CSL
11-09-2005, 07:59 AM
<font color=white>I stumbled across this yesterday and for those that have been fortunate enough not to read it, here are a selection of quotes:
"As much as he tried to be evil, Hogan's natural sense of goodness slowly came back to the forefront" (Hulk Hogan)
"Looking at a world with no heroes, WCW needed Hulk Hogan back" (Hulk Hogan)
"Funk has actually retired on several occasions" (Terry Funk)
"Luger even considered a career in bodybuilding at one point" (Lex Luger)
"Tank went from being a bone-crushing machine to a polished pro-grappler" (Tank Abbot)
"His face adorns posters and T-shirts, and it seems the merchandise department just can't keep up with the demand for Buff's Stuff" (Buff Bagwell)
"We aren't quite clear what Buff Bagwell refers to when he says he is 'the Stuff', but if he means natural athletic ability and movie star charisma, we fully agree" (Buff Bagwell)
"Buff Bagwell is one of the greatest tag-team wrestlers in WCW history" (You guessed it, Buff Bagwell)
"No one man is the perfect wrestler, but Buff Bagwell is as close as you will come" (It's him again, Buff Bagwell!)
"Some experts are already predicting greatness for this version of the Heat" (Big T and Stevie Ray)
"Female wrestler Madusa actually outweighs him and is taller than he is" (Rey Mysterio)
"The 'Big Wiggle' is loved by fans" (Norman Smiley)
"...so Norman is always the hometown favourite" (Norman Smiley)
"He is a superstar in his homeland of Mexico, almost on par with Hulk Hogan in the United States (Konnan)
"If he learns to keep his temper in check, he could be a contender for any title he chooses in WCW" (Jerry Flynn)
"Who is the future of WCW, Sid or Goldberg?"
"One victim describes the experience like this. 'The 1st thing you see is the ceiling coming at you. Then you start going the other direction really fast'" (Apparently describing what it is like to recieve a Jacknife Powerbomb. 'Triple H Syndrome' is surely more appropriate)
"As much as he tried to be evil, Hogan's natural sense of goodness slowly came back to the forefront" (Hulk Hogan)
"Looking at a world with no heroes, WCW needed Hulk Hogan back" (Hulk Hogan)
"Funk has actually retired on several occasions" (Terry Funk)
"Luger even considered a career in bodybuilding at one point" (Lex Luger)
"Tank went from being a bone-crushing machine to a polished pro-grappler" (Tank Abbot)
"His face adorns posters and T-shirts, and it seems the merchandise department just can't keep up with the demand for Buff's Stuff" (Buff Bagwell)
"We aren't quite clear what Buff Bagwell refers to when he says he is 'the Stuff', but if he means natural athletic ability and movie star charisma, we fully agree" (Buff Bagwell)
"Buff Bagwell is one of the greatest tag-team wrestlers in WCW history" (You guessed it, Buff Bagwell)
"No one man is the perfect wrestler, but Buff Bagwell is as close as you will come" (It's him again, Buff Bagwell!)
"Some experts are already predicting greatness for this version of the Heat" (Big T and Stevie Ray)
"Female wrestler Madusa actually outweighs him and is taller than he is" (Rey Mysterio)
"The 'Big Wiggle' is loved by fans" (Norman Smiley)
"...so Norman is always the hometown favourite" (Norman Smiley)
"He is a superstar in his homeland of Mexico, almost on par with Hulk Hogan in the United States (Konnan)
"If he learns to keep his temper in check, he could be a contender for any title he chooses in WCW" (Jerry Flynn)
"Who is the future of WCW, Sid or Goldberg?"
"One victim describes the experience like this. 'The 1st thing you see is the ceiling coming at you. Then you start going the other direction really fast'" (Apparently describing what it is like to recieve a Jacknife Powerbomb. 'Triple H Syndrome' is surely more appropriate)