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JH
10-11-2005, 11:08 PM
I got them in order...It took awhile

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JH
10-11-2005, 11:26 PM
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Eugene: Hey wait a minute doink you're wearing a yankees shirt

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Cena: I'm bout to pop an imaginary cap in yo ass

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HBK And Show both agree Angle has a nice ass

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Weird Girl: Give me five
Trish: You got some serious issues
Weird Girl: Funny thats what my doctor said

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Hemrhoids...NUFF SAID

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HHH: Ha ha ha see how he likes hanging upside down for awhile....God i love my job

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The McMahons just loved JR's impersonation of the hunckback of notre dame

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Vince: Whoever took my precious daughters virginity better get their ass out here right now
Moments Later 10,000 guys and 2 women enter the building

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JR: Bah Gawd Trish with a springboard crossface chickenwing

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Angle: Wazzzzzzzzzzup
Cena: Hey Kurt the dudleys got fired man what are you doing

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I think Vince ate too many prunes
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Triple H is about to find out the hard way that you dont eat Big Show's last cookie

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JR: Bah Gawd my balls aint made of cottage cheese

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Angle: Ok dammit i admit it i had an affair with dianna ross and carlito is our son
Carlito: Oh shit

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Triple H: Ric Flair when you uh uh oh damn i forgot my lines....CUT
Camera Man: Uh were live man
Triple H: Oh damn i uh i'm the gamea and i am that damn gooda

FearTheSpear
10-12-2005, 03:01 AM
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Edge teaches parallelism:

Edge: Randy Orton is to women's bags as I am to ? .

Killjoy3:16
10-12-2005, 03:19 AM
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Vince attempting to deep throat the microphone.

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Angle giving birth to Cena live on RAW.

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HBK just realized where that smell was coming from.

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Kurt INTENSLY enjoying his alone time with those new Stacy Kiebler photos.

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There is Conway checking out Eugene's ass.

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HBK: Not so close, your going to poke my eye out with that thing.

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Steph: He's THE GAME, who cares if its this big?!

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The new girl is telling Trish how many breast enhancement operations she has had.

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In one picture it somes up the WWE's woes doesn't it?

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JR about to take a piss in front of the family live on RAW.

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Cena realizing that he has no wrestling talent.

darkpower
10-12-2005, 03:42 AM
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EUGINE: If I'm really Nick Dinsmore, then...who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my clown costume?

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It had seemed that Yerful did alot of soul searching after being kicked out of Vince McMahon's hospital room. She decided to get a sex change soon afterwards. This was the end result.


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ANGLE: I have a nice bod! Look at my bod!
SHOW: That ain't the only thing that you have that is nice.
SHAWN: [hulking up] BROTHER!! BROTHER!! BROTHER!!

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We all knew that Trish liked it rough, but DAMN!!

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Linda had just complimented JR about his delicious BBQ sauce, which made JR unexpectidly blow his load. Thankfully, seeing as how even Vince McMahon knew how to suck him off, he was assuming the position.


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The single greatest caption-ready shot ever made.


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HOT CHAIN GANGBANGING ACTION!!!


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JR felt it, Vince had just gotten hit by it..the pudding's signature move: The spoon handle right in the Sandra Bullocks.

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Now if only the cameraman taking this photo was just a little bit closer to the table before taking this.

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SHAWN: I know you want to, Hunter. Just lean a bit closer.


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JR looked in disgust to see that the one person who would be replacing him would be none other than Tony Shivonie. Suddenly, he saw this night as the single most important night in the history of our sport, until the next week, that was.

PorkSoda
10-12-2005, 08:45 AM
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Vince and JR play roll the ball to Steph and Linda's amusement.

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Steph: The BITCH is...

Suddenly, the announce table collapses and Stephanie falls right to the floor.

JR, King, Coach: :rofl:

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Vince: And since were back on the US(BLEEEP) Network....The US(BLEEEP) Network, GOD DAMNIT!
USA Network Management: :rofl: Stupid Vince.

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Vince: So, who do you want to bury first?
Triple H: Hm....

Vastardikai
10-12-2005, 11:25 AM
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Doink is happy to know that, for once, the "Kill the Clown" chant isn't directed at him...

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So he celebrates by doing his Curious George impression.

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John Cena is so popular, he can make fart noises into a microphone and still get pops.

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Shawn: (to himself) now, whose gonna get the Run-By Fruiting...

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Being a hidden Caption pic makes Chris Masters cry...

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Victoria: If it kills us, we're gonna make that Regulation U for the in ring tribute to Hunter tonight.

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Trish didn't necessarily care how this girl painted her fingernails to resemble the roof of the Sistine Chapel.

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Kurt Angle, Fifteen seconds before he revealed himself to REALLY be Reptile.

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Kurt: Dammit, we need to get this T up to regulation. Let's drop this and try it again...

Cena: Oh shit...

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Kurt may have been a God of Wrestling, he may have won a gold medal with a broken freakin' neck, but oral hygiene was NEVER his strong suit.

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Show: DAMMIT, I'LL BE THE T!

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Cena: why does the Raw sign say "The Triple H show?"

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Linda: Vince, Steph, how many times have I told you not to tease the monkey...

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Vastardikai: It's a Hallmark moment?

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Vince: Nobody is as fly a dancer as I am! See!

Linda and Steph: :rofl:

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Vince: and if you vote for me, I will only hire competant people to run their offices. For instance, the head of FEMA will be the Hurricane! The head of the UN will be JBL! and most importantly, the White House Press Secretary will be Dusty Rhodes.

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JR: What a mighty blow by the Centaur!

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Weird girl: Look at me! I'm holding a worthless title!

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Ref: Fire the Ass Cannon!

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The McMahon's laugh about what they've done to Matt Hardy's career.

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Vince McMahon just discovered that JR kept a voodoo doll just in case he was fired...

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Fan: Whoa! DOUBLE BUTTERFLY EFFECT! I gotta take a pic of this!

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Steph: When I find out who shit in my bag, I'm gonna cut his dick down to this size right here!

Randy: (off stage) Dammit! somebody switched Ashley's bag!

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Shawn: Hunter, I gotta tell you something...

Hunter: First Let me tell you, that Randy guy is getting on my good graces again. Remember when Ashley didn't wash my car last week? Well, Randy said he was gonna take care of her in his own special way. Now, what were you gonna tell me?

Shawn: I hope you don't mind, but I switched Stephanie's bag with Ashley's because of her not washing your car.

Hunter: :mad:

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Cena: Dude, you look like the Cowardly Lion...

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Vastardikai: Who is the most worthless McMahon?

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JR: Well, at least I don't have to say "Slobberknocker" and "Bah Gawd" anymore. I wonder if ROH is hiring, I've been on good terms with Matt...

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Kurt: SHAWN, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SWITCHED STEPHANIE'S BAG WITH ASHLEY!

Carlito: (to himself) Damn, that putting eX-Lax in Randy's Chocolate Milk wasn't cool. I feel sorry him when he has to take that shit...

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Hunter (Seeing himself on the TitanTron): Damn... I do look like the Cowardly Lion...

Nervous Ferret
10-17-2005, 03:35 AM
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Eugene: oh yo Doink are you alright? Richards just came out of nowhere

Jaton
10-17-2005, 06:02 AM
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Once again, Lita botches. This month's travesty: The Matrix.

The MAC
10-17-2005, 08:08 AM
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nick: this will do for my next gimmick..
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Y2J?

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look at me..im a gangsta
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wow...DX really let themselves go..
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the worst sharpshooter..ever!

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I'm not worthy..
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kurts impresion of JR during his colon surgery
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HBK(smelling armpit): damn gay sex with hunter really made me sweaty
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I remember when there was a glass ceiling up there..
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JR " vince i gotta pee...
Vince : mmm i love golden showers
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i forgot
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finally some atheletism from the womans division
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look what i found daddy..
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I hate skidmarks
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after effects of stephanies cooking..JR thought he'd add some BBQ sauce- big mistake

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coach : lift up your skirt so i can shove this 20 up your ass.

king to Jr : this is what a sstrio club looks like..want me to buy you a dance?

JR: bwah gawd...

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shawn...I missed you..
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I do this storyline every 5 yrs

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shawn did you fart?
thats not cool..

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H's nose is so big he has to hold the mic to one side


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St. Jimmy
10-17-2005, 09:04 AM
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Weird girl: Look at me! I'm holding a worthless title!

:D :lol: :rofl: :naughty:

exactly what i was thinking.