Smackdown Captions 10/21/05

[JH]

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[JH]

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For some strange reason Bobby Lashley has a weird obsession with picking other peoples noses

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Bob: I love the glass ceiling

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Bob: Damn glass ceiling

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Introducing WWE line dancing.....And swing your partner round and round

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I dont know why the ++++ is Orton on your tv.....If you dont like him turn the damn thing off

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Batista Version 2.0

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Well we know who JBL is dressing up as for Halloween....Lex Luger

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Chris: Dammit Sharmell wrong time to cop a feel

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Sharmell was just propositioned by Sylvan

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Edge: (To Himself) You can make the jump dont worry Lita's botchism is not contagious

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If you ate 10 double chesseburgers you'd have to puke just like Lashley

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Introducing WWE daycare

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Mini Dude: Hold me i'm scared
Teddy: Now listen playa this aint my job to babysit

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Boogeyman: You know Teddy i was hiding in your closet the other night and i must say your wife has a nice ass

[FourFifty]

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<b>Booker T:</b> Oh baby, I just hit a sign on my way here, and I’ve been drinking, what should I do?
<b>Sharmell:</b> Lemme get that bottle of champagne from the trunk, not the glove box, and have a swing of it.
<b>Booker T:</b> I don’t need to celebrate that! What do I do before the cops get here?
<b>Sharmell:</b> Have some of the champagne! Half the bottle will be gone and say you drank while you were waiting and got drunk. That way they can only get you for an open container.
<b>Booker T:</b> …where did I see this?

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Benoit points out that Sharmell’s breasts are around as fake as Goldberg’s WCW pop.

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Judo CHOP!

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<b>Randy:</b> *gack! Choke! Cough!* Sweet baby Jesus, close your legs and wipe next time!

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<b>Ref:</b> :wtf: Mr. Kennedy? This is the main event, what are you doing out here?
<b>Kennedy:</b> …Kennedy

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<b>Holly:</b> Okay, I know it was a bad movie, but “Doom” didn’t make me sick to my stomach.
<b>Animal:</b> Yeah, but I saw “Waiting” right before that.
<b>Heidenrich:</b> I’d like to see “North Country” while it’s still out.
<b>Rey:</b> …Fag

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<b>Ref:</b> Here we see the Jobber in its native habitat, my isn’t he gorgeous! Crikey, here comes its natural predator, the Fad! Danegah, danegah, danegah!

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What do the dude in the Deadman Inc shirt and the girl in the middle have in common?
They were both checking out Hardcore Holly’s package.

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<b>Cole:</b> GORE! GORE! GORE!
<b>Tazz:</b> Why did you say that?
<b>Cole:</b> Because I’m jealous that The Coach is more over than I am :(

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This week in “Playtime on SmackDown” Hardcore Holly and someone you don’t care about make believe they’re cops and robbers!
<b>Holly:</b> Bang, you’re dead!

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In a jealous rage JBL lets go of Rey… Let the X-Pac talent vacuum begin!

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<b>Dude in the deadman inc shirt:</b> He’s purty… :droll:

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<b>JR:</b> BAHGAWD STUNNER!!!
<b>Tazz:</b> What are you doing here?
<b>JR:</b> Bahgawd Stunner.
<b>Cole:</b> Bahgawd Stunner!
<b>Tazz:</b> In English, please?
<b>JR:</b> *ahem* Bah-ga-wd st-un-ner… Bahgawd!

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It’s pretty bad when you’re match is VS the ref with Matt Hardy as the guest referee.

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<b>Matt:</b> And this one goes out to all my fans who didn’t think it was a work! Billy, Mike, Jimmy, and Mom!

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It’s always a good feeling to get started on your Christmas shopping early… now if only he could find another Mexican for his other poker buddy…

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Real men ask for directions! Why if it weren’t for Timmy the Titan Tron our buddy Chris wouldn’t have found Booker T.

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A few moments ago she warned him… If he said “…Kennedy” one more time…

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And somewhere in TNA Billy Gunn is crying over his lost move…
And somewhere on Raw Lita thinks Booker T just did a kick ass axe kick.

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HE’S A HOMO!

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Much to the distress of the Rabid Wolverine someone has found Rhyno’s stash of glue.

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<b>Jessica Alba:</b> I taught her everything she knows about acting!

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And here we watch a wrestler get attacked by a random racecar driving fan… Lord knows he can’t wrestle.

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<b>Syl:</b> Brains… le brains….

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That’s the last time Rey reminded Edge that Alter Bridge is just Creed v2.0.

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You’d be leaving too if you heard the writers were backstage looking to “redefine” your gimmick.

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Another person who saw “Doom”

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<b>Scott Steiner:</b> …sonofa bitch…

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<b>Rico:</b> My God, I love that color on him, and the hair… wait a second… he’s gay…sonofa bitch…

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<b>Vince McGod:</b> BWA HA HA HA! I’d like to see the Cruiser Weights get decent air time now! Somebody get me a victory twinkie!

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<b>Max Mini:</b> I just crapped myself…
<b>Teddy:</b> Me too, playa… me too…

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And yet Charlie Hass still doesn’t have a job! [/dated material]

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Wow, Spike Dudley really let himself go!

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<b>Batista:</b> …Trips fuckin’ owes me… being stopped by a mid carder and an old guy… he’s fletching tonight…

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Three more victims of “Random Warrior Promos”

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<b>Masters:</b> Note to self, do not take directions from Lita, or let her teach you how to do a sleeper…

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We all know Holly is a stiff worker, but the finger poke of doom… damn!

[Destor]

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In protest of Benoit dropping the title, referee Charles Robinson ate his own arm.

[Destor]

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Hardcore Holly and Sylvan engaged in the first ever hold you're breath match. Sadly Sylvan did not know it was a work. He was 24.

[Hired Hitman]

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Benoit: Wow, you guys didnt have to do this!
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Hardcore Holly: Uh... yeah you are alright, I got to go.

[Skippord]

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Worst Magician Ever

[Monkey101]

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(Pretending that is J.R instead of Bob Orton in the ring.) *after someone in the crowd dropped a glass beer bottle*

J.R: BAH THE GAWD THE STUNNER!!! STUNNER!!! STUNNER!!!!! STONE COLD!!! BAH GAWD IT'S STONE COLD!!!!!! WOOP HIM LIKE THE BACKSTAGE POLITIC GOUVNMENT MULE THAT HE IS BAH GAWD!!!!!!!!!

*Mr. Kennedy hangs his head in dissapointment.*

Kennedy: Ohh, god. I thought we got rid of you.


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Sharmell: Yay!! Baby!!! you did!!

Booker: Bitch, get that bottle of my face. How many times do I have to tell you? You've got a drinking problem....you need help.

Sharmell: Baby, you are right. As soon as we go off the air I promise I'll get help. No more drinking for Sharmell. Oh uhh....by the way i kind of crashed the car on my way to the arena before.

Booker: *Sigh* Thats not the only thing you crashed *cough my reputation cough*

Sharmell: Huh? What was that?

Booker: Oh uh, nothing sweetheart.

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Staff crew: Wow, thats a nice blade job there, Sylvin, well done.

(Holly with a knife sticking out of his lower ring attire)

Holly: Yes.....blade job.....keep thinking that. *Creepy laugh*

[BlackDawn2024]

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Boogeyman: At last we will reveal ourselves to the marks. At last, we will have revenge.[/Darth Maul]

[Destor]

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Two midgets in front: WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!
Midget #1: Form of WATER!
Midget #2: Form of TALENT!