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JH
10-16-2005, 12:00 PM
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http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/16.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/17.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/18.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/19.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/20.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/21.jpg
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http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/24.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/25.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/28.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/30.jpg

St. Jimmy
10-16-2005, 12:13 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/30.jpg
PEARL RIVER RIP!

hb2k
10-16-2005, 12:20 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/1.jpg

Eddie: "Pull my finger"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/5.jpg

Eddie Guerrero's Flying Fart Attack leaves Cowboy Bob reeling.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/17.jpg

Christian at home, obviously interested in the fact that Smackdown is on TV.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/22.jpg

Burchill, oblivious to the fact that a giant silver man is about to punch him in the back of the head.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/28.jpg

Lashley: "You fart?"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/16.jpg

Booker, seemingly unaware that he's on national TV, takes the time to use his hands and mouth to pleasure three invisible men.

JH
10-16-2005, 12:20 PM
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Eddie: This finger right here has gotten laid more times than you ever will in your life
Randy: Daddy he's making fun of me

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/7.jpg
Batista: Hey guys i found the perfect thing to make you sleep all night and you can only get it monday night at 9 on the US(BLEEP) Network

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/9.jpg
OJ: Chris i'm having a bad problem with split ends what do you suggest i use
Chris: Suave it works wonders
OJ: Gee thanks chris

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/16.jpg
Booker: my wife's ruining my career SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/17.jpg
You would have the same look on your face if you just read that Stacy was a pro wrestler

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/20.jpg
Jilian botches "You Cant See Me"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/21.jpg
Me: *STARES*.....What the shirt says it's okay to stare

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/22.jpg
Psychosis picks the wrong time to start doing the ric flair strut

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/24.jpg
Animal: Dammit why do i have to wrestle guys who always get caught in it
Nitro: Ha ha ha works every time

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/30.jpg
Random Viewer At Home: WHAT THE FUCK???????

St. Jimmy
10-16-2005, 12:27 PM
[QUOTE=RoadWarriorsLOD]
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/16.jpg
Booker: my wife's ruining my career SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/17.jpg
You would have the same look on your face if you just read that Stacy was a pro wrestler

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Evolution
10-16-2005, 04:35 PM
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To the delight of Star Wars fans everywhere, Darth Maul debuts on Smackdown.

or

To the shagrin of Star Wars fans everywhere, Darth Maul debuts on Smackdown.

Marcyo
10-16-2005, 04:41 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/17.jpg
You would have the same look on your face if you just read that Stacy was a pro wrestler

:lol:, nice one.

PullMyFinger
10-16-2005, 04:46 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/30.jpg

The force is strong with me.

JH
10-16-2005, 06:23 PM
:lol:, nice one.
thank you
i'm getting better with my captions

Savio
10-16-2005, 06:27 PM
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Superslim makes it in the WWE

Tornado
10-16-2005, 06:33 PM
thank you
i'm getting better with my captions


Yeah as I said some of your early ones where terrible, but that Stacy one was pretty damn good...:y:

FourFifty
10-17-2005, 01:36 AM
<img src=http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/30.jpg>
<b>Writer 1:</b> Dude, what do we do with this guy?
<b>Writer 2:</b> I don't know... Wanna spark one up?
<i>*15 mins later*</i>
<b>Writer 1:</b> I am so fucked up...
<b>Writer 2:</b> duuuude... who really screwed Bret?
<i>*Enter Dusty Rhodes*</i>
<b>Writer 1:</b> Hey Dreamman! What do you want done with this guy?
<b>Dusty:</b><font=wingdings>f @&nmwe8r usck)ofv8 958 5o34 5uewi0rtj d-stgsdhnk mreh$yruis andf8ru e#q098 4ye5wrklf s0493u &*(@#&erea4 83-4iu 2-38 2109rjs dalkri3q-4 jw eopr8e q4rk4-ed u jrfkldn jmr</font=wingdings>!
<b>Writer 2:</b> Man... You made PERFECT SENSE!!!!

What Would Kevin Do?
10-17-2005, 02:00 AM
This isn't a caption, but why the fuck is the boogeyman's face painted like a fucking lady bug? Can someone explain the corrolation because lady bugs and boogeymen here?

Destor
10-17-2005, 02:11 AM
Hey RWLOD, how about you post all the pictures ONE time? Thanks.

Joey Slugs
10-17-2005, 02:21 AM
thank you
i'm getting better with my captions

i do comend you. the xtian/stacy caption was gold.

JH
10-17-2005, 09:27 AM
This isn't a caption, but why the fuck is the boogeyman's face painted like a fucking lady bug? Can someone explain the corrolation because lady bugs and boogeymen here?

i'm guessing ladybugs are now scary or they are just dumber than shit like the boogeyman

PYRO-MANIAC
10-17-2005, 10:26 AM
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Christian was as suprised as anyone to find out Stacey Keibler was actually A Fucking Pro Wrestler! :eek:




:lol: Sorry i stepped on your toes, didn't realise its already been posted! :o

Its still funny though.

Blue Demon
10-17-2005, 10:27 AM
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Christian: Stacy's a pro wrestler? I wonder what's going on on Smack Down..... :eek: I'm on!!!

Disturbed316
10-17-2005, 10:44 AM
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Christian: Jennifer Aniston's an actress!? Could have fooled me.

JH
10-17-2005, 11:49 AM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/17.jpg

Christian: Jennifer Aniston's an actress!? Could have fooled me.

LMAO

Vastardikai
10-17-2005, 12:09 PM
Vastardikai: It's time to go to School? Anyways, here's the Captions...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/1.jpg

Eddie: I have one thing you'll never have...

Randy: A Pro-Wrestler Look? Talent? Charisma? Wrestling Ability? Casual Fans that actually Give a Shit about you?

Eddie: Damn, it is more than one thing, isn't it?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/3.jpg

Randy found out that Eddie knew about his arachnaphobia when he pulled out a giant tarantula.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/4.jpg

Bob: You know, as disturbing as this sounds, my son has a nice ass...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/5.jpg

Eddie gets dragged up to O'haire's cage after Bob narrowly escapes the same fate.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/6.jpg

Tazz: I swear, Eddie doesn't deserve to have to put over a guy who is running with Dad as a last ditch attempt to get heat...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/7.jpg

Batista: I know you used to be in Evolution with me but God Damn, PUT SOME PANTS ON...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/9.jpg

Benoit screams in agony as Zombie Buckweat prepares to feast.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/13.jpg

Fans don't care much about Christian Surfing.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/16.jpg

Booker: *holding his twin Invisible Handguns of Doom* WHO'S NEXT, SUCKA!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/17.jpg

Christian: GRANDMA... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/18.jpg

Stacy can't believe it's not butter

Stacy: I can't believe it's not butter

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/19.jpg

Stacy (to herself): I am in the ring with a woman who has pancake batter attached to her face. Who did I piss off this time?

Jillian: Just know, When your lips were moving, why did no sound come out?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/20.jpg

Scorned, Stacy Keibler knocks out Nina Williams.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/21.jpg

Friend who glanced at it: I don't know who the rest of these people are, but I see two stars...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/22.jpg

Burchill has to go to great lengths to stop the Spinaroonie...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/23.jpg

Vastardikai: What size of a box can you put Christy Hemme's brain in?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/24.jpg

Animal tries to save another would-be X-Pac Sucking Machine victim...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/25.jpg

Little did they know that Brock Lesnar was coming down the aisle with a shotgun...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/28.jpg

Lashley hasn't taken a shit in 8 months. can you tell?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/photos/1252442/30.jpg

The Boogeyman stand-up comes with a Jim Cornette figure with REALISTIC SLAPPING ACTION.