OFFICIAL MONDAY NIGHT RAW Thread 10/31/05

[Nervous Ferret]

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The Day Before Taboo Tuesday
October 31, 2005


When RAW (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/) ended last week, John Cena (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/) was grasping his ankle in excruciating pain. He had just “lost” a controversial decision to Kurt Angle (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/kurtangle/) with General Manger Eric Bischoff (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/ericbischoff/) inserting himself as referee. Just when it seemed things couldn’t get much worse, Bischoff announced in a WWE.com Unlimited exclusive that Cena would have to face Shawn Michaels (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/shawnmichaels/) on the next Monday Night RAW — regardless of his condition.
So, this week on RAW, HBK will get another crucial chance to make his Taboo Tuesday (http://www.wwe.com/shows/tabootuesday/) case before the voting public. “The Showstopper” won last week’s Triple Threat Match against Kane (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/kane/) and Big Show (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/bigshow/), the other two potential Taboo Tuesday main-eventers. Now, Michaels will get to impress against the WWE Champion himself. Will Michaels be able to take advantage of Cena’s potentially weakened state, or will it be an FU to HBK?
And you won't want to miss what will surely be a titillating Diva Halloween Costume Contest. Maria (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/maria/), Ashley, Trish Stratus (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/trishstratus/), Mickie James, Candice (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/candice/) and Victoria (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/victoria/) will all be trying to outdo each other in this revealing contest.
On consecutive broadcasts, RAW Superstars invaded SmackDown (http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/) and then Friday Night’s Superstars returned the favor. Will there be more inter-brand confrontations leading up to the SmackDown selection match at Taboo Tuesday?

Also, Ric Flair (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/ricflair/) and Triple H (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/tripleh/) seem unwilling to wait until Nov. 1 to settle their differences. Will they tangle again on RAW this week?<SCRIPT type=text/javascript>DisplayAd("LargeBody");</SCRIPT>

And Eric Bischoff is sure to feature Superstars and matches relevant to the ongoing Taboo Tuesday voting. What will the GM do, and how will you cast you votes?
WATCH (http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/494606/1358216/1503012/hbkcenatonight) a preview of the show.
Be sure to cast your votes now (http://www.wwe.com/shows/tabootuesday/vote/), and tune in to RAW (9/8 CT; USA Network) for all this and much more.

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[Funky Fly]

I will not sticky this because it is half an hour too early. :foc:

[Nervous Ferret]

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:rant:

Winner becomes my bitch

[Nervous Ferret]

yeah I just wanted to find some one to give me a hot rep to put me at Pepsi Man level

[Jaton]

Damn you for getting ti before me. Mine is better!

[Savio]

I voted for christian and now they won't let me re-vote!

[Nervous Ferret]

Jaton 3===========================D

:D

[Funky Fly]

Hahaha, I will thwart you with negative rep. I still love you though. :'(

[Nervous Ferret]

LOL I always do that to people begging to get to another level;

[Savio]

Where'd ya dot go furret :?: ;)

[Jaton]

Indeed I shall remind you.

[Disturbed316]

IT'S TIME, IT'S TIME, IT'S VADER TIME!

[Nervous Ferret]

19972 points total

Funk hasnt completely killed me :mad:

Also lets see if I can stay awake all RAW :mad:

[Loose Cannon]

The thread has been successfully Stuck. You are now being taken to the thread.

[Shadow]

YAY FOR LC! HE'S MY FAV MOD!

Even if I can't see his rep.

[Joey Slugs]

NerF is over 20K

[Jaton]

I'm your favorite non-mod, right?

...
...


RIGHT?!

[Joey Slugs]

still an hour for the show to start. oh hum.

my fight to 2K starts now.

[Joey Slugs]

btw: Happy Halloween y'all

and Happy New Year's Eve to all you freak ass witch fucks out there.

[Shadow]

btw: Happy Halloween y'all

and Happy New Year's Eve to all you freak ass witch fucks out there.

Fuck off you.

And Jaton...fuck you. You know KK is my bitch.

[Joey Slugs]

Fuck off you.

:?: sorry?

[Jaton]

What about me? :(

[Shadow]

You better be fucking sorry.

[Joey Slugs]

are you a good witch or a bad witch?

[Shadow]

are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Both.

[Joey Slugs]

Both.

well then. happy new year i guess.
























:shifty:

[SuperSlim]

it's been a while since I've been here on a Monday but I'm here.

Not the most looked forward to Raw but hey it's still Raw.

[Jaton]

t'hell with you then.

[Funky Fly]

Hey, who dares defy me by getting Ferret to over 20,000? I will crush you.

[Nervous Ferret]

:kiss: to Joeey Slugs. Your second effort put me back over. But you were set up by the lovely Shadow :kiss:

[Joey Slugs]

they take K.I.D.S. Incorparated reruns off the air and *poof* we have Slim joining us.

[Joey Slugs]

:kiss: to Joeey Slugs. Your second effort put me back over. But you were set up by the lovely Shadow :kiss:

:y:

[SuperSlim]

they take K.I.D.S. Incorparated reruns off the air and *poof* we have Slim joining us.

what?

[Shadow]

Hey, who dares defy me by getting Ferret to over 20,000? I will crush you.

I'll neg rep you into submission!

[Shadow]

:kiss: to Joeey Slugs. Your second effort put me back over. But you were set up by the lovely Shadow :kiss:

YOU LOVE ME! YOU REALLY LOVE ME!

[Jaton]

Not I.

:shifty:

[Joey Slugs]

what?

just wondering why you showed up tonight to chat about Raw, but then i figured it out.....



How do you feel about the New Jersey state law that all sex offenders must be inside by 7 PM on Halloween?

:lol:

[Nervous Ferret]

LOL I am the man

[Nark Order]

woop

[Joey Slugs]

LOL I am the man

not Your Hero, but MY hero

[Nervous Ferret]

:heart:

[Joey Slugs]

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[Nervous Ferret]

http://www.kfc.com/images/bucket.jpg
Havent done this in a while. <3

maddy what was it. the SCSC?

[Nervous Ferret]

spicy Chicken Sandwich Club :-\

I seem to remember the word select in there. hmm

[Shadow]

I need some rep...

I wanna be more popular than Pepsi Man at a sweatpants convention!

[Joey Slugs]

Bucket 'O Chicken

[Nervous Ferret]

long way until I put the bang in Bangledesh though. Also on the topic of rep that rosepetal guy has the SuperSlim rep title. :D

[Joey Slugs]

hahaha. we need to get him to post in here.

on the subject of Raw, i need to DVR this shit next week. MNF will be 1000x better.

[LK]

You lie Ferret, now it's something about VEL

[Shadow]

long way until I put the bang in Bangledesh though. Also on the topic of rep that rosepetal guy has the SuperSlim rep title. :D

He's now VEL.

[Nervous Ferret]

spicy chicken tendercrisp sandwhich club?

SCTSC? thats possible

[Joey Slugs]

Speaking of Slim... where did he go?









Don't tell me he's giving out candy. :shifty:

[The Greater Power]

on the subject of Raw, i need to DVR this shit next week. MNF will be 1000x better.

We all know the Patriots will beat the Colts once again. We see it every time.

[Joey Slugs]

spicy chicken tendercrisp sandwhich club?

SCTSC? thats possible

still don't get it. oh well.



mmmm. chicken.

[Joey Slugs]

We all know the Patriots will beat the Colts once again. We see it every time.

not this year. book it.

[Nervous Ferret]

long before your time. like when myseifl and gonmad00 were pretty n00bish. We had this n00b stable based around KFC's spicy tendercrisp sandwhich promotion. pretty geeky but it was good times

[Joey Slugs]

long before your time. like when myseifl and gonmad00 were pretty n00bish. We had this n00b stable based around KFC's spicy tendercrisp sandwhich promotion. pretty geeky but it was good times

:lol:


NERDS!

[Nervous Ferret]

the Pats are the Slim to the Colts Shirley Temple :o

[SuperSlim]

just wondering why you showed up tonight to chat about Raw, but then i figured it out.....





nah. actually I'm usually out every monday night til around 11 or 1 in the mornin..

this time I'm not headin out so I figured I'd post int he raw thread. also

I never heard of whatever it was you were talkin about

[Nervous Ferret]

what

[Nervous Ferret]

STUNNER

[Nervous Ferret]

WHAT

[The Greater Power]

lol @ Coach dressed like Stone Cold.

[Nervous Ferret]

STUNNERR

[Joey Slugs]

the Pats are the Slim to the Colts Shirley Temple :o

:nono:

[Nervous Ferret]

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

[Nervous Ferret]

STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER

[Joey Slugs]

I never heard of whatever it was you were talkin about

ok there pedi

[The Greater Power]

On WWE Unlimited, it was something about Lillian Garcia and the word "cum" was somewhere in it.

It was like "Lillian Garcia graduated cum......etc."

[Nervous Ferret]

-"Hey Quagmire isn't country spelt with an o?"
-"Nope..giggity giggity"

[Joey Slugs]

lol @ Coach dressed like Stone Cold.

:?:

[SuperSlim]

ok there pedi

:roll: looks like I know what I'll be dealing with tonight

[Nervous Ferret]

prob the WWE unlimited thing hes talking about

[Shadow]

nah. actually I'm usually out every monday night til around 11 or 1 in the mornin..

this time I'm not headin out so I figured I'd post int he raw thread. also

I never heard of whatever it was you were talkin about

Kids aren't usually out that late though.

[Nervous Ferret]

IF YOU HATE DEALING WITH IT WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK SLIM?

Becasue you love TPWW. Admit it, it's worse than crack

[The Greater Power]

prob the WWE unlimited thing hes talking about


yeah

[Joey Slugs]

On WWE Unlimited, it was something about Lillian Garcia and the word "cum" was somewhere in it.

It was like "Lillian Garcia graduated cum......etc."

Magna Cum Laude?

[Loose Cannon]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[Nervous Ferret]

Happy Halloween Jesse.

[Shadow]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[Loose Cannon]

thank you.

[Loose Cannon]

lol, turned on Spike by accident :roll:

[Nark Order]

lol @ jackolantern flashlight

[Nervous Ferret]

"RAW is still Jericho" sign :love:

[Shadow]

I've got a question...why the hell do we keep coming back to the WWE every single week? It sucks so badly yet we keep coming back. Why?

[LK]

"RAW IS STILL JERICHO" - Quality sign

[Destor]

3 pages before RAw came on. TNA's thread couldn't even draw two.

[Nark Order]

GOD DAMNIT! FUCKING GIRL SHIT...

[LK]

I've got a question...why the hell do we keep coming back to the WWE every single week? It sucks so badly yet we keep coming back. Why?
Because we have nothing else in our lives

[Destor]

Coach :heart:

[Nark Order]

LOL Coach

[The Greater Power]

someone replaces edge as master's partner

[Nervous Ferret]

damn orange juice and pickles dont mix

[LK]

Oh God, here comes the jackass they call Chris Masters. Wonder why Christian quit?

[Nark Order]

Masterlock Challenge

[SuperSlim]

I'm bored already

lata.

[Shadow]

Oh God, here comes the jackass they call Chris Masters. Wonder why Christian quit?

This is why.

[Nervous Ferret]

dear god Christian

[Joey Slugs]

I've got a question...why the hell do we keep coming back to the WWE every single week? It sucks so badly yet we keep coming back. Why?

because Steelers/Raven just won't cut it.

[Nervous Ferret]

nope Mysterio

[Nark Order]

lol wtf

[Loose Cannon]

dear god Christian

lol yea. I thought so too. :nono:

[Nark Order]

Mysterio doesn't stand a chance

[Shadow]

.....I'm betting some JBL interference.

Also...HE CALLED HIM JR!

[Nark Order]

I thought Xtian too. I was in "wtf" mode

[Loose Cannon]

Rey looks like he's reppin the Mexi-cools

[Batsu]

Weird seeing Teddy Long on RAW again.

[Joey Slugs]

Rey Rey is taking the MasterPiss Challange?

Lord....

all i can see right now is when nash threw him into the TV truck like a spear.

[Shadow]

I just realized this....Masters sounds like Drunk Girl from SNL.

[Ninti the Mad]

A "I miss Christian" sign. Surprised it didnt get taken away.

[LK]

Could this gimp have a stupider voice

[Nark Order]

Masters is so horrible on the mic...

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL @ Kerwin like tumbling into the ring

[Destor]

Christian!

[Nark Order]

Christian!!!

[Batsu]

CHRISTIAN?!! WTF!!!!!!!!

[Ninti the Mad]

YESSSSSS GOOD WAY TO START


WTF CHRISTIAN?!?!??!

[The Greater Power]

Christian!

[Joey Slugs]

WTF!

[Nervous Ferret]

Christian! :love:

[redoneja]

WTF???

[Loose Cannon]

CHRISTIAN :love:

[LK]

PEEPS UNITE IT'S CAPTAIN FUCKING CHARISMA

[Nark Order]

Snitsky's back is disgusting.

[Nervous Ferret]

ROFL @ Kerwin like tumbling into the ringyeah :love:

[Shadow]

Rey Rey is taking the MasterPiss Challange?

Lord....

all i can see right now is when nash threw him into the TV truck like a spear.

That was great!

[Joey Slugs]

well, he is working out his last night on smackdown for this week.

[Loose Cannon]

CHRISTIAN CHRISTIAN CHRISTIAN CHRISTIAN

[redoneja]

Seriously What the FUCK!!!!?????

[Nark Order]

They said that Xtian would apper on Raw and that's it

[Shadow]

I'm gonna miss the good Captian.

[Loose Cannon]

Christian wanted to be professional so he'll work tonight and the PPV if he gets voted in

[Nervous Ferret]

did they really Dustin? :(

[LK]

He said that he would work tonight if required and TT if he is voted

[Nark Order]

That 50 cent movie looks horrible

[Destor]

Beat you all to it. :lol:

[Shadow]

Wow...Matt and Rey got two huge ass pops.

Go Matt and Rey Rey!

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL JBL getting boo'd twice

[Loose Cannon]

this is one of those times where I wish the crowd were full of smarks cause a huge Christian chant would of broken out :(

[Joey Slugs]

WWE TV Games? :wtf:

[Nark Order]

did they really Dustin? :(

Tonight and Taboo if needed

[Nark Order]

lol. Stiff mic shot

[The Answer]

Christian quitting is no where to be seen on WWE.com

[Loose Cannon]

lol, I thought Hardy was Rhino at first.

[Nark Order]

Xtian taking down Snitsky. :D

[Nark Order]

Here comes the utility heel.

[LK]

Yeah it is

[RGWhat316]

Damn, this has been an interesting start to RAW. Should be fairly exciting.

[Shadow]

Wait...Eric doesn't want to go down on Teddy Long?

Damn is Lilian....*drools*

[Joey Slugs]

Christian quitting is no where to be seen on WWE.com

yes it is (http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/christianquits)

[The Answer]

Yeah it is

Yeah I just found it my bad

[Ninti the Mad]

Christian quitting is no where to be seen on WWE.com


its on the rotating news gif

[Nark Order]

CENA TAPPED

[Nark Order]

Poor Tajiri

[Loose Cannon]

HAHAHA at that retarded kid wearing the hood.

[Joey Slugs]

Tajiri/Angle would be a dream match if they used the Buzzsaw like he was in ECW.

[RGWhat316]

Marks out for my olympic hero!

[Nark Order]

Yoshihiro is dying.

[Shadow]

Tajiri/Angle would be a dream match if they used the Buzzsaw like he was in ECW.

You keep saying that like it never happened.

[Ninti the Mad]

a few kicks and then job...

[The Greater Power]

tajiri's back selling was weird.

[Nark Order]

Why do they even let him get near falls? We know he's going to pull the biggest job ever.

[Jaton]

Nice counter.

[Loose Cannon]

:eek: @ the COUNTER. YESSSSSSSSSS

[The Greater Power]

LOL @ I Miss Christian sign!!!!

[Destor]

Buetiful reversal.

[Nark Order]

And, there we go...

[Loose Cannon]

god I love when Kurt counters and then locks the grapevine. It's the best

[Nark Order]

Wheezing

[RGWhat316]

More wwe.com fantasy points for me.

[redoneja]

I hate Cena

[Nark Order]

God, I fucking hate Cena

[Nervous Ferret]

OMG he took his shirt off :love:

[Nark Order]

lol

[Shadow]

The champ shows up and Kurt leaves...and King is amazed?

Someone tell King that Kurt's a cowardly heel.

[Shadow]

...What the hell is the WWE Unlimited guy supposed to be?

[Nark Order]

They are ruining Kurt

[The Greater Power]

wtf

[Joey Slugs]

7-0 Steelers

[RGWhat316]

Grisham is freakin Harry Carey.

[The Greater Power]

dont tell me that was Grisham

[Shadow]

Grisham is freakin Harry Carey.

Who?

[Nark Order]

Think Progressive.

[Nark Order]

Nashville star...

WE HATE AMY

[RGWhat316]

Harry Carey, he was the Chicago Cubs baseball announcer. I believe he died a couple years ago.

[Nark Order]

Coach is ripped.

[Shadow]

Harry Carey, he was the Chicago Cubs baseball announcer. I believe he died a couple years ago.

Oh.....

BTW...did HHH not see what Ric did to Carlito after he got spat in the face?

[Nark Order]

Sooo... basically the IC belt means nothing?

[Shadow]

Apperently not...

Also....where's the wrestling? Why doesn't the WWE have any wrestling anymore?

[RGWhat316]

Whhhooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

[Joey Slugs]

long haired Flair>you

[Linkbowler]

WHOOOOOOOO!

[Nark Order]

WTF. Begging for a cage.

[Loose Cannon]

lol. getting those last minute plees in for the cage

[Joey Slugs]

second week in a row that we get a 10 second promo from Ric

[Nark Order]

Where is Vader, damnit?

[RGWhat316]

Yeah, so much for having a choice. The WWE is telling us what we should vote for.

[Shadow]

Nice editing of the crowd reaction.

[Shadow]

lol...'Tard Bar!

[Joey Slugs]

guy showing off the white sox hat in the crowd. :love:

[RGWhat316]

Sounds like the new Korn song is the TT theme song.

[Shadow]

Where is Vader, damnit?

Right here.

[Loose Cannon]

AIN'T I A SITE TO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Destor]

KoRn SuX. CoNwAy, BtW.

[Loose Cannon]

Greatest Music Ever

[Shadow]

...he's lip synching his own theme!

[Nark Order]

Vader??

[RGWhat316]

And now for the hearing impaired, theres nothing to hear from the crowd for this guy.

[Loose Cannon]

EgoTrip :D

[Fubar28]

This raw started with potential & it keeps getting worse & worse. Tajari Jobbing yet again, Masters & now Conway. Oh great Eugeine

[Nark Order]

What a retard...

[Shadow]

A chair shot to the head won't hurt Eugene...there's nothing to hurt.

[Nark Order]

The Conman is awesome, Fubar. You cock.

[Destor]

LOL

[Destor]

LOL @ Conway

[Destor]

LOL @ Conway saying Eugene Sucks.

[Shadow]

HE'S RETARDING UP! DRINK!

[Joey Slugs]

Ravens are driving, down by 7. Under 2 mins left in the 1st.

[Nark Order]

HE'S TARDING UP!

[Nark Order]

Damn you, Shadow.

[Fubar28]

The Conman is awesome, Fubar. You cock.

:rofl: conman awesome, now that is funny

[RGWhat316]

Don't think Eugene is getting punished for his house show incident.

[Loose Cannon]

Fubar likes putting guys in the Masterlock

[Nark Order]

HACKSAW!

[Joey Slugs]

oh god. this is horrible.

[Destor]

How did that triple post semi post thing go down?

[RGWhat316]

Snuka!!!!!!

[Shadow]

DUGGIN! KAMELA! SUPERFLY!

And King is going down to beat up on Conway.

[Nark Order]

WTF/ Burger King plug...

[Loose Cannon]

80'ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Joey Slugs]

:nono: @ The King

[Loose Cannon]

80's Wrestling > Everything

[Shadow]

Don't think Eugene is getting punished for his house show incident.

Only if he gets eaten by Kamela.

[Batsu]

LMAO @ King! That fan in the Bengals-Packers game should have worn that mask!!

[Batsu]

Harry Caray? WTF.

come on, stop calling him "Gregory".... he is SHANE HELMS!

[Nark Order]

Coach :D

[Nark Order]

Todd........

[Shadow]

LOL! Helms is almost always pissed off these days.

[Nark Order]

Helms!

[Joey Slugs]

holy shit. Todd does a great Harry Carey

[Loose Cannon]

yea, that didn't get over there Todd

[Linkbowler]

Church Lady...nice.

[Joey Slugs]

MNF Update: All tied @ 7

[RGWhat316]

My little angel Maria.

[Shadow]

She's my Guardian Angel.

[Joey Slugs]

Goat Boy/Conway v Retard/WWE Legend

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Harry Todd Carey.

What a tool.

[Shadow]

Goat Boy/Conway v Retard/WWE Legend
RATINGS!

[Nark Order]

fuckin goatboy

[Nark Order]

No cabana?