Scenario for Takers last match

[PYRO-MANIAC]

It seems to me that Taker gets the upperhand everytime they have a match, even though Kanes stronger, more psychotic and younger.

But were supposed to forget all that and just bask in the glory of The Undertaker.

I hope the last thing Taker does is put over Kane, how ironic would that be?

I said this before but here's how i want it to go down.

Its Wrestlemania - Takers final match.

Kane Vs The Undertaker - I would have Kane totally destroy taker, throwing him off the stage and through tables, tombstoning him on chairs, putting him through the announcers tables, chokeslamming him on the steps.. Have Kane just become so obsessed and twisted that he wants to end the Undertaker so that he can finally have the spotlight AND win the final battle.

Have Taker try and fight back but the damage that Kanes done to him is simply too much. Imagine the shock that this would cause with WWE fans. It would be awesome.

Eventually have Kane win by throwing a bloodied and half dead Undertaker into a casket. Have Kane break down in tears.. crying saying what have i done? What have i done to my brother? blah blah blah..

And have paramedics come running down and have security come down and take a teary Kane away.

Just as he's about to leave he laughs loudly and smiles.

Finally Kane wins the final battle and finally Kane goes over. THE END. :D


Four words for you - REBIRTH OF A MONSTER :D


I know.. i know im a maniac :lol:

[SAMEER]

You R Crazy Takers last match would probably be at Survivor series ,a Buried alive against Randy ' The Jackass ' Orton and what i think is that WWE will make it a retirement match ,if not may be at Wrestlemania 22 and i believe Deadman will pass the torch and retire.now what he is doin is just tarnishing his legacy coz he is no more the same maqn he once was.

[Goulet]

You R Crazy Takers last match would probably be at Survivor series ,a Buried alive against Randy ' The Jackass ' Orton and what i think is that WWE will make it a retirement match ,if not may be at Wrestlemania 22 and i believe Deadman will pass the torch and retire.now what he is doin is just tarnishing his legacy coz he is no more the same maqn he once was.

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Hooked on Phonics!

Use it jackass!

[Pepsi Man]

It's not really like Kane's much of a "younger star" to be honest, and especially with how they use Kane, this would be a ridiculous waste.

[PYRO-MANIAC]

It's not really like Kane's much of a "younger star" to be honest, and especially with how they use Kane, this would be a ridiculous waste.

Meh Kanes only around 35-36

The thing is though Kanes a hell of a lot fitter than Taker. I mean how many times do you see Kane fighting for his breath during a match?

Not many..

Kane used to play a lot of basketball in his youth and i think thats why he's still athletic because he kept doing the training that he needed to do.

Kane in my eyes has another 5 - 6 years left AT LEAST in the WWE. Kane has a heart of gold according to Paul Bearer, he says thats one of his weaknesses though. Maybe he's too nice to ask to get a push?

Taker has 1 - 2 years tops left. So in my eyes and probably in a lot of other peoples eyes it would make sense. :y:


I understand what your saying "with the way there using Kane" however this could be a start of a monster push for Kane, it could see him in the main event bracket again if done right. :naughty:

[The One]

Doesn't anybody get it? Nobody retires anymore. The Undertaker won't ever retire, he will continue to get million dollar checks to make random apperences and once in a while wrestle. Honestly other then when Mean Mark was BREIFLY in WCW, Taker has been a WWE Home Grown Superstar. Why both making him retire? So long as he can walk a rope, tombstone someone, and move at a rate slightly quicker then a walk, he will continue to have a job. We now live in the money era. Legacy is meaningless to millionares. More money is all that counts. So from both ends, no one is in a rush to get Taker out of the ring.

[The One]

Meh Kanes only around 35-36

For the record Undertaker is 43, Kane is 37.

For the record Undertaker has brought in and kept fans over the years and has a cult fallowing, Kane was barley kept under contract less then a year ago.

For the record Mark Calloway is looked at as a backstage leader (or an asshole who polotics depending on who you ask), Glenn Jacobs is looked at as a quite guy who mainly keeps to himself.

Yeah no I can totally see Undertaker doing the job to a guy who's claim to fame is a 24 hour WWE Title reign.

[Pepsi Man]

Meh Kanes only around 35-36

The thing is though Kanes a hell of a lot fitter than Taker. I mean how many times do you see Kane fighting for his breath during a match?

Not many..

Kane used to play a lot of basketball in his youth and i think thats why he's still athletic because he kept doing the training that he needed to do.

Kane in my eyes has another 5 - 6 years left AT LEAST in the WWE. Kane has a heart of gold according to Paul Bearer, he says thats one of his weaknesses though. Maybe he's too nice to ask to get a push?

Taker has 1 - 2 years tops left. So in my eyes and probably in a lot of other peoples eyes it would make sense. :y:


I understand what your saying "with the way there using Kane" however this could be a start of a monster push for Kane, it could see him in the main event bracket again if done right. :naughty:
Oh, okay. So if Kurt Angle is out of breath at some point in his match, he's not fit.

I don't give a fuck who played basketball when they were a kid. At that rate, Michael Jordan should be a bigger name in pro wrestling than Flair and Hogan combined.

[PYRO-MANIAC]

Oh, okay. So if Kurt Angle is out of breath at some point in his match, he's not fit.

I don't give a fuck who played basketball when they were a kid. At that rate, Michael Jordan should be a bigger name in pro wrestling than Flair and Hogan combined.

Ok ive been waiting for the right person to do this too..


*AHEM*






HOW WOULD YOU.. LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS??








:lol: Sorry ive always wanted to say that Eric Cartman style.

As for whether or not you give a fuck i couldn't really give a fuck. I mean what kind of logic is that? And your knocking my logic?

Fact is Kanes one of the fittest guys on the WWE roster. Taker barely makes it through a match. And comparing Kane to Angle is stupid, they have totally different styles of grappling - Kane is all power and Angle is all technique.

So Angle probably puts more effort into his matches.

Shit Kanes 37 i know that, but what im saying is in his condition he can basically go as long as he likes. He's well loved backstage and has a good reputation. The 24 hour title reign was a fucking screw job PERIOD.

He deserves a lot more than that, oh and saying Kane nearly left? That was a rumour and from what i gathered it was Kanes decision not the WWE's

If he left he'd have been headlining TNA and you know it.

Im not a Kane fanboy i just know my shit when it comes to Glen Jacobs.. ok. :lol:

[Pepsi Man]

Im not a Kane fanboy
Who exactly are you trying to convince here?

[PYRO-MANIAC]

Who exactly are you trying to convince here?

Noone. Its true.

I mean yeah im pretty pissed with how he's been treat over the years but im no fanboy.

Ive only been to see him once Live and he picked Big Show up on his shoulder and held him there for like 5 minutes - Now that was an instant mark out moment.

But anyway im no fanboy if i was a fanboy i would'nt talk about anyone else but i do - Hassan, Kennedy, Mcmahons now considering ive only been a member of this board for like 2 days, thats not bad.

Ive talked about Kane in a few topics sure but im trying to drum up some interest and get some other opinions on him.

Ive spoke the truth and the facts thats all.. maybe some of you are just not used to that? :wtf:

[Pepsi Man]

Ive only been to see him once Live and he picked Big Show up on his shoulder and held him there for like 5 minutes - Now that was an instant mark out moment.
Am I the only one that's thinking "exaggeration"?

Seriously, how many times do you see ANYONE have ANYONE up in a held lifting position for five fucking minutes?

[ThruTheWire]

Man, Kane sucks, he shoulden't go over anyone. His career is a joke now, he has no credibility left. I don't even know how they are going to try to explain his discontinued fake storyline on monday when he returns, it will be shit though.

[ThruTheWire]

Ive only been to see him once Live and he picked Big Show up on his shoulder and held him there for like 5 minutes - Now that was an instant mark out moment.


Your on crack. That never happened. No one can lift the big show for 5 minutes, that would be boring as hell anyways. Think about how long 5 minutes is..

[PYRO-MANIAC]

Your on crack. That never happened. No one can lift the big show for 5 minutes, that would be boring as hell anyways. Think about how long 5 minutes is..

Oh ok i get it. Try and take the piss out of the new poster.. well whoopy fucking do!

Well done.. pepsi.. man :wtf:

I say 5 minutes because it seemed like 5 minutes it was a good few minutes at least because he was walking around with Show on his shoulders. It seemed like he was trying for the Tombstone but then when Show struggled he tried for a running powerslam.

This was a house show in the uk. Of course the WWE would never do anything like that on TV. But in the same match he game him an awesome chokeslam and got the win.

As for this whole crack thing - WHY DONT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF? :shifty:

[ThruTheWire]

As for this whole crack thing - WHY DONT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF? :shifty:

Yeh, good one.... just because you like Kane doesn't mean you have to tongue his asshole every post and overexaggerate what he does.. If you can't see why Kane is a joke.. I don't know what RAW you have been watching. His kayfabe has been blown to the point of no logical recovery.

[snakeboss]

Taker's last match would have to be a career ender for Taker to explain why he's gone cuz marks can't believe, he just 'retired' I expect him to go in a buried alive match with Kane, where Kane finally beats him.

[PYRO-MANIAC]

Taker's last match would have to be a career ender for Taker to explain why he's gone cuz marks can't believe, he just 'retired' I expect him to go in a buried alive match with Kane, where Kane finally beats him.

Wooohooo! someone who actually talks sense! :y:



:lol:



Im sorry i snapped at you ThruTheWire really i am. Ive been here like two days and been told im on crack at least 5 times. Truth is im probably one of the better posters on this board already, a) because i actually put effort into what i have to say. and b) I speak my mind.

So im sure you can see why it might just piss me off a little bit. Thanks for not snapping back at me snapping at you.. it could have just gone on forever! :lol:

You have to admit though it was pretty funny!

[PYRO-MANIAC]

Yeh, good one.... just because you like Kane doesn't mean you have to tongue his asshole every post and overexaggerate what he does.. If you can't see why Kane is a joke.. I don't know what RAW you have been watching. His kayfabe has been blown to the point of no logical recovery.

Oh and just to add a nice cherry on top..

He actually body slammed him in the same match

As i say WWE wouldn't show this on TV because shows 500lbs blah blah blah. The truth is show around 450lbs and while we are on the topic of exaggerating this is what the WWE does!

450lbs is still a hell of a weight for Kane to lift. This was of course when he was one of the biggest men in the WWE.

He's lost a little weight now (muscle mass) but he's still strong.

[Pepsi Man]

Oh and just to add a nice cherry on top..

He actually body slammed him in the same match

As i say WWE wouldn't show this on TV because shows 500lbs blah blah blah. The truth is show around 450lbs and while we are on the topic of exaggerating this is what the WWE does!

450lbs is still a hell of a weight for Kane to lift. This was of course when he was one of the biggest men in the WWE.

He's lost a little weight now (muscle mass) but he's still strong.
Yet guys smaller than Kane have slammed Show on television numerous times.

[Jaton]

I think I actually like Sadistic more than this guy. This topic is a complete and utter joke. Not because of the topic matter, but the unintelligence that this guy is showing.

[Lux]

Yo i'm not on anyones side but you have to admit that PYRO-MANIAC does speak his mind and from what i've seen (Kept an eye in him) he does keep it pretty straight forward and doesn't STRAY from the title of the thread. Thoughts on Taker's last match should happen in the next few years and i don't think it would happen at Wrestlemania 22 cause he has his undefeated streak there and they wouldn't ask him to end that because he has to "retire" or how ever he is going out because he will go out when he wants to cause Vince has respect for him and his decsions

[Skippord]

Im not a Kane fanboy

I am a Kane fanboy

[Favre4Ever]

Ok, lets take that finale match against Kane. No holds barred, and non-sanctioned. Towards the end of the match tons of "supernatura" shit would happen. Taker would nail the tomstone, get the pin. As Kane looks up at his brother, Taker would seem to raise in the air, lightning strikes all of the turnbuckles, lights flicker out, he vanishes.

And if they ever wanted Taker to return for a short storyline or match, they could always have lightning randomly strike, and then Taker would appear out of nowhere. And you have to admit, Taker wouldn't job his last match and dissapear into obscurity.