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The Naitch
09-26-2005, 04:14 PM
how would his memorial show on RAW be like?


(just read the Hulk Hogan dies thread) :shifty:

Nark Order
09-26-2005, 04:16 PM
2 hours of Jericho dancing and singing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead".

Jaton
09-26-2005, 04:21 PM
A long promo about his death.

Shadow
09-26-2005, 04:22 PM
2 hours of Jericho dancing and singing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead".

Along with every Smark in the world joining him.

Savio
09-26-2005, 04:22 PM
Him going over cena in an 90 minute Iron man match 11-0 then the last 30 minutes will be HHH/Katie Vick wedding

Jaton
09-26-2005, 04:24 PM
And a few minutes of Kane crying about how he doesn't want the pain.

Chavo Classic
09-26-2005, 04:31 PM
Wrestling would stop completely

RaginRonic
09-26-2005, 04:36 PM
I really wouldn't care too much, because anyone who has the personality of Paul 'Cripple H' Levesque should be drawn and quartered anyway.:foc:

('drawn and quartered': look it up to see what it means):D

(knowledge is tasty!):rofl:

Nervous Ferret
09-26-2005, 04:38 PM
lol!!!!

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Chavo Classic
09-26-2005, 04:39 PM
Any idiot could watch Braveheart and understand what that means. :wtf:

Xero
09-26-2005, 04:44 PM
Vince would start out the show looking sad, then look up into the camera and shout "HE'S FINALLY DEAD! THANK YOU LORD!" while jumping for joy.

Chavo Classic
09-26-2005, 04:46 PM
Vince would start out the show looking sad, then look up into the camera and shout <s>"HE'S FINALLY DEAD! THANK YOU LORD!" while jumping for joy.</s> "That assasin was worth every penny"

Nark Order
09-26-2005, 04:47 PM
God would come down from the heavens and proclaim that he does not what do because there is nobody to give him orders anymore.

Xero
09-26-2005, 04:55 PM
I bet Chyna would be invited to that RAW. :shifty:

Nark Order
09-26-2005, 04:58 PM
Also, the glass ceiling would shatter and indie federations will rejoice for years to come.

Lux
09-26-2005, 05:08 PM
life would go on and we would party then feel sorry

Nark Order
09-26-2005, 05:12 PM
life would go on and we would party then feel sorry

You need to be wittier to survive on this forum. When is the 4.1 release expected?

Chavo Classic
09-26-2005, 05:14 PM
4.0
Exist <s>2 Inspire</s> 4 mediocrity

Lux
09-26-2005, 05:29 PM
ya thnx for the advice and construtive critcism

Nark Order
09-26-2005, 05:32 PM
speeeeling ad grmmer wood hellp 2

Chavo Classic
09-26-2005, 05:32 PM
I think we upset him

Chavo Classic
09-26-2005, 05:34 PM
speeeeling ad grmmer wood hellp 2

I can't stand people ignorant enough to spell too as to, your as you're and there as in their

Just some of my pet hates.

Nark Order
09-26-2005, 05:35 PM
Classic, your avatar makes my pants happy.

Chavo Classic
09-26-2005, 05:37 PM
You haven't seen the entire picture :naughty:

Nark Order
09-26-2005, 05:39 PM
:eek:




WHHHHHaaaaaaaaaa??

Chavo Classic
09-26-2005, 05:42 PM
I'm just kidding. I stole her from a guy on a Liverpool FC forum. That's all there is of her, so when people like Thrilla beg to let them know who she is; I really don't have an answer.

The One
09-26-2005, 05:46 PM
All the wrestlers would talk about how HHH has impacted their careers, they would all say what a backstage leader he was, how he has done so much in such a short time and how he could have gone on to be the best this business has ever seen. We would see Stephanie cry, and I wouldn't be shocked to see Vince shed a tear on camera too. You guys have to remember for as many people dislike him and for all the guys below the glass ceiling, there are just as many who do view him as the best in the biz right now. Any main eventer will tell you that Triple H is probably the easiest to perform in the ring with. And let's call a spade a spade, for as much spotlight hogging as he has done, he busted his ass to get where he is right now...even before Stephanie was a part of the equation he was a main eventer who made himself. Not to mention, like it or not, he is probably in the top 3 drawing heels of all time. (After Flair and...eh...Hogan, god that hurt me to write that)

RP
09-26-2005, 05:54 PM
HBK would have dibs on Vince's right ear.

Jaton
09-26-2005, 06:00 PM
God would end up jobbing to the H.

Tornado
09-26-2005, 06:09 PM
God would end up jobbing to the H.

Beat me to it.

js560000
09-26-2005, 06:13 PM
I would have to say Triple H as well, I mean know this may sound over the top here, but it wont shock me if when Triple H dies, he gets buried WITH the World Title belt.

Chavo Classic
09-26-2005, 06:14 PM
Quite possibly :y:

Splaya
09-26-2005, 06:18 PM
A long promo about his death.

And his career. Given to us by a screeching Stephanie McMahon Helmsley. :nono:

Innovator
09-26-2005, 07:02 PM
Shane's dreams would have came true

FourFifty
09-26-2005, 08:43 PM
Rikishi would come back saying he did it... He did it for The Rock.

G-wrath
09-26-2005, 08:50 PM
2 hours of Jericho dancing and singing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead".
:y:
Then Triple H's ghost would come back to take Jericho with him....

Or just Triple H's own promo before he died.

Triple H: Umm I'm uhhh dying uhhh now.

ilt_undertaker
09-26-2005, 08:55 PM
Rikishi would come back saying he did it... He did it for The Rock.

:rofl:

Mayo
09-26-2005, 09:51 PM
I'm just kidding. I stole her from a guy on a Liverpool FC forum. That's all there is of her, so when people like Thrilla beg to let them know who she is; I really don't have an answer.I also asked you about that :p

PureHatred
09-26-2005, 10:01 PM
They would retire the current title design and replace it with a gold belt with Triple H's face on the front, and then rename it the Hunter Hearst Helmsley Memorial World Championship and from now on all future champions would have to refer to it as such:

"You will never beat me for the Hunter Hearst Helmsley Memorial World Championship because I live and die for the Hunter Hearst Helmsley Memorial World Championship"

also, all future angles involving spitting on, throwing in the garbage, or in any way defaming the title would be eliminated.

PureHatred
09-26-2005, 10:02 PM
Also, a piece of glass ceiling would be surgically attached to Chris Jericho's head.

Skippord
09-26-2005, 11:25 PM
The world would stop the rivers would stop running and most importantly Jesus and the angels would cry causing rains of biblical proportions meaning we would need another ark

Jalapeņo
09-27-2005, 12:20 AM
We would all be like "lol, wow. :'(. RIP"

I don't care what any of you say. When he does die, that's what will happen.

FourFifty
09-27-2005, 03:31 PM
^
Hence, we are making fun of it before we all become assholes and do that after he dies.

.44 Magdalene
09-28-2005, 03:10 AM
I think everyone in the back would be too busy masturbating to put on a memorial show.

Destor
09-28-2005, 03:17 AM
:nono: Thats some sick shit.