View Full Version : Kane's New Film a Big Laugh
Loose Cannon
11-22-2005, 09:41 PM
LOL
The upcoming film "See No Evil" starring WWE's Kane is now scheduled for a release in late May (May 19 has been thrown around as a possible date) after it had been sitting on the shelf so to speak for a while now. A trailer for the film aired during the Supershow taping in Minneapolis last Sunday and according to reports, the trailer garnered laughter from the crowd. It wasn't the kind of laughter the WWE obviously wanted as the general reaction among those at the show was that it came off very bad.
Credit: PWTorch
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Like what did they expect. Kane is hillarious to begin with.
McDoogle
11-22-2005, 09:42 PM
Is there a link to said trailer?
The Naitch
11-22-2005, 09:43 PM
lol they should show Kane's pic from his forums
http://www.verizonwirelessarena.com/images/photos/305.jpg
He's just a big 'ol teddy bear.
UmbrellaCorporation
11-22-2005, 09:49 PM
http://www.verizonwirelessarena.com/images/photos/305.jpg
He's just a big 'ol teddy bear.
ROFL to the Fanny Pack. That caught me off guard.
Loose Cannon
11-22-2005, 09:49 PM
lol Mark McGuire
Cuzziebro
11-22-2005, 10:59 PM
does anyone have a link to the trailer?
BigDaddyCool
11-22-2005, 11:09 PM
lots of wrestlers have fanny packs, get off it.
Chavo Classic
11-23-2005, 05:04 AM
Kane is the new Benny Hill
Skippord
11-23-2005, 05:17 AM
NEW GIMMICK Kane chases his opponents around then they chase him then some chicks skirt falls off and she chases them with a rolling pin
Hired Hitman
11-23-2005, 09:20 AM
Stone Cold Kane Austin :D
samichna
11-23-2005, 09:22 AM
Every wrestler in the history of the universe wears a fanny pack. Especially Macho Man Randy Savage.
Cool King
11-23-2005, 09:24 AM
lol they should show Kane's pic from his forums
Has anyone got a link to that?
I forgot what the address was.
Savio
11-23-2005, 10:26 AM
http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=info&id=1809191585
Yahoo doesn't have the trailer either.
The Naitch
11-23-2005, 01:05 PM
Kane should do stand up
LIIIIIIIIITTTTAAAAA!!!!
MAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!
Corkscrewed
11-23-2005, 03:25 PM
Wow, Glen Jacobs don't look so ugly in regular pics. Guess he gets some sort of eye shadow or something, cuz on TV his eyes look a lot more sunken in. :D
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If anyone ever finds a link to the trailer, please post it. :lol:
Drakul
11-24-2005, 01:17 AM
heres a list of tons of sites about it. I'm not going to go through every single one to find a trailer though.
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=see+no+evil+kane&sa=N&revid=1612911220&qpos=0&oi=revisions_inline
Kane Knight
11-24-2005, 01:43 AM
Wow, Glen Jacobs don't look so ugly in regular pics. Guess he gets some sort of eye shadow or something, cuz on TV his eyes look a lot more sunken in. :D
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If anyone ever finds a link to the trailer, please post it. :lol:
I always thought his makeup job was pretty obvious.
Corkscrewed
11-24-2005, 02:03 AM
I'm just dim like that. :$
Corkscrewed
11-24-2005, 02:03 AM
Well, that and I've just gotten used to it I guess. It was pretty obvious at first, and now I expect to see him with dark eyebrows.
Kane Knight
11-24-2005, 02:16 AM
Yeah, well, I guess it's my fag tendencies kicking in agin. a 7' monster comes down to the ring and all I think is WARDROBE!
Chavo Classic
11-24-2005, 06:05 AM
NEW GIMMICK Kane chases his opponents around then they chase him then some chicks skirt falls off and she chases them with a rolling pin
Todd Grissom: "Hey Kane, you and the Big Show have just successfully defended your tag teams titles for the eleventh straight match. How do you intend to celebrate?"
Kane: "Well... I think this calls for a sexy party"
*Benny Hill music plays and girls in bikinis dance around Kane*
- Director Gregory Dark has since been a porn director until now.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
STARRING: Glen Jacobs (Kane), Joe Cappelletti, Craig Horner, Tiffany Lamb, Penny McNamee, Samantha Noble, Matthew Okine, Michael J. Pagan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Not a single recognizable name! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is SO going to blow.
DominateR
11-25-2005, 01:46 PM
You wanna know what really caught me off guard is that he wasn't wearing a white contact in his right eye...how he does on RAW so it looks deformed or something, ya know? But he seems nice enough from the pic.
Extreme Angle
11-25-2005, 01:55 PM
:lol: strong gruesome violence and gore throughout, language, sexual content and some drug use.
Drakul
11-26-2005, 01:26 AM
:lol: strong gruesome violence and gore throughout, language, sexual content and some drug use.
So we will see the drugging of Katie Vick followed by the gruesome car crash and the...Funeral Parlour scene.Then the "I just screwed your brains out" quote :shifty:
Corkscrewed
11-26-2005, 01:47 AM
That would be hilarious.
Optimistic T
11-26-2005, 02:00 AM
I'm at IMDb and Christina Vidal is the only name I recognize. I'm not even sure where I recognize her from. Nothing from the listings matches up.
Oh and sorta odd but, Michael J. Pagan who's in this is also going to be in Gridiron Gang which stars The Rock.
EDIT: Checked in Trivia since not being able to place Vidal's name was bugging me a bit. She was featured on the remix of Will Smith's "Nod Ya Head" from MIB II, which I happen to have on my comp.
46 & 2
11-26-2005, 02:18 AM
Every wrestler in the history of the universe wears a fanny pack. Especially Macho Man Randy Savage.
Especially Naked Mideon.
Skippord
11-26-2005, 02:34 AM
Todd Grissom: "Hey Kane, you and the Big Show have just successfully defended your tag teams titles for the eleventh straight match. How do you intend to celebrate?"
Kane: "Well... I think this calls for a sexy party"
*Benny Hill music plays and girls in bikinis dance around Kane*
BESSST GIMMICK EVEEEEEEEEER
CYCLOPTERSAURUS
11-26-2005, 04:26 AM
Did anybody ever read that book about him? And is it as hilarious as it sounds?
Extreme Angle
11-26-2005, 04:46 AM
:lol:
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