"Sick" Nick Mondo

[The Naitch]

Bash him

Praise him

Discuss

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Huge waste of the term "wrestler"

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I just saw a commercial for Blockbuster on TV as I was reading this. What are the odds?

Seriously though, he fails at life.

[aaronkyle86]

Mike Mondo > Nick Mondo

[Funky Fly]

Who the fuck is he?

[Taker Fan]

Does anyone mind giving me a quick background of the guy? Thanks :D

[KingofOldSchool]

Sadistic's favorite wrestler.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Who the fuck is he?

Exactly!

[Funky Fly]

Has he ever done any of the following?

Botched a powerbomb in someone's backyard?
Fallen off a house?
Been on the giving or receiving end of a lightbulb smashing?
Taken a weapon from a fan and used it in a match?
Fallen from a scaffold?
Used hooks, knives or home made flamethrowers in a match?

[Xero]

Has he ever done any of the following?

Botched a powerbomb in someone's backyard?
Fallen off a house?
Been on the giving or receiving end of a lightbulb smashing?
Taken a weapon from a fan and used it in a match?
Fallen from a scaffold?
Used hooks, knives or home made flamethrowers in a match?
Yes. All of it.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

And all before it's time for him to stock the new releases too.

What a talented son of a bitch he is.

[Funky Fly]

WOW.

I was expecting like 3, but all of them? Pure garbage.

[Xero]

Well, I don't have proof that he was a backyard wrestler, but I'm sure he's botched a Powerbomb.

Edit: Oh, wait, he's been on a few of those Backyard Wrestling tapes... So yeah.

[KingofOldSchool]

And he's on that horrible Backyard Wrestling game.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Huge waste of the term "wrestler"

[Nowhere Man]

The only "Mondo" I want to hear about is the fruit juice that came out in the 90s to compete with Squeez-it. That stuff was tasty.

[Xero]

Nick Mondo would have been good as one of those Squeez-It bottles. That way you can drink his life away and stick him up a CZW fan's ass all in the same minute!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

This thread will be a flame war by morning.

[High Impact v.W.o]

I'm probably gonna get flamed for this buuuut....

He wasn't actually that bad a wrestler, he just made some poor career choices *cough* CZW *cough* and if he had of been called up to a bigger promotion like TNA or RoH and was given the chance to actually show those skills he might have still been around now.

[BlackDawn2024]

I'm with Funky, who in the fuck is Nick Mondo?

[The Naitch]

Nick "NO MORE LATE FEES" Mondo (http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/gallery/n/nickmondo.html)

[Skippord]

Fuck I love Squeeze-it though like seriously

[Sadistic]

This isn't even worth replying to. The only one who got it spot on is High Impact v.W.o. Probably because he's the only one of you that has actually seen more than a 10 second spot out of one of Mondo's matches.

[DaVe]

This isn't even worth replying to.

Oops?

[Impact!]

This isn't even worth replying to. The only one who got it spot on is High Impact v.W.o. Probably because he's the only one of you that has actually seen more than a 10 second spot out of one of Mondo's matches.
As much as I hate to agree with this guy, he's right, or at least High Impact v.W.o was right.

And yes Sadistic you kinda um screwed up with:

This isn't even worth replying to.

[Sadistic]

I mean it's not worth typing trying to explain something to a bunch of morons.
Just read what High Impact v.W.o. wrote.

[Impact!]

I did :|

[DaVe]

Well done.

I'm pretty sure Sadistic was just talking to us as a whole.

[Impact!]

Fine :roll:

*We did

[RemyRed]

He worked ROH a few times. CZW gets too bad a rap just because of that one Rajah column.

[Chavo Classic]

He worked ROH a few times. CZW gets too bad a rap just because of that one Rajah column.

What Rajah column? CZW has a bad rep with me because it's garbage. Having watched the 'most violent match in America' video from a thread posted by Sadistic about 4 months ago I came to the conclusion that its not worth my attention (oh, and I tried to watch some CZW Fake-You tv on the wrestling channel... I was relieved when Bikini Beach came on)

[Sadistic]

lol @ Bikini Beach. Now Quiz TV has taken over.

CZW does do deathmatches but they also have an amazing juniour heavyweight division. Mondo could have had some great matches in that division but he made a big mistake in getting involved with deathmatches. He even says it himself that he made a mistake getting involved in those type of matches.

[Skippord]

Lets talk about the real topic at hand here Squeeze-it and their ownage of all other fruit substance drinks

[Kane Knight]

I mean it's not worth typing trying to explain something to a bunch of morons.

That's the same reasoning most people use in regards to their decision as to whether to mock your or attempt to reason with you. :) Irony is ironic sometimes.

[Kane Knight]

What Rajah column? CZW has a bad rep with me because it's garbage.

[Jaton]

NO MORE LATE FEES

[Kane Knight]

That's the new CZW chant.

[Xero]

lol @ Bikini Beach. Now Quiz TV has taken over.

CZW does do deathmatches but they also have an amazing juniour heavyweight division. Mondo could have had some great matches in that division but he made a big mistake in getting involved with deathmatches. He even says it himself that he made a mistake getting involved in those type of matches.
And he still kept up at it. It's his own fucking fault and because of it no one would ever take him seriously if he took a sick day from Blockbuster and tried out for the WWE and faced Kurt Angle and took him to school. No one would give two fucks if they ever heard of his CZW days.

The WWE has a great cruiserweight division that they DO use (contrary to popular belief) and that DO have good matches when the WWE allows them to. So, shouldn't you just LOVE the WWE even if they have John Cena vs. JBL as the WrestleMania main event?

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, I can't take seriously a guy who laments his own activity in something when he voluntarily continues to do it. It's not like someone's got a gun to his head.

There are tons of legit promotions across the nation, and many of them (Inclding the two televised ones) use Cruisers. Surprisingly enough, he chooses to stay with a federation that does death matches, and still participates in them. He takes part in a federation that is considered a joke, and matches that are considered garbage.

If he's so great, why isn't he standing on his own two legs?

[Disturbed316]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/nickmondo/07.jpg

Wow, cant wait to see this guy in action.

[Xero]

http://www.czwfans.com/board/

lol

[Shawn Mega]

I rather watch him than CM PUNK.

[Destor]

High Impact v.W.o is Impact Player, fyi. And Sadistic, their "good" wrestling you keep going on about, its spotfests. Someone needs to explain to you that spotfest are garbage and not good wrestling.

[DaBrasko]

To each their own

[Kane Knight]

High Impact v.W.o is Impact Player, fyi. And Sadistic, their "good" wrestling you keep going on about, its spotfests. Someone needs to explain to you that spotfest are garbage and not good wrestling.

Why explain to him what he confesses and then seemingly revkes every five seconds?

[High Impact v.W.o]

High Impact v.W.o is Impact Player, fyi. And Sadistic, their "good" wrestling you keep going on about, its spotfests. Someone needs to explain to you that spotfest are garbage and not good wrestling.
That is slander, How dare you :mad:




:shifty:




Way to ruin the secret :p

[Destor]

Using him to try and make it seem like there are three CZW fans is slander.

[High Impact v.W.o]

:lol:

Comeon it was funny, I was agreeing with myself.

[Destor]

I did get a laugh out of it.

[High Impact v.W.o]

:D

[Shadow]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/nickmondo/09.jpg

Honestly...the only thing I can think of for this pic is...

MECHA SHIVA! MECHA SIVA!

[The Naitch]

is that Davairi?

[Skippord]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/nickmondo/09.jpg

Honestly...the only thing I can think of for this pic is...

MECHA SHIVA! MECHA SIVA!

BEST Venture Brothers Ever :rofl:

[Skippord]

Shortly before CZW star Joker left to serve overseas, he had one request. To test himself against Zandig, man-to-man. He was given that opportunity, and left a confident man, fully aware of his abilities. The fans, upon viewing the bout at the CZW Arena, applauded the efforts of both men, and cheered for Joker's safe return.

Little did Joker know that, like it or not, he'd find himself apart of a heartless and selfish plan, and find himself at CZW's Cage of Death 7.

It all began one year ago, at CZW Cage of Death 6. Justice Pain & Nick Gage fooled the company, the fans, and their respective tag team partners - The Wifebeater and Nate Hatred. By injuring their foes, Pain & Gage were finally able to unite together in Combat Zone Wrestling, brother & brother by each other's side. Wifebeater & Hatred were brutally injured and thought to never be seen again. And more importantly to the new H8 Club, now flanked by the devious "Dew", Dewey Donovan, there wasn't a team in the world that could stop them.

At Gen Z, the team debuted, running over El Generico & Beef Wellington. They begged for competition. CZW Officials listened, and at Only the Strong, the Hate Club faced off against "Spyder" Nate Webb & the late Chri$ Ca$h, defeating the World Tag Team Champions to win the titles. Still, the H8 Club begged for competition. Pain even called out CZW Legend "Sick" Nick Mondo. They wanted ANYONE, besides the "comedy show" in the locker room to face them.

In came a sadistic Hardcore team in the form of Madman Pondo & 2 Tuff Tony. And again, another team fell. But at least they could walk. Others would not be so lucky, including Jon Dahmer & Adam Flash. The champions threatened that the injuries would continue until a team worthy of being in the ring with them came to CZW.

With Dahmer injured, his usual partner, DJ Hyde, brought in the "Insanity". On CZW XPosed, "Mr. Insanity" Toby Klein was enraged at the H8 Club's attempt to set the equally insane Necro Butcher on fire earlier in the year. While his team with Hyde was unable to defeat the champions, the fans began to eagerly anticipate the potential matchup between Necro/Klein and The H8 Club. At CZW's "Violent By Design", no one could have expected the bloodbath that ensued. Neco & Klein took the champions to the limit. Bodies were rammed head-first into steel gates. Justice Pain was launched off the balcony in the CZW Arena onto the floor. Necro overwhelmed "The Future of Hardcore" in a memorable barroom, seated fist fight. Necro called for a "rain of chairs", prompting the fans to bury Gage in a sea of metallic, brown weapons. Hell, the Butcher continued to execute top-rope maneuevers INTO the chairs! But still, the H8 Club persevered. Pain was able to secure a victory, and the champions were barely able to escape with the titles. But I think the "Tough Crazy Bastards", as they'd be named, got the champions attention.

A month later, at High Stakes 3, an insane "Fans Bring the Weapons" match would see the "Tough Crazy Bastards", with an assist from the returning Nate Hatred, finally unseat Pain & Gage as the NEW CZW World Tag Team Champions! Pain's victory the month before came with a price, as the "Ultraviolent All-Star" was pummeled into a piece of guardrail wedged horizontally between the ring and the fans. Hatred, returning to CZW to the fans surprise, launched Pain clear over the top rope and into a table at ringside! "Tough Crazy Bastards" celebrated, as CZW's traditional "Tournament of Death" lingered closer at the end of the month.

At TOD, three finalists emerged, in the form of The Necro Butcher, "The Future of Hardcore" Nick Gage, and the "Boss" himself, Zandig. However, Zandig's road there was difficult, as he faced The Blackout in the first round in a handicap match. With Ruckus coming to the ring to asisst Eddie Kingston & Robby Mireno, 3-on-1 odds were seemingly too great to overcome. Zandig revealed his trump card, the returning JOKER! In one of CZW's best matches of the year, Zandig advanced after Joker & he were able to defeat Blackout. Just as Zandig had been there at Joker's request, to wrestle a deathmatch before Joker's service in Iraq began, Joker backed his ally up, helping him even the odds.

The finals saw The Necro Butcher emerge as TOD Champion, but not before Nick Gage was engulfed in flames, a sight the CZW fans will never forget. Following the bout, Zandig seemed to respect the Necro Butcher. So much, that he promised to team with the TOD Champion in August to battle The H8 Club in a Barbed Wire Ropes match.

Come August, at Deja Vu, Justice Pain announced that Gage's burns left him unable to compete. Pain would then be attacked by Nate Hatred, including a "receipt" for Hatred's broken neck where Pain was piledrove off the ring apron through a table! With the H8 Club out of comission, The Necro Butcher was challenged to a match by J.C. Bailey, as Zandig looked on. It's on! Odd...no H8 Club in the barbed wire, and now no Zandig. It seemed Zandig wouldn't be getting the Butcher's back, after all. And J.C. Bailey, who later seemed to serve Zandig's needs as an "ultraviolent guinea pig", would be torn to shreds inside the ring with the Butcher. Bailey's substitution came with a reward, as he won the Ultraviolent Underground title following interference from...Nick Gage?!? Gage was joined by Justice Pain in pummeling Necro, until ZANDIG himself made the save! Zandig stayed true to his word, coming to Necro's aid. Or did he? Was Zandig out there to necessarily save Necro, or to quench his thirst for the ultraviolent style that he founded, and get into a bloody, barbed-wire-styled brawl with Gage & Pain, who also started in the company with him. In the end, The H8 Club stood victorious, as Zandig and Necro were left a bloody mess.

A match was signed for a "Big Mother F'N Deal", where fans would bring the weapons in a hostile battle between Nate Hatred & Zandig against The H8 Club. But Zandig was suddenly unable to compete alongside Hatred. The H8 Club took on Hatred & a substitute partner, former CZW Champion The Messiah, who as fans know is one of Zandig's most hated of CZW foes from the past. The H8 Club were victorious, and their reign of terror was now back on track. Odd, wasn't it? That Zandig would set up such a main event, even hinting as past associatings with Hatred with the show title, and then just...not wrestle the H8 Club. Even more convenient, was that one of Zandig's greatest foes, The Messiah, was left to be punished and beaten down in the main event.

A confusing situation became even worse for "Tough Crazy Bastards", as they lost the CZW World Tag Team Championship in an unlikely bout against Chris Hero & Claudio Castagnoli. Things were definately rolling in the H8 Club's favor.

How would Zandig stick it to The H8 Club? Surely, the next month they'd be put into compromising situations to even the score, right? Well, Nick Gage received a CZW World Title match. He gave Ruckus a brutal beating, and came very close to defeating the champion. Justice Pain was put into a "Tables & Thumbtacks" match with Hatred & Toby Klein. Pain used his ringsmarts to allow Klein & Hatred to fight each other, and when the oppurtunity was there, he once again took out Hatred with a "Pain Thriller" into the tacks for the win.

With Hatred out, it became a two-on-two battle, one more time. Tough Crazy Bastards. The H8 Club. The rubber match. Finally, at "Night of Infamy", the two teams would decide who was the sickest and most devastating team in the company. Or would they? After Pain jumped on the microphone a month before following the "T & T" match, and voiced his claim to be after the CZW World Title, it seemed a bit odd that he'd see his body torn to shreds inside a mysterious "Shattered Dreams" match.

When the match came to, Pain, with taped fists covered in glass, assaulted a ringside fan. Security surrounded the former CZW Champion, and CZW Comissioner/Promoter Maven T. Bently immediately kicked Pain out of the building and indefinately suspended him. Gage was left partnerless. Who would help him? Why...who else but the man Zandig seemingly USED as his own pin cushion, J.C. Bailey? Bailey came to the ring and eventually got himself taped up for the match. And what a bout it was. An uneasy feeling surrounded the arena, with fans confused and afraid of what might happen next. Finally, Tough Crazy Bastards, in a bout that saw four pains of glass shattered, a ring surrounded by glass, and the mat covered in it...stood victorious. It was a great moment. So great, that Zandig himself finally returned to the CZW Arena, with beers in hand, to celebrate with the winners. And then clothesline both of them.

Zandig launched a beer at one of the CZW fans, showing that his respect and gratitude for them how now turned into a bitter hatred. Gage & Bailey entered the ring, aiding the "Boss" in both a physical and verbal tirade on Tough Crazy Bastards. Zandig had snapped, as he was disgusted by the fans approval of two wrestlers who were "in and out" of the company. The boss cared not for personal approval, disputes, or match results. All he cared about was bringing back the ultraviolent style that made CZW what it is today. He ran down the locker room. He berated the fans for being ungrateful. And then he found J.C. Bailey's usefulness up, throwing him out of the ring, as well. With no allies left, Zandig had seemingly done the unthinkable, alligning out of respect with the three men who had been there with him since the beginning - manager "Discount" Dewey Donovan, "The Future of Hardcore" Nick Gage, and...

Justice Pain? Pain entered the ring, celebrating with the group. But hadn't he just been suspended? Zandig addressed this, thanking his own personal "plant" who gave the "Ultraviolent All-Star" a break. After all, Zandig questioned, "Do you think I'd really let him come out here and tear his body up in THIS?" The fans stood in disbelief. In Zandig's attempt to "bring back Ultraviolence", he seemingly turned on CZW's most popular duo - Tough Crazy Bastards, and publicly shit on the fans who loved him.

One man had enough. Joker returned to CZW, and was able to rid the ring of Zandig's new superpower team. He promised to gain revenge on Zandig at Cage of Death 7, as Joker & Tough Crazy Bastards would battle Zandig & The H8 Club in the cage. How dare Zandig betray the trust of all the fans, of the TOD Champion. It's as if Zandig was saying that unless he, Pain, & Gage were involved, the Ultraviolent Style just wasn't there. Joker had gained tremendous fan support. His courage overseas was seen as an inspiration, both by the CZW fans and the locker room. When Zandig needed HIM, he was there for the boss. Now that Zandig was in a position to be back on top, the owner spit on every fan, every locker room star, and anyone except the H8 Club, in a selfish act to inflate their own egos. Zandig's thirst for blood and ultraviolence obviously means more to him than personal friendships and respect. At Cage of Death, we'll see just how much it means to him, when he has to answer for his actions.

This story all began with Joker battling Zandig for respect.

It continued with the two craziest tag teams in CZW, Tough Crazy Bastards and The H8 Club, tearing the house down and bringing the ultraviolence back.

The story took a twist with no clear winner between TCB and The H8 Club, and a selfish decision made by Zandig to spit on Joker, the fans, and CZW.

At Cage of Death 7...the story, and perhaps the career of one of CZW's best...will END.

Oh, and one more thing. Just WHAT is the blueprint for this year's cage?

Previous cages have seen CZW on the cover of the Philadelphia Daily News, explosions, chainsaws, career-changing matches, World and Tag Team Titles Changes, a battle for company-control, One Million Thumbtacks, turning on partners, high-flying spectacles of "can you top THIS?", the end of a career, and more shocking developments that one could list.

With The Necro Butcher, Joker, "Mr. Insanity" Toby Klein, Zandig, Justice Pain, and Nick Gage all inside the Cage of Death...you'd be a "crazy bastard" yourself to expect anything less than your wildest imagination could dream.


:wtf:

[Destor]

:lol:
I only browsed that, as it was far too long, but :rofl: nonetheless.

[The Naitch]

yeah, not gonna read all that crap, dont wanna waste 5 minutes of my life

[Skippord]

Fuck I didnt even read it

[Skippord]

And who in the fuck is afraid of some dude named Toby

[RemyRed]

And who in the fuck is afraid of some dude named Toby
lol As opposed of being afraid of someone name Shawn? Or Lance? Or Chris?

[AJHayes]

Mad Man Pondo > Sick Nick Mondo

JCW owns.

[The Naitch]

Pongo > Mondo

[Xero]

Ping Pong > Mondo

[Disturbed316]

Pong > Mondo

[redoneja]

I actually have some of that Mondo drink in my fridge right now. Saw some in when I was on vacation and I hopped all of that shit. MMM.

Suck it Kool-Aid.

[Skippord]

Dong > Mondo

[Nervous Ferret]

dung > Mondo

AS in horse dung :(

[Harib Allsak]

OMGZ!!!!!!!!11 TEH WWE IS TEH ROXXXORZ!!!!!!!!!!11 JOHN CENA IS TEH BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!11111111

















You guys need to get a life more than I do.......get some fucking air......

[Kane Knight]

Hush now, tardboy.

[Harib Allsak]

BAN ME NOW!!!!!!!!!! SO TEH INTERNET PENIS GETSSSSS BIGZ!!!!!!1112

[Kane Knight]

Hush now, tardboy.

[Cactus Sid]

OMGZ!!!!!!!!11 TEH WWE IS TEH ROXXXORZ!!!!!!!!!!11 JOHN CENA IS TEH BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!11111111

















You guys need to get a life more than I do.......get some fucking air......

Would be good if someone actually said that......

[Kane Knight]

He's one of the tards from Mondo's site no doubt. Pay him no heed.

Or bait him with:

Hush now, tardboy.

[Harib Allsak]

No, I'm not a guy from the Mondo site. www.smartmarkvideo.com. I suggest you go pick up some recent CZW tapes/DVDs. They've strayed far from that totally hardcore/ultraviolent style (with the exception of the yearly bloodmark's wet dream known as TOD).

[Kane Knight]

Yeahkifyousayso

[Harib Allsak]

ignorant fucks

[Kane Knight]

You should talk. :)

[Harib Allsak]

how exactly am I ignorant again? that's what I thought:)

[Kane Knight]

Hiding behind this notion that people here haven't watched CZW or watched it recently...

Pretty ignorant. :)

Hush now, tardboy.

[Harib Allsak]

Uh, well, the way most of the posters on here criticize CZW, it's pretty safe to say that no one has watched a normal CZW show in a lonnnnnng time. Whether or not you keep that retarted little "Hush now, tardboy" thing after everything you say, I'll still post. Might as well save your fingers from carpal tunnel while you're at it.;)

[CSL]

Whether or not you keep that retarted little "Hush now, tardboy" thing after everything you say...

<font color=white>As opposed to that 'OMFGZ' uber dumb shit you say before every post?</font>

[Kane Knight]

Uh, well, the way most of the posters on here criticize CZW, it's pretty safe to say that no one has watched a normal CZW show in a lonnnnnng time.

Hardly. :) But keep making your assumptive claims.

Whether or not you keep that retarted little "Hush now, tardboy" thing after everything you say, I'll still post. Might as well save your fingers from carpal tunnel while you're at it.;)

Wonder if you've heard of the "paste" function. You weren't really typing out tht retarded shit every time you posted, were you? :lol:

[Kane Knight]

As opposed to that 'OMFGZ' uber dumb shit you say before every post?

Yeah, but that's different

[Kris P Lettus]

OMG CENA IZ DA ROXERZ

CZW IS DA SUX!11!

[CSL]

<font color=white>BTW, what the fuck does 'ROXERZ' mean?

I apologize in advance for not being down with the deathboy lingo</font>

[Kris P Lettus]

It means he rules..

I'm just fucking around anyway..

Don't even watch wrestling, boysssssss...

[Nark Order]

Did it ever occur to the retard that we don't like CZW simply because we don't like it?

[CSL]

Did it ever occur to the retard that we don't like CZW simply because we don't like it?

<font color=white>No.

We don't like CZW 'cause they have no John Cena</font>

[Kane Knight]

no

[Xero]

Did it ever occur to the retard that we don't like CZW simply because we don't like it?
Of course not. We LOVE it, we're just trying to piss him off!

Everyone here watches and LOVES CZW! We just didn't like Sadistic.

[AJHayes]

Uh, well, the way most of the posters on here criticize CZW, it's pretty safe to say that no one has watched a normal CZW show in a lonnnnnng time. Whether or not you keep that retarted little "Hush now, tardboy" thing after everything you say, I'll still post. Might as well save your fingers from carpal tunnel while you're at it.;)


Oooh!!! KK, Let me give this a try..

**crosses fingers, hoping that he doesn't Lita this**

Hush now, tardboy.

[Kane Knight]

By God, I think you've got it!

[AJHayes]

Yahoo!!! (Cheap plug for you guys there. ;))

You know what this means?

ITS TIME FOR A SEXY PARTY!