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The Naitch
11-27-2005, 06:55 AM
Post some memorable Juventud moments here.

I'll post some pics

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/5452/166kc.jpg

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/1225/070un.jpg

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/1407/200pl.jpg

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4874/juvi8zd.jpg

What Would Kevin Do?
11-27-2005, 06:56 AM
He needs to put his mask back on....

Funky Fly
11-27-2005, 06:59 AM
Yeah, looks too much like a Latin Michael Jackson.

Impact!
11-27-2005, 07:04 AM
:lol: yeah he does....scarely enough

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:07 AM
Title history (credit OWW)

-National Tag Team titles w/Fuerza Guerrera (3)
-WWA World Lightweight title (2)
-IWAS Tag Team titles w/Jerry Estrada
-WWA World Tag Team titles w/Fuerza Guerrera
-WWA World Trios titles w/Fuerza Guerrera & Psicosis
-WCW World Cruiserweight title (3)
-IWGP Junior Heavyweight title
-WCW World Tag Team titles w/Rey Misterio Jr.
-IWA Puerto Rico Light Heavyweight title
-BTW United States Light Heavyweight title
-WWA/WWAS Cruiserweight title
-XWF Cruiserweight title
-X-LAW Extreme Junior title
-WWC World Junior Heavyweight title
-WWE Cruiserweight Champion (2)

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:08 AM
Juventud Guerrera was released from WCW after an "incident" in Australia where Juvi embarassed the company by making a scene publicly..

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:08 AM
March 2002: Eddie Guerrero and Psicosis were upset at Juventud for showing up late at the WWA Pay Per View..

What Would Kevin Do?
11-27-2005, 07:09 AM
He looks like someone Superslim would like if he was drunk.

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:09 AM
~~~They cite that they had no time to prepare for the 3 way match, which is why it was considered subpar and not up to expectations..

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:09 AM
Eric Bischoff and Juventud Guerrera had a tense confrontation, backstage at the WWA Pay Per View. Juvi came up to Bischoff and said "how's it going, boss?". Bischoff's response was something like Weren't you one of the guys who signed a petition to get me fired?, in response to what occurred after Bash at the Beach 2000. After Russo let Hogan become World Champion from an easy Jarrett defeat, Russo cut a promo on Hogan, and then declared that the REAL title match would be Booker T vs. Jeff Jarrett instead. After this incident, WCW wrestler Konnan sent around a petitition to get wrestlers to back Russo instead of Eric Bischoff. Bischoff told Juvi that he'd never forget that, to which Juvi apparently responded "But I'm still real, and I'm still the juice", to whatever that means.

Bischoff ran down the entire Vince Russo clique (such as Jeff Jarrett, etc.), or wrestlers close to Russo during late 1999 or during 2000, and said that they couldn't make it in wrestling today.

Eric Bischoff apparently told friends Earnest Miller and Ric Steiner to not sign any contracts with any of the start-up federations, like the WWA.

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:10 AM
lol how's it goin' boss?

:lol:

RemyRed
11-27-2005, 07:10 AM
Juventud Guerrera vs. Australia, 2000

Old Juvi Juice was reportedly tripping on ecstasy and went on a spree beating up cops (what cop can't handle a guy the size of Juvi?). He may have broken the ribs of a female cop. WINNER: Wrestling fans who have something to talk about. LOSERS: Wrestling fans embarrassed by a truly phenomenal wrestler. (thanks to Chuck Richmond and Lewis Feinman) -www.armpitwrestling.com

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:11 AM
Late March: Juvi Guerrera has a falling out with AAA, and as a result is no longer on the America's Cup Team Mexico in TNA..

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:11 AM
when I grow up, I wanna be just like The Juice :yes:

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:12 AM
but better looking of course

Impact!
11-27-2005, 07:15 AM
:( I was gonna go see that tour, but ended up not having enough money when the time came to get tickets.

Woulda been so funny to see the Juicemaker ( :naughty: ) in Australia





:shifty:

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:15 AM
Little bit of info for the curious...

Wrestler: Juventud Guerrera (Youth Warrior)

Real Name: Eduardo Aníbal González Hernández

Birthday: November 23, 1974

Hometown: Mexico City, Mexico

Marital Status: Divorced w/Son (Andrew)

Height & Weight: 5'5" - 165 lbs

Trained by:
Fuerza Guerrera
Pepe Casas
Cacique Mara

Debut: March 13, 1992

Previous Gimmicks:
El Hijo de Fuerza Guerrera
Fuerza Gimm
The Juice (XPW)

Finishing Move:
Juvi Driver
Super Juvi Driver

Favorite Moves:
Pumphandle Sitout Facebuster
Powerbomb
Sitout Face Plant
Springboard Missile Dropkick
Swinging DDT
Flying 450 Splash
Flying Frog Splash
Super Huracanrana
Sitout Crucifix Powerbomb
Juicy Elbow
Air Juvi

Notable Feuds:
Rey Mysterio Jr
Chris Jericho
The Rock (feud of words)
Kid Kaos (XPW)
Felino (EMLL)
Jonny Storm

Impact!
11-27-2005, 07:16 AM
Well Naitch, the first stpe is to get banned by AAA





:shifty:

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:18 AM
:lol:

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:19 AM
I got the whole getting high on drugs and making a scene thing down though

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:21 AM
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9649/159tk.jpg

I want that shirt

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:23 AM
Source: PWTorch.com Newsletter

Juventud Guerrera is currently the subject of backstage heat for his actions in a recent match with Paul London. Despite being told not to do so, Guerrera used Hardcore Holly’s “Alabama Slam,” which, suffice it to say, did not make the veteran pleased. Holly reportedly told Rey Mysterio, who’s considered Juvi’s proverbial babysitter, to warn Guerrera about using the move.

Management and Paul London are also upset with Guerrera for performing the 450 splash, especially since he botched the move and landed on London’s face.

A final factor in his heat with WWE comes from lowering his ring attire to reveal his upper body definition (Guerrera plans it out ahead of time and even oils his chest before matches). Road agents instructed Guerrera to keep his outfit on at all times.

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:25 AM
Simply put. He's had more backstage problems, realeases, injuries than Triple H has had titles.

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:27 AM
Cause they are having sex with her ass :naughty:

Anyhow bye bye Juvi :wavesad:

Funny, I didn't expect Juvi to ever be in WWE....

Then he makes his debut in WWE, only to have problems with management. People expected he'd be released

But no...

Low and behold, he somehows weasels his way and uses his charm to win the WWE Cruiserweight title, PLUS Vince and Johnny Ace like him


Two words:

ROLE MODEL

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:28 AM
Oh no he done a 450, so fuck. It's good to see some of the high risk moves every now and then.

It's probably best if he behaves himself for a while because he's getting into trouble fast for many different reasons.

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:29 AM
one day he'll learn

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:29 AM
Why is the management upset if Juvi shows his upperbody? 98% of the roster doesn't use shirts or tanktops.

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:31 AM
LOL. Let Juvi be Juvi. When he starts getting naked in the ring...

Impact!
11-27-2005, 07:32 AM
Well theres plenty of worse people to have as a role model, like that "I love god" Shawn Micheals character.

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:32 AM
This was posted in July:

London uses the Shooting Star Press as a finisher, and should stick wiht it, because he's got the best SSP in the business.

I think that they're just giving Juventud a really hard time because of his previous problems - they're watching him a little too closely. "Exposing his chest"? Come the fuck on. Ric Flair exposing his chest ought to be stopped - that's where they should be focusing, with those disgusting saggy man breasts. Anyways, I give Juvi another month before he's gone and the Mexicool are history and Psicosis and Super Crazy fall into that unfortunate void that has become so encompassing of great wrestlers in the WWE.


Oh, and LOL at Rey Mysterio being Juventud's "babysitter." LOL

Nope, Juvi is still around, and better than ever. I win the bet, hater

Impact!
11-27-2005, 07:33 AM
Why did that Slim comment make me laugh so much :lol:

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:34 AM
http://images.xylot.com/reyjuvibaby.jpg

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:34 AM
Why did that Slim comment make me laugh so much :lol:

lol

I doubt Slim will ever learn his lesson though

CharismaInjection
11-27-2005, 07:37 AM
TPWW has gotta a lot of love for 'The Juice!'

Impact!
11-27-2005, 07:41 AM
Slim has alot of love for the Juice.

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:41 AM
The people have spoken:

The feeling backstage is that Juventud knows that Vince and Johnny Ace both like him, so he figures he’s immune to any backstage troubles.

Psycosis and Super Crazy don’t hang out with him backstage because of how he’s been acting. They no longer travel with him because they don’t want any of his heat to come off on them. Juventud’s new travel partner is Bob Orton.

Most hillarious thing ever was when Juvi was holding a picture of Torri in a magazine or something and he starts doing cock thrusts to the picture while on camera. :lol:

The Juice>>>All

:yes:

Da yuice is takee ova. DA YUICE!

Hahahaha

Juice is the shit!

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:45 AM
he reminds me of Mark Morrison

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:45 AM
if you listen to Headlines by Mark Morrison, you'll know what I'm talking about

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 07:46 AM
seriously though, post some memorable (Juice) WCW moments here because I barely watched WCW back then

Impact!
11-27-2005, 08:02 AM
I would, but I never watched much either

Extreme Angle
11-27-2005, 08:03 AM
Bob Orton likes "the juice"
http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/index.php?id=headlines/134210370

Pinnacle Charisma
11-27-2005, 08:20 AM
Yeah, looks too much like a Latin Michael Jackson.


He also looks like Chris Tucker from when he was in The Fifth Element

Skippord
11-27-2005, 08:29 AM
I love teh Juvi

RemyRed
11-27-2005, 08:36 AM
WCW Moments

-Him breaking a bottle of Tequila over Jushin Liger's head and then getting the win (winning Liger's belt [IWGP?])

-Him on color commentary singing along with Sting's entrance music.

-"Him humping the Torrie Wilson picture" -LC

hb2k
11-27-2005, 08:39 AM
Juventud’s new travel partner is Bob Orton.

That's a TV Comedy in the making.

Da Juice Baby!!!

Impact!
11-27-2005, 09:25 AM
Bob Orton likes "the juice"
http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/index.php?id=headlines/134210370
Yeah I posted that ages back, *shrug*

Also if anyone has these Juvi clips can they post em, for those of us who havnt seen them.

The Naitch
11-27-2005, 06:12 PM
Yeah they should just let him run loose with the backstage segments

"Ooops, we did it again!"

I swear if they team up Juvi with Bob Orton as an onscreen duo, I will donate $100 to the orphans in Mexico

Volchok
11-27-2005, 08:21 PM
This thread has given me the laughs I needed.. Thank you Naitch.

The Icon of Elisim
11-27-2005, 11:50 PM
Randy needs to do something that makes Bob disown him forcing Bob to find a new son (i.e. Juvi)

The Naitch
11-28-2005, 12:40 AM
:lol:

Juventud "The Juice" Orton

The Naitch
11-28-2005, 12:41 AM
This thread has given me the laughs I needed.. Thank you Naitch.

you're welcome.

I was supposed to go to bed last night around 3am, but then I made this thread and the loling kept me awake for another hour. Then I went to bed

The Naitch
11-28-2005, 04:04 AM
please post some memorable Juice moments :mad:

Dorkchop
11-28-2005, 06:59 PM
If yha smell wat da yuice ih cookih!

There's one memory.

The Naitch
11-29-2005, 07:19 AM
Good shit

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/juventud/videos/

Go watch the "Mexicools find a different way to sell their snacks"

(Juvi basically does the same thing as he did to the Torrie Wilson magazine)

94 SVT Cobra
11-30-2005, 01:48 PM
Juvi rules, ive always thought he was dope. Mexicools rule as well

The Naitch
11-30-2005, 10:10 PM
Juvi is 100 times better than Mysterio on the mic

The Naitch
11-30-2005, 10:11 PM
hell, Juvi has more mic game than half of the fucking WWE roster

Dorkchop
12-01-2005, 12:15 AM
Juvi = Mad ratings. I'm not joking.