Trish Stratus' marital status? [Archive]

The Naitch

11-07-2005, 04:46 AM

1) How old is she?

2) Is she married or dating anyone?

3) Is it okay for me to stalk her? Don't answer this. I think it's ok for me to stalk her

11-07-2005, 04:59 AM

1) How old is she?

2) Is she married or dating anyone?

3) Is it okay for me to stalk her? Don't answer this. I think it's ok for me to stalk her

Sometimes i like to sit back and think about what wrestlers probably tagged that in the lockeroom after a show. Then i think about how lucky those wrestlers are.

Jeff Hardy probably hit that atleast once. He was probably on coke, but still.

What Would Kevin Do?

11-07-2005, 05:05 AM

Sometimes i like to sit back and think about what wrestlers probably tagged that in the lockeroom after a show. Then i think about how lucky those wrestlers are.

Jeff Hardy probably hit that atleast once. He was probably on coke, but still.

Jeff Hardy? JEFF?!?! He probably had as much of a shot as Shadow does now.

Cool King

11-07-2005, 05:06 AM

1) How old is she?

29, she is gonna be 30 on December 18th.
2) Is she married or dating anyone?

She's single.

3) Is it okay for me to stalk her? Don't answer this. I think it's ok for me to stalk her

OK, I won't answer this.:shifty:

11-07-2005, 05:08 AM

Comon dawg. Jeff Hardy is a guy. He might sniff markers and eat finger paint, but he needs pussy like all of us. I guarantee you she grabbed his cock out of his pants atleast once.

What Would Kevin Do?

11-07-2005, 05:36 AM

Comon dawg. Jeff Hardy is a guy. He might sniff markers and eat finger paint, but he needs pussy like all of us. I guarantee you she grabbed his cock out of his pants atleast once.

Nah, ain't happening. Jeff may need pussy, but he wasn't getting that one. Look around. Trish could have probably grabbed any cock out of anyone's pants... WHy the hell would she grab Jeff's? Unless maybe he slipped something into her drink. He is shady like that.

11-07-2005, 05:43 AM

Because at one point some years ago Jeff was the hottest thing going. She was still kind of raw on the wrestling scene and she pulled Jeff Hardy's 5 incher pincher out of his pants

What Would Kevin Do?

11-07-2005, 05:46 AM

Jeff Hardy was never the hottest thing going :)

NeanderCarl

11-07-2005, 02:04 PM

Jeff Hardy's homosexual anyway. Fact.

TerranRich

11-07-2005, 02:13 PM

Who, Jeff Hardy? He loves the cock!

Shadow

11-07-2005, 04:38 PM

And who wants some neg rep? Because this is the easiest way to get it.

FourFifty

11-07-2005, 04:46 PM

^
Somehow I knew you were going to chime in.

Ya know, people, maybe Jeff Hardy fucking Trish is more than just looks, talent, and cash. She could very easily jump anyone's bone back there.

That's why I think she went down on Max Mini.

hb2k

11-07-2005, 06:11 PM

Trish is not actually single - according to Matt Hardy himself (on this Observer site, it had a review of his shoot interview, and he says it there)

RemyRed

11-07-2005, 06:52 PM

Jeff Hardy has fucked Trish Stratus before.

The Answer

11-07-2005, 07:36 PM

Don't you guys watch the shows. HHH had her doggie, Rock was giving her the stroddle while CC and Jericho were having a Canadian sandwich :shifty: :lol:

The Naitch

11-07-2005, 09:29 PM

and I think she tickled Naitch's ballsac with a feather

Kane Knight

11-08-2005, 12:54 AM

Jeff Hardy was never the hottest thing going :)

Yeah, but he was only second to the Heartbreak kid for most scorching flamer

Impact!

11-08-2005, 01:22 AM

I thought you were the top flamer KK....Oh wait differant flaming, my bad.

Joey Slugs

11-08-2005, 02:57 AM

Jeff Hardy has fucked Trish Stratus before.

he had to hit that.

FourFifty

11-08-2005, 04:18 AM

and I think she tickled Naitch's ballsac with a feather

Are you talking in the third person for a reason?

mrslackalack

11-09-2005, 01:23 PM

I remember reading in a wrestling stories rumors forum, that she was a lesiban.

mrslackalack

11-09-2005, 01:24 PM

Or at least teased that she was one.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

11-09-2005, 01:26 PM

You'd know the signs, Mrs. Lackalack.

Disturbed316

11-09-2005, 02:15 PM

I banged Trish when they did an overseas tour in the UK. Met her in a pub and banged her in the toilets. She became hella clingy and would never give me my own space. We dated for about 6 months before I punched her in the ovaries and called it quits.

Kane Knight

11-09-2005, 02:39 PM

I thought you were the top flamer KK....Oh wait differant flaming, my bad.

Well, it's hard to outflame the guy who dances around in jewelry and leather pants, claiming to be a "sexy boy." He used to go around with a crew of guys who asked millions of men (Primarily men) to suck it.

That's faggotry above and beyond even the act of an all-male orgy.

Kane Knight

11-09-2005, 02:40 PM

Or at least teased that she was one.

Like 95% of women in show biz.

Disturbed316

11-09-2005, 02:49 PM

HBK posed for a gay magazine, and I'm not talking of WWF Magazine :eek: