WWE vs. Celebrities [Archive]

litasxtremachine

11-30-2005, 11:09 PM

The Naitch

11-30-2005, 11:10 PM

WWE Divas are always hotter than Hollywood celebrities, but they are "wrestlers" so they get bumped down a notch, sadly

Destor

11-30-2005, 11:11 PM

Big Show vs Vern Troyer

mrslackalack

11-30-2005, 11:13 PM

HHH and Cena vs T.O. and Artest, but all they would all do is talk trash.

Xero

11-30-2005, 11:20 PM

I would like to see John Cena vs. R Kelly in a coming out of the closet match.

:shifty:

mrslackalack

11-30-2005, 11:26 PM

I would like to see John Cena vs. R Kelly in a coming out of the closet match.

:shifty:

Michael Jackson Guest Ref.

Dorkchop

11-30-2005, 11:27 PM

Kane vs Katie Vick. Oh wait...

I can't believe no one ahs mentioned Arnold yet. I know he's kind of old now, but imagine if he was still a movie star and all huge. There's no way you would not want to see him in the ring. You know, if he trained to be a wrestler he'd probably be a lot better than you'd think. He can be a work-a-holic. Too bad he sucks at running California.

Vince vs Arnold. That would be awesome.

Kane Knight

11-30-2005, 11:53 PM

Shannon Moore v Michael Moore.
Terry Bradshaw v John "Bradshaw" Layfield.
Rey Mysterio v Spider-Man.

Xero

11-30-2005, 11:55 PM

Boogeyman vs. Darth Maul

Kane Knight

12-01-2005, 12:08 AM

No using fictional characters, Xero.

Bringing in the boogyman. :nono:

Indifferent Clox

12-01-2005, 12:13 AM

yeah fictional charecters would rock! megaman vs. tripple h... let's see hunter hold down megamans laser balls!

Kane Knight

12-01-2005, 12:33 AM

What if Hunter beat him and stole his buster cannong power?

Corkscrewed

12-01-2005, 01:40 AM

Big Show vs Vern Troyer
:rofl:

Marks.

The fuck.

Out.

:love:

Corkscrewed

12-01-2005, 01:43 AM

FATAL FOURWAY:
John Cena vs Vanilla Ice vs K-Kwik vs Eminem

Hulk Hogan vs Methusela

Isaac Yankem vs Dr. Gregory House

Muhammad Hassan vs Keifer Sutherland (as Agent Jack Bauer)

Stickman

12-01-2005, 02:25 AM

Jason Sensation VS Jerry Seinfeld.

ThruTheWire

12-01-2005, 09:21 AM

This has been on my mind for a while and I thought I'd bring it up... if you would like to see a WWE wrestler go against a celebrity - who would you like to see fight and why? I would love to see Lita vs. Avril Lavigne, and I'd also like to see Michelle McCool vs. Britney Spears

So basically you want to sit there and jack off to a bunch of talentless hacks in the ring?

If I was forced to watch a celebrity vs. wrestler match... it would have to be someone like Lashley just kicking the shit out of Carrottop. That would be entertaining.

King Jericho

12-01-2005, 09:24 AM

I would like to see John Cena vs. R Kelly in a coming out of the closet match.

:shifty:

Yeah I'm in the closet, I'm in the closet toooo. [/R.Kelly]

Xero

12-01-2005, 10:05 AM

Randy and Bob Orton vs. Steven Spielberg and George Lucas

(Dunno, just completely random legends...)

Cool King

12-01-2005, 10:10 AM

Roddy Piper/Sean Connery/Ewan Mcgregor VS William Regal/Roger Moore/Huge Grant in a Scotland VS England 6 Man Tornado TLC Tag Team Match.

Joe Kerr

12-01-2005, 11:04 AM

Jerry "the King" Lawler vs. The King (burger king guy)

Vicera vs. Sally struthers (squash match)

Drew Carey Vs. Kane :shifty:

Fifi vs. Blue vs. Chloe (Torries dog) vs. Tinkerbell (Paris Hiltons dog)

Cool King

12-01-2005, 11:11 AM

Fifi vs. Blue vs. Chloe (Torries dog) vs. Tinkerbell (Paris Hiltons dog)

Don't forget Pepper and Matilda.

12-01-2005, 11:13 AM

Isaac Yankem vs Dr. Gregory House

ROTFLMAO

Sorry but House would kick his ass lol

12-01-2005, 11:15 AM

Vader Vs Fat Bastard In A Midget Eating Contest LOL

Joe Kerr

12-01-2005, 11:34 AM

House would just iritate the hell out of him making him take his own life

Kane Knight

12-01-2005, 12:02 PM

ROTFLMAO

Sorry but House would kick his ass lol

And cut a much better promo.

Jalapeño

12-01-2005, 08:17 PM

Big Show vs. Yao Ming

Rey Mysterio vs. Danny Devito

Nunzio vs. Al Capone

John Cena vs. Vanilla Ice vs. Eminem

Kid Kash vs. Kid Rock

Romeo vs. Ryan Seacrest

Val Venis vs. Peter North

Bad Company

12-01-2005, 08:27 PM

Jeff Jarrett v Diamond Dallas Page v David Arquette in a Triple Layer Steel Cage whoo!

Joey Slugs

12-01-2005, 09:06 PM

Jeff Jarrett v Diamond Dallas Page v David Arquette in a Triple Layer Steel Cage whoo!

Oh come on now. That will NEVER happen. :shifty:

Skippord

12-01-2005, 09:36 PM

RVD Vs Ashton Kutcher Vs The Greatful Dead Vs Smoky the Bear

Xero

12-01-2005, 09:36 PM

Oh come on now. That will NEVER happen. :shifty:
Yeah, we say that a lot.

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1790/ss554dr.jpg
Note two things we thought would never happen here.

12-01-2005, 11:54 PM

Yeah, we say that a lot.

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1790/ss554dr.jpg
Note two things we thought would never happen here.

1.Nick Patrick is the new champion
2.There's actually fans still there after he won the title

FourFifty

12-02-2005, 05:01 PM

Lashley just kicking the shit out of Carrottop. That would be entertaining.

Corkscrewed

12-02-2005, 05:02 PM

3. JBL thinks Booker T is a homo.

FourFifty

12-02-2005, 05:06 PM

Better yet, Carrottop VS New Jack

FourFifty

12-02-2005, 05:07 PM

3. JBL thinks Booker T is a homo.

He's not calling Booker a homo. He's doing shadow puppets on the Nick's face.

Xero

12-02-2005, 05:11 PM

YOU'RE BOTH WRONG!

He's squishing Booker's head.

samichna

12-02-2005, 05:22 PM

http://content.collegehumor.com/items/2005/08/collegehumor.1601700.451xAUTO.jpg

Destor

12-02-2005, 05:26 PM

Lashley/New Jack would destroy him.

HeartBreakMan2k

12-02-2005, 05:30 PM

http://content.collegehumor.com/items/2005/08/collegehumor.1601700.451xAUTO.jpg

Just read the interview with him in FHM, he says he's still only 150 lbs.