Official Raw Thread- 11/7/05--Taboo Tuesday Fallout

[Jaton]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/1541238

Taboo Tuesday fallout
November 7, 2005

When the smoke cleared at Taboo Tuesday, John Cena was still standing as WWE Champion after pinning Shawn Michaels to win the Triple Threat Match. This week, Cena & HBK go from enemies to allies, as they will team up to face Angle & Chris Masters on RAW. Can the Champ and the Showstopper co-exist to take out their sworn adversaries?

For the past couple of weeks, Theodore Long and his SmackDown troops have embarrassed Eric Bischoff and his RAW soldiers on their own home turf. At Taboo Tuesday, SmackDown's Rey Mysterio & Matt Hardy defeated Chris Masters & Snitsky, and Batista defeated Coach in a Street Fight. Will Eric Bischoff have anything to say after his brand went 0-for-2 at Taboo Tuesday?

Also at Taboo Tuesday, Ric Flair defeated Triple H in a bloody Steel Cage Match to retain the Intercontinental Championship, Trish Stratus retained the Women's Championship by winning the Fulfill Your Fantasy Diva Battle Royal, and Kane & Big Show overcame Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch to become World Tag Team Champions. Will we find out what's next for RAW's other champions?

[Jaton]

What a fucking weak main event.

[Joey Slugs]

isn't this just a bit early?

[Joey Slugs]

What a fucking weak main event.

that's what I was thinking.

[Jaton]

Usually Raw threads start at 8. It's only 20 minutes early--I'm tired of doing it at the same time as someone else...so I went just a bit early. Better than an hour early. ;\

[Innovator]

Cena pins Masters, says champ is here, fade to black

[Nervous Ferret]

Taboo Tuesday feels like years ago

[McLegend]

Nevermind I'm idiot

[Funky Fly]

K, no more Raw threads before 8. I don't want to turn into some Moonax-like nazi-mod about things like this, but come on.

[redoneja]

Cena pins Masters, says champ is here, fade to black

So which RoH DVD you watching tonite Innovator?

[Funky Fly]

Also, you are fucking with Fucky.

Do not do that.

[Xero]

Taboo Tuesday feels like years ago
You know, it really does... I have a feeling that tonight is going to be a below-average RAW, and that's no good...

Although it may be good and I'll be surprised.

[RGWhat316]

Well, I'm actually heading to a friend's house for RAW, so no thread for me tonight. Will be back on later. Poor Angle has to team with Masters.

[Xero]

Oh crap, I'm looking at the WWE.com pre-RAW pics (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/prerawpix/ ) and there's a huge American flag................................................ Why are my Hogan senses tingling.....















....That sounded gay....




















.... Gay...

[Jaton]

Sorry. :(

[Xero]

Well, if there was any doubt, here's the proof...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/prerawpix/1458578111/09.jpg
Eugene really is retarded... He's a Cena fan...






:shifty:

[Nervous Ferret]

OMGG!!

The prank call wars will continue :love:

[Shadow]

...............Is anyone else scared that Edge can read?

Also...I enjoy fucking with Fucky Fly.

[Xero]

...............Is anyone else scared that Edge can read?

Also...I enjoy fucking with Fucky Fly.
Edge likes the pictures. Lita reads him the big words...

Now think about THAT and tell me how scared you are.

[Shadow]

.........*shudders*

Xero Limit gets the Shadow Just Pooed His Pants award.

[Innovator]

So which RoH DVD you watching tonite Innovator?I just watched Glory by Honor IV, Low Ki is still the man, as is Bryan Danielson

"I HAVE TO 5 REFEREE!"

probably Punk, Final Chapter

[Impact!]

:-\ Looks like a below average RAW tonight. BTW this is gonna be hard to actually say anything about this at all as I don't get RAW till tomorrow. Sooooo *Cough* Spam *Cough*

[Shadow]

I say Impact Player needs a banning. Fucky...you're up!

[Impact!]

Shuddup Shadow

[Shadow]

Or what?

[Funky Fly]

+1

[Funky Fly]

Gotta ban myself now.

[Funky Fly]

Fucky just fiucked with you.

[Xero]

Oh, I just realized that Styles will be commentating... Maybe it won't be so bad after all. :love:

[Shadow]

Yeah....let's go from "Baw Gawd" to "OH MY GOD!" every 15 seconds. That's a real big improvement.

[Ninti the Mad]

Styles better be good.

[Xero]

Yeah....let's go from "Baw Gawd" to "OH MY GOD!" every 15 seconds. That's a real big improvement.
Hey, at least I haven't heard it every fucking RAW for the past 10 years...

[Xero]

I'm sure when Styles gets old like JR he'll start to go and point out advertising statistics for each of the wrestler's merchandise.

[Nervous Ferret]

I'm torn between RAW and Colts/Pats

[Shadow]

And we're starting!

[Shadow]

..........what the hell?

Also..that's Joey Styles?

[Nervous Ferret]

Boo Coach

[Nervous Ferret]

also LOL Styles is like 4 feet tall

[Shadow]

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!

Joey really got Coach.

[Mike the Metal Ed]

OH MY GOD

Joey Styles on Raw, never thought I'd see the day. :D

[Nervous Ferret]

LOL Eugene

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Tajiri's there, I thought he resigned. :shifty:

[Shadow]

Wait...they're already doing the stupid "Lets milk the fued until it starts giving us blood" crap with Flair/HHH.

Also...Cena/Angle is already giving them blood.

[loopydate]

Oh my GOD!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

No more Cabanas? :'(

[Nervous Ferret]

Shelton :love:

He speaks!

[Shadow]

No more Cabanas?

http://home.ripway.com/2004-11/206809/dasnotcoo6yx.jpg

[Skippord]

Shelton LOLZ

[Morgan]

Shelton's on RAW!, someone will get in trouble for that.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Please, God, let Carlito win his match tonight.

[Shadow]

Did he say Cade and I or Kane and I?

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Taz! On Raw! :shifty:

[Shadow]

And Murdoch is a total moron. It's been proven.

Also...GO HELMS!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol @ Kane's face.

[Skippord]

"Are You High"

[Nervous Ferret]

ROFL Hurricane WTFFF

[Shadow]

and Micke's about to be an idiot.

[The Answer]

Helms vs Rosey. I never thought I would see the day

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Mickie James is fucking annoying as hell.

[Shadow]

*shakes head*

Why is she an idiot?

Mickie that is.

[ThruTheWire]

Bisch's voice is dying .

[Fubar28]

If that isn't a murder or a hell of a lot of blood shed in the tag team titles hardcore match i will be pissed

[UmbrellaCorporation]

EDGE. :love:

[Morgan]

Mickie James is fucking hot as hell.


Stalkers need to look like that more often.

[Shadow]

Yeah you do Edge...you do care about you.

And you're the only one who does.

[ThruTheWire]

Yeah you do Edge...you do care about you.

And you're the only one who does.

speak for yourself.

[Shadow]

........................WHAT!?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Edge can have my babies. Even though that's biologically impossible.

[Shadow]

....I'm confused. Really...I am.

[Shadow]

And here we go...Shelton vs. Carlito.

[Jaton]

This is a great moment. All heels & faces aligned against Edge. <33

[PullMyFinger]

Someone get bitchoff a glass of water.

[PullMyFinger]

This is a great moment. All heels & faces aligned against Edge. <33
I thought snitsky was their friend? and he waved goodbye too

[UmbrellaCorporation]

*crosses fingers for a Carlito win*


I find Benjamin boring.

[Shadow]

Someone get bitchoff a glass of water.

And a lasenge.

Also...A MOVE HAS BEEN CALLED RIGHT! DRINK!

[Nervous Ferret]

whoa

Also Colts 7, Pats 0

[UmbrellaCorporation]

whoa

Also Colts 7, Pats 0


:cool:

[Shadow]

LOL at Coach.

[Loose Cannon]

holy shit. some psychology is actually being used

[Shadow]

LOL at Styles! He made me laugh at RAW...something I haven't done in awhile.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Carlito's face was gold right there.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Coach: "Anybody who has the name Styles isn't cool"

haha subtle TNA shot</font> :cool:

[Shadow]

holy shit. some psychology is actually being used

And the only reason we notice it is because of Styles.

[Ninti the Mad]

It would be cool if Shelton had an afro and they had a loser shaves their head match.

[Nervous Ferret]

lol those clotheslines

and LC what is up with your hometown, New Rochelle, there were like 50 stabbings this week

[Shadow]

OK...I like Styles. I really do.

[loopydate]

This is the best-commentated RAW in the last five years. And it's only been on for 23 minutes.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

This match is tits. That's all I know.

[Shadow]

.....ok it's offical. Styles makes everything better.

KEEP THIS MAN IN THE BOOTH FULL TIME!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

YES, Carlito win! :love:

[redoneja]

Its actually the 19th SS

[ThruTheWire]

OK...I like Styles. I really do.

I second that

[Ninti the Mad]

lol get off Styles' nuts

He hasnt earned anything yet.

[Loose Cannon]

lol those clotheslines

and LC what is up with your hometown, New Rochelle, there were like 50 stabbings this week

lol really?

Awesome Awesome match. I'm gonna remember that one and I usually don't remember anything from Raw after 3 days. Loved how Shelton sold the leg and Carlito worked on it through the whole match

[ThruTheWire]

lol get off Styles' nuts

He hasnt earned anything yet.

He's already upstaging coach and king

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I don't care for Styles all that much, personally.

[Shadow]

Suuuure you will Carlito.

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL Carlito on Unlimited.

"I will single-handedly take down Smackdown at Survivor Series"

The way he says everything is GOLD

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Wow, commercials for both Shadow the Hedgehog AND Smackdown Vs. Raw 2006. Thank you, USA. :cool:

[Vazz]

Joey rules. It seems a bit crowded in the announce team now though, they should take out coach.

It's a shame that Shelton just gets buried.

[Ninti the Mad]

He's already upstaging coach and king


Thats not saying much, really.

[Shadow]

The fans are idiots...LEATHER AND LACE!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I adore Victoria, but that theme music is gay beyond all belief.

[Shadow]

...damn can Micky James can move.

[loopydate]

lol get off Styles' nuts

He hasnt earned anything yet.

I don't know. He earned a reputation as one of the best PBP men of this generation for his work in ECW. He earned a full-time WWE job with his work at One Night Stand. Granted, he "earned" his RAW gig because of JR's colon surgery, but the man calls a match 10X better than JR does. If Vince lets him, I think Joey can earn the spot as JR's successor when the old man finally goes completely senile (not a long journey).

[Shadow]

...I saw a little plumber's crack.

[Deceit]

I am loving the Styles commentary!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Y HELO THAR, Victoria.

[Ninti the Mad]

so?

This is RAW now. I dont remember ECW for their commentating if you ask me.

[loopydate]

Well, then you must have been watching ECW with the volume off. Styles was one of my favorite parts, because he had such an innate understanding of ring psychology. He could even make a New Jack garbage squash watchable through his commentary. I can't wait to see what he can do with a Chris Masters match.

[Destor]

Great RAW so far.

[Shadow]

Styles rocks...no question about it but god damn does he rock.

[Batsu]

Good show so far. Between this and the Colts game....

[Fubar28]

Well, then you must have been watching ECW with the volume off. Styles was one of my favorite parts, because he had such an innate understanding of ring psychology. He could even make a New Jack garbage squash watchable through his commentary. I can't wait to see what he can do with a Chris Masters match.

Vs. king who use to make me hit mute or change the channel durning a trish match.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Good to see Kane with a title again, even if it isn't the WWE/WHC.

[Jaton]

Emo + Warrior promo = Kane

[Shadow]

...did Kane just take Snitsky's gimmick?

[Fubar28]

:rofl: king: this could be a thing of beauty

[Shadow]

Oh good...we'll get Rosey's entrance over with quick...I sooo can't wait to see Helm's.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I'm going to feel filthy for saying this, but it just might make me WANT to watch Big Show.

[Shadow]

And I like this entrance...I really do.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Wow, I'm actually liking Helms's entrance. Smooth stuff.

[Schoenauer]

Not too big on his music.

[Shadow]

Maybe Helms needs to become the Hurricane to beat Rosey.

[loopydate]

I have a feeling if Helms catches on as a heel, he'll have licensed music by the end of the year.

[Shadow]

I think it's safe to say that Helms can cut it as a Heel.

Now bring back the Vertebraker and we'll be good.

[Shadow]

Styles has to be spourting a woody now....never mind. This isn't ECW type Hardkore so he'll be disapointed.

[Loose Cannon]

hey isn't KoOS there? Has anyone seen a TPWW.net sign or anything related to TPWW?

[redoneja]

I think it's safe to say that Helms can cut it as a Heel.

Now bring back the Vertebraker and we'll be good.


Not gonna happen. If u mark out for the Vertebraker then watch a Homicide match.

[Shadow]

......biologist?

[Shadow]

Not me Maria...not me.

[Shadow]

only 3 weeks to SS? Damn...

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Cade and Murdoch make me want to die.

[Shadow]

Cade and Murdoch make me want to die.

Not so much Cade but Murdoch makes me wanna throw up sometimes.

[loopydate]

I can think of a tag team that was bigger:

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/naturaldisasters/05.jpg

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Well, yeah, I'm with you on that one. Cade doesn't bother me that much, but Murdoch looks terrible. I just tend to group them collectively.

[Shadow]

Wow...Kane and Big Show getting pwned by the Gorwin brothers...

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Actually, now that I think of it, I somewhat like Cade because he reminds me of Budd from Kill Bill 2.

[Shadow]

KANE SAT UP0! DRINK!

[Shadow]

Kane just knocked Murdoc out of the mark.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I wonder how this match will end. :shifty:

[Shadow]

RUN CADE RUN!

[Shadow]

.....Makes me wish the Announce table was closer to the ring...ok, that rocked.

[Shadow]

SAY IT JOEY! SAY IT!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol...Kane giving Big Show Respek Knuckles. Rep for the reference.

[Shadow]

HE SAID IT! DRINK!

[Skippord]

OH MY GOD

[Ninti the Mad]

main event?!? 9:07??

[Jaton]

Is it just me or does Helms look like Alex Shelley?

[Linkbowler]

Wait a minute...main event up next???? There's 55 minutes left! In the words of Joe Schmo, "WHAT IS GOING ON?"

[Fubar28]

Not so much Cade but Murdoch makes me wanna throw up sometimes.

They don't bug me as much as mnm, melania (sp) speaking is like nails on a chalk board to me.

[Shadow]

Is it just me or does Helms look like Alex Shelley?

Not really. Shelley's got slightly wavier hair. Bit more bounce to it. Helms' hair is really stiff.

[McLegend]

I'm guessing they got something planned since it's only 10:10 and the main event is now.

[Schoenauer]

This soon for the main event?

[Jaton]

Just a thought. He looks like he could fit into the X-Division.

[Shadow]

Just a thought. He looks like he could fit into the X-Division.

So can alot of people. Shelton definitly comes to mind.

[6to1]

I'm guessing they got something planned since it's only 10:10 and the main event is now.
like what vince and trips talking for a half hour.

[Schoenauer]

Angle's in black?

[Shadow]

No you don't Kurt. You love it when people can't "You suck". Don't deny it.

[Fubar28]

I wish masters would take some bad riods & go away for good.

[McLegend]

like what vince and trips talking for a half hour.
maybe

[Shadow]

.............I'm confused. We'll do his entrance for 40 minutes?

WHAT THE FUCK!?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Angle is the man, that's all I know.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

.............I'm confused. We'll do his entrance for 40 minutes?

WHAT THE FUCK!?


That's good marketing!

[Schoenauer]

No wonder they held the main event so soon...

[Linkbowler]

So we get to see Kurt do his entrance for 45 more minutes?

[Jaton]

This is why the main event happened early. He's going to keep doing this until 10:57.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I like the new black attire too. Looks smooth.

[Shadow]

Wow...we won't have a Main Event.....

What a shame.

[loopydate]

"It's like an angry mob singing karaoke!"

LOL @ Styles

BTW, Fubar should really stop trying to spell things.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Wow...we won't have a Main Event.....

What a shame.


I know. It means we won't have to see Masters! WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

[The Greater Power]

This is probably to get more heat so the fans don't boo Cena.

[Shadow]

I know. It means we won't have to see Masters! WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

.....wait a second here...we won't see Masners?

KEEP CHANTING "YOU SUCK" FORT WAYNE!

[redoneja]

whoa

[McLegend]

This is probably to get more heat so the fans don't boo Cena.
:yes:

[UmbrellaCorporation]

.....wait a second here...we won't see Masners?

KEEP CHANTING "YOU SUCK" FORT WAYNE!

And by Fort Wayne, we mean EARTH!

[Shadow]

Wait a moment here....Angle's wife left him? When did this happen?

[Xero]

What the fuck just happened here?

[Xero]

Wait a moment here....Angle's wife left him? When did this happen?
That's what I was thinking...

What the hell was that!?

[Shadow]

OK....I love Maria.

[Linkbowler]

21-7 Indy, 9 seconds before Halftime.

[Xero]

Okay, I must admit, that segment was pretty original. Very shootish.

[loopydate]

Wait a moment here....Angle's wife left him? When did this happen?

A couple of months ago. He and his wife had theatre tickets, but Kurt got sick and couldn't go. Rather than letting the other seat go to waste, he called his good friend Adam...

[Shadow]

A couple of months ago. He and his wife had theatre tickets, but Kurt got sick and couldn't go. Rather than letting the other seat go to waste, he called his good friend Adam...


You shut the hell up right now!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

A couple of months ago. He and his wife had theatre tickets, but Kurt got sick and couldn't go. Rather than letting the other seat go to waste, he called his good friend Adam...



Who could go wrong with a friend named Adam?! I mean, he could've invited Edg--...Oh...:shifty:

[Shadow]

UC....shhhhhhhhhhhhh

And why is there a couch on the stage?

[Linkbowler]

What's with Trips' LaZBoy?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, it still took him like two minutes to move three feet and sit down.

[Shadow]

lol, it still took him like two minutes to move three feet and sit down.

You expected anything less from HHH?

[Jaton]

Is that Kurt Angle story true?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

You expected anything less from HHH?


I enjoy Trips a lot, but that's a good point. And well made.

[Shadow]

I told Jeff this now I'll tell Conway this...

STOP LIP-SYNCHING YOUR MUSIC!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

CONWAY. :love:

[Shadow]

LOL...that was all Flair btw.

[Fubar28]

This show starts with promise then comes Conway & Masters.

That angle shoot was kinda sad becuase it was real, his wife did leave hime & probably missed his babys first step

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL...That slap was great.

[Shadow]

This show starts with promise then comes Conway & Masters.

That angle shoot was kinda sad becuase it was real, his wife did leave hime & probably missed his babys first step

Got a source for this?

[Shadow]

REF BUMP0 DURING A HHH THING! DRINK!

[Fubar28]

Got a source for this?

No but how many wrestlers miss most of their kids early years? & I have been looking for stuff on his wife but remeber seeing it somewhere.

[punt]

Cena Turn?????

[Shadow]

Oh good...the Undertaker isn't dead. Takes a load off my mind.

[Xero]

I just thought of something... What if the fans actually cheered for Kurt? He would have looked pretty silly doing that promo.







Or is that why Masters is his tag partner? :shifty:

[Fubar28]

Oh good...the Undertaker isn't dead. Takes a load off my mind.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: will he ever die

[The Naitch]

they're gonna change Angle's theme tonight

[punt]

Oh good...the Undertaker isn't dead. Takes a load off my mind.

Wait - He IS dead

No, he is the walking dead

No, he will rise from the dead

Oh, forget it :roll:

[Ninti the Mad]

lol censor button

[Vazz]

LOL WTH....

[Xero]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: will he ever die
Not until they stop making those derby hats... So give it a year or so...

[Shadow]

Ok Fubar...I may belive you if you can find me some proof to this.

Oh...and Kurt was busy making a living so perhaps that's why he wasn't around for his Baby's first steps. It happens.

[Shadow]

....damn she's hot.

And Lita's not bad looking either.

[The Naitch]

wait nvm

[redoneja]

show me your boobies!!!

[Shadow]

Oh no...NOW NOW NOW NOW! CENSOR THIS!

[Shadow]

WHOOO! I JUST BEAT STARFOX AGAIN! WHOOO! 100TH TIMES!

[Shadow]

.....wait a second here...does that work on the tv or the arena?

[Schoenauer]

That was gold!!

[Batsu]

LMFAO @ the "You Suck" Beeping...

[Ninti the Mad]

;lol

[loopydate]

LOL. Nice.

[punt]

Is there a button for Michael's outfit?

[The Greater Power]

Lita must have been in control of those botched bleeps at the end there.

[Jaton]

Did Shawn borrow that vest from Chyna?

[Shadow]

Good logic here WWE....censor the TV broadcast so that the wrestler in the arena can't hear the audience in the arena.

Someone go congratulate the WWE on dodging the logic train.

[RottingFreak]

I always wondered why Shawn Michaels talks to himself during his entrance. I guess he's saying his christian prayers.

[The Greater Power]

HASSSN??????????

[ThruTheWire]

YES!!!

wait.. Daivari?

[Linkbowler]

HASSAN!!!!!!

[Jaton]

OMG!@!!!!

[Shadow]

....................................WHAT THE FUCK!? DAVARI'S BACK!?

[Ninti the Mad]

lol daivari

[Vazz]

WOOT

[Batsu]

YES!!!!!!!!

DAIVARI-ED!!!!!!

[Jaton]

sonofabitch it's just daivari. :(

[Schoenauer]

DAIVARI!!!!!!!! OH SHI!!!!

[loopydate]

*Faints*

[FearedSanctity]

FUCK

I thought :'(

[Batsu]

YES!
YES!
YESSSSSSSSSS!!!

[G-wrath]

IMO DAVARI!

[Linkbowler]

Or maybe Daivari, whatever.

[Shadow]

Come on guys...We all know that Hassan quit the WWE just after he got kilt by 'taker.

[The Naitch]

!!!!

[punt]

An "American" gold medalist choosing an anti-American ref -- uh -- ok?

[Shadow]

An "American" gold medalist choosing an anti-American ref -- uh -- ok?

It's WWE logic...don't question it.

[PullMyFinger]

YESSSSSSSS!!!

In celebration of Daivari coming back...

http://www.theperser.com/html/delbaram.html

[Loose Cannon]

I spilled my whole water bottle thinking it Hassan :'( :'( :'( :'(

[Xero]

Okay, I just marked out. I marked out very hard there.

Do you suppose that.... Maybe...................... :'(

[Batsu]

The Pats are down by 21, and the Hassan music was played. My night has been made.

[Loose Cannon]

An "American" gold medalist choosing an anti-American ref -- uh -- ok?

yea, it's called heel heat.

[punt]

It's WWE logic...don't question it.

OK - I am new here - I won't use WWE and logic together anymore.

[Skippord]

Dammit Hassa...Davari