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Xero
11-27-2005, 08:48 PM
The many, non-childish, non-shitty, and non-Russo booked gimmicks of CZW!!!

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/7880/764b9jy.jpg
Here we see the VERY technical Trashcan Man falling off the ropes.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/6889/762a2yr.jpg
The Val Venis character has nothing on this guy!

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/4799/76617gx.jpg
The Moo Cow Man everyone!

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/770/76697gj.jpg
I think his gimmick is the Harcore Cow...

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/5723/77264uh.jpg
Brock Lesnar wouldn't like THIS guy!

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2636/750g5jp.jpg
... Moving on...

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9708/74810uz.jpg
Wait, now he's Horse Man?

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/5321/73180ds.jpg
... And they feed him cookies?

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2268/660b6lb.jpg
MOSKAU MOSKAU!
DaVe
11-27-2005, 08:53 PM
Ahaha.:lol:
Destor
11-27-2005, 09:06 PM
SeeTheDub!
PullMyFinger
11-27-2005, 10:04 PM
You've pissed Sadistic off now!
Xero
11-27-2005, 10:06 PM
You've pissed Sadistic off now!
What's he gonna do, make me watch a CZW event?

Oh, shit...... :'(
Kane Knight
11-27-2005, 10:21 PM
What's he gonna do, make me watch a CZW event?

Oh, shit...... :'(

Or hit you with lightbulbs...
Thriller
11-28-2005, 12:37 AM
That Val Venis character is non other than the triple x express Sexxxy Eddie.With exception of his his ring attir or lack there of he is very entertaingIn the ring and on the mic.He wrestles at a show in Mississauga once a month and so does Beef Wellington.
The Naitch
11-28-2005, 12:47 AM
the trashiest of the trash
Boondock Saint
11-28-2005, 12:57 AM
LOL @ trashcan man.
Destor
11-28-2005, 12:59 AM
I know a guy who wrestles under the name TrashCan.
Loose Cannon
11-28-2005, 12:59 AM
lol, look at that guy in the 3rd pic wearing a robe. It's like he just got up from bed and went to get the paper and stumbled upon a CZW show :lol:
Kane Knight
11-28-2005, 01:33 AM
lol, look at that guy in the 3rd pic wearing a robe. It's like he just got up from bed and went to get the paper and stumbled upon a CZW show :lol:

He wrestles under "arthur dent."
Xero
11-28-2005, 09:39 AM
That Val Venis character is non other than the triple x express Sexxxy Eddie.With exception of his his ring attir or lack there of he is very entertaingIn the ring and on the mic.He wrestles at a show in Mississauga once a month and so does Beef Wellington.
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Point.
Kane Knight
11-28-2005, 10:39 AM
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/7880/764b9jy.jpg

Interference from Oscar the Grouch...
The Naitch
11-28-2005, 10:45 AM
the guy in the second pic is Randy Orton
Xero
11-28-2005, 10:48 AM
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/tobyklein/01.jpg
Boy, Goldberg has lost a lot of weight. And apparently enjoys wearing leopard skin pants.
Harib Allsak
12-01-2005, 12:26 PM
OMGZ!!!!!!!!11 TEH WWE IS TEH ROXXXORZ!!!!!!!!!!11 JOHN CENA IS TEH BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!11111111
Kane Knight
12-01-2005, 12:28 PM
Hush now, tardboy.
Harib Allsak
12-01-2005, 12:34 PM
FUCK ZANDIG!!!!!!!!! FUCK CZW!!!!!!!!! BATISTA IS TEH GOD!!!!!1111112
Kane Knight
12-01-2005, 12:47 PM
Hush now, tardboy.
DaBrasko
12-01-2005, 01:18 PM
Why hasnt anyone started ripping Ric Blade?
Kane Knight
12-01-2005, 01:42 PM
TBH, nobody really cares enough to rip anything not alreadye stablished. It was mostly done (As said before) to piss off Sadistic, a guy who tried to tell us that death matches were greta storytelling and the only good wrestling promotions were underground.
CSL
12-01-2005, 01:46 PM
<font color=white>Wow.

These people probably actually tell people they are wrestlers.

Too many names to mention are rolling in their graves</font>
Kane Knight
12-01-2005, 01:52 PM
I loved the retards on the Mondo board who said they'd love to see Mondo v Angle in a Deathmatch. Proof these fucks don't get it.
Xero
12-01-2005, 02:27 PM
That was me. :shifty:
Xero
12-01-2005, 02:55 PM
OMGZ!!!!!!!!11 TEH WWE IS TEH ROXXXORZ!!!!!!!!!!11 JOHN CENA IS TEH BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!11111111
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/5321/73180ds.jpg vs. http://www.siouxland.net/dynaimg/content/sports/john_cena.jpg

At least he's not a hardcore cow that eats cookies...

He sucks, but I'd rather see a Cena promo/match than a promo/match with a guy with a five year old's shirt on...
Cool King
12-01-2005, 02:59 PM
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/5723/77264uh.jpg

I guess this guy doesn't like the new Hippy Jesus.
thecc
12-01-2005, 03:55 PM
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/5321/73180ds.jpg vs. http://www.siouxland.net/dynaimg/content/sports/john_cena.jpg

At least he's not a hardcore cow that eats cookies...

He sucks, but I'd rather see a Cena promo/match than a promo/match with a guy with a five year old's shirt on...But Cena doesn't have the power of the asspunch http://www.japw.net/multimedia/videos/asspunch.wmv
Xero
12-01-2005, 04:09 PM
Ya got me.
Chavo Classic
12-01-2005, 04:26 PM
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/5723/77264uh.jpg

I guess this guy doesn't like the new Hippy Jesus.

whats funnier is that the guy on the left is named Beef Wellington

oh dear
Schoenauer
12-01-2005, 04:37 PM
I loved the retards on the Mondo board who said they'd love to see Mondo v Angle in a Deathmatch. Proof these fucks don't get it.
Mondo would be tapping all night long.
Kane Knight
12-01-2005, 05:21 PM
NO WAY MAN, ANGLE WLD BE DED FRUM TEH DETH MACH STUF
Xero
12-01-2005, 05:23 PM
He probably would be. Mondo would probably drop him on his head or something...
94 SVT Cobra
12-01-2005, 07:36 PM
I remeber a few months ago before i registered when Sadistic put up those CZW matches...i had a point to this thread but all the senslessness of CZW has taken over me and made me unable to further with a point so ill leave it at this....CZW sucks,Mondo Sucks, all there matches i ever seen suck and sadistic...you suck for leaving after everybody proved (did anybody prove anything really?) that czw is a joke and you should have left it alone months ago when your first posted...and i know i know...i suck for being a noob
Gone Mad
12-02-2005, 01:07 PM
I think... yeah, I just lost some brain cells looking at those idiots. Man... :nono:

And remember, kids. Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered. Good night. :wave:
Kane Knight
12-02-2005, 01:28 PM
HAve your CZW fans spayed or neutered too.
Kane Knight
12-02-2005, 01:30 PM
Not that they'd ever get laid. Or if they did, they'd break out the barbed wire.

Oh, I can hear sadistic now...

"You idiots think that intercourse is good sex? I bet you actually enjoy foreplay, too. Dominara vs me in a deathfuck, now that was some real storytelling. You aren't a real sex fan. You just dismiss us because we enjoy something different!"
TerranRich
12-02-2005, 02:29 PM
My God, KK I need to spread rep like a whore spreads herpes! WAKKA!
alvarado52
12-02-2005, 02:46 PM
LMAO @ KK