What stupid things will JR say tonight?

[Savio]

I'll try to put them all down

[Innovator]

STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER!!!!

[The Naitch]

"Just finished taking my head out of Austin's ass. He had to push hard, put I'm here today, alive and kicking. STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER!"

[loopydate]

JR: Eric Bischoff is just like Saddam Hussein.
KING: How?
JR: Um...BAH GAWD!

JR: Rico getting whipped like a government mule.
KING: What's a government mule?
JR: Um...BAH GAWD!

JR: Mark Jindrak throws the best dropkick in the business!
KING: What about Billy Gunn or Bob Holly?
JR: Um...BAH GAWD!

[Kenny]

Remember when he kept calling The Undertaker "Booger Red"... and nobody knew what the fu</>ck he was talking about?

[Bad Guy]

*Test does a tilt-a-whirl slam*

JR: "BAH GAWD THE PILEDRIVER!!! OKLHAHOMA BAH GAWD!! :'("

[Savio]

Yeah it was a while ago though. He never makes much sence.

[Savio]

*Test does a tilt-a-whirl slam*

JR: "BAH GAWD THE PILEDRIVER!!! OKLHAHOMA BAH GAWD!! :'("

*Test does a tilt-a-whirl slam*

JR: Green mist!

[Disturbed316]

JR: I'm a stupid moron, with an ugly face and a big butt....and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

King: really?

JR: AUSTIN, AUSTIN, AUSTIN, STUNNER, AUSTIN, STUNNER

[Kenny]

My personal favorite JR signature move is the "Mix up" move.


"BAH GAWD... RANDY ORTON JUST HIT THE 5 STAR FROG SPLASH ON RVD!!!"

[Savio]

Quotes:
KING: Puppies
JR: Slobber knocker
Tazz: Rocket buster

[The Naitch]

"AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!"

[SuperSlim]

"BAH ...GAWD IS GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG! AUSTIN! AUSTIN!"

Lawler: calm down before you give yourself a heart attack.

"BAH GAWD HEART ATTACK!"

[BLaZeR-]

Anyone hear when JR called Lita "handsome" like maybe a month ago?

[loopydate]

Anyone hear when JR called Lita "handsome" like maybe a month ago?

Yeah. I've heard women described as "handsome" before, though. It does always sound strange, but I think it's a viable compliment.

[SuperSlim]

it just sounds strange to me to hear that

[The Naitch]

JR is pretty


pretty as in pretty gay

[Savio]

I hope bishoff will be on raw 2-night.

[Heyman]

HE'S LIKE A ONE-LEGGED MAN IN AN ASS-KICKING CONTEST!

[loopydate]

I forgot to mention one: The word "literally."

As in "Bah gawd! He is literally broken in half," after a big bump. Or if someone hurts their knee "He is literally a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest." Or if Kane goes on a tear "Kane is literally on fire!"

[Bad Guy]

BAH GAWD BAH GAWD BAH GAWD AUSTIN ON RAW! AUSTIN ON RAW! NEEEXXXXXXXXXT TIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEE!!!

[Heyman]

What's gonna happen NOW King? [/Cole circa 2001, 3 minutes into the show :shifty: ]

[CANADIAN]

Its a powerbomb (A Michinoku Driver, Body Slam, Suplex, or any other move)

[Heyman]

Baw Gawd King.......When I move you move (just like that?), When I move you move (just like that?), When I move you move (just like that?), Hell yeah! Hey DJ bring that back! (When I move you move) just like that?
(When I move you move) just like that? (When I move you move) just like that? (Hell yeah, Hey DJ bring that back!) Baw Gawd! Stand Up! Bah Gawd! Stand Up!

[sensai86]

Remember when he kept calling The Undertaker "Booger Red"... and nobody knew what the fu</>ck he was talking about?

Honestly...I wish I could answer that...wait...no I can't

[sensai86]

I got an idea...forget it

[Pegasus Crawford]

JR: "The road to WrestleMania begins here on Raw!"

[Savio]

I have no way..(stutters)..to reach him.

[Savio]

26 hours not 24 JR you idiot!

[Fryza]

"BAH ...GAWD IS GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG! AUSTIN! AUSTIN!"

Lawler: calm down before you give yourself a heart attack.

"BAH GAWD HEART ATTACK!"

LOL.

Austin: What?
JR: BAWH GAWD BAWH GAWD AUSTIN WHAT STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER! STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD STUNNER WHAT STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER SHERIFF SHERIFF UNORTHODOX STUNNER BAWH GAWD BROKEN IN HALF STUNNER STUNNER BAWH STUNNER IN HALF GAWD BBQ SAUCE PILEDRIVER STONE COLD SPEAR BAWH GAWD!
King: ...um...puppies?
Austin: *stunner to random held down talent.*
JR: BAWH GAWD BAWH GAWD BISCHOFF SADDAM ERIC SADDAM STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER BEST IN THE BUSINESS SPEAR STUNNER BAWH GAWD!
King: ....pu..puppies?

Yeah, and this is all during the random Booker T squash match against Kane/Henry/Goldberg/Trish/What Not.

[Gerard]

Remember when he kept calling The Undertaker "Booger Red"... and nobody knew what the fu</>ck he was talking about?

Lawler asked him what he meant on a ppv, then he said ill tell ya tomorrow, lawler persisted with it and the answer was beacuse taker has red hair and is 6,10.... :wtf:

[Gerard]

The exagerrations by jr are always funny, like someone slips off the steps getting into the ring

BAH GAWD HE JUST FELL 50 FEET HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!!!111 :wtf:

[Savio]

"He is <u>literally</u> broken in Half"

[Kane Knight]

"Chris Beniot has him in the Liontamer!"

King: that's Jericho, you moron...

[Arashi Kage]

:lol: :rofl: :y: @ this thread

Honestly, it's far past time they get rid off "good 'ole JR".

[The Show Off]

"He is <u>literally</u> broken in Half"

People have said that for almost 20 years, Gorilla Monsoon said stuff like that at least 5 times a match.

[Jeremy Christian]

*fist drop*
JR: BAH GAWD! HE'S INSANE! HE'S HARDCORE! BAH GAWD! HOSS!

-or-

JR: NO! NO! GAWD DAM! YOU CAN HIT HIM HARDER! STUNNER STUNNER FULL NELSON SPEAR VAN DAMINATOR HOSS TALENT BBQ SAUCE LITERALY BROKEN IN PEDIGREE PEDIGREE PEDIGREE STUNNER!

Forget it....

[Kane Knight]

People have said that for almost 20 years, Gorilla Monsoon said stuff like that at least 5 times a match.

I think that's part of why it's so annoying that it's STILL being said 30-40 times a match.

[Savio]

*fist drop*
JR: NO! NO! GAWD DAM! YOU CAN HIT HIM HARDER! STUNNER STUNNER FULL NELSON SPEAR VAN DAMINATOR HOSS TALENT BBQ SAUCE LITERALY BROKEN IN PEDIGREE PEDIGREE PEDIGREE STUNNER!

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[Nowhere Man]

I'm just waiting for JR's head to explode on live TV. The guy gets more worked up than Schiavone.

[Kane Knight]

I'm just waiting for JR's head to explode on live TV. The guy gets more worked up than Schiavone.

He's one of the people most likely to die live on TV.

I'm nto really happy about this, but the guy needs to calm down before King has to rinse brains out of his crown...

[Bad Guy]

JR just called Batista Booker T :nono:

[Corkscrewed]

Baw gawd what a powerbomb!

It was a spinebuster.

[Darwin Henderson]

why does he always have to mention educated feet? :wtf: :shifty:

[DXJerky-Version 2.5]

and replace him with who? Coach? everyone says he does a bad job, but look at who is on now?

best king joke of the year (goes something like this)
King: I'd like to photograph her!
JR: what?
King: I'd take her in the dark room and see what develops

[Kane Knight]

why does he always have to mention educated feet? :wtf: :shifty:

It beats saying his "Dumb Ass."

[Rock Bottom]

King: Check out those puppies, JR!
JR: I'm a happy m,m,m,mY GAWD ALMIGHTY LOOK AT THOSE HUGE T, married, King.