Smackdown Captions 11/04

[JH]

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[Disturbed316]

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WHAT!? They started the hoe-down without me? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

[JH]

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Melina: Eddie please i want some lation heat
Nick Patrick: Melina i told you not to come out here horny anymore now please leave

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JR At Home: BAHGAWD GORE GORE GORE

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Eric: Your show sucks
Teddy: Yours does to playa
Eric: Well you're right there...Lets go get drunk
Teddy: I'm with ya on that playa

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Eric: I saw some guy in the back painted up like a ladybug does he belong to you
Teddy: Thats the Boogey Man
Eric: My god at least i dont have some stupid character like him on RAW
Teddy: You've got Lita
Eric: You win

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Randy: WET WILLIE WET WILLIE

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Bookers secret desire is to be like Rey Mysterio

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Christian: Spike TV here i come

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Nunzio displays his powers by blowing Vito halfway across the ring

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Kennedy Sings One Of His Favorites
Kennedy: Dont Tell My Heart My Achy Breaky Heart............HEART

[Innovator]

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Christian: TNA is that way?

[Xero]

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Mercury: What do you mean there's a ghost behind me!?

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WWE Championship athletic cups, coming to a store near you.

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Batista: *Sob* WHY'D HE KILL OLD YELLER!?

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Matt: *Sigh* Just because I look like him doesn't mean I should be his stunt double...

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Bischoff: Oh, come on, that Nash joke is so old!

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Piper: SCOTTISH PAC MAN! WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!

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Christian: (Sees TNA sign) Ahhhhh, ya got me!

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Matt: Why does my shirt say "MT"?

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Holly: Pay your dues! Paid your dues? I'll pay your dues! You'll pay my dues?
Matt: :wtf:

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Tour guide: And here we see Bobby Lashly's greatest achievement, etched in stone for all eternity.

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Kennedy: MMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....

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....Kennedy: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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Is it just me or does the ref look like a tall midget?

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The aftershocks of Vader's fall were extensive.

[wwe2222]

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MNM avoids being fined by the FCC and uses belts to strap on their belts to avoid any pants dropping.


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As WWE writers search for a Peep Show replacement, Bischoff and Teddy hit the road with their controversial Vaudville act.


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Scottish Superfly Roddy Snuka


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Lashley amused the crowd with his magic, as he shrunk Nunzio down and got him to perch on his arm.


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the writers continue a replacement for the peep show and book Sharmell and Booker T into a Sonny and Cher comedy type variety hour.

[Shadow]

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Christian: I wonder how I'll do this entrance when I'm in TNA....maybe Jeff can tell me!

[Vastardikai]

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Teddy Long, Lloyd's of London underwriter: I'm sorry, but her fingernail is insured for $35 Billion, so you have to pay up.

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Melina subtley points out two men who are overcompensating...

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As does Batista

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Mercury: I've never been beaten up by a geezer and a Hoss, before...

Animal and Heidenreich: :rant:

Eddie: I ain't a geezer! :rant:

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A high crossbody from the rafters onto the floor?! Only in TN... WWE! :p

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Batista: I'm about to puke!

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Nick: Go to Vastardikai, NOW!

Vastardikai: :naughty:

Melina: Save me Eddie!

Eddie: :lol:

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Nitro: Is this how Goldust felt?

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Lockjaw AND a thrownout back. Yep, Vastardikai IS king. ;)

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Eric: Don't look lovingly into my eyes, I'M NOT GAY!

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Teddy: That chick is soooooooooooo hot!

Eric: TOTALLY!

Get the rest up momentarily.

[Blue Demon]

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Check this out.....POOOOOOOUNCE

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mine's better...POOOOOOOUNCE

[Savio]

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Bob: What huh? you wanna fight? I thought this was america! you wanna fight?

Randy: Dad have you been drinking again?

[Morgan]

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Bischoff: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Long: Hey that is a good fonzie impression, playa, holla holla holla!

[FourFifty]

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<b>Holly:</b> If you say "Kennedy" one more time...

[Vastardikai]

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Benoit, after much consideration, decides to fly away to TNA, where he doesn't have to wear tights with a bowl of Fruit Loops on them.

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Reso: Wait up!

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Matt: What about me? Edge ate out Ashley last night. I dealt with it the usual way and they punished me by cutting off my ring finger.

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Matt tried to join Benoit and Reso, but he forgot how to fly.

Matt: Damn Lita!