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jasonvoorhees
01-25-2004, 02:31 PM
WWE
Royal Rumble

First we see the promo of Royal Rumble, a man saying, these men will try to win this match, these men will be unstoppable and will do anything to win the Rumble, 30 Man, 1 match, 1 Winner.

1st. WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Rey Mysterio Vs Jamie Noble with Nidia
Winner: Rey Mysterio
Jamie brings Nidia into the ring, then hits Rey with a DDT, picks him up and power slam Rey, Rey blocks it and hits the flying DDT, Noble gets out of the ring, and gets Nidia, push her, Rey checks on her, Noble hits Rey in the back and brings him into the ring, Noble was going to do his finisher but Nidia distracted the ref, and distracted noble, Noble said what, Nidia says noble where are you, Rey throws Noble into the ropes and 619 him and West Coast Pop him to get the win.

Backstage: Batista tells Ric that they were going to leave the Royal Rumble with the gold, Flair says yeah right, Batista says well our match is next lets go with Flair in shocked.

World Tag Team Championships
Ric Flair and Batista Vs Dudley Boys
Winner: Ric Flair and Batista
Dudley’s hit Flair and Batista; Batista hits Bubba and throws him out of the ring, Batista brings a table to the ring, he was going to power bomb D-Von, Bubba moved the table out, he then hits Batista with a cheap shot, Flair got knock down by D-Von, Bubba picks the table up and 3D trough the table, Flair is out, Batista hits D-Von with a DDT, Bubba tries to hits him but gets clothesline, D-Von gets a Power Bomb through the table, Bubba gets another table and tries to hit the Bubba cutter but Flair gets Bubba’s feet, so Batista can hit the Power Bomb trough the table to get the win.

Backstage: Jamie tells Nidia what did she did, Nidia takes off her glasses and the cane, and tell noble she wasn’t blind, since 6weeks ago, you use me, and hit Noble.

Eddie Guerrero Vs Chavo Guerrero
Winner: Eddie Guerrero
Eddie comes to the ring, but gets hit by Chavo Sr., Chavo comes and tries to pin Eddie, But Eddie gets up, Chavo Sr. got a chair and tries to hit Eddie, Angle is her, he Angle Slam Chavo Sr., Chavo gets distracted, ref was talking to Kurt, Eddie got the Chair and hit Chavo, get up in the top rope and hits the frog splash to get the win, Eddie pick up Chavo, and shakes Chavo hand, but they are not going to be a tag team anymore.

Backstage: Brock is talking to Paul Heymen, they are laughing, Paul then says I am sorry to tell you but your match h is next, Brock leaves with his face worried, it shows that Shawn Michaels is KO, HHH says it wasn’t me I am the World Heavyweight Champion, I am going to defend it to him, why am I ggoing to do that and leaves laughing.

WWE Championship
Brock Lesnar Vs Hardcore Holly
Winner: Brock Lesnar
Brock doesn’t want to enter the ring, Hardcore Holly chases Brock all over the ring, B rock enters the ring and Holly too, the match started, Brock wants to leave but Holly got Brocks leg, he hits Brock with some cheap shots, kicks and a Clothesline, Holly picks Brock up and hits the Alabama Slam, Brock was KO, Holly was going to break Brocks neck, but Heymen came and said this match is now a Hardcore rules match, Hardcore Holly laughs and turns around to see that Brock got a chair and hit Holly with it, Brock picks up Holly F-5, Brock is not Over, F-5, picks him up F-5, picks him up and hits the Alabama Slam, Brock then looks at Holly’s legs, and does the Brock Lock, to make Holly tap out.

Backstage: Paul Heymen talks about Brock says that the match was a set up, between him and Brock, now that he won, he is going to Wrestlemania and defend it, but lets not talk about another PPV, lets talk about the Royal Rumble, Benoit who is the first one will be eliminated, oh and who ever eliminates Benoit will get $1,000,000, Eric came and said you got good Wrestlers but one wrestler from Raw will win, and make Smackdown! will be the second place, then Eric leaves, Paul says Benoit will lose tonight cause I said so, but one wrestler from Smackdown! Will win, Benoit comes and says well you think I am going to lose, well tonight at the Rumble I will do anything to win, and your right about one Wrestler from Smackdown! will win, because that wrestler is me, Goldberg comes and says no the wrestler that is going to win this Royal Rumble is me, a WWE Raw superstar, then Benoit says let the best men win, Goldberg says yeah good luck cause you are going to need it.

World Heavyweight Championship Last Man Standing Match
HHH Vs Shawn Michaels
Winner: HHH
HHH is in the ring Shawn Michaels music hits but nobody comes, HHH is laughing, he says well I think he is scared I am going to win, but ok ref forfeit the match, the ref was going to forfeit the match, but Shawn comes out, Shawn hits HHH, HHH hits Shawn with his knee, HHH hits the pedigree to Shawn, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7, Shawn gets up, HHH gets mad, Shawn gets ready for the Sweet Chin Music, he hits it, but the one that got hit was the ref, HHH is laughing, HHH tries to hit Shawn with the Sledge Hammer, Shawn move, Sweet Chin Music to HHH, there is no ref, the people are saying, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 but there is no ref, Randy hits Shawn with the RKO and Shawn is down, Randy picks up HHH, the ref is up, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 Shawn gets up, HHH hits the pedigree oh no, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10, Winner and still the World Heavyweight Champion HHH.

The Rumble Match
Paul comes and says I present to you the Royal Rumble, Eric music hits and comes out, says that the rules are simply and says the rules, Paul says one rule more, and this is Paul’s rule, whomever throws out Benoit gets $1,000,000, I am going to be in ring side right now to see who gets Benoit Eliminated, let the game start.

Benoit comes first he fights nunzio, then Tajiri, Tajiri gets Nunzio and tries to throw him out, Charlie is up next, he tries to throw out Benoit, Tajiri and Nunzio throws out Charlie Haas, then Tajiri gets Nunzio and throws him out, Benoit and Tajiri are fighting, Shelton is next, he comes in, the FBI enters the ring, what they weren’t suppose to be at the Rumble said Cole, they throw out Tajiri, Rikishi is next, he fights with Shelton and Benoit, Matt Morgan comes and tries to throw out Benoit, A- Train comes and hits Rikishi with his Scissors kick, Bradshaw, is next, they all team up to throw out Rikishi, they did, Rikishi is Eliminated, Big Show comes and throws out, Matt Morgan, A-Train, and Bradshaw, Rhyno is next, he gores Benoit, Benoit is hurt, The Cat is next, he comes out dancing, he comes and gets eliminated fast, Shelton hits the Big Show, but gets eliminated, Billy Gun is next, he comes and hits Big Show, Fames Asser, Big Show is down, Angle is next, and tries to throw out Rhyno but can’t, Cena is next, he F-U Big Show from the ring through the outside, Test is next, Benoit throws out test, Matt Hardy comes in, and hits the Twist of Fate to Cena, Spike is next, he comes out but gets eliminated by Matt Hardy, Rico is next, he comes and hits Rhyno, Rhyno got piss off and hit the gore to him, he then got eliminated, The Hurricane, hit the Hurri-Chokeslam to Angle, but Angle threw him fast with a Belly to Belly suplex, Hurricane got Eliminated, Christian is next, he comes out and hits Benoit, Benoit hit Christian and KO him, but didn’t threw him out, Henry is next, Henry got Gun and wanted to throw him, but got reverse into the Fames Asser, they all team out to throw Henry out, Rene came and hit Matt Hardy, Matt was going to get Eliminated, but Christian hit Rene and Eliminated him, Billy Gun threw out Matt Hardy, Steiner is next, he came and hit everyone from the ring, he was going to throw out Benoit but couldn’t, Booker T is next, he came with Stacy Keibler, and distracted Steiner, to let Booker Eliminate Steiner, Christian threw out Booker T, Jericho came in, he was fighting against Benoit, Benoit got him and Suplex Jericho 3 times, RVD is next, he hit Billy Gun, Billy was down, Rolling Thunder to Billy, RVD went to the top rope, Christian put Billy in the ropes, to let RVD hit him with his flying kick, Jericho and Christian team up to hit Benoit, but Jericho betray Christian and threw him out, Christian got Jericho’s legs, Gore Rhyno gore Jericho, Rhyno eliminated Jericho, Randy came in, and threw out RVD, Cena F-U Randy, Mick Foleys Music hit is Mick Foley he is here, he had a chair and threw out Randy out, and follow him backstage, he hit him 4 times with a chair, Randy went running, their was a limo, its evolution limo, Randy got in and left, Austin said is nice to see you again, but we came back to the rumble, Kane is next, he Chokeslam Angle and Cena, Goldberg is here, Rhyno gore Goldberg, Kane got Benoit, Angle hit the Angle Slam to Kane, Goldberg Spear Rhyno and threw him out, Cena hit the F-U to Kane, Goldberg Eliminated Kurt Angle, Cena was going to F-U Goldberg but Kane got him in the Chokeslam through the outside, Cena is Eliminated, Kane was going to do the same with Benoit and Goldberg, but the lights went out, the Undertaker Music hit, nobody came, Goldberg threw out Kane, Benoit and Goldberg went Face to Face, they were fighting, Goldberg was going to eliminate Benoit, but Kane distracted Goldberg, Benoit hit the 3 suplex and went to the top rope, hit the head butt, Goldberg got up and spear Benoit, Brock Lesnar is in the ring, he hit the F-5 to Goldberg, Benoit got up and threw out Goldberg, Winner of this year Royal Rumble Benoit.

Corkscrewed
01-25-2004, 02:34 PM
A few things that don't make sense:

- Why would Noble admit that he's been using Nidia after LOSING?
- Why would Chavo suddenly shake hands with Eddie and be friends after being jealous of him for so long?
- Why would Heyman offer a MILLION dollars bounty on Benoit? Even Triple H offered $100,000 or $10,000 on Goldberg.
- The ending to the Brock/Holly match sounds a bit too unrealistic in pacing.

Nice effort though.

Evil Vito
01-25-2004, 02:38 PM
<font color=goldenrod>So.....you think that the first 15 guys are gonna be all Smackdown and the last 15 are gonna be all Raw?</font> :wtf:

SUPREMO
01-25-2004, 02:56 PM
john cena will win rumble

jasonvoorhees
01-25-2004, 03:50 PM
So Big Vito 22 this Royal Rumble will be random.

Razor Rybek
01-25-2004, 04:07 PM
Luck of the draw baby, all rumble's are random.

Evil Vito
01-26-2004, 06:39 AM
So Big Vito 22 this Royal Rumble will be random.

<font color=goldenrod>If all 15 guys from Smackdown just happened to be the first 15, everyone will know that it's not really random, because that had a 1:1000 chance of happening.</font>