How does Val Venis still have a job?

[BigDaddyCool]

My guess is that he never gets injured and might be some sort of "bitch."

I'm not say he is a bad wrestler or anything, it is just he hasn't had a decent push in about a billion years, and it is odd how he is still on the roster.

[Drakul]

They need SOMEONE to spit out sexual inuendos.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Who is Val Venis? :?:

[BigDaddyCool]

Who is Val Venis? :?:

The thing HHH beat up with a chair

[Funky Fly]

They should have stuck out the Morley gimmick and had him as a mid card heel.

[BigChris]

I would like to see him get a decent push, he's been there as long as Edge has. If only his gimick wasn't so stupid, not to say I don't like it, but a porn star wrestler can't be the WWE champion, period.

[RP]

Put him in JBL's faction as Cheif Morley

[Funky Fly]

Nah, none of that chief crap. Just have him beat people up.

[RP]

I would like to see him get a decent push, he's been there as long as Edge has. If only his gimick wasn't so stupid, not to say I don't like it, but a porn star wrestler can't be the WWE champion, period.

Yah you're right, but rappers can definetly be WWE Champions. :roll:

[BigChris]

Yah you're right, but rappers can definetly be WWE Champions. :roll:

Who said I wanted John Cena as the champ? I'd rather have Val anyday to be honest, just leave him as Val Venis, stop making referance to him being a porn star, he's been off tv long enuff that most people wouldn't even know, and then change his music and video, move him to smackdown, and start a fued with someone as a heel, in JBL's stable like someone else mentioned. That would work I think.

[Gertner]

meh, i like Val Venis quite a bit

[hb2k]

Venis is one of the guys that the office will keep around because he does what is asked of him and doesn't complain. (a la Scotty/Funaki)

[Cool King]

I like Val Venis, and I think he should get an IC Title Push soon.

I was looking forward to seeing Val Venis VS Triple H, then just as the bell rang I said "Ah crap, I know whats coming" and it happened, Val got his skull cracked open by Triple H, and I noticed that Triple H did the exact same thing Kane done to Val last time the WWE were in the U.K, they kept hitting him with a chair on his back.:-\

But I really like the kind of matches where it's Triple H VS Val Venis, I realized I liked them when I was watching RAW IS OWEN and I saw Triple H VS Al Snow.:y:

[Loose Cannon]

he needs to make movies again

[hb2k]

I have "Land of the Rising Venis" on DVD.

[Kane Knight]

Venis will always lay down, he'll always get a decent pop (Not great, not even a SCOTTY level reaction, but a pop), and...What more do you need?

[Loose Cannon]

I have "Land of the Rising Venis" on DVD.

LOL, good stuff. My favorite one was with the wife of Yamaguchi (sp) and she was under the covers and he was like

"Honey, did you find the remote." and he was making these faces like she was sucking his cock. ROFL

[snakeboss]

Another question is:

Why does Val Venis re-sign his contract?

[Kane Knight]

Another question is:

Why does Val Venis re-sign his contract?

Where else would he go?

[snakeboss]

TNA? ROH? Independant Wrestling? Home?

All's better than what he's getting in WWE.

[BobBitchen]

I remeber somethig about him working in the office at wwe.

[Londoner]

TNA? ROH? Independant Wrestling? Home?

All's better than what he's getting in WWE.


My guess is he wouldn't earn as much as he does in WWE.And think about it, he does fuck all in WWE, but earns loads, if he went to somewhere like TNA, he would be doing more work, for less money.

Also, i only just noticed when reading this thread, that the UK seems to be an unlcuky place for Val Venis.

[Afterlife]

Well, if they would actually keep up the 3V angle, he'd be in pretty good, I think. Help to rebuild his rep.

[Dorkchop]

My guess is he wouldn't earn as much as he does in WWE.And think about it, he does fuck all in WWE, but earns loads, if he went to somewhere like TNA, he would be doing more work, for less money.

Do you think he's happy doing absolutely nothing? It's not like working in an office. Sometimes money doesn't matter. Tell that to Goldberg.

[RemyRed]

The Preacher's Wife, Sister Act. Any others? Him vs Religious Dustin Runnels was a great feud.

[Truth Commission]

My guess is that he never gets injured and might be some sort of "bitch."




Might be? :wtf:

Something needs to be cleared up here.

Val Venis IS a bitch.

Remember how a few years ago, Mrs. Yamaguchi helped Val Venis "find the remote" under the covers?

Nowadays - Val Venis helps Vince McMahon "find the remote" behind the scenes.

[Kane Knight]

TNA? ROH? Independant Wrestling? Home?

All's better than what he's getting in WWE.

So he'd get better paid at home, or in TNA?

Are you high?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Val Venis is still around because he's A) Talented and B) Ideal company man. Val Venis chose the WWE even when they offered him less than WCW, and I don't think they've forgotten that.

Hopefully this DQ win helps Venis get back into the spotlight. Let him cut promos, wrestle matches and maybe win a title here and there. If I were booking the WWE, I'd have Venis run out during the Last Man Standing Match at SS, nail Triple H with some vicious chair shots, and then hold Ric Flair up, winning him the match. Then have Venis beat Triple H on RAW (you can use the "Triple H is still sore from last night" excuse to justify this), and then have Venis get a WWE Title shot against Kurt Angle (who could win the belt at SS).

Angle vs. Venis would be a solid match, and one that could get Venis noticed as the solid competitior he is. If they really wanted to, they could give Venis a novelty run with the WWE Title, with help from Cena, which can lead to a Triple Threat Match between the three at New Year's Revolution, or something.

Venis may not equal ratings, but he is a solid edition to the company, and if JBL can be WWE Champion for nine months or so, including a main event at WrestleMania, Venis can be WWE Champion for at least a few weeks.

[Kane Knight]

Venis is a solid performer and has good charisma. He's also a very strong worker (In terms of his willingness to job 3 years in a row...), and manages to really look like he's into what he's doing, even when he's jobbing in 17 seconds to a main eventer.

It's too bad the WWE can't decide what they're doing with about 90% of their talent

[Afterlife]

First thing, when Snakeboss said anything was better than WWE, he wasn't talking about money, he was talking about the usage of Venis' abilities, as well as respect from both his employer and probably himself. I'm pretty sure Venis has the money by now to go home for good and live comfortably if he wanted to.

And as for the 'porn star' gimmick, I get really tired of hearing that as a reason to hold him back, mainly because they haven't mentioned it for the last couple years. He's still got the music and the towel, I grant you that, but come on. I"m pretty sure if he and Big Vis were to beat the hell outta Trips at SS, then destroy Cena and/or Angle the next night on Raw, we'd have a pretty solid nuetral/heel waiting for a shot at the big time. And I don't want to hear any "Go for the IC title first" bullshit about 'credibility', b/c Bradshaw went straight from Acolyte to Main Event. Not diggin' on JBL, but that just shows that they have the potential to give a run to anybody they want.

Oh, and Allienoid...you're always so creative and elaborate and everything, and...well...if you were American, I'd be in love with you.



Oh, and a chick. Yeah...yeah, you'd have to be a chick, too. :shifty:

[RemyRed]

Val Venis is still around because he's A) Talented and B) Ideal company man. Val Venis chose the WWE even when they offered him less than WCW, and I don't think they've forgotten that.

Hopefully this DQ win helps Venis get back into the spotlight. Let him cut promos, wrestle matches and maybe win a title here and there. If I were booking the WWE, I'd have Venis run out during the Last Man Standing Match at SS, nail Triple H with some vicious chair shots, and then hold Ric Flair up, winning him the match. Then have Venis beat Triple H on RAW (you can use the "Triple H is still sore from last night" excuse to justify this), and then have Venis get a WWE Title shot against Kurt Angle (who could win the belt at SS).

Angle vs. Venis would be a solid match, and one that could get Venis noticed as the solid competitior he is. If they really wanted to, they could give Venis a novelty run with the WWE Title, with help from Cena, which can lead to a Triple Threat Match between the three at New Year's Revolution, or something.

Venis may not equal ratings, but he is a solid edition to the company, and if JBL can be WWE Champion for nine months or so, including a main event at WrestleMania, Venis can be WWE Champion for at least a few weeks.
Sorry but that idea sounds retarded.

[mrslackalack]

Val seems to be the Tito Santana of the 2000's (someone that won championships in his career then near the end started jobbing to everyone)

[Ruien]

Val will never gset a World Title push, sorry guys. He will be lucky to get back on Raw regularly.

[Favre4Ever]

Val Venis is really at the level of Hardcore Holly and Billy Gunn in his final two years with the company. Good workers, but the company wasn't willing to run with them. I think those three are really best in tag teams, where they get their moments to shine and look very credible.

[Kane Knight]

:lol: Bob Holly doesn't belong in that sentence.