Non-In Ring Captions

[Xero]

We haven't done a random caption thread in a while...

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/batista/photos11/01.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/batista/photos11/06.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/williamregal/battlescars/26.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/fanphotos/35.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/vh1/07.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/jbl/1678558/83.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/jbl/366478311112/05.jpg


Caption/Add your own/Whatever

[thecc]

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[Kane Knight]

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/batista/photos11/01.jpg

Batista tries out for Rocky 6, unaware that his penis was caught in his zipper.

This is a joke you'll have to wait a whole caption to see pay off...


http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/batista/photos11/06.jpg

Batista: They relaly like my "ADRIAAAAAN!"
Fan 1: I want to touch it!
Fan 2: It's so big!
Young girl: I think he got some on me!


http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/williamregal/battlescars/26.jpg

William regal learns not todrink around Bob Holly the Hard Way, as he gets a "Nick Mondo" Tat removed from his penis.


http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/fanphotos/35.jpg

"One...Fish...Two...Fish...Red..."


http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/vh1/07.jpg

And Teddy's STILL The whitest guy there.


http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/jbl/1678558/83.jpg

Not a capton, I just can't help but thnk of the scene in Wayne's World where they're in front of different backdrops....

Or, "EIN SCREWED DEIN WIFEN!"

[Kane Knight]

http://myspace-289.vo.llnwd.net/00051/98/22/51262289_l.jpg

Nick Mondo's newest Day Job.



http://myspace-468.vo.llnwd.net/00265/86/44/265774468_l.jpg

"Ring Aid" was not as popular as other musical ventures, due to...Well, nobody knew how to sing.




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A hungry fan consumes Kane's left foot.

http://myspace-803.vo.llnwd.net/00319/30/84/319894803_l.jpg

IWA 3:16 says YOU JUST GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS!

[Cool King]

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/jbl/1678558/83.jpg

Here we see Bradshaw, getting ready for his big surprise for the German fans. It's a shame nobody got the clue he was giving everyone.


http://myspace-468.vo.llnwd.net/00265/86/44/265774468_l.jpg

Here we see some big wrestling superstars....and AJ Styles....and CM Punk....and Christopher Daniels....and Samoa Joe.

[Kane Knight]

...And Matt Hardy...

[Xero]

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/batista/photos11/01.jpg
Batista: What do you mean I have some shit on my lip?

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/batista/photos11/06.jpg
Little did Batista know that his tattoo actually stood for "Hunter Job".

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/williamregal/battlescars/26.jpg
Regal: *Sniff* (fapfapfapfap).... *Sigh* (fapfapfapfapfapfap)... Nope, still nothin'...

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/fanphotos/35.jpg
Cena: No, sorry, I never posed for "Entertainment Weekly". That's Will Smith.

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/johncena/vh1/07.jpg
Cena: HAHAHAHAHA! HEY GUYS! CAN I JOIN?
Black dude (ignoring Cena): Nah, man, I don't want that one.
Cena: HEY! I WANT TO BE BLACK TOO! HELLOOOO?

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/jbl/1678558/83.jpg
*Vince sees this picture*
Vince: John, I want to turn you into a rich racist Texan and I want to give you the title...

http://myspace-468.vo.llnwd.net/00265/86/44/265774468_l.jpg
(After the shot.)
Matt: LOL!
Stevie: Aw, man, you guys suck...
Noble: We've got REAL jobs!
TNA Guys: :'(

[thecc]

http://myspace-468.vo.llnwd.net/00265/86/44/265774468_l.jpg
Hardy: I can't wait to get home and tell everyone about this on livejournal. Theres now way Amy and adam can ruin this.
Joe: I'm so pretty
Gibson: Please don't let Aj think i'. gay cuz our asses are rubbing
Styles: Faggot
Punk: I think i'm the only one here sober.
Daniels: Wow i really do look "Stone cold" tough.
Richards: Wow it feels great to now have to worry about getting hurt
(moments later)
*polish hammer*
Richards: I think my nose is broken.

http://myspace-431.vo.llnwd.net/00333/13/47/333767431_l.jpg
Jimmy Jacobs takes his berzerker gimmick too far

http://myspace-803.vo.llnwd.net/00319/30/84/319894803_l.jpg
The new breed of Triple H jobbers.

[Tornado]

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/jbl/1678558/83.jpg

Voiceover: "If you're going to be in the Los Angeles areae, and would like tickets to Hitler, call : 2-1-3 DU VIEREN HEIREN KRANKENWESTEN BRACHEN"

*rep for the reference*

[Impact!]

Family guy

[Shadow]

http://myspace-468.vo.llnwd.net/00265/86/44/265774468_l.jpg

Man...there's just something about ignoring storylines and logic that makes my heart go all a twitter.

[Innovator]

http://myspace-431.vo.llnwd.net/00333/13/47/333767431_l.jpg

HUSS HUNGRY!

http://myspace-803.vo.llnwd.net/00319/30/84/319894803_l.jpg

Will someone get that pink elephant out of the room so Delirious can concentrate?





BANANAPHONE

[Xero]

http://www.stormwrestling.com/gallery/wwe/images/Stormdivas.jpg
This is the last picture that was taken before John Cena started to talk like a rapper. Seconds later, Brock finds Cena's laptop.

[Kane Knight]

http://www.stormwrestling.com/gallery/wwe/images/Stormdivas.jpg

Holy shit, not a caption, but do you realise how much Storm and the nerdy kid from Eurotrip (The one who always had Frohmers onhand) look like each other?

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2004_Eurotrip/Thumb/004EUT_Michelle_Trachtenberg_006.jpg

[Kane Knight]

http://www.stormwrestling.com/gallery/wwe/images/Stormdivas.jpg

Lance Storm meets (Right to left): FRan Drescher, Trish Stratus, and Katie Vick.

Please someone get the joke.

[Skippord]

http://www.stormwrestling.com/gallery/wwe/images/Stormdivas.jpg


Lance Storm pantomimes sticking his tounge in Victorias ear