X-SPAN!!!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

:)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28666

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[Right Angle]

Superb stuff.

Particularly liked the quote of "These gals...are real sluts"

[Pinnacle Charisma]

:lol:


Im gussing that Vince is going to pass some law that will allow him to kill everyone that is under 6 foot

[Kane Knight]

Old?

[Corkscrewed]

New to me.....

Rumors are also swirling around Darkshade (I-Nether Zone), an enigmatic, masked X-Senator who never speaks and always appears with Nevermore, his chief advisor. According to Nevermore, the demons of Cataclysma will break free of their unholy bonds on Halloween during the pay-per-view Senate Slamma-Jamma Damnationals–unless Darkshade's revisions to the Family Medical Leave Act are approved before the stroke of midnight.
:rofl:

[Kane Knight]

It was just funnier when I saw it originally, near the XFL fiasco.