RAW Captions 11/07

[JH]

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[Xero]

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Joey Styles: Stone Cold Steve Austin! How are you doing!?
King: Uh... That's Coach...
Vince (In Styles' ear): Okay, now kiss him.

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This is a rare glimps into the feeding time of Triple H.

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Carlito: Whachu talkin' 'bout Eric?

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Kane: ....
Show: ....
Kane: ....
Show: .......................*FAAARRRTTT*
Kane: DAMMIT!

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Carlito: NO! I WON'T give you back your nose!

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Viscera: I'm the SSSSUPA FLY!
Val: HEY! I'M ON CAMERA!
Striker: I LOVE YOU LITA!
Guy: No one knows my name. :(
Helms: LIVE FOR THE MOMENT!
Candice: BYE! :)
Victoria: HAHAHA! What a dorky hat!
Gene: Bye! I'll miss your feet!

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X Pac's sucking power strikes again!

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Ref: SIR, SIR, SIR!
Shelton: WHAT THE HELL!?
Ref: SIR! SIR! I MUST HAVE YOUR COMPLIANCE SIR!
Carlito: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Shelton: HELP ME!
Ref: SIR... SIR... Okay, we're all clean here.

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Helms: Did I leave my brace in the *SNAP* SHIT!

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Show: I see London...
Kane: I see France...
Ref: I see Lance Cade's big fat THREE!

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Ref: *FFFFFFFFFTTTTT* Hmm... Never heard of penis farts...

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Cena: YOU CAN'T SEE-
Daivari: ALLALALAYYALALLAYAAAAAA! YOU'VE BEEN HASSAN'D, BITCH!
Cena: WELL I NEVER!

[Drakul]

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Everyone on the apron *singing* : Waterloo! Couldn't escape if I wanted to!...
Edge/Lita: :wtf:

[Hired Hitman]

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John Cena: :|!
Daivari: It's not what you think, no, wait, look, it's just a crease!

[Gouda]

Is it just me or does Cena look like a freaking idiot in every single picture every single week? I mean, he looks so goofy you don't even need captions.

[Drakul]

I agree. Those dumb poses don't help either.
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Popeye?

[Schoenauer]

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After WWE realized it wasn't selling a single ticket, they resorted to bluescreens and a fake crowd.

Maybe it's just me, but that crowd does look fake in this picture only.

[Hired Hitman]

You're right, they do look fake.

[Disturbed316]

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They put one in here *opens mouth* and then they stuck two in my ass!

[Chavo Classic]

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Edge: "Ok, hands up. Who did Lita give the aids to....?"

[Dave Youell]

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Seeing the ceiling caving in, Carlito tried to make a dash out of the ring, only to find that the ceiling went further than just the ring

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Gay karma sutra vol 2, my how i've missed that joke

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Realising the writting was on the wall, Rosey knew he was on the way out. But also know his love for big men with the help of Professor Frink and some urainum he doubled in size!

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Unfortunatly Gregory's performance in swan lake did not go down too well with the RAW crowd

[JH]

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King & Coach: So thats how commentating is supposed to be done

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Mickie shows Eugene exactly where it's supposed to go

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Shelton: But Carlito please i want it
Carlito: No you cant have Carlito's invisible apple that Steven Richards gave him
Shelton: Please Carlito
Carlito: No Shelton dats not cool

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Eric: The paternity test came back for Litas baby and it said in these exact words......Too many donors to determine paternity.....I guess what they said is true Lita is like McDonalds over a billion served

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Edge: Everybody that was part of the Lita gang bang please raise your hand

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Daivari tells Cena how many copies of his CD were sold in Indiana

[hb2k]

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And the father of Lita's baby is.....

[LK]

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Styles: ...and an armbar by *insert wrestler's name here*
Coach: WTF? Armbar, JR told me that was a choke slam BAH GAWD!

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Eric: After Eugene, I'm not just going to let any old retard join Raw, so each superstar should have a minimum IQ. So here are the questions for the test. Number 1 - What is 5 + 3?
Masters: HUH?

[Vastardikai]

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Cena: I am What I am and that's all I am, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man! Word-Life

[Xero]

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[CSL]

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<font color=white>Not a caption. Is it me or does Gene Snitsky look like the Big Show circa 1999 in this pic?</font>

[Disturbed316]

He also looks like he's had a mild stroke.

[Cool King]

He looks small, fat, dumpy and a little bit high.

*Looks at RVD*

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<font color=white>Cena: I'm warning you...

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Cena: Don't get me angry...You won't like me when I'm angry... (Notice Big Josh in the crowd)

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**Cena 'Incredible' Hulk's up**</font>

[Vastardikai]

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Styles: Does Joey Styles have to slap a bitch?

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Coach: This guy is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

King: Yeah. REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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Bischoff: The next person to job to Triple H will be....

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Mickie James: Ok, you got me! I AM ALEXIS LAREE!

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Masters: (to himself) Why does Carlito look like a buffoon? And why do so many people react to him?

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They could almost pass for twins, you know?

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Shelton is pissed. He's been in the E for a few years, and he never got a shirt. Now, Carlito got two.... this ain't fair!

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Masters: Hey Lita, come over here, and do this to me...

*pantomimes handjob. Lita botches noticing.*

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To add to him humiliation, Edge learns that his fly was open the whole time!

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Carlito landed on his head. His hair cushioned the blow, preventing any further damage.

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Carlito: It's not butter? I can't Believe it. Dat... Dat's not cool!

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Shelton does the most intense one-armed pushups in the business...

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Shelton: (a few seconds ago) Oh, your boobs, they're so supple! I love you, Amy Smart! *opens eyes* YOU'RE NOT AMY SMART! YOU'RE CARLITO!!! I was feeling up Carlito? Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

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Rosey: Get in My Belly!

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Gregory shows his talent by executing a Shining Wizard and giving Stevie Richards a mid air handjob at the same time!

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Gregory: That's what you get for telling me I CAN'T give you a Vertebreaker.

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Big Show gets Canned...

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Despite the fact that it appears to be a terrible Big Boot, it's actually Cade's best offensive manuever. You see, he slips on the trashcan, grabs the victim by the ankle and lifts as high as possible as he falls. This move takes down EVERYONE!

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Skip Carrey: Line Drive... to the corner in Right Field... Jeff Francoer falls down... Andruw rolls in... routine play by Andruw... One Out.

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Cade tried to fly away to Smackdown, but was stopped in a violent manner.

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Kane: Paul, get your foot out of my ass.

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Cade: Guys, the lights look like a crab!

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The ref fantasizes about him being underneath Trish at the moment...

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Mickey James chooses the worst time to do her Cheerleader routine.

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Here we see 4 well placed Cameramen.

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You know, Candice Michelle looks good upside down. That must be a natural position for her. :naughty:

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Raise your hand if you want Vastardikai!

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Cena: Oooooh, I like Charades! One Word...

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Cena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Angle: (In pain because of Cena's screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Masters: This joke flopped last week, I want NO PART OF IT this week!

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Daivari doesn't think much of Cena's Ken Shamrock impression, and he's about to do something about it.

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Lilian: Is he trying to fist himself?

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Cena's laughing at the thought that, if things had gone a little differently, Hassan could be in a Main Event feud with him and Angle right now.

[PorkSoda]

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Styles: And a nice neckbreaker by Carlito. OH THE DRAGON WHIP BY SHELTON BENJAMIN! Carlito with the drop toe hold. Shelton's up, T-BONE SUPLEX! No cover? He picks him up, tornado DDT, picks him up again, LOW BLOW BY CARLITO AND A STONE COLD STUNNER!
Coach: Whoa, you actually know the names of those moves?

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Hands up, whos hungry?

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Here we see the latest edition of Ghostbusters and their new enemy: State Puft Marshmellow Man: Easter Version!

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Daivari: This is how many people like Masters.

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Oh no, dumb fuck WWE. First Mae Young gives birth to a hand, now they decide to bring in the Ambigously Gay Duo and have one of them give birth to a piece of wood.

[FourFifty]

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Raise your hand if you want Vastardikai!


Fixed it

[Vastardikai]

^

:wtf:

Should that be taken as a compliment or an insult?

[Jaton]

Insult. Bitch.

[FourFifty]

It's saying everyone wants you.... take it how you like it :p

*edit- Almost everyone... Edge doesn't want you, and as you see Gene is kinda shy.