Wrestlers Alternative Career

[Pinnacle Charisma]

If the wwe was to suddenly go under tomorrow what alternative jobs do you think today’s wrestlers would have.

Feel free to include past wrestlers or wrestlers from other promotions.


Christian- One of those comedians that insults everyone in the bar.

Kurt Angle- Motivational Speaker ( after all he won a gold medal with a freaking broken neck)

Vince McMahon- Male Model (because of the strut he does in his entrance)

Ric Flair- Male Gigolo

Torrie Wilson- Prostitute

Randy Orton- Obviously a gay porn actor


Undertaker- An undertaker :|

[Destor]

Serious answer- TNA

Jokes answers

HHH- President, if his politicking powers are as good as the people on this forum say then he is a shoe in.

Batista- Chippendale's dancer. Have you seen the cabbage patch he does?

John Cena Dr.Dre's bitch aka Eminim II

RVD- Distributer of copious amounts of cannabis aka Drug Dealer.

[Londoner]

I'm sure this has been done before.

[Schoenauer]

JBL - President of the United States "I am a political god!"
Undertaker - funeral director
Mick Foley - Stuntman
Hogan - Priest in church. "Whatcha gonna do when Jesus runs wild on you brother?!"

Yeah, some of them are lame.

[Vastardikai]

Carlito - Lead Singer of a classic Sludge Metal Cover Band.

don't believe me? (the origin of all the King Buzzo jokes...)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/IC_Carlito.jpeg

Carlito

http://www.themelvins.net/pics/buzzo/images/Me--Buzz_jpg.jpg

Buzz "King Buzzo" Osbourne

[St. Jimmy]

Cena: Rapper By Night, Serving me "Chicken Fries" by day.
HHH: Self-Employed Motivational Speaker. Only motivates himself.
RVD: Police Narc, or Drug Sniffing Dog.
Kurt Angle: Wrestling Coach in Michigan.
Vince McMahon: Pope.

[The Answer]

Rob Conway: Caboret Dancer

[wrathchildCEW]

Gene Snitsky - abortionist

[Vastardikai]

Sabu: Crash Test Dummy
Ken Kennedy: Boxing Announcer
TL Hopper: I dunno.
Repo Man: Absolutely no clue.

[Funky Fly]

Repo Man: Absolutely no clue.
Professional golfer, damnit! :mad:

[Dave Youell]

HHH was going to be a door to door window salesmen, they had to fire him though as he doesn't sell anything

ZING!

[Pinnacle Charisma]

Matt Hardy is going to be a stuntsman after he leaves the WWE.

After all he can never die.

[Vastardikai]

Professional golfer, damnit! :mad:

You really think he has potential as a Professional Golfer? Whatever. Next thing you know, you're gonna tell me that Kane has a future as a Dentist, Hardcore Holly has potential as a Racecar Driver, Chris Kanyon has got a good shot at being a Construction Worker or William Regal & Doink the Clown could be Lumberjacks.

;)

[JH]

Gene Snitsky - abortionist
i'm giving you rep for that LMAO