Gene Snitsky is dating.... [Archive]

Cool King

11-20-2005, 04:31 PM

This woman.

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5818/melissacoats8ru.jpg

Her name is Melissa Coates and she is currently in OVW.

Thoughts or joke are welcome.:)

DaveWadding

11-20-2005, 04:32 PM

Pretty scary.

11-20-2005, 04:34 PM

I'd fuck her.

Afterlife

11-20-2005, 04:34 PM

Well, this just makes sense. Besides, by the way things are looking, their kids would have to be BEAUtiful.

NoRoolz

11-20-2005, 04:37 PM

Fuck. She looks like she could throw him around.

NoRoolz

11-20-2005, 04:38 PM

Chyna #2.

DMI

11-20-2005, 04:40 PM

thats a man

DMI

11-20-2005, 04:41 PM

looks like starla from napoleon dynamite

dablackguy

11-20-2005, 04:42 PM

some twisted shit...

Xero

11-20-2005, 04:45 PM

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5818/melissacoats8ru.jpg
I WANNA ROCK! (ROCK!)

Cool King

11-20-2005, 04:46 PM

More pics of her.

http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/7162/mc18cs.jpg
http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/3153/mc25ko.jpg
http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/8122/mc35ea.jpg
http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/5611/mc47mi.jpg
http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/9756/mc58tx.jpg
http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/7774/mc69pp.jpg
http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/5092/mc74wh.jpg
http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/1305/mc93hh.jpg
http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/6207/mc101dv.jpg
http://img319.imageshack.us/img319/3200/mc119sr.jpg

Cool King

11-20-2005, 04:47 PM

Chyna #2.

#3 actually, Nicole Bass was Chyna #2.

11-20-2005, 04:51 PM

i read the headline Gene Snitsky is dating and immediately thought POOR WOMAN

NoRoolz

11-20-2005, 04:54 PM

lol oh yeah my bad ;).

''One Night in Melissa'' Starring Melissa Coates and Gene Snitsky. With guest appearance from Rectal Pertruder. :drool:...:shifty:

Loose Cannon

11-20-2005, 04:54 PM

yea, just threwup in my mouth.

Afterlife

11-20-2005, 04:56 PM

i read the headline Gene Snitsky is dating and immediately thought POOR WOMAN

As one should. However, in this case, I think she's lucky to have such a keeper.:roll:

NoRoolz

11-20-2005, 04:56 PM

i read the headline Gene Snitsky is dating and immediately thought POOR WOMAN

I wouldn't call that a woman.

PorkSoda

11-20-2005, 05:00 PM

If you met a female bodybuilder in person, would you make fun of her? Cause she would kick your ass :yes:

Maybe Snitsky and Coats will get married and Coats will get pregnent and Snitsky will fall on her.....

Xero

11-20-2005, 05:03 PM

http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/4758/genefoot0be.jpg
Vince: She looks like a foot.
Hunter: AND YOU'RE GONNA LET HER ON TV!?
Gene: :love:

11-20-2005, 05:04 PM

i read the headline Gene Snitsky is dating and immediately thought POOR WOMAN
me too. but when i saw the picture, i thought, poor snitsky.

DMI

11-20-2005, 05:22 PM

lol @ her trying to look sexy

Cooler Tom Schuler

11-20-2005, 05:44 PM

I'd fuck her.

No. She'd fuck you.

hb2k

11-20-2005, 07:09 PM

Maybe Snitsky and Coats will get married and Coats will get pregnent and Snitsky will fall on her.....

It wouldn't be his fault though.

addy2hotty

11-20-2005, 07:53 PM

Coates - 'Gene, I've got something to tell you, I'm not really a woman, I'm a man'

Wooooo

Gene - 'You're a man?'

Coates - 'Well actually, I'm not really a man, I'm a horse'

woooooooo

Gene - 'You're a horse?'

Coates - 'Well actually, I'm not really a horse, I'm a broom'

Broom falls to the ground

Gene - 'It wasn't my fault'

11-20-2005, 08:53 PM

Melissa: Gene hunny i'm pregnant
Gene: IT WAS'NT MY FAULT

Xero

11-20-2005, 09:04 PM

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5818/melissacoats8ru.jpg
Edge: ......... AMY!?
Gene: :shifty: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
Matt: Dear MySpace - LOL!

11-20-2005, 09:52 PM

No. She'd fuck you.

jackpot

Skippord

11-20-2005, 10:06 PM

yea, just threwup in my mouth.

Me too but not in my mouth I do however now need a new keyboard

Optimistic T

11-21-2005, 01:36 AM

Good for Gene.

Schoenauer

11-21-2005, 02:44 AM

Gene's kids: daddy! Those kids said we are ugly!!
Gene to his kids: It wasn't my fault you got my good looks.

Disturbed316

11-21-2005, 10:54 AM

Looks abit like Taker's wife.

TerranRich

11-21-2005, 11:01 AM

LMFAO!!

. . .

Oh, you guys are serious? :'(

Avenger

11-21-2005, 11:23 AM

God, just what wrestling needs, another sexual harassment case

Cool King

11-21-2005, 02:36 PM

Looks abit like Taker's wife.

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5818/melissacoats8ru.jpghttp://img23.imageshack.us/img23/7393/066xi.jpg

Really?:wtf:

Afterlife

11-21-2005, 03:03 PM

Well, if Sara was kind of a beaten-up hooker with a chromosome problem, yeah, I could see that.

Anybody Thrilla

11-21-2005, 04:16 PM

Don't get mad at Gene because he has gotten laid before.

Skippord

11-21-2005, 05:50 PM

Don't get mad at Gene because he has gotten fem raped before.

My Final Heaven

11-21-2005, 11:15 PM

I've actually heard of her before, she uses the Torture Rack as her finisher only she calls it the "Coates Rack" :lol:

Corkscrewed

11-22-2005, 12:48 AM

That is one scary lady. She looks like one of them gals who'd sodomize you in a dark alley somewhere, then burn you with a cigar afterwards. *shudder*

FourFifty

11-22-2005, 10:25 AM

Matt: Dear MySpace - LOL!

THAT WAS GOLD!!!! :rofl:

FourFifty

11-22-2005, 10:26 AM

Hired Hitman

11-22-2005, 01:07 PM

Now that is one strong chick :eek:

Londoner

11-22-2005, 01:10 PM

When i read the thread title i was like:" wtf?"

Then when i saw the picture of who he's dating i was like: "It all makes sense now"

But seriously, who the fuck would want to date Snitsky.

wwe2222

11-22-2005, 03:22 PM

well he looks like he was givin tomko a good massage on raw, so hes go that goin for him...plus...

maybe she likes to have her toes sucked...and he likes feet....and there you have it...a match made in....well its a match

G-wrath

11-22-2005, 09:25 PM

This <strike> woman</strike> man.

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5818/melissacoats8ru.jpg

<strike>Her</strike> His name is Melissa Coates and <strike>she</strike> he is currently in OVW.

Thoughts or joke are welcome.:)

Blue Demon

11-22-2005, 09:31 PM

If only there was a puking emoticon...I shudder at the thought og whty the childeren would look like

Blue Demon

11-22-2005, 09:31 PM

christ....she scared me so much I couldn't type correctly :mad:

G-wrath

11-22-2005, 09:33 PM

If only there was a puking emoticon...I shudder at the thought og whty the childeren would look like

lol I was just thinking that...:nono:

Afterlife

11-23-2005, 03:38 AM

Ugly kids? Please. Two negatives don't not make a positive. Their kids are more than safe.

FourFifty

11-23-2005, 03:57 AM

I wouldn't bet on it. There's this girl who I went to high school with who is butt ugly, her mom is horribly ugly, her dad is fugly, and her older brother is normal ugly... Sometimes it runs in the family.

Volare

11-24-2005, 08:26 AM

ok now we got someone to beat the living shit out of MNM Thank God!!!

and make trish that much more hotter and maybe even make that gillian girl a little less scary