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CharismaInjection
10-18-2005, 01:28 PM
That was pretty LMFAO. I knew he'd messed up really badly there. I don't even though why Cena had to know who would win the match, the shock factor would've been better. Still, that was funny.

btw, if you don't know what I'm talking about:

Raw: 18 Man Battle Royale.

KING: How do you feel about Taboo Tuesday.

CENA: How do I feel, well, my oppenents are tough, Kurt Angle's an olympic gold medalist. Shawn Michaels is the toughest guy I've ever met, Big Show's massive, and Kane, Kane's a seven foot monster....

COACH: Well Kane hasn't won anything yet...but he may...

CENA: ...oh yeah...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nervous Ferret
10-18-2005, 01:30 PM
yeah :(

St. Jimmy
10-18-2005, 01:36 PM
:rofl: :y: Cena should stay champ now, and pull more spots like that. :shifty:

Nervous Ferret
10-18-2005, 01:36 PM
stop posting your sig ok? ok

CharismaInjection
10-18-2005, 01:40 PM
Just for you Ferret.

Nervous Ferret
10-18-2005, 01:42 PM
LOL not you St Jimmy

Cool King
10-18-2005, 01:50 PM
Yeah, I heard him say that.:lol:

Did anyone hear Coach say"Well those steel steps aren’t made of chocolate" when Big Show ran into them.:lol:

Nervous Ferret
10-18-2005, 01:59 PM
yeah

TerranRich
10-18-2005, 02:28 PM
Dammit, I'm definitely going to have to watch RAW (on my TiVo) to catch all of that. :D That sounds absolutely hilarious (both the Coach-JR rib and the Cena F-Up)

Londoner
10-18-2005, 02:45 PM
Haha, as soon as JR leaves, the commentary falls to pieces.I didn't hear that because I wasn't taking notice of Cena but it was obvious Kane would win anyway.

Londoner
10-18-2005, 02:46 PM
Oh and while were on the subject, Coach totally sucked at taking JR's place.

Savio
10-18-2005, 02:49 PM
They were talking about kane in the conversation.

V
10-18-2005, 02:53 PM
LOL @ Cena

Sadistic
10-18-2005, 03:05 PM
Yeah I found that funny too. Cena is so fucking useless.

Corkscrewed
10-18-2005, 03:09 PM
lol

I was half paying attention, but I remember that part.

Sadistic
10-18-2005, 03:11 PM
Coach's "GORE! GORE! GORE!" came as a shock also.

Jaton
10-18-2005, 03:20 PM
Yeah I found that funny too. Cena is so fucking useless.

Except, of course, to move products off shelves and increase by rates. Yeah, he's useless. He's doing absolutely NOTHING for the product.

You guys need to get off of Cena's nuts, I mean damn. He may not have the greatest wrestling skills in the world, and sure his gimmick is corny to the IWC. But that's just it, we don't matter. The marks are the ones who matter. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GOD DAMN CENA!

By the way, the conversation was:

Coach: And John, I have to ask this..If Kane was able to win this over-the-top-rope battle royal, you can't be happy about that?

TiVo: owning noobs since 2003. :foc:

Jaton
10-18-2005, 03:22 PM
By the way, why does everyone jump John Cena's shit when Kane and Carlito both botched the chokeslam in the beginning?

Londoner
10-18-2005, 03:23 PM
By the way, why does everyone jump John Cena's shit when Kane and Carlito both botched the chokeslam in the beginning?


I think that was because carlito had apple in his throat,lol.

Jaton
10-18-2005, 03:26 PM
So he can't jump?

Londoner
10-18-2005, 03:28 PM
Not when you have a hand wrapped tightly around your throat and have apple inside it, I imagine that would be quite hard, he did in the end though.

Jaton
10-18-2005, 03:36 PM
There were ways around it. When came's hand made contact, he could've spit it out and it would've looked cool, or he should've swallowed before it happened.

Savio
10-18-2005, 03:40 PM
By the way, why does everyone jump John Cena's shit when Kane and Carlito both botched the chokeslam in the beginning?Because its the cool thing to do.

Jaton
10-18-2005, 03:45 PM
Yeah, I'm sick of the Cena-bashing now. He's been better over the last few weeks, but rarely do people want to highlight that.

Cool King
10-18-2005, 03:51 PM
By the way, why does everyone jump John Cena's shit when <s>Kane and</s> Carlito <s>both</s> botched the chokeslam in the beginning?

Fixed.:D

Carlito jumped to early. Everything Kane did was fine.

The One
10-18-2005, 04:23 PM
John Cena's gimmick annoys me, he isn't great in the ring, and he has been given far too much too quickly...that having been said he is over as hell, his in ring skills have been getting (slowly) better, and actually isn't that bad of a WWE Champion.

And as for the getting better remark, I mkae that a special note as others in the comapny seem to be heading in the other direction.

Y2Jeremy
10-18-2005, 04:57 PM
Except, of course, to move products off shelves and increase by rates. Yeah, he's useless. He's doing absolutely NOTHING for the product.

You guys need to get off of Cena's nuts, I mean damn. He may not have the greatest wrestling skills in the world, and sure his gimmick is corny to the IWC. But that's just it, we don't matter. The marks are the ones who matter. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GOD DAMN CENA!

By the way, the conversation was:

Coach: And John, I have to ask this..If Kane was able to win this over-the-top-rope battle royal, you can't be happy about that?

TiVo: owning noobs since 2003. :foc:

Well, dude, uhh, there you have it...

loopydate
10-18-2005, 05:02 PM
This was, probably, the worst-booked battle royal I've ever seen. It was obvious from the beginning that Kane was going to win it, and that point was hammered home when guys like Carlito were getting pitched out at the beginning. I mean, come on, did anyone honestly believe that Antonio was going to be on the World Title ballot?

V
10-18-2005, 05:03 PM
Well, dude, uhh, there you have it...
wow, seing your name brings back memories of tournaments on SvR online

are you the same Y2Jeremy?

RemyRed
10-18-2005, 05:04 PM
wow, seing your name brings back memories of tournaments on SvR online

are you the same Y2Jeremy?
Gohan3K is a faggot. :lol:. That is all.

Nervous Ferret
10-18-2005, 06:47 PM
heres the URL www.wwetipping.tk (http://www.wwetipping.tk/)

(heres my other site.... http://wwefanatik.proboards3.com/

Ol Dirty Dastard
10-18-2005, 06:56 PM
Man, wrestling and its fans suck

Savio
10-18-2005, 10:03 PM
This was, probably, the worst-booked battle royal I've ever seen. It was obvious from the beginning that Kane was going to win it, and that point was hammered home when guys like Carlito were getting pitched out at the beginning. I mean, come on, did anyone honestly believe that Antonio was going to be on the World Title ballot?Shoulda came down to Edge and Kane IMO

loopydate
10-18-2005, 10:13 PM
Absolutely. That would have made a lot more sense. Maybe have Kane, Edge, Carlito, and Masters, with Kane playing the monster hero face, eliminating the three heels after they triple-team him. Kane vs. Masters and the Heart Throbs doesn't exactly leave me at the edge of my seat.

Nervous Ferret
10-18-2005, 10:24 PM
Edge wasn't even in the match :wtf:

McLegend
10-18-2005, 10:27 PM
Yeah he was

Favre4Ever
10-18-2005, 10:40 PM
Heel Cena and heel Michaels collaborating would be the bomb.

And I rarely see a Cena match at a paperview that i'm really, really dissapointed with. It could be worse.

Nervous Ferret
10-18-2005, 10:41 PM
no he wasn't legend

Nervous Ferret
10-18-2005, 10:42 PM
nvermind. you're right

Savio
10-18-2005, 10:47 PM
no he wasn't legendoops I found him
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1274052/28.jpg

loopydate
10-18-2005, 10:51 PM
He was easy to miss. For some reason, WWE thought it was a brilliant idea to eliminate the two strongest heels in the first couple of minutes.

Shadow
10-18-2005, 10:56 PM
Someone point him out to me!

McLegend
10-18-2005, 10:57 PM
Yeah Paul you posted a terrible picture

loopydate
10-18-2005, 10:59 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1274052/28.jpg

He's punching Shelton against the far ropes. His right elbow is just to the left of the cardboard "Anthony" sign.

McLegend
10-18-2005, 11:00 PM
Still a terrible picture

redoneja
10-18-2005, 11:01 PM
its amazing how a couple weeks can change how good a show is.

Nervous Ferret
10-18-2005, 11:12 PM
yeah I just remember not seeing Lita

Stickman
10-19-2005, 01:03 AM
I agree with that being one of the worst booked main events ever. I was actually into Raw then the battle royal started. I see jobbers and the big red jobber Kane. Riveting excitment. The funny thing is, that main event was pointless because I'd be surprised if Kane gets the votes on Taboo Tuesday. either HBK or Big Show will get the vote.

Nark Order
10-19-2005, 01:36 AM
On a side note: I was at the event on Monday. Snitsky is indeed a disgusting sight. He has horrible acne all over his back.

Savio
10-19-2005, 08:54 PM
Yeah Paul you posted a terrible pictureyour mother

RK0
10-20-2005, 02:34 AM
On a side note: I was at the event on Monday. Snitsky is indeed a disgusting sight. He has horrible acne all over his back.

Backne?

hb2k
10-20-2005, 11:12 AM
No way - Cena was asked about Kane, so that conversation, when taken out of context, sounds like a spoiler, but he was asked in reference to Kane, and Coach was taking the conversation and focus back to the match by saying that he hadn't won anything yet. Go back and listen to it.

mrslackalack
10-20-2005, 01:35 PM
As punishment, Vince will have Cena drop the title to HHH.

McLegend
10-20-2005, 01:38 PM
your mother
O snap

CharismaInjection
10-20-2005, 01:38 PM
Cena said it like Kane was certain to win, which gave it away.

If he had said:

CENA: Big Show, largest athlete in the world, and MAYBE Kane.

But he just said Kane, and you just knew Cena knew who was going to win.

mrslackalack
10-20-2005, 01:47 PM
I remember when they said Edge had been eliminated. I thought if Kane didnt win Edge would have won.

Kane Knight
10-20-2005, 01:52 PM
oops I found him
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1274052/28.jpg

Holy Where's Waldo, Batman!

Kane Knight
10-20-2005, 01:54 PM
He was easy to miss. For some reason, WWE thought it was a brilliant idea to eliminate the two strongest heels in the first couple of minutes.

for some reason, they thought it was a brilliant idea to have a five minute jobber royale.

Monkey101
10-23-2005, 02:04 AM
You can't see me, my time is now.