Gayest line in a song?

[Funky Fly]

My vote: "My name is Skate... Boy... P!"

That new Pharrell song is ridiculous.

[The Miz]

The Kevin Federline line about Pavarottis

[OssMan]

Have you ever seen a goose kissing a moose? Down by the bay!!!!

[Kapoutman]

"He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy"

Rhyme of the century.

[Silent]

"I'm just kidding like Jason."

Nelly - Hot in Herre

[Krow]

"What the hell is on Joey's head?"

Chad Kroeger/Nickelback - "Photograph"

[FakeLaser]

"I can flow like pee comin out your know what
Or like dookie dieherea comin out your butt"
- Shaq

[Skippord]

"I can flow like pee comin out your know what
Or like dookie dieherea comin out your butt"
- Shaq

:rofl:

[Funky Fly]

Ahahaha, that is the most retarded line ever.

[Kane Knight]

"What the hell is on Joey's head?"

Chad Kroeger/Nickelback - "Photograph"

Gayest band ever.

[Jason Cage]

"banana banana banana banana banana (something) pie" - Vicinity of Obscenity

System of a Down (Hypnotize)

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

That entire LFO song that came out a few years ago. Every single line in that song would win.

[Just John]

"I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar,"

Electric 6: gay bar


thats a gay song if ever I heard one

[Cool King]

Any line in an Usher song is gay.

[Kane Knight]

"I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar,"

Electric 6: gay bar


thats a gay song if ever I heard one

Electric 6 is pretty gay. Their cover of Radio Gaga managed to out Gay Freddie fucking Mercury. And he fagged more by 5 AM than most peopled fagged all day.

[Funky Fly]

That entire LFO song that came out a few years ago. Every single line in that song would win.
lol yeah

[Skippord]

I'm super thanks for asking- Big Gay Al

[Baio]

"Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest "

-The Killers


gayest line and also worst joke in a song

[The Gooch]

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat

-Right Said Fred

Hell the whole song is pretty gay

[Extreme Angle]

ahahahahah!
eminem-just lose it

[FakeLaser]

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat

-Right Said Fred

Hell the whole song is pretty gay
THE WAY I'M DISCO DANCINNNNNNNG

LOL, I love the way he says that line, it sounds like he's in pain, or something. Or orgasming when he says it.

[FakeLaser]

Oh and the gayest line from that song is definitely:

"I shake my little touche on the catwalk"

[Skippord]

On the Catwalk Yeah

[Lotus]

"My lifestyle, determines my deathstyle"
"I'm madly in anger with you"

-Or anything out of James Hetfield's mouth for that matter. Metallica still kicks ass though.

Also, from "Late Registration"- "Got so many aunties we could have an auntie team"- Roses

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Loveshack... the whole song (still owns though, :shifty: )

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Love Shack! Love Shack yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway, lookin' for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down
To the Love Shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money

The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Love Shack baby, Love Shack bay-bee.
Love baby, that's where it's at, Ooo love baby, that's where it's at

Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools, 'cause love rules at the Love Shack!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway

The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Love Shack baby! Love Shack, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin', wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies! The whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Movin' around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack! Funky little shack!

Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money.

Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can't hear you
Your what?... Tin roof, rusted!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin' at the love shack

Cosmic thing... also to the whole song

Gyrate it till you had your fill
Just like a pneumatic drill
Don't let it go down the drain
Ya better hop on the cosmic wagontrain!
Cosmic! Cosmic!

I was havin' this out-of-body experience
Saw these cosmic beings
Everywhere I went up there, they were shakin' their cosmic things
Like someone gave ya a wild goose, or a freight train with
A loose caboose
You better shake your... honeybuns! Shake your honeybuns!

Shake it till the butter melts, shake it till the butter melts
Shake that cosmic thing, shake that thing, shake it, ohhhh yeah!
Shake that thing all night long, shake it man you can't go wrong
Don't let it rest on the President's desk, rock the house!

Cosmic! Wooooo! Cosmic!

I don't need no earthquake, don't need no tidal wave!
Till night falls and day breaks, gonna shake, shake, shake!
Shake! Cosmic thang! Shake that thang! Wooo! Yeah!
Like someone gave ya a wild goose, or a freight train with
A loose caboose, ya better shake your... honeybuns!
Shake those honeybuns!
Shake that thing all night long, shake it man, ya can't go wrong
Rock the house! Rock the house!

While cruising through the ionosphere, I saw these alien beings
Everywhere I went up there, they were shakin' their alien things
I'll give you a genuine faux pearl ring if ya git on up and shake
Your... honeybuns! Shake your honeybuns!
Shake! Don't let it rest on the President's desk, rock the house!
Oh yeah! Yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh! Cosmic! Wooo! Shake that thing! Cosmic!

[BCWWF]

Simple Plan - Crazy

Tell me what's wrong with society
When everywhere I look, I see
Young girls dying to be on TV
They won't stop till they've reached their dreams

Diet pills, surgery
Photoshopped pictures in magazines
Telling them how they should be
It doesn't make sense to me

Is everybody going crazy?
Is anybody gonna save me?
Can anybody tell me what's going on?
Tell me what's going on?
If you open your eyes
You'll see that something is wrong

[Buzzkill]

Hey dude, I was thinkin we could go do

something....dirty yeahhhhhhhh

Gay Pimp - Soccer Practice

[Skippord]

Simple Plan - Crazy

Tell me what's wrong with society
When everywhere I look, I see
Young girls dying to be on TV
They won't stop till they've reached their dreams

Diet pills, surgery
Photoshopped pictures in magazines
Telling them how they should be
It doesn't make sense to me

Is everybody going crazy?
Is anybody gonna save me?
Can anybody tell me what's going on?
Tell me what's going on?
If you open your eyes
You'll see that something is wrong


Well duh Its Simple Plan :wtf:

[FourFifty]

"Would you tremble if I touched your arse?"

I don't know the dude or the song title but I swear this guy can't be any more depressing if he tried.

[Favre4Ever]

"Im a cowboy....on a steel horse I ride......."

[BCWWF]

Well duh Its Simple Plan :wtf:

A friend of mine downloaded the CD last summer, and after careful listening, this was by far the worst song. It is like he is trying to make some sort of a point, but then it doesn't matter, and he keeps trying anyway.

[BlackRavyyn]

As much as I am a U2 fan, Bono sometimes must be drinking something when he puts lines in songs...hell, the entire lyrics for Discotheque are an example of that...

[Destor]

"Im a faggot"-Korn

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

This has always just irritated the hell out of me-

"See this platinum thing right here?
Well we're doing it all the time
So you'd better get some better beats
And uh, get some better rhymes"

[Baio]

"Im a cowboy....on a steel horse I ride......."


LOL yes that is so gay, talk about a mid life crisis!

[PorkSoda]

"I could take you home with me but you were with another man. " - Jet.

Oh, so you coulden't take that girl home with you? The song should have went "I took you home, and I beat the shit out of the other man you were with. HAHAHA!"

[Tornado]

Pretty much all of "Michael" by Franz Ferdinand:

This is where i'll be
so heavenly
so come and dance with me Michael

So sexy, you're sexy
come and dance with me Michale

I'm all that you see, you want to see
come and dance with me Michael

so close now so close now
come and dance with me#
come and dance with
So come and dance with me


Michael you're the boy with all the leather hips
Sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my stcky lips
Michael you're the only one i'd ever want
only one i'd ever want, only one i'd ever want
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor
Michael you're dancing like like a beautiful dance-whore
Michael writing on a silver platter now
and nothing matters now

This is what I am, I am a man
come and dance with me Michael

so strong now, it's strong now
come and dance with me Michael

I'm all that you'll be you'll ever see
so come and dance with me Michael

So close now, you're close now
come and dance with me, comanddancewithme
so come all over me (this line only sung live)

Michael you're the boy with all the leather hips
Sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my stcky lips
Michael you're the only one i'd ever want
only one i'd ever want, only one i'd ever want
Beautiful boys on a beautiful dancefloor
Michael you're dancing like like a beautiful dance-whore
Michael writing on a silver platter now
and nothing matters now

[Baio]

That new Nickelback song is really really gay.

Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joey's head

[Kris P Lettus]

"Is that your ass or did your momma have raindeer"-Nelly

[Mike the Metal Ed]

"banana banana banana banana banana (something) pie" - Vicinity of Obscenity

System of a Down (Hypnotize)

Banana banana banana terracotta
Banana terracotta terracotta pie
Banana banana banana terracotta
Banana terracotta terracotta pie

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?
Vicinity of obscenity in your eyes
Terracotta terracotta terracotta pie
Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?
Vicinity of obscenity in your eyes

Terracotta pie hey
Terracotta pie hey
Terracotta pie hey
Terracotta pie

Banana banana banana banana terracotta
Banana terracotta terracotta pie
Banana banana banana banana terracotta
Banana terracotta terracotta pie

Do we all learn defeat
From the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat, treat the feet
To the sweet milky seat

Banana banana banana terracotta
Banana terracotta terracotta pie
Banana banana banana terracotta
Banana terracotta terracotta pie

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?
Vicinity of obscenity in your eyes

Terracotta pie hey
Terracotta pie hey
Terracotta pie hey
Terracotta pie

Banana banana banana banana terracotta
Banana terracotta terracotta pie
Banana banana banana banana terracotta
Banana terracotta terracotta pie

Do we all learn defeat
From the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat, treat the feet
To the sweet milky seat

Banana banana banana banana terracotta
Banana Terracotta terracotta pie
Banana banana banana banana terracotta
Banana Terracotta Terracotta pie

Banana banana banana banana terracotta
Banana Terracotta Terracotta pie
Banana banana banana banana terracotta
Banana Terracotta Terracotta pie

Nothing wrong with those lyrics. :shifty:

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Since I'm TPWW's official Maiden addict, here's a couple of songs.

Quest For Fire (Piece of Mind)
<nobr>In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth</nobr>
<nobr>When the land was swamp and caves were home

Man on the Edge (The X Factor)
</nobr><nobr>The freeway is jammed and it's backed up for miles</nobr>
<nobr>The car is an oven and baking is wild

</nobr><nobr>Once he built missiles a nation's defence</nobr>
<nobr>Now he can't even give birthday presents</nobr><nobr></nobr><nobr>
</nobr><nobr> </nobr>

[The Gooch]

Once he built missiles a nation's defence
Now he can't even give birthday presents

Terrible. :lol:

[alvarado52]

Pharrel has fallen off and is irritating to me now.

[alvarado52]

that one song by Korn and Limp Bizkit that says 'my dick is bigger than yours' and talks about licking Fred Dursts taint is pretty lame sauce, and gay sauce for sure.

[Joey Slugs]

WORST SONG EVER:

I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!

[Jason Cage]

that one song by Korn and Limp Bizkit that says 'my dick is bigger than yours' and talks about licking Fred Dursts taint is pretty lame sauce, and gay sauce for sure.

Mmmm, is it possible you're mistaking and thinking about System of a Down's "Cigaro"?

Which goes: My cock is much bigger than yours. My cock can walk right through the door. With a feeling so pure, it's got you screaming back for more.

And if your'e not, well, add that in there.

[Jason Cage]

And while we're on Fred Durst's endless gay lyrics, here's one he wrote about one of his internet crushes, Brtiney Spears.

off Just Drop Dead


- Not only were you kissin'
It's who you been dissin'
You was playin' me out
Now you better listen


- Even though you ring your fucking mouth every day
I ain't some punk ass dealing with your drunk ass
Yeah you might be fine but you crossed the fucking line (Yeah)
Now there's no returning this lesson that you're learning
Pulling down them panties and leave your ass burning


-I was feeling lonely
While you were with your homie
Ain't that a bitch
Now you boy can blow me

-You gotta lot of fucking nerve
You think this is a fucking tennis match (Bitch!)
Time for me to serve
I'm John MacEnroe
Ready for me hoe
It's 15-0, where the fuck you gonna go

[The Outlaw]

Way to turn this into the gayest song and not gayest line.

[Jason Cage]

Yeah, that happened 2 posts back. BUT COME ON, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FRED DURST. IT'S AN EXCEPTION. It's like...TAKE YOUR PICK.

Ok, hold on, gonna edit it down to the seriously gayer parts.

[The Outlaw]

lol true