Evil Vito
01-24-2004, 09:16 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Well, now that the card is confirmed, I'm re-doing the thread where you can fantasy book the entire PPV, because I'm bored.
First off, on Heat I would have them announce that Spike Dudley is too banged up from Raw to compete in the Rumble Match. If not, I'd just have Kane beat the crap out of him on Heat. Either way, the announcers speculate on what they are going to do with an open slot for the Raw side.
I'd have Austin announce that if any manager, stable member, or anyone not involved with the match come within 50 feet of the ring during the Royal Rumble Match, he will have to uphold the law and beat the crap out of said manager/stable member/interferer.
<b>Heat Match: Lance Storm and Val Venis vs. Mark Jindrak and Garrison Cade</b>
Match is basically your typical Heat match, no real purpose for it. Storm/Venis win when Storm makes Cade submit to the Maple Leaf.
Right before Heat ends, they should show the drawing room with a bunch of random wrestlers (mostly jobbers like Dupree, Nunzio, Rico, etc.) lined up ready to draw a number.
<b>WWE Cruiserweight Title: Jamie Noble vs. Rey Mysterio (C)</b>
I'd have them do their usual stuff (why fix what's not broke?) for at least 10 minutes. The match should be great. Ending result comes when Noble throws Nidia into the ring, only for her to kick Noble square in the nuts, then she'll throw off her glasses and it'll be revealed that she's not blind, and she'll storm off. Rey will take advantage of Noble when he gets back up and deliver the 619/West Coast Pop combo to retain the Cruiserweight Title.
<b>WWE World Tag Team Titles - Tables Match: The Dudley Boyz vs. Ric Flair and Batista (C)</b>
Standard brawl-fest. D-Von gets put through a table first via Batista powerbomb. Flair is similarly eliminated by a Bubba Bomb. Shortly after, the Dudleyz hit the 3-D on Batista through a table to give them the tag titles for the 900th time.
Also, on a side note, if only one guy going through a table constitutes the end of the match, I'd have Flair go through the table via 3-D. Either way, match goes 10-15 minutes.
<b>Eddie Guerrero vs. Chavo Guerrero</b>
I'd just let these guys work and do whatever the hell they want for 15-20 minutes. Chavo Sr. should run out but Eddie should knock him out. In the end Eddie wins with the Frog Splash.
<b>WWE Championship: Hardcore Holly vs. Brock Lesnar (C)</b>
Blah, don't care enough to come up with anything. Brock retains after the F-5. Match will last 15-20 minutes, closer to 20 (keep in mind this is me being realistic).
<b>WWE World Heavyweight Championship - Last Man Standing Match: Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H (C)</b>
A more violent version of the standard HHH/HBK match. HHH wins after the Pedigree on an object (I'd have a chair, ladder, or table). Match goes at least 30 minutes, leading towards 40.
<b>2004 Royal Rumble Match</b>
I can't be bothered to do a write-up of the whole match, so I'll be brief:
Benoit wins, last eliminating Kane. Kane gets distracted by a video montage hyping the return of the Dead Man and Benoit dropkicks him out ala Maven.
Kane gets the most eliminations, with 7. Goldberg is one of the 7.
The Bushwhacker Luke award goes to the Cat, who dances his way all the way to the ring for half of the interval, then he's still dancing when he gets in, looking toward the crowd, and when he turns around he is promptly clotheslined out by John Cena.
The number 2 entry slot goes to Matt Morgan, leaving the announcers speculating on whether or not Heyman set it up to get Benoit out early.
The first elimination of the whole match is Rene Dupree, as he gets eliminated by Chris Benoit sometime after the 5th guy enters.
Oh, and the open Raw slot ends up being Mick Foley, he eliminates Orton and then eliminates himself, chasing Orton through the crowd with a 2x4.</font>
First off, on Heat I would have them announce that Spike Dudley is too banged up from Raw to compete in the Rumble Match. If not, I'd just have Kane beat the crap out of him on Heat. Either way, the announcers speculate on what they are going to do with an open slot for the Raw side.
I'd have Austin announce that if any manager, stable member, or anyone not involved with the match come within 50 feet of the ring during the Royal Rumble Match, he will have to uphold the law and beat the crap out of said manager/stable member/interferer.
<b>Heat Match: Lance Storm and Val Venis vs. Mark Jindrak and Garrison Cade</b>
Match is basically your typical Heat match, no real purpose for it. Storm/Venis win when Storm makes Cade submit to the Maple Leaf.
Right before Heat ends, they should show the drawing room with a bunch of random wrestlers (mostly jobbers like Dupree, Nunzio, Rico, etc.) lined up ready to draw a number.
<b>WWE Cruiserweight Title: Jamie Noble vs. Rey Mysterio (C)</b>
I'd have them do their usual stuff (why fix what's not broke?) for at least 10 minutes. The match should be great. Ending result comes when Noble throws Nidia into the ring, only for her to kick Noble square in the nuts, then she'll throw off her glasses and it'll be revealed that she's not blind, and she'll storm off. Rey will take advantage of Noble when he gets back up and deliver the 619/West Coast Pop combo to retain the Cruiserweight Title.
<b>WWE World Tag Team Titles - Tables Match: The Dudley Boyz vs. Ric Flair and Batista (C)</b>
Standard brawl-fest. D-Von gets put through a table first via Batista powerbomb. Flair is similarly eliminated by a Bubba Bomb. Shortly after, the Dudleyz hit the 3-D on Batista through a table to give them the tag titles for the 900th time.
Also, on a side note, if only one guy going through a table constitutes the end of the match, I'd have Flair go through the table via 3-D. Either way, match goes 10-15 minutes.
<b>Eddie Guerrero vs. Chavo Guerrero</b>
I'd just let these guys work and do whatever the hell they want for 15-20 minutes. Chavo Sr. should run out but Eddie should knock him out. In the end Eddie wins with the Frog Splash.
<b>WWE Championship: Hardcore Holly vs. Brock Lesnar (C)</b>
Blah, don't care enough to come up with anything. Brock retains after the F-5. Match will last 15-20 minutes, closer to 20 (keep in mind this is me being realistic).
<b>WWE World Heavyweight Championship - Last Man Standing Match: Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H (C)</b>
A more violent version of the standard HHH/HBK match. HHH wins after the Pedigree on an object (I'd have a chair, ladder, or table). Match goes at least 30 minutes, leading towards 40.
<b>2004 Royal Rumble Match</b>
I can't be bothered to do a write-up of the whole match, so I'll be brief:
Benoit wins, last eliminating Kane. Kane gets distracted by a video montage hyping the return of the Dead Man and Benoit dropkicks him out ala Maven.
Kane gets the most eliminations, with 7. Goldberg is one of the 7.
The Bushwhacker Luke award goes to the Cat, who dances his way all the way to the ring for half of the interval, then he's still dancing when he gets in, looking toward the crowd, and when he turns around he is promptly clotheslined out by John Cena.
The number 2 entry slot goes to Matt Morgan, leaving the announcers speculating on whether or not Heyman set it up to get Benoit out early.
The first elimination of the whole match is Rene Dupree, as he gets eliminated by Chris Benoit sometime after the 5th guy enters.
Oh, and the open Raw slot ends up being Mick Foley, he eliminates Orton and then eliminates himself, chasing Orton through the crowd with a 2x4.</font>