Official Raw thread(10/24): Smackdown invasion?

[The Answer]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/1456842

The Taboo Tuesday voting begins in conjunction with RAW this week, and anything can happen in accordance with the fans’ whims. Who will join John Cena and Kurt Angle in the Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship? What stipulations will RAW’s Superstars be forced into? Be sure to tune into RAW for details of all Taboo Tuesday’s fan-driven, interactive matches.

Either Kane, Shawn Michaels or Big Show will be voted into the WWE Championship Match at Taboo Tuesday. All three will be on display Monday in a huge Triple Threat Match, providing the perfect forum for WWE's fans to judge who is worthly of being voted in.

Also, WWE Champion John Cena will battle Kurt Angle with Mick Foley as the special guest referee.

Last week, Edge lost his Taboo Tuesday main-event opportunity after being distracted by JBL’s music. “Mr. Money in the Bank” then told RAW General Manger Eric Bischoff that he’d have to watch SmackDown to find out how he'd answer. What will Edge do and say on RAW following his threatened SmackDown presence? And Triple H is sure to respond after being chased off by a bloody, rabid Ric Flair last week.

Tune in to Monday Night RAW (9/8 CT; USA Network) for all this and much more.

[Shadow]

This show is gonna be great!

Wake me when it's over.

[The Greater Power]

Tonight, on RAW:

http://img448.imageshack.us/img448/6535/untitled4nz.jpg

[Nervous Ferret]

not going to be here, Jets game ssssssssssssssss

[Nervous Ferret]

Also it is going to suck probably

[Ninti the Mad]

They better have a good invasion angle.

[Pinnacle Charisma]

I’m going to get in first.

I have heard that the rock will be making an appearance on the show tonight.

[Disturbed316]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAW! YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Disturbed316]

King seems to be taking over in the Tuesday build up so far.

[Jaton]

They better have a good invasion angle.


Yeah, because we know they're great at invasions.

[Disturbed316]

Kane's got some nasty cuts on his chest.

Voting starts in one hour.

[Loose Cannon]

Kane will win this match and then beat Cena for the Title later on. It will be great. Nobody will see it coming.

[Ninti the Mad]

LOL @ Michaels overselling Big Show

[Shadow]

I don't care who you are...that chop to the chest HURTS!

[Disturbed316]

Check out the rack on the brunette in the purple shirt at ringside :naughty:

[Shadow]

HEY! Big Show used an illegal weapon!

[Loose Cannon]

I will check this rack out

[Dave Youell]

I can't fecking sleep, so making his live debut on the raw thread

Dave Youell































YOUELL!

[The Naitch]

Rock on the show? yeah right

[Shadow]

And nobody cares about you.



You.

[Shadow]

......................what the fuck? HBK didn't put any type of energy in that chop. His age must be catching up to him.

[Ninti the Mad]

OMG MICHAELS IS THE MAN

Bounced off the Big Show. ROFL

[Dave Youell]

And nobody cares about you.



You.
Yes they do



Do

Anyway, i'm the crowd! See!

[Dave Youell]

LOL worst back suplex ever

[Thriller]

Check out the rack on the brunette in the purple shirt at ringside :naughty:
they almost look as big as the big shows

[Shadow]

Wow...there is just no energy in this match.

[Dave Youell]

Lemme just check my maths

Kane + Show = Heavier than Brock and Show

The Ring doesnt collaspe with a superplex

Raw has the superior ring, therefore a better product

[LK]

*Prays for some kind of appearance from http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a338/Billcasey247/misterkennedy.gif*

[Ninti the Mad]

no energy???

This match is great. Michaels overselling everything because of his size and Big Show being a big ass brute is awesome.

[Shadow]

Lemme just check my maths

Kane + Show = Heavier than Brock and Show

The Ring doesnt collaspe

Raw has the superior ring, therefore a better product

LOL.

[ThruTheWire]

lol @ sweet chin music botch

[Disturbed316]

LOL BOTCHED

[Dave Youell]

That was a sick chair shot

The rest of the match was gash

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL, okay. I was about to ask if I was the only one that saw that horrible SCM or not.

[Shadow]

So it took a chair shot then SMC to take down the Big Show.

What a hoss.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I hope by some miracle Angle goes over Cena tonight.

[Dave Youell]

LOL, okay. I was about to ask if I was the only one that saw that horrible SCM or not.
Evidently the camera crew didn't as they decided not to reply it

[Shadow]

LOL!

He's got the title in the car!

[Dave Youell]

We interupt raw for this huge news

John Cena sits in car!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I feel disgusted that USA keeps advertising The Hulk movie, it being as horrible as it was.

[Corkscrewed]

Wait, is Taboo Tuesday tomorrow? Or next week?


That opening match was really sloppy. Total botch on the superkick to Kane. :lol:

[Disturbed316]

Anyone else on Ulimited at the moment?

HBK gave a shitty promo about how we, the fans, have the control, then Big Show comes up and gives him a big manly hug. Awwww.

[Savio]

lol @ sweet chin music botchbut in a sence it worked since kane didn't get pinned.

[Shadow]

What else are they gonna advritise? Law and Order reruns?

[Corkscrewed]

Nvm, it's next week.

[Disturbed316]

November 1st.

[Loose Cannon]

How do you guys see yourself in a different light then the WWE

AJ: Well, I'll tell you what it is, our ring has 6 Sides!!!

:lol:

[UmbrellaCorporation]

What else are they gonna advritise? Law and Order reruns?

Good point, and well made. :p

[Dave Youell]

Just die Jerry

[Shadow]

Lordy...that opening match had zero energy in it.

And it was short. At least with TNA you've got some decent type matches for the hour Impact is on.

[Disturbed316]

Verbal Debate
Arm Wrestling
Street Fight

Those are the choices for Austin vs Coach :|

[Dave Youell]

Everyone vote for the verbal debate!

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO wtf choices are these?? That's basically setting up the third.

We should vote for Verbal Debate. :D

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Just die Jerry

Oh God, I watch Memphis Wrestling here every week, and since Lawler's still considered main event there, he gets crammed down your throat constantly. The storylines are less far fetched though. One of the most recent ones involved Lawler trashing or stealing (I forget which) some black guy's car.

[Dave Youell]

Go coach it's your birthday!

[Shadow]

LMAO wtf choices are these?? That's basically setting up the third.

We should vote for Verbal Debate. :D

Just to see what the WWE does?

[Dave Youell]

Oh god, they have done a kojack remake?

And ITV have a new channel?

Dear god why!

[Shadow]

Oh god, they have done a kojack remake?

And ITV have a new channel?

Dear god why!

To fuck with you.

[Dave Youell]

Austin is coming out! Totally didn't see that coming

[Corkscrewed]

So if he was in his truck, how'd he know Coach was calling him out?

[Dave Youell]

:foc: To fuck with you.:foc:

[Corkscrewed]

:o He got me.

[Shadow]

....I want to pour beer down her shirt.

Is that wrong of me?

[Dave Youell]

SWERVE!

BOOBS!

RATINGS!

[Corkscrewed]

Wow, I like that outfit Steph's got on. :drool:

[Disturbed316]

Steph needs a new boob job, her cleavage is waaaaaaaaaaaay to wide.

[BigDaddyCool]

holy ass, steph has some huge ass fake knockers.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Wow, I'd like to stick my face inbetween those.


If she doesn't talk, she's the hottest person ever.

[Loose Cannon]

Steph is packing

[Corkscrewed]

*channeling mental thoughts for Steph to pull a Jackie Gayda...*

[UmbrellaCorporation]

FUCK!


...She just had to speak. :nono:

[BigDaddyCool]

wow, is that like 10 boob posts in a row?

[Dave Youell]

Steph needs a new boob job, her cleavage is waaaaaaaaaaaay to wide.
Agreed

Vote on Taboo Tuesday

What should Stephs new cup size be?

A: DD
B: EE
C: FF

[Shadow]

Glass Shatters right then and there and Austin comes down and stuns them both.

Or we get soem nice boob shots from Steph.

[Corkscrewed]

haha, finally someone addresses the "WHAT?" chants

[Disturbed316]

LOL at Steph complaining the fans use the same chants. WHAT ABOUT KANE/ORTON BURNING TAKER IN A CASKET, HUH?

[BigDaddyCool]

hooray, JR's colon is cut up...but damn those are some huge knockers.

[Corkscrewed]

Disturbed needs to <s>stun</s> <s>strip</s> stun Writer's Block. :shifty:

Whatever.

[Disturbed316]

FOLEY! :love:

[The Greater Power]

ooh, another surprise by Vince.

[Corkscrewed]

FOLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :love: :love:

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I agree. She's got some Tig Ol' Bitties.

[BigDaddyCool]

mick, mention boobs!!!!

[Shadow]

She needs a new Boob Job btw. Her current one is drooping.

[Disturbed316]

Disturbed needs to <s>stun</s> <s>strip</s> stun Writer's Block. :shifty:

Whatever.

http://img446.imageshack.us/img446/636/usawhatever7hn.jpg

[Disturbed316]

LOL colon jokes now

[Dave Youell]

FOLEY! :love:

[UmbrellaCorporation]

...Did we establish that Stephanie has a big load of sweater meat?

[Disturbed316]

Yeah, and she needs to get them fixed.

[Shadow]

...this segment just went up.

And only because of Foley. I love that crazy retard! Where's Jeff when I need him?

[Dave Youell]

...Did we establish that Stephanie has a big load of sweater meat?
Lemme check

Yes, yes we did

[UmbrellaCorporation]

CARLITO! :heart:

[Disturbed316]

CARLITO! :love:

[Corkscrewed]

I hope this is going somewhere... RAW's gonna end up having three matches again.

[Shadow]

Who didn't see the low blow coming?

[Dave Youell]

Dam those punches looked stiff

[Disturbed316]

OMG THE ROCK!

[BigDaddyCool]

damn Mick is fat.

[Corkscrewed]

HEENAN: SHOT TO THE UTERUS!

[FearedSanctity]

OMG THE ROCK!

ASSHOLE

Made me switch off then Falcons/Jets game :mad:

[UmbrellaCorporation]

w00t, Triple H tonight. :love:

[The Greater Power]

HHH vs. Viscera lmao

[Corkscrewed]

lmao, that's gonna be an entertaining match in spite of itself.

[Shadow]

.....Someone kill me...now. Because I'm scared. Really scared.

[Ninti the Mad]

lol HHH vs Viscera

Ric Flair is going to interfere.

[Dave Youell]

WHAT THE HELL


HHH/Vis

WHAT?

Right i'm off, gonna watch the rest of this in Bed, if trips is on i might get some shut eye, wasn't expecting him on this early

[Ninti the Mad]

I give the match 3 minutes before Flair comes out.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I wonder how much longer it'll be until we see commercials for SvR 2K6.

[Disturbed316]

They already show the SvR2K6 adds over here.

[Shadow]

We've lost Youell...who else shall we lose?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

They already show the SvR2K6 adds over here.


Seriously? Just tell me it does the game justice thus far.

[Disturbed316]

Look at the sexual tension in the ring between Lillian and Viscera.

[Disturbed316]

Seriously? Just tell me it does the game justice thus far.

They mainly just show some entrances at every add break.

[Ninti the Mad]

lol okay

0 minutes

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL @ the Barrel Roll by Flair

[Shadow]

....Ok, this was unexpected...if I was in TNA.

[Disturbed316]

lol that fan got pushed over by HHH

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I love it how two referees can hold Triple H back, yet it takes 4 - 5 people to keep Flair off of him.

[Shadow]

So...how many matches have we had tonight?

[ThruTheWire]

where the hell did viscera go

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Well, expect to see that shoe on Ebay soon.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Haven't we just had one match so far?

The Triple Threat?

[Shadow]

Seriouslly...we've had 1 match tonight. In TNA...we'd be at match number 3 or 4.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

JBL! :love:

[Disturbed316]

lol @ the crowd reaction for JBL.

Didn't know whether to cheer or boo.

[Ninti the Mad]

Stop mentioning TNA. It's not god. It's mediocre at best.

[Loose Cannon]

OUR RING HAS 6 SIDES

[Shadow]

Stop mentioning TNA. It's not god. It's mediocre at best.

Better than the WWE that's for sure.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Dammit.


I adore Edge, always have, but putting Masters with him is going to make this match shitty for me, regardless of whoever the opponents are.

[The Greater Power]

Who is supposed to be the face in this JBL/Edge thing.

[Loose Cannon]

WHERE'S HARDY?

[Disturbed316]

TNA is a pile of wank.

[Disturbed316]

Numero Uno

[Ninti the Mad]

OMG DID YOU SAY 6 SIDES

[Linkbowler]

Bobcore for Smackdown opponents!

[Joey Slugs]

GOD THIS SUCKS

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Anyone who doesn't vote Christian in this match is a racist.

[Loose Cannon]

lol Masters is the gayest ever on the mic

[Disturbed316]

My god, what the hell is wrong with everyone. Absolutly no reaction for Christian :mad:

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol Masters is the gayest ever on the mic


Agreed like all fucking hell. :y:

[Destor]

I'm liking this segment between Masters, Edge, and Lita. :$

[Loose Cannon]

Masters is like a comedian doing a impersonation of a bad comedian

[Ninti the Mad]

suckdown

lol

[Shadow]

Masters better hope he doesn't encounter Holly. He will kill him.

[Joey Slugs]

"Good Ol' Buddies"?

are we supposed to forget that they were brothers?

fuck... i forgot.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL.. JBL - 1, Masters - 0. :D

[Jaton]

Fans..cheering..JBL..? Does..not..compute..

[Disturbed316]

Monkey boy

[Ninti the Mad]

street fight

I would be super happy if it wasnt Masters. :{

[The Answer]

JBL a face?

[Batsu]

LMFAO @ JBL!!!

[owenbrown]

the Crapsterpiece is about to get jumped by Smackdown!

[Shadow]

WHAT...619 ON LITA!

[Disturbed316]

Rey Rey :love:

[Batsu]

LOL @ REY MYSTERIO!!!!!!!!!

[Ninti the Mad]

DAMN

I was hoping Masters would get ganked by like 10 guys.

[The Greater Power]

I'm gonna pick 2 of the 3

Christian
Rey
JBL

[The Naitch]

that was great

[The Answer]

LOL TSN didn't censor the 619 to Lita. Their's a fine coming

[Linkbowler]

WHAT...610 ON LITA!


*Insert Botch Joke Here*

[UmbrellaCorporation]

WHAT...610 ON LITA!


Lita's botchiness is rubbing off on you. :D


By the way, Saw 2 looks fucking amazing.

[6to1]

looks like jbl is a tweaner now both face and heel lets see how he does.

[Shadow]

Fuck off...I screwed up.

[The Greater Power]

Whoa, you can only pick one of the guys for the tag match.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Fuck off...I screwed up.

Happens. ;)

[The Naitch]

lol it was worth the fine

[Shadow]

Ok...I want that damn DVD.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

If I was the Ultimate Warrior, I'd just kill myself now. Seriously.

[The Naitch]

lol Warrior DVD ad

[Shadow]

Nickie James is from Va?

STALKING NOW!

[Loose Cannon]

BAHABA BAHAHA AFJHFJAB BDJD JD DAGSGSHS LAWNMOWERS

LOL

[The Naitch]

Mickey James is hottttt

[Destor]

Divas Match :y:

[UmbrellaCorporation]

For the next six or seven minutes, people will be pissing like crazy. Better to do it here than the commercials.


...and Victoria has some horribly homoerotic music.

[BigDaddyCool]

holy ass, Victoria is the hottest wrestling chick ever

[Disturbed316]

Voting has started. I voted for:

- Big Show
- Steel Cage
- Verbal Debate
- DUDE LOVE
- Rey Mysterio
- Hacksaw Jim Duggan
- Lingerie

[Disturbed316]

That Mickie chick is pretty hottttt.

[Shadow]

Oh Yummy....

Someone better tell Torrie she forgot to get dressed.

[Disturbed316]

OMG what an ass shot :naughty:

[Disturbed316]

HOLY SHIT!

A flying head scissors!

:eek:

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I voted:

Kane
Cage
Verbal Debate
Dude Love
Christian
Kamala
Cheerleader

[owenbrown]

holy ass, Victoria is the hottest wrestling chick ever

Shes even hotter LIVE in person than on TV :love: :drool:

[Shadow]

That was a long ass ass shot.

[Loose Cannon]

Man, I really like this feud with the women. Torri and Candice work so well together as heels.

[Linkbowler]

My votes:

Show
Submissions
Debate
Dude
Bobcore
Duggan
Lingerie

[Ninti the Mad]

Damn... I coulda swore you could see Mickie's cameltoe so to speak.

Either that or her panties had a vetical line

[Astley316]

my votes

- hbk
- Steel Cage
- Verbal Debate
- DUDE LOVE
- christian
- Hacksaw Jim Duggan
- cheerleader

[Disturbed316]

Yeah, I thought I noticed that too.

[The Greater Power]

Kane
Cage (almost submission though)
Streetfight
Dude Love
Christian
Duggan
Lingerie

Someone should tally all this up to see how TPWW's voting compares to what actually happened.

Ah, n/m

[Disturbed316]

NOOOOOOO!

Dude Love got hardly any reaction :'(

[UmbrellaCorporation]

NOOOOOOO!

Dude Love got hardly any reaction :'(

I know. :(

[ThruTheWire]

I want to see old school mankind.

[The Naitch]

Voted for

Kane
Steel Cage
Verbal Debate
Dude Love
Rey Rey
Supafly
Cheerleader

[Shadow]

As do I TTW.

[The Greater Power]

We need Shane.

[Disturbed316]

I smell more colon jokes here.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Wow, they're really riding this colon thing all the way to the bank. :wtf:

[Shadow]

.....Ok, shut the hell up Crowd. You all suck.

And enough with the colon jokes!

[Ninti the Mad]

Kane
Cage
Verbal
Mankind
Matt Hardy
Kamala LOL
Cheerleader

[The Greater Power]

lol @ this

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Oh God, if this is anything like when that doctor pulled all of that stuff out of Triple H's ass that time, this is going to be ROFL.

[Disturbed316]

Dr Heiney

[Shadow]

Someone shoot me now. They're gonna totally joke on this.

Didn't they do this sometime before?

[Joey Slugs]

My Vote:

HBK
Cage
Debate :lol:
Dude :love:
Hardcore
Duggan
Leather & Lace

[Ninti the Mad]

LOL @ Theme music in ass

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL to the Sooner theme.

[Destor]

LOL at this colon segment

[ThruTheWire]

ahahahaha

[Disturbed316]

lol BBQ SAUCE!

[Ninti the Mad]

BBQ SAUCE

[ThruTheWire]

BBQSauce lol ha

[UmbrellaCorporation]

ROFL


The sound effects make it ten times worse.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

<Madden>FOOTBALL!</Madden>

[Ninti the Mad]

LOL @ sound clips of JR

[Shadow]

Oh lordy...this wasn't funny the first time, it's not funny now.

[ThruTheWire]

lol this segment is gold.

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PLUNGER

[Disturbed316]

lol wtf an owl?

[The Answer]

:wtf: at this segment

[ThruTheWire]

the hand!

[Destor]

A HAND!

[Ninti the Mad]

MAE YOUNGS OTHER HAND LOL

[Disturbed316]

Oh shit, Mae Youngs other hand :'(

[FearedSanctity]

LMAO @ hand

[Shadow]

AHAHAH! The hand hath returned!

[Linkbowler]

HAND!!!!!11!!!111one!

[Loose Cannon]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ JR's commentary

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

[Batsu]

LMFAO!!!! This is like listening to a Smackdown versus Raw match. This is awful....but not as funny as the HHH colon video with Dr. Hurricane.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

A Goldfish and Mae Young's hand!


*NOSTALGIA*

[McLegend]

ROFL the Hand

[Jaton]

Another hand...

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, here we go with the theme again

[Disturbed316]

That nurse is such a crack whore.

[The Answer]

Boomer Sooner!!!

[Joey Slugs]

i'm so glad i'm not watching whatever the fuck you guys are.

MNF all the way. (taping RAW)

[ThruTheWire]

AHahahhaa

[Batsu]

WTF...LMAO

[UmbrellaCorporation]

STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD!

[Sepholio]

This is the funniest thing Ive ever seen. I call facemasking on Mae Youngs other hand on the Sooner helmet.

[Loose Cannon]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD

dying over here

[The Answer]

This segment is getting boring

[owenbrown]

uh that looks like Goldberg's head on Stone Cold's body..... :wtf:

and BTW...



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Batsu]

I KNEW IT

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Who could've saw the head in the ass joke coming?

[Shadow]

Oh my lord...they're really...

Well at least they got his head out of his ass. Thank god for that.

[Ninti the Mad]

LOLLLLLLLL

[Batsu]

Ah, CRAP. They had to go and ruin that with that nonsense.

[Linkbowler]

I am officially entertained.

[Disturbed316]

Right, they rehashed the burning of the casket and now they have rehashed the stuff-in-his-ass segment. What do you think we will see reused next week?

[Batsu]

"STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD"...that was the most hilarious part of that bit.

well, that and the other JR sound bites. They sound like they came off WWE SmackDown! Shut Your Mouth and SmackDown! Vs. Raw.