Loose Cannon Books you in His TPWW Federation

[Loose Cannon]

Literally thought of this like 30 seconds ago. haha I will pretend I am booking a Fed for the TPWW Wrestling Forum. And I will book everyone who signs up here in the Fed. Like I will tell you who my champs would be, my main eventers, mid carders, hardcore guys, stables, tag teams etc...... And I will give everyone a gimmick and such.

EDIT: Fuck, yea, gonna have to wait for everyone to sign up so I can make teams and shit.

EDIT: Quit editing so god damned much. :kiss:

EDIT Again :) : I will be writing a little show for all this too.

[V]

sure

while ur at it, finish the damn top 10 moments

[G-wrath]

Cool, I'm in.

[Optimus Bone 69]

me too

[thecc]

I'm in.

[Funky Fly]

Hello. I started this gangsta shit, and this the muthafuckin' thanks I get?

[redoneja]

Sure what the hell

[RP]

book me sexing Morcheeba.

[Gouda]

The Cheese is in.

[Vietnamese Crippler]

What the hell, I'm in :o

[Nervous Ferret]

I will play the role of a retarded perverted deprived man, who mostly jobs to The Naitch

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Sounds cool

[Volchok]

I'm in...

[Kane Knight]

Shalom

[Nark Order]

I'm in LC

[Danny Electric]

I'm in.

[Xerzes]

I like hammers. And Hammerman's talking shoes. And Hammer the talking rat.

[Splaya]

I'm in

[Nervous Ferret]

way 2 b original splaya

[Innovator]

sure why not

[Loose Cannon]

yo

[Shadow]

If I don't get in I'll neg rep you.

[Destor]

Evening. The first jobber, right here.

[Disturbed316]

Isn't this just c-fedding, but with the PA-ZAZ!

Either way, I'm in.

[Loose Cannon]

decided I will make a show out of it. Nothing long. Just something to spice things up a little.

[MVP]

You know where to put me

[Nervous Ferret]

MVP (http://tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=274)<SCRIPT type=text/javascript> vbmenu_register("postmenu_1067359", true); </SCRIPT>
Fed Killer

:(

[PullMyFinger]

PullMyFinger, the Afghan resident of TPWW, is in!

[Jonster]

Word.

[Ninti the Mad]

sounds interesting

sign me up

[Savio]

Cool, I'm in.

[The One]

I'm in only because I am interested in where you might be going with this...

[sadio8]

I'm in!

[Boondock Saint]

Word.

[Sepholio]

This should be entertaining. Gimmick me up.

[Bad Company]

Right here, Brother

[The Naitch]

you know damn well I'm in

[McLegend]

Guess I'm in even though you will never finish it.

[Nervous Ferret]

PCO is open

[Nervous Ferret]

sike :(

[Nervous Ferret]

LC make the shows like when Naitch was booking TNA

[James Steele]

James Steele is in this shit.

[Jaton]

I want in.

[The Answer]

Im in

[Hired Hitman]

Hired Hitman, APA style :cool:

[loopydate]

If there isn't a NBT stable, I will be sorely disappointed.

Or, if there's no NBT stable, if the NBT members do not form an nWoesque stranglehold on the main event, feuding with each other in ever-shifting allegiances, I will be sorely disappointed.

[Londoner]

Good idea, I think. I'm in.

[JH]

i'm in

[Ben Rodrigues]

I'm in

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm in.

[Nervous Ferret]

Benny the Jett

[KingofOldSchool]

I'll end up a jobber. :-(

[loopydate]

Yeah, but you'll have bitchin' theme music!

[owenbrown]

count me in:y:

[James Steele]

I'LL SHOW YOU! YOU'LL SEE!!

[Kapoutman]

I'm in. Get me a "New Quebecers" gimmick.

[The Naitch]

I wanna be a manager

[BigDaddyCool]

k, I call champion, and creative control.

[Destor]

I want to be King of the Jobbers!

[SuperSlim]

I'm in.

[Jaton]

k, I call champion, and creative control.


I'll battle you in politics for it.

[loopydate]

Did you not see the thing about NBT? Seriously, if anyone's getting creative control it's LC, me...hey, if you guys don't know the rest by now, you clearly haven't been paying attention.

[Sting Fan]

Aight so long as I dont have to do anything I am in.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I'm in.

[Goulet]

Goulet

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

I'm awesome.

[The Naitch]

lol I'd laugh if this ended up turning into another C-Fed

LCW'

Loose Cannon Wrasslin'

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Deal me in.

[Skippord]

the skippord wants in

[Joey Slugs]

add me.

[Dave Youell]

I'm in and you know i'm a main eventer right? Don't make me pull creative control on your ass

[The Fugitive]

:wave:

[Corkscrewed]

You are a disgrace to C-Fedding. :nono:

I'm in. :shifty:

[BlackDawn2024]

Count me in, only to see my career drop to mid-card hell.

[Pete]

count me in:wave:

[Astley316]

im in

[LK]

I'm in

[Gertner]

ah what the hell. i'm in

[PYRO-MANIAC]

^^ MY thoughts exactly.

Why not? :D

Im in too. As long as you dont make me some psychotic crack fiend! :lol:

[Linkbowler]

More Jobbers.

[TerranRich]

I'm in!

I'm guessing I'll be to Rick Steiner what this fed will be to WCW ca. 1999. :p

[Nervous Ferret]

*Nervous Ferret and Corkscrwed are seen chilling by the coffe machine. Possibly working out a master plan*

[The One]

Oh before I sign any contract I should let you know that I am getting feelers from others...in order to sign I am going to have to ask for somewhere in the 3 to 4 million a year range, with a certain level of creative control, and in my contract I think it's only fair that you write in at least one major title win within the first six months of my on screen role.

Oh...and in my private locker room (did I mention that) I am going to need 3 Diet Pepsis chilled to exactly 59 degrees...4 red M&Ms, 2 yellows ones, and 7 greens. A plasma TV. Wireless Internet. And if it's not too much trouble, 2 hookers...one blonde, one brunette. Thanks.

[BlackDawn2024]

Oh before I sign any contract I should let you know that I am getting feelers from others...in order to sign I am going to have to ask for somewhere in the 3 to 4 million a year range, with a certain level of creative control, and in my contract I think it's only fair that you write in at least one major title win within the first six months of my on screen role.

Oh...and in my private locker room (did I mention that) I am going to need 3 Diet Pepsis chilled to exactly 59 degrees...4 red M&Ms, 2 yellows ones, and 7 greens. A plasma TV. Wireless Internet. And if it's not too much trouble, 2 hookers...one blonde, one brunette. Thanks.

:lol:

[Psycho C]

Psycho C is in!

BTW, I usually like to portray the manipulative heel, and my finisher is the
C-Section, a falling reverse DDT.

[Nervous Ferret]

ROFL

[Loose Cannon]

lol. sure

[DaveWadding]

I'm in, I guess.

[PureHatred]

Yup...go.

[James Steele]

E-Fed_Style

Your Real Name:
Wrestler's Name:
Height:
Weight:
Entrance Music:
Appearance:
Entrance Moves:
Wrestling Style:
25 Favorite Moves:
Finisher:
Finisher Description:
Trademark Move:
Trademark Description:
Character Description:
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Sample RP (No less than 1000 words):

[Nervous Ferret]

NO

[Skippord]

Hows abut just naming and creating a finisher?

[Loose Cannon]

this is not an e-fed. This is my personal fun fed

[Skippord]

So its an FU fed

[Nowhere Man]

And that's exactly why NM is in.

[The Naitch]

F-Fed

[Loose Cannon]

So its an FU fed

no, you see "Fun Fed" is "FF", not FU. You're getting the hang of it though.

[Skippord]

I just took the first two letters of fun and used those

[Funky Fly]

The only FF around here is me. Check it.

[PYRO-MANIAC]

Oh before I sign any contract I should let you know that I am getting feelers from others...in order to sign I am going to have to ask for somewhere in the 3 to 4 million a year range, with a certain level of creative control, and in my contract I think it's only fair that you write in at least one major title win within the first six months of my on screen role.

Oh...and in my private locker room (did I mention that) I am going to need 3 Diet Pepsis chilled to exactly 59 degrees...4 red M&Ms, 2 yellows ones, and 7 greens. A plasma TV. Wireless Internet. And if it's not too much trouble, 2 hookers...one blonde, one brunette. Thanks.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :lol:

[PYRO-MANIAC]

:shifty:

Sorry lads i couldn't resist. :lol:

It just reminded me of Ric Flair -the Limousine riding, kid stealing, jet flying..

SON OF A GUN! :love:

[Destor]

LOL@Funky

[Lux]

I'll Take Part In This

[DarkAngel]

i'm in :heart:

[alvarado52]

You cant even call it a federation with the TPWW Rookie of the year, The Notorious MVP, the one, the only.....Alvarado FIIIIIIIIVE DEUCE!




......in other words, im in.

[Vastardikai]

I can be a JTTS.

My finisher shall be called "Meeting Hitchcock" or a Greco-Roman Cane Shot to the head.

[Savio]

*Pauls seen in the back round Hurricane_style*

[MVP]

You cant even call it a federation with the TPWW Rookie of the year, The Notorious MVP, the one, the only.....Alvarado FIIIIIIIIVE DEUCE!




......in other words, im in.

My lawyer didn't receive a call about the right to use the name "MVP", sir.

[Nervous Ferret]

oh, snap

[alvarado52]

My lawyer didn't receive a call about the right to use the name "MVP", sir.


*checks with his lawyer* they what? Trademark?.....ok....*whispers into his lawyers ear*

Mr. Pastulio (alvarado52's lawyer): Mr. Alvarado had no idea of the trademark of the letters 'M' 'V', or 'P', therefore he shall now refer to himself as the Notorious B.I.....wait.....hmmmm.......

*whispers to alvarado52*

alvarado52: SCREW YOU MVP! BEHOLD....THE DIGITAL NADS:
[][] <---- digital nads

[Nervous Ferret]

what the fuck

[ThruTheWire]

what the fuck

[TerranRich]

You cant even call it a federation with the TPWW Rookie of the year, The Notorious MVP, the one, the only.....Alvarado FIIIIIIIIVE DEUCE!




......in other words, im in.
You're right, we can't call it a fed with you. ;) Watch what you type :p

[alvarado52]

which is why im in, BITCH! Lol, sorry, i apologize for calling you a bitch.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I need a gimmick, let's see:

MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... NOJABBAAANOBOGROLL...














NOJABBANOBOGROLL

:nono: Nah, that doesn't fit. How about:

LET ME TELL YOU WHO THE HELL I AM. I AM NOJABBANOBOGROLL...

:nono:

THE NOJABBANOBOGROLL IS HURRRRRRRR!

:nono:

MR. MONEY IN THE BOG ROLL.

:nono:

WEEEEEELL, WELL IT'S THE BOG ROLL!

:yes:

[Nark Order]

I'ma kick all yos asses

[Skippord]

I'm gonna be a crusierweight(jobber)

[owenbrown]

I need a gimmick, let's see:

MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... NOJABBAAANOBOGROLL...














NOJABBANOBOGROLL

:nono: Nah, that doesn't fit. How about:

LET ME TELL YOU WHO THE HELL I AM. I AM NOJABBANOBOGROLL...

:nono:

THE NOJABBANOBOGROLL IS HURRRRRRRR!

:nono:

MR. MONEY IN THE BOG ROLL.

:nono:

WEEEEEELL, WELL IT'S THE BOG ROLL!

:yes:


:rofl:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I'll be in</font>

[Karlsberg]

I'm in

[Loose Cannon]

K, Fed Closed for new Entrants for first show

[Destor]

I bet I work the inaugural dark match.

[Destor]

And job.

[Skippord]

To me

[Destor]

To Hulkamania320 :'(

[Skippord]

Legdrop of Dooom

[alvarado52]

bet im the cocky heel ala Carlito, NOW DATS COOL! Unlike the rest of you folk you are the polar opposite of cool....UN-COOL! AW SNIZAP!

[Nervous Ferret]

no

[Skippord]

Ferret should be the Boogyman

[PYRO-MANIAC]

Ferret should be the Boogyman

He should be because he's always trying to fucking creep me out with Pm's and weird comments. :lol:

I love it though. He tells me to shut up every chance he gets but he worships the ground i walk on really. :p

Ferret is the Boogeyman of TPWW. Creepy, funny but above all else he is fucking NUTS.

LC you have to book Ferret as some creepy guy who jumps people in the dark. The creepier he is the better. :y:

[PYRO-MANIAC]

*checks with his lawyer* they what? Trademark?.....ok....*whispers into his lawyers ear*

Mr. Pastulio (alvarado52's lawyer): Mr. Alvarado had no idea of the trademark of the letters 'M' 'V', or 'P', therefore he shall now refer to himself as the Notorious B.I.....wait.....hmmmm.......

*whispers to alvarado52*

alvarado52: SCREW YOU MVP! BEHOLD....THE DIGITAL NADS:
[][] <---- digital nads

The words screw loose spring to mind.. :wtf:

[The One]

OK, now that it is officially closed, I am taking bets as to Loose Cannon actually finishing something like this! :D

Lot's of love Loosey, but as of right now bets are going at a quarter to penny that we never hear of this again.

[Nervous Ferret]

Or how about a gay retard. I think I could play that well

[Nervous Ferret]

yeah its been like 2 years for the greatest moment in wrestlimng thing, hes on #30 out of 51. :|

[Loose Cannon]

I did like 3 Columns in one month. That's more then anybody has been doing on this board except for that Duggy guy. I did that to hold everyone over for 2 months. I will continue that soon.

lol Ferret, you shouldn't talk. Couldn't even handle writing one show for a c-fed

[PYRO-MANIAC]

Or how about a gay retard. I think I could play that well

Perfect! :y:

A gay retard.. such genius

We could have a homophobe beat you up every week too, the ratings would be off the charts!

Nothing like a good ol' fashioned queer bashing! :love:



(and before you ask my name isn't warrior! :lol: )

[PYRO-MANIAC]

yeah its been like 2 years for the greatest moment in wrestlimng thing, hes on #30 out of 51. :|

:rofl:

Some people will be losing sleep because of that!

One day we'll get the rest.. one day.

[Nervous Ferret]

I could too! Jabba made me kill RCW so there wouldnt be any compettion :rant:

[Destor]

Wow LC, that show was awesome. I'm impressed you kept up with it all these months.

[Joey Slugs]

:wtf:

[Destor]

Yeah combining the lack of humor with the abuse of sarcasm may not have been the best choice.

[Skippord]

LC I still remember

[NoRoolz]

Wow Ferret, that dude really seems to like you (PYRO-MANIAC).

[CharismaInjection]

sounds cool, sign me up.

EDIT - Damn, too late.