Raw Thread 11-28-05 "Hassan returns"

[Fubar28]

GO MAStERS!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: , your funniest/dumbest post yet

[Loose Cannon]

YOU CAN'T SEE ME
MY TIME IS NOW

[DaVe]

your funniest/dumbest post yet

:|

[Shadow]

YOU CAN'T SEE ME
MY TIME IS NOW

We get it LC...we're not all idiots.

[Avenger]

Angle won't win belt

Changed my mind

[loopydate]

Here we go Cena; Here we go

LET'S GO CENA! LET'S GO ANGLE! LET'S GO MASTERS! LET'S GO CENA! LET'S GO ANGLE! LET'S GO MASTERS! LET'S GO CENA! LET'S GO ANGLE! LET'S GO MASTERS! LET'S GO CENA! LET'S GO ANGLE! LET'S GO MASTERS! LET'S GO CENA! LET'S GO ANGLE! LET'S GO MASTERS! LET'S GO CENA! LET'S GO ANGLE! LET'S GO MASTERS!

[/TNA FANS]

[redoneja]

lol, a friend of mine just told me that the Boogey man is "the black dude from the APA"

[Dorkchop]

I feel sorry for Angle having to sell the Masterlock.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Anyone who uses the Masterlock from now on is doomed to a career of mediocrity.

[Kane Knight]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: , your funniest/dumbest post yet

[Dorkchop]

Did I just hear "Cena sucks" chants?

[Avenger]

lol!

no crowd reaction to Masterlock at all!!

[Loose Cannon]

LOL CENA SUCKS from the uneducated fans :nono:

[redoneja]

I hate Cena.

[Avenger]

LOL

Angle (to Masters): YOU SUCK!

[Avenger]

I'm tired

[Mr. Nerfect]

Do we have a Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship? I hope they have Masters lay down for Kurt, giving Angle the title.

[DaVe]

Ahaha. This crowd is hilarious.

[Shadow]

Did I just hear "Cena sucks" chants?

Yes you did.

Don't hear 'em anymore though.

[zdmay]

Are they booing Cena?

[Avenger]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOv

[loopydate]

So, what do you think John's submission move is going to be?

[DaVe]

Do we have a Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship? I hope they have Masters lay down for Kurt, giving Angle the title.

Submission match, too.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

This match needs more barbed wire and flaming tables to be good.


True story. :shifty:

[Avenger]

So, what do you think John's submission move is going to be?armbar

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm not even able to watch what's going on, nor do I have a clue what actually is, but I bet Cena pins Masters.

[redoneja]

lol "WHAT CAN CENA DO TO MAKE SOMEONE SUBMIT???" Like he doesnt know how to do a submission hold......or does he??

[Kane Knight]

GO POPEYE!

[The Greater Power]

lol

[Ninti the Mad]

gay ending

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Gay.

[Shadow]

HOLY SHIT! CENA BROKE OUT WITH THE STF!? WHAT THE FUCK!?

[Avenger]

HAHA!!

You cannot be serious!

Ah well I wonder what happens now?

[redoneja]

FUCK

[DaVe]

So, what do you think John's submission move is going to be?

Ankle lock so the crowd boos? =/

Or maybe a grapple-rap.

[Destor]

LOL CENA SUCKS from the uneducated fans :nono:

LOL

[Kane Knight]

lol!

no crowd reaction to Masterlock at all!!

SHOCK!

[Dorkchop]

Boourns. That STF looked like crap. Regal owns that move.

[Joey Slugs]

STF!!!!!

SHANE O MAC IS THE NEW GM!

[The Greater Power]

eric will keep his job too.

cena will tap to someone in the aftermath.

[Xero]

:|

[Avenger]

That's it?

Fuck you RAW!!

[DaVe]

....What the bbq....

[The Icon of Elisim]

Take out the trash... ma nigga

[Kane Knight]

Boourns. That STF looked like crap. Regal owns that move.

IT's hard to take serious any move laid on by Fire Marshall Bill.

[Avenger]

Ah Eric won't go.

[Avenger]

Ah Eric won't go.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Why the hell was Masters smiling when Cena locked that STF in?

If he wasn't, it sure as hell looked like it.

[redoneja]

God dammit I hate Cena. I am going to cum when he finally loses.

[Kane Knight]

Never have I so much wanted to see Cena tap to Masters.

We need another Goldberg reign.

[AJHayes]

I have to say that Cena had the right idea with his gimmick tonight. Good call with the STF.. .and the setup for that. Very cool with the rage and brutal attack. The show was fair tonight. Glad to see Bisch go. Its about damn time.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Never have I so much wanted to see Cena tap to Masters.

We need another Goldberg reign.

MY EYES, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I don't hate John Cena or anything, but next time he's in the ring with Angle, I hope Kurt shoots his ass and pins/makes him submit for real to win the title...because it ain't happening any other way.

[Kane Knight]

Why the hell was Masters smiling when Cena locked that STF in?

If he wasn't, it sure as hell looked like it.

For those of you just tuning in, Masters ALWAYS does that. HE has this dumbass look on him whether he's giving or recieving a move. It looks INTENSE. :shifty:

[Innovator]

I say we burn down the streets the night Cena loses the title

Think Boston when they won the World Series...but bigger...and more fire

[UmbrellaCorporation]

For those of you just tuning in, Masters ALWAYS does that. HE has this dumbass look on him whether he's giving or recieving a move. It looks INTENSE. :shifty:

MA5T3R5 2 T3H 3XTR3M3!!1

[DaVe]

When Cena finally loses the title, the cheers will be so defeaning, it'll be longer than when Triple H returned in 2002 (from all fans).

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Boogeyman for champ.


That'd be funny if I wasn't serious. Whatever keeps the Boogeyman on TV = Instant Win.

[Joey Slugs]

the rolling stones were announced as the SB40 halftime show. :love:

[McLegend]

Cena is reataining until WM at least.

[Kane Knight]

I say we burn down the streets the night Cena loses the title

Think Boston when they won the World Series...but bigger...and more fire

But how do you outdo not only the irish, but niggers as well?

[The Naitch]

LOL @ all the idiots that thought Masters or Angle was gonna walk out with the title tonight :rofl:

[Kane Knight]

Boogeyman for champ.


That'd be funny if I wasn't serious. Whatever keeps the Boogeyman on TV = Instant Win.

Yeah, I'd pay for that custom title.

[Innovator]

Cena: ...THE CHAMP IS HERE



*cue Samoa Joe*

[Shadow]

I say we burn down the streets the night Cena loses the title

Think Boston when they won the World Series...but bigger...and more fire

And looting? We can loot that same night right?

[Innovator]

But how do you outdo not only the irish, but niggers as well?Hmmm...well we can outleast out-riot L.A

[Kane Knight]

LOL @ all the idiots that thought Masters or Angle was gonna walk out with the title tonight :rofl:

BAH GAWD ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE WWE

[Innovator]

And looting? We can loot that same night right?Loot all you want my stoner friend

[Kane Knight]

Hmmm...well we can outleast out-riot L.A

True, hispanics are lazy.

[The Naitch]

shoot the wiggers, they're stealing food!!!!

KK is borrowing underwear

[owenbrown]

LET'S GO CENA! LET'S GO ANGLE! LET'S GO MASTERS! LET'S GO CENA! LET'S GO ANGLE! LET'S GO MASTERS! LET'S GO CENA! LET'S GO ANGLE! LET'S GO MASTERS! LET'S GO CENA! LET'S GO ANGLE! LET'S GO MASTERS! LET'S GO CENA! LET'S GO ANGLE! LET'S GO MASTERS! LET'S GO CENA! LET'S GO ANGLE! LET'S GO MASTERS!

[/TNA FANS]

Sad but true :roll:

[JH]

i loved Cena's new found rage...this could be the start of a new more intense Cena

[UmbrellaCorporation]

And looting? We can loot that same night right?

http://booksyourkidsshouldntread.ytmnd.com/


It's not stealing if you're hungry. :shifty:

[James Steele]

I was kinda worried they were gonna make Angle tap out to the sleeper or abdominal stretch.

[redoneja]

i loved Cena's new found rage...this could be the start of a new more intense Cena


Hopefully it will signal the end of his reign.

[Boondock Saint]

I wonder if Cena's rage came from the fans booing him? It seemed like it.

Also for some reason I just remembered Angle shooting Big Show with a dart gun a couple years ago on SD. LOL, that was so random.

[Kane Knight]

shoot the wiggers, they're stealing food!!!!

KK is borrowing underwear

Found***

[Destor]

Where was the Hassan I was promised?

[The Naitch]

gpd I hope they turn Cena heel

[owenbrown]

IT's hard to take serious any move laid on by Fire Marshall Bill.

"LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHING":rofl:

[Kane Knight]

I wonder if Cena's rage came from the fans booing him? It seemed like it.

Also for some reason I just remembered Angle shooting Big Show with a dart gun a couple years ago on SD. LOL, that was so random.

Pissed of Cena won't get boos though. Unless he teams up with Hassan, "decapitates" the undertaker, and renounces hsi black roots.

[Innovator]

Why can't HHH notice Cena

HEY HUNTER LOOK! THIS GUY HAS HELD YOUR BELT FOR 7 MONTHS! BURY HIM!

[redoneja]

lol, a friend of mine just told me that the Boogey man is "the black dude from the APA"

[Destor]

Why can't HHH notice Cena

HEY HUNTER LOOK! THIS GUY HAS HELD YOUR BELT FOR 7 MONTHS! BURY HIM!
LOL, someone other than me wishing for a H title reign.

[zdmay]

Why can't HHH notice Cena

HEY HUNTER LOOK! THIS GUY HAS HELD YOUR BELT FOR 7 MONTHS! BURY HIM!

I can't believe somebody on this board hates Cena so much that they want an equally hated HHH to be the champ. I thought would never see anybody say they wanted HHH to the champ on these boards under any circumstance.

[DaVe]

I thought would never see anybody say they wanted HHH to the champ on these boards under any circumstance.

Yeah, because he has zero talent.

[Kane Knight]

Why can't HHH notice Cena

HEY HUNTER LOOK! THIS GUY HAS HELD YOUR BELT FOR 7 MONTHS! BURY HIM!

"I can't bury what I can't see!"

[Kane Knight]

I can't believe somebody on this board hates Cena so much that they want an equally hated HHH to be the champ. I thought would never see anybody say they wanted HHH to the champ on these boards under any circumstance.

I'd love him as champ if he could start being HHH 2K again. He used to be amazing.

[zdmay]

I thought HHH was as great heel champ. I hated when he kept winning all the time. I guess that what made him a great champ, people hated to see him win because he is a heel.

[Skippord]

Why can't HHH notice Cena

HEY HUNTER LOOK! THIS GUY HAS HELD YOUR BELT FOR 7 MONTHS! BURY HIM!

Cena must have the one ring

[Kane Knight]

I thought HHH was as great heel champ. I hated when he kept winning all the time. I guess that what made him a great champ, people hated to see him win because he is a heel.

People hated to see him win because he was boring.

[Kane Knight]

Cena must have the one ring

One ring to job them all...

[Corkscrewed]

Why can't HHH notice Cena

HEY HUNTER LOOK! THIS GUY HAS HELD YOUR BELT FOR 7 MONTHS! BURY HIM!
HHH: Nuh uh! I never had a gay spinning belt. It must be that Shelton Benjamin kid.

CENA: :shifty:



Anyway, RAW notes:
- LOL at Masters' stupid grin while taking it. I thought that was pretty weird and funny too... smiling while getting an STF.
- Props to Cena for actually busting out a "unique" submission move. I didn't think he'd actually do something that "complicated."
- Ending was pretty abrupt, but I think maybe they wanted to test Cena for heal heat? Or not. But it would have been a good way to check for heat, having him mercilessly chairshot someone like that.
- Angle vs Maria = good 4 upskirt shots. :shifty:
- Like how they're slowly building up Trish vs Mickie James. It's the obvious way, but the right way. And it's good buildup. Too bad Victoria had to take the fall. :'(
- Too bad Shelton had to take the fall. :'(
- Cade and Murdock split up? Talk about shortest formal tag team ever. :rofl: Proves that they don't give two rats' asses about the division.
- So... who else thinks next week, the McMahons will just swerve everyone and try to take down Cena (and Eric keeps his job... again)?

[Joey Slugs]

One ring to job them all...
gives me an idea...

One Ring to job them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and under the glass ceiling squash them

[Kane Knight]

And please, WHEN THE FUCK DID CADE AND MURDOCH SPLIT?

[Joey Slugs]

And please, WHEN THE FUCK DID CADE AND MURDOCH SPLIT?

Was that shit on Heat or something?

[Kane Knight]

Was that shit on Heat or something?

They do important things on Heat?

[Kane Knight]

Wait, splitting a jobber tag team. Nevermind.

[Kane Knight]

Another question: Who here sees Cena calling his new submission the "STFU?"

[Schoenauer]

*raises hand*

[BlackDawn2024]

Another question: Who here sees Cena calling his new submission the "STFU?"

Genius!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Another question: Who here sees Cena calling his new submission the "STFU?"

I can see it happening. I dunno, I don't mind Cena using it. It's a slick move, and if it's used like Rock used the Sharpshooter, it won't be bad. The sooner Cena turns the better. A heel 5 knuckle shuffle will also be great.

[Nervous Ferret]

yeah CENA

[Hired Hitman]

STFU, that is freaken genius!

[The Naitch]

STFU

[Pegasus Crawford]

Is it me or did Cena have a huge bluge in his crotch after the match? :wtf:

[Destor]

EWWWW, maybe he liked the Masterlock too much...

[Kane Knight]

Is it me or did Cena have a huge bluge in his crotch after the match? :wtf:

He IS a rapper. ;)

[AJHayes]

But how do you outdo not only the irish, but niggers as well?

Can't outdo me and "the Brothas"

[AJHayes]

Was that shit on Heat or something?

Heat is still a show?

[Sadistic]

Good to see a fresh new angle in Cena overcoming obstacles when the odds are stacked against him. The raw writers must have had to think hard to come up with an ending like that to raw.

And also:
You may not have noticed, but I don't even watch Raw anymore.

No comment.

[Savio]

The main event sucked.

[Kane Knight]

Good to see a fresh new angle in Cena overcoming obstacles when the odds are stacked against him. The raw writers must have had to think hard to come up with an ending like that to raw.

And also:

No comment.

Ever notice how Sadistic likes to stalk me? I swear, the fucker goes out of his way to find anything he can use against me, and take it out of context.

Oh well, let him have this. I probably won't watch Raw next week, I didn't watch it last week, but let him be a hypocrite.