TNA iMPACT! Thread 10/15/05

[PullMyFinger]

I guess no one did this? Or no one cared? lol

[Jaton]

!!@!!

[Nervous Ferret]

what time is TNA on?

[Jaton]

2 minutes

[Nervous Ferret]

Is it 10 or 11?

[Nervous Ferret]

ic. I guess I'll watch

[Gone Mad]

http://www.tnawrestling.com/previews/gallery/lg/funeralpreview.jpg

LOL at Abyss in the back

[Skippord]

He looks kinda awkward

[Skippord]

FUCK I MISSED THE ALPHA BOMB

[Jaton]

Oh jeez. Another snorefest Lance Hoyt appearance.

[Skippord]

De de de

[Jaton]

Great, another Naturals vs. AMW match.

[The Answer]

What about Raven :-\

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>*standard mark out for Raven*</font>

[6to1]

i like how they are pushing the raven angle.

[Jaton]

Joe vs. Liger should be heavenly.

[The Answer]

Two heels wrestling each other? Or is Bentely considered a face?

[6to1]

:lol: look at the traci fans

[Jaton]

It's TNA. There's no such thing as a heel unless they're either:

A) Aligned with Jarrett
B) Canadian

[The Answer]

:lol: At the hockey sticks

[Jaton]

If anyone is interested, the names that are in the funeral's guest book are:

Kevin Dunn
Paul H.
Vince & Linda
Paul & Stephanie
PAt and Sylvan
Bobby something


........wtf

[Amaroqwolf]

I'm confused did I miss Raven, or did just his mention bring out the Raven Marking outage!

[Amaroqwolf]

lol

[Loose Cannon]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ this funeral segment

[The Answer]

:lol: Storm pretending to piss in the coffin

[Amaroqwolf]

Sabu....and commercial...Yeah its not Jerrat we care right?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LMFAO @ the funeral segment</font> :lol:

[6to1]

so why does wrestling get fat burning ads

[PullMyFinger]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA That funeral segment was hilarous!

Oh man, TNA can be pretty funny and awesome when they want to.

I love the lawsuit reference they made.

[6to1]

:lol: Storm pretending to piss in the coffin
i thoght he was doing another katie vick thing

[Amaroqwolf]

s great...lol. I acctually managed to laugh.

[Amaroqwolf]

OH GOD NO! LMAO! Katie Vick...lol...oh look rhyno.

[Jaton]

I loved the names they had in the book.

[PullMyFinger]

That was a sick Gore by Rhino.

[McLegend]

lol sharkboy

[PullMyFinger]

What I don't get though is that...isn't Daniels supposed to be a heel?! Why does he have to overcome odds?!

[Loose Cannon]

What I don't get though is that...isn't Daniels supposed to be a heel?! Why does he have to overcome odds?!

that's exactly what I said last week. I don't get it.

[McLegend]

To show how good he is.

[Loose Cannon]

so how did that not make AJ look like a total pussy?

[PullMyFinger]

Okay, there's a smarkish crowd there...whatever! At least employ what WWE does and add boos for the heels.

[Loose Cannon]

he gets 2 guys to wear Daniels out, then he comes out for the leftovers? It's total backwards booking.

[Jaton]

Haha, AJ botched.

[PullMyFinger]

Well...I guess maybe the match made sense. I mean the commentators said Daniels kept taunting, so AJ took him up for that challenge. I guess it might make sense.

[Skippord]

If anyone is interested, the names that are in the funeral's guest book are:

Kevin Dunn
Paul H.
Vince & Linda
Paul & Stephanie
PAt and Sylvan
Bobby something


........wtf

:rofl:

[PullMyFinger]

Oh yeah and nonetheless, I thought Impact was great and the highlight was definitely the Funeral segment hahahahahaha.

I think TNA is better than WWE now that I think about it.

[Gouda]

Man, AJ wasdoing some pretty horrible punches there.

[McLegend]

Yeah I noticed that, but he's still the man

[Nervous Ferret]

ROFL who is it that Abyss guy

When he crushed the box of tissues, LOL

He is my new fav TNA guy :)

[Skippord]

ROFL who is it that Abyss guy


My Jesus

[Savio]

PAt and Sylvan?

[Jaton]

No idea who that's referring to.

[RemyRed]

LOL ok this thread was funnier than most Raw threads (I missed TNA btW)

[RemyRed]

Christopher Daniels is the man.

[Skippord]

No idea who that's referring to.

Pat Patterson and Sylvan Greinier


Unless you were kidding of course

[Savio]

why Sylvan greinier?

[PullMyFinger]

why Sylvan greinier?
He seems gay with that modeling gimmick?

[Savio]

I think CD was put in that match because people don't know who he is.

[loopydate]

Exactly, Paul. For three weeks now, the new TNA fans have heard nothing but how phenomenal AJ Styles is. This was a pretty effective way of building up his challenger for the PPV. He can beat two guys in half the time that he's going to have against AJ at BFG.

And, I'm with everybody else. LOL @ Abyss. Abyss is my favorite "hoss" in the business right now. His physicality is amazing, and he moves really well for a man of his size. Plus, his finisher is great. And last night he showed that he can do humor, too.

Much as I dislike Jarrett, this new cabal of heels (Jarrett, AMW, Gail, Team Canada, and now, apparently Abyss and Mitchell) is really entertaining. And LOL @ the repeated comments from Tenay about "no restrictions," especially when Rhino tried to piledrive Sabu off the middle rope.

[PullMyFinger]

I have to say, I should hate Jarrett...but the last couple weeks him and AMW with that stable have been entertaining...much like how loopydate stated it.

I just wish they had one more hour because it all seems so rushed...and they can only do so much with 1 hr.

[St. Jimmy]

i'm sure if they can pull ratings even to what Velocity and Heat combined made, Spike would give them the option of another hour. i don't see why not.

[Loose Cannon]

ok, but explain why they had AJ pick the guys and why they had AJ pick himself as the 3rd guy after Chis already went through 10+ minutes? If AJ was so "Phenomenal," why didn't he just say "screw it, I ain't gonna let 2 other guys fight my battles for me, you're just getting me." To me it seemed like Chirs Daniels was the ultimate babyface through the whole thing.

Now if they had Daniels just come out and say "Alright anybody that wants to fight me get out here, cause I'm gonna prove to everyone that I'm better then AJ Styles" and then some guys came out, it works better to me. And then Daniels uses cheating/illegal tactics throughout the whole thing, it works even better. Then you have Daniels beat the shit out of the last guy after the bell and AJ makes the save. Boom. You've solified your heel and your face.

To me, this match is a babyface match now. What has Daniels done to make me hate him so much?

[Savio]

He peed on your carpet.

[6to1]

i loved when they said devon get the wait don't say that there dead allready they don't need another lawsuit. i love the digs at wwe.

[PullMyFinger]

i loved when they said devon get the wait don't say that there dead allready they don't need another lawsuit. i love the digs at wwe.
hahahahha, I know that was the best.

[Jaded-Dragon]

TNA definitely needs another hour, and a better time slot. Here's to hoping they pull in enough ratings to make the execs. at Spike open their eyes.

[Skippord]

why Sylvan greinier?

Cause it was a known fact about how Greinier got his job with WWE lets say he had to give a job to get a job

[RottingFreak]

Grenier likes the cawk?

[Vastardikai]

Few thoughts when I caught the replay.

1. Damn, Monty Brown is intense. But the Pounce looks ridiculous.

2. The Canadian Destroyer is, officially, the COOLEST FUCKING MOVE EVER.

3. How can Sabu still function after all this shit he puts himself through?

4. Monster's Ball looks like fun.

5. Christopher Daniels is a hell of a worker.

6. Sonjay Dutt is charismatic.

7. The Funeral segment OWNED.

[loopydate]

4. Monster's Ball looks like fun.

I just watched the Victory Road DVD, when they did the first Monster's Ball match. Abyss vs. Monty Brown vs. Raven. SICKKKKKK match. If this one is half as much fun to watch as that one was, it should be very cool.