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Indifferent Clox
11-30-2005, 11:41 PM
what wrestling match could never happen?

I'll take one from this other message i read:

Coming out of the closet match: the loser must from here on out perform as a gay man both on tv and bed...

Lose your civil rights match: after this match you can no longer earn nor spend nor use anything purchased with your money.

the clothing priveleges match: lose clothing.. for ever.

the shave your pubes match: with a dry rusty razor!

get aids match: "But what you didn't know was.. i already had it and gave it to your girlfriend! (bum bum bum)
Indifferent Clox
11-30-2005, 11:42 PM
oh and the bash your head into the turnbuckle match: owen hart wins!

i'm so flamed!
Xero
11-30-2005, 11:44 PM
There actually WAS an AIDS match.... :|
Indifferent Clox
11-30-2005, 11:45 PM
yeah but it stood for something... and the have your own baby...

screw a diva match: "I'll take victoria.. i mean trish! i was just kidding hahhahahhahahh sorry vicki..."
Xero
11-30-2005, 11:47 PM
No, the object of the match was to stab the other guy with syringes infected with HIV. :|
Destor
11-30-2005, 11:48 PM
Anal Explosion match (this actually happened but I had to mention it.)
Indifferent Clox
11-30-2005, 11:50 PM
i meant won'thappen in wwe..!!! on tv
Xero
11-30-2005, 11:52 PM
Then be specific.
Dorkchop
11-30-2005, 11:52 PM
HHH puts over younger talent match: The stipulation is that they can't suck his cock for the match.
Indifferent Clox
11-30-2005, 11:52 PM
lol yep sorry
Xero
11-30-2005, 11:53 PM
Nick Mondo vs. Anyone.
Indifferent Clox
11-30-2005, 11:56 PM
Dude that'd be awesome! an internet fans match.. like you face like 30 of the angriest internet fans in a gauntlet.. john cena's peeing his pants now!

also that'd be cool if like somebody like joey styles notorious for dealing with contreversy interveiw some internet fans and like let them say whatever in an open discussion like nick news or sunday morning bible class... anyway pooor alllusion aside, it would be pretty freaking awesome.. and if the guy said stuff like,, yeah i thought we'd hear a blah blah joke..

and dude they kind of did that with that saturday night shwo on tnn.. with whoever that was
Xero
11-30-2005, 11:59 PM
The whole point of my joke was that Mondo would nev... You know what, screw it. I'm too fucking tired to go into this.
Destor
12-01-2005, 12:01 AM
Mondo in wrestling match.
Indifferent Clox
12-01-2005, 12:02 AM
no i get it.. he wouldn't be on tv.. hahaha i get it.. i wasn't responding to you.. it took a while to right that
Joey Slugs
12-01-2005, 12:02 AM
Put CZW over match..... :shifty:
Joey Slugs
12-01-2005, 12:04 AM
Mondo in wrestling match.

Oh come on now. He is CZW's Shawn Michaels (minus HBK's talent of course).
Indifferent Clox
12-01-2005, 12:04 AM
that'd freaking rock too man! wow i love hosting this topics! it's like a freaking internet party...
Dorkchop
12-01-2005, 12:17 AM
Nick Mondo vs. Anyone.

Nick Mondo vs No More Late Fees
Indifferent Clox
12-01-2005, 12:21 AM
hahaha that's the funniest thing i've read all day!
Destor
12-01-2005, 12:26 AM
With Sadistic "gone" these jokes will get stale quickly... :(
Dorkchop
12-01-2005, 12:32 AM
With Sadistic "gone" these jokes will get stale quickly... :(

BAWGAHD! THESE JOKES ARE GETTING STALER THAN ME IN THE BEDROOM!
DaVe
12-01-2005, 01:03 AM
Worst. Topic. Ever.

Edit: Actually, maybe it is more like the Dumbest. Topic. Ever.
Corkscrewed
12-01-2005, 01:26 AM
HIAC LADDER MATCH: Vader vs Gravity
Corkscrewed
12-01-2005, 01:27 AM
Last time, Gravity toppled the big bad Vader, but what will happen this time when he HAS TO CLIMB A LADDER?????

Find out this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!

VADER VS GRAVITY
PART DEUX

HELL IN A CELL LADDER MATCH!!!
Indifferent Clox
12-01-2005, 10:12 AM
ok i'll tell the evil joke i was going to tell... beat your head into the turnbuckle match! Owen hart wins! with a 500 pound drop by an only 200 pound guy!
flame time
Xero
12-01-2005, 10:16 AM
ROFL @ Corky
Cool King
12-01-2005, 10:32 AM
No, the object of the match was to stab the other guy with syringes infected with HIV. :|

Yeah, I heard about that.

Here's what face went like when I heard about the Match.

When I heard about the HIV Match: :?:

When I heard the rules of the HIV Match: :wtf:
Xero
12-01-2005, 10:33 AM
Yeah, I heard about that.

Here's what face went like when I heard about the Match.

When I heard about the HIV Match: :?:

When I heard the rules of the HIV Match: :wtf:
I actually saw it. I don't know WHY I downloaded it, but I think Sadistic posted it. (HUGE surprise there.)
Tornado
12-01-2005, 10:46 AM
oh and the bash your head into the turnbuckle match: owen hart wins!

i'm so flamed!

You see this: __________

Thats the line, you just crossed it.
Cool King
12-01-2005, 10:50 AM
I actually saw it. I don't know WHY I downloaded it, but I think Sadistic posted it. (HUGE surprise there.)

Now that you mention it, I think I DID see that match.