bucket? :nono:

Cyrogenically freeze him...

[Nark Order]

Not Jeff, Shadow. Everybody is hoping that he'll go sooner than expected.

[Jaton]

Not everyone.

Just 99%

[Chavo Classic]

Considering that 95% is enough to prove siginificance in scientific tests (even for pharmaceuticals) then still pretty much everyone

[Nark Order]

Yes Indeed

[Chavo Classic]

I'm smart :D

[Shadow]

Not Jeff, Shadow. Everybody is hoping that he'll go sooner than expected.

No...I ment Matt.

Jeff, I'm having stuffed and made into a sex toy.

[Jaton]

Shadow. Come to this TNA chat, they're discussing Jef Hardy. You might want to defend his honor. :P

[Chavo Classic]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/2402/jeff300300x4221am.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Best of? :shifty:

[Shadow]

Shadow. Come to this TNA chat, they're discussing Jef Hardy. You might want to defend his honor. :P

Oh lordy.

[Jaton]

go to tnawrestlingnews.com and go to the chatroom. now. i command it.

[Nark Order]

LMAO @ Best of Jeff Hardy

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Regardless of how much the man (Hogan) pisses me off from a smark's perspective, it will be a sad day when he dies. I can imagine the rosters re-uniting for the one night to put on a memorial show on the Raw or SD after he dies...everyone will be wearing arm bands, and it wouldn't even shock me if the ropes were red and yellow.

It'll basically be like the Owen show, but on a much larger scale...seeing as EVERYBODY knows who HUlk Hogan is</font>

[Corkscrewed]

DAMMIT HAVEN'T YOU WATCH WWE PROGRAMMING? HULKAMANIA WILL NEVER DIE! THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN!!! IF HE 'DIES' IT'LL ALL BE A SWERVE!!!!

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Nah, they'd prolly have like a 20 minute tribute video, or basically 1/10 of how long a Hogan promo would last.

[Chavo Classic]

I hope they Katie Vick his ass

[Favre4Ever]

You guys forgot to mention the leaders from other countries stopping in at the show to mention their favorite Hulkster moments-who could forget the time that Castro accidently tripped over Hogan's massive red and yellow wreath?

And BAH GAWD HIS LEGEND IS IMMORTAL, Corkscrewed, not the man himself. Damn.