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The Naitch
11-09-2005, 02:23 AM
I forget what site I was looking at, but they had some stories about wrestlers' backstage shenanigans. Not sure if the story of Andre The Giant pissing on hotel room floors was acurate, or the time when Bobby Heenan walked in on Andre The Giant screwing some girl and refered to it as "A lion fucking a bunny rabbit"
Hogan was so scared of Andre when he first started out and he used to park away from the arena to puke. The one about Andre farting in some guys' face was another one. Some might be just made up bullshit. Dunno
FourFifty
11-09-2005, 02:55 AM
You shouldn't chee... nevermind, don't wanna kill it in one night.
Anyways, if you could find the site by total luck or looking in your history it'd be cool if you'd share it.
As of Andre farting in some guy's face... ewwwwwww....
Drakul
11-09-2005, 03:16 AM
heres something:
http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/621.html
Destor
11-09-2005, 03:22 AM
LOL at everything in this thread.
The Naitch
11-09-2005, 03:28 AM
yeah we already saw that video
The Naitch
11-09-2005, 03:29 AM
He hated Hogan, Hogan was scared shitless of him, until he earned his respect in Japan or something like that
Aussie Skier
11-09-2005, 03:53 AM
Some random andre stories I know.
Before Wrestlemania 3 against Hogan, he apparently drank...I can't exactly remember, but it was either:
104 beers :eek: (hafta b american beers, cos they all have such low alcohol content, and generally all suck, except Miller...thats acceptable)
OR
4 bottles of wine
OR
4 bottles of Vodka, i can't remember which exactly tho...
Another Andre story is that he would fairly reguarly..apparently, shit his pants when wrestling, if he landed a particular way. My recognition of this is that i think Bad news Brown was once well and truly in the firing line :D
Dave Youell
11-09-2005, 03:58 AM
Yeah cos of the guys size he could drink shitloads, i've heard a bunch of stories about his drinking habits
Funky Fly
11-09-2005, 04:25 AM
Hogan told a story about Andre farting on a bench they were both sitting on in the locker room and it litterally rumbled like an earhtquake.
Funky Fly
11-09-2005, 04:26 AM
Tht was on Jimmy Kimmel I think.
Cool King
11-09-2005, 08:10 AM
In Hogan's book, he said that they were sharing a hotel room once, and when they had to leave, Andre took a bunch of newspapers and laid them out on his bed, then he pulled down his trousers and took a massive dump on his bed.
Hogan said that Andre's dump was the about half the size of a Mini (The Car) and it stunk the room out. So straight after that they had to go.:-\
4 bottles of wine
<font color=white>I read that it was something like 12 bottles of wine whilst they were travelling or something like that</font>
...or the time when Bobby Heenan walked in on Andre The Giant screwing some girl and refered to it as "A lion fucking a bunny rabbit"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
The Naitch
11-09-2005, 08:23 AM
the website had a thread about backstage happenings.
I read somewhere that Jimmy Snuka basically killed a girl.
The Naitch
11-09-2005, 08:23 AM
Then McMahon tried to keep it under wraps, I dunno, I'll try to find it
TerranRich
11-09-2005, 09:46 AM
In Hogan's book, he said that they were sharing a hotel room once, and when they had to leave, Andre took a bunch of newspapers and laid them out on his bed, then he pulled down his trousers and took a massive dump on his bed.
Hogan said that Andre's dump was the about half the size of a Mini (The Car) and it stunk the room out. So straight after that they had to go.:-\
Shit! I just LMAO'ed at work! Thank God my boss was away from his desk, which is like right across from mine, facing perpendicular. Man, that was a hilarious image. :lol:
mrslackalack
11-09-2005, 12:35 PM
Arn said in his book how many bottles Andre drank, but I cant recall how many.
Kane Knight
11-09-2005, 02:24 PM
Before Andre interrupted, they were planning on repackaging Hogan as "Smiling Sammy Sodom." Thanks to Quick Thinking from Andre, we averted 22 "Sodomanias."
Mr. Aristocrat
11-09-2005, 03:54 PM
Another "Wild Andre Rumor" I've heard is that he got pissed at some guy at a bar and flipped his car over.
Also a not so fake story...in 1989 Andre was arrested for reportedly trying to fuck up some camera guy.
http://www.killsometime.com/mugshots/Files-1952196/andrethegiant.jpg
DaveWadding
11-09-2005, 08:54 PM
(hafta b american beers, cos they all have such low alcohol content, and generally all suck, except Miller...thats acceptable)
You're a fucking retard. Just on the basis that Miller is some NASTY SHIT.
Aussie Skier
11-09-2005, 08:58 PM
You're a fucking retard. Just on the basis that Miller is some NASTY SHIT.
the basis that American beers have low alcohol content?
American beers, i believe, average between 3.5-5% alcohol.
Australian beers have usually 5.2-6.5% alcohol.
IMO, Miller isn't too bad...altho I'd take an Australian beer over it any day of the week...
umm...anyway, it was a toungue in cheek thing I wrote...nothing to get worked up about
Kane Knight
11-09-2005, 08:59 PM
Did you know that the beer is actually higher proof up north?
A lot of northern US beers are close to "foreign" beers.
The Naitch
11-09-2005, 10:02 PM
someone affiliated with Rick Rude or maybe it was even Rick Rude himself was going on and on about useless shit trying to impress the boys, and then Andre simply said "You talk too much" :lol:
The Naitch
11-09-2005, 10:03 PM
also, Andre just looks like a smelly guy.
RottingFreak
11-10-2005, 11:54 AM
I bet he's REAL smelly now.
samichna
11-10-2005, 12:11 PM
lol
BigDaddyCool
11-10-2005, 04:41 PM
I remeber reading a bunch of stuff about Andre. Appearently he was an asshole.
Funky Fly
11-10-2005, 04:43 PM
Another "Wild Andre Rumor" I've heard is that he got pissed at some guy at a bar and flipped his car over.
That is not a rumour. It was on Biography.
In Hogan's book, he said that they were sharing a hotel room once, and when they had to leave, Andre took a bunch of newspapers and laid them out on his bed, then he pulled down his trousers and took a massive dump on his bed.
Hogan said that Andre's dump was the about half the size of a Mini (The Car) and it stunk the room out. So straight after that they had to go.:-\
:rofl: Holy shit... LMAO!!!
Corndad
11-10-2005, 05:29 PM
I remeber reading a bunch of stuff about Andre. Appearently he was an asshole.
I heard he was the opposite, like a big teddy bear until someone pissed him off.
BigDaddyCool
11-10-2005, 05:33 PM
I heard he was the opposite, like a big teddy bear until someone pissed him off.
I'm not saying he wasn't a nice guy. I'm saying he acted like an asshole. From what I heard he had a habit of shitting and pissing all over hotel rooms and then using the curtians to wipe his ass. I wonder why he hated maids?
RottingFreak
11-11-2005, 11:13 AM
^Maybe he just couldn't control himself, y'know?
Kane Knight
11-11-2005, 11:16 AM
That is not a rumour. It was on Biography.
Doesn't strike me as unlikely anyway. It's not that hard to roll a car with a couple of people handy. So I could easily imagine someone like Andre (Who WAS a couple of people) flipping over a car.
FourFifty
11-11-2005, 02:51 PM
From what I heard he's a nice, understaning guy until he's pissed off.
Just watch what The Brain said about his matches with The Warrior on the Warrior's dvd.
From what I heard he's a nice, understaning guy until he's pissed off.
Just watch what The Brain said about his matches with The Warrior on the Warrior's dvd.
Andre hated Warrior with a fucking passion
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