Official RAW Thread - 5/12/05 - Is Bischoff History?

[Schoenauer]

When was the last time somebody cared about Garrison Cade?

[DaVe]

Great reception for Lance Cade as he enters.

[Avenger]

Chavo!

[Kane Knight]

a push for shelton? =D To the back of the bus

[Azriel]

So glad Chavo is back.

[Avenger]

eddie

[Shadow]

CHAVO!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

To the back of the bus


:lol:

[Kane Knight]

OOOH! CHAVO!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

If Chavo doesn't win this match, something is seriously, seriously fucked up.

[Joey Slugs]

...wait what?

The way that Lance came to the ring, his new music, his attire....

reminds me of Jarrett in his WWF days.

[Shadow]

It isn't looking like he will.

What happened to the team of Cade/Murdoch?

[Azriel]

Eddie, we will never forget

[Schoenauer]

LATINO HEEEEEEEEEEEAT

[Shadow]

The way that Lance came to the ring, his new music, his attire....

reminds me of Jarrett in his WWF days.

Glad I missed it. Seeing as how both Lance and Jarrett annoy me.

[Azriel]

You think Linda's going to be Coach's witness?

[Avenger]

YESS!!!

[Joey Slugs]

It isn't looking like he will.

What happened to the team of Cade/Murdoch?

The explaination they game on Raw last week was something to the extent of Murdoch got tired of the "New" Nashville look of Cade and went back to his Texas roots.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

OOOOOOOOO CHAVO!

[Shadow]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH CHAVO!

[Joey Slugs]

You think Linda's going to be Coach's witness?

Ted Turner :lol:

[Kane Knight]

DAIVARI! :love:

[Avenger]

LOL Daivari.

[St. Jimmy]

honest to allah <3

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Honest to Allah opinion. lol

[Xero]

Daivari! :D

[Joey Slugs]

honest to Allah opinion. heh.

[Avenger]

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!

[Xero]

LOL!

[Linkbowler]

ROFL @ Vince and the iPod!

[Kane Knight]

An Ashlee Simpson joke? How cutting edge.

MOON PIES!

[Vazz]

Lmao this is gold tonight.

[Shadow]

LOL at Foley.

[Jaton]

I've gotta start doing the Raw threads. They just seem so much better when I host them.

[Xero]

LOL! Foley's the man.

[Avenger]

This courtroom stuff is gold.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Ashley Simpson, you got torched, bitch

[Joey Slugs]

MOONPIES & RC!!!!

:love:

[Schoenauer]

Cutting Edge won't happen... Triple H's match will prevent it from hapenning... again.

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL, what is going on.

Am I actually watching Raw? Cause this is entertaining me

[Avenger]

Foley drinks RC!

[Kane Knight]

Rep to the cola. :D

[Skippord]

OH I LOVE MOONPIES

[dablackguy]

moonpies = :)

[Azriel]

EDGE and Lita!! WOOOO!

[DaVe]

Here we go - setting up for the Cutting Edge on Unlimited.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Can't wait for the Cutting Edge. Gonna blow my load over it. BRB

[Xero]

http://www.gerweck.net/rosey.jpg
RC Cola Man strikes again!

[Azriel]

Foley needs to permanently be back on the WWE

[Avenger]

Cutting Edge is on then!

Interesting how quick they got that set up.

Not that it was complicated.

[Joey Slugs]

i might be one of only a few guys here who actually likes edge (without lita mind you) but when was the last time he actually wrestled?

[Azriel]

Yeah, unlike The Piper's Pit :roll:

[Avenger]

Edge is currently injured.

[Shadow]

........................When is Edge even rated anything but G?

[Shadow]

When did we start rating Superstars?

[Kane Knight]

Edge has no other mannerisms but to pretend to be sarcastic. And dry.

[Avenger]

Lita's boobs are great, one must admit.

Come on get Flair out here.

Shut the fuck up Edge.

[Avenger]

WHAT?

[Kane Knight]

When did we start rating Superstars?

When we screwed matt

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Lita would be so much hotter without the tattoos.

[Joey Slugs]

Edge is currently injured.

That's what I thought.

[Avenger]

Lita can't "WOOO" for shit.

Hurry up and get him out here.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I love Edge. He's the sole reason I grew my hair out. :p

[Kane Knight]

"This...Is EDGE country."

Lita's delivery is actually slightly better than Linda McMahon.

[Shadow]

Lita's boobs are great, one must admit.

Come on get Flair out here.

Shut the fuck up Edge.

Yeah...they are great. I'd jiggle 'em.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL MUGSHOT

[Joey Slugs]

Lita would be so much hotter without the tattoos.

The tats and tits is what makes her hot.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL @ Edge

[Gone Mad]

LOL a random appearance by Rosey in the courtroom

Rated R Superstar? Yeah, only because the fans voted for the damn shirt, pssh. And Edge, pssh.

[Jaton]

Edge for champ! 06!

[Xero]

WTF?

[Avenger]

WORST

WORKED SHOOT

EVER

[Kane Knight]

Edge can dance. :y:

[Shadow]

Vince is in the courtroom...not in the back...I'm confused.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Edge for champ! 06!


On another note, Lita needs to shut up. My ears hurt.

[Kane Knight]

Lita, please don't talk. You're ruining my fantasies.

[Linkbowler]

Is Handsome Dok Hendrix gonna have to choke a bitch?

[Kane Knight]

Someone expected me to say botch, right?

[AJHayes]

KILL HIM FREEBIRD!

[Joey Slugs]

I can see the gimmick of Edge getting censored every week with this bit.

[Avenger]

Great segment.

[Kane Knight]

Vince is in the courtroom...not in the back...I'm confused.

Vince is in a courtroom out back.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, you kids today.

[Joey Slugs]

Preach on Freebird.

[Kane Knight]

A washed out hasbeen can outpromo Edge. :lol:

[Shadow]

Hayes.....rocks. Seriouslly.

[Avenger]

Doc Hendricks.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, ITB don't count, bitch!@

[AJHayes]

Hayes is gold.

....and he's got a great last name. Just like me :D

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I hate Hayes. I want to hear Edge talk, dammit.

[Avenger]

Oh dear.

[Shadow]

A washed out hasbeen can outpromo Edge. :lol:

Peter's pet rock can outpromo Edge.

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL @ EDGE

[Xero]

What a way to ruin the mood.

[Joey Slugs]

OH MY GOD

[UmbrellaCorporation]

w00t, Edge!

[Kane Knight]

Peter's pet rock can outpromo Edge.

HE's very well spoken, you know.

[Gone Mad]

HAHAHA! DOK HENDRIX OWNS!

But it sounds like they really want to keep pushing Edge to that world title, huh?

[Shadow]

I hate Hayes. I want to hear Edge talk, dammit.

....go get an STD from Lita you idiot.

[AJHayes]

Holy shit.

The only reason you got this show is because you're banging Matt Hardys ex girlfriend.

[Joey Slugs]

:y: @ that segment

[Loose Cannon]

AWESOME Segment

[Azriel]

That was interesting

[Avenger]

RAW probably pulled in a lot of ratings there for people wanting to hear about Flair.

[Kane Knight]

Awesome segment.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

....go get an STD from Lita you idiot.


You mean you haven't? I thought that was like...a ritual. :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Flair who?

[Batsu]

That looked a little too...real.

[The Greater Power]

This edition of RAW is being carried by "segments".

Hopefully the main event tonight totally blows the roof off.

[Joey Slugs]

It wasn't an old Piper's Pit segment, but it's off to a great start.

[Azriel]

Way to sell those injuries guys

[Joey Slugs]

MNF Update:

21-0 Seattle (7:30 left in the 1st half)

[Azriel]

Looks like its time for Tajiri to be fed to the wolves

[Joey Slugs]

Tajiri/HHH next.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

MNF Update:

21-0 Seattle (7:30 left in the 1st half)


Again I say... :love: :love: :love:

[Kane Knight]

That looked a little too...real.

Good. Maybe they'll sell shit better now.

[Azriel]

So, I'm guessing the match will last 2 minutes, followed by a 10 minute HHH promo

[BobBitchen]

Holy shit.

The only reason you got this show is because you're banging Matt Hardys ex girlfriend.

I totally marked out on that.

[Avenger]

Well the second best wrestler in the business is up next.

Sooner this guy is back in the main event the better.

HHH

[Avenger]

TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!

[Kane Knight]

*plays taps*

[Azriel]

Time to do the J-O-B Taj

[Shadow]

Well the second best wrestler in the business is up next.

Sooner this guy is back in the main event the better.

HHH

Not so much you were going to say right?

[Avenger]

Flair during this match?

Nah, what do you reckon?

[Avenger]

Not so much you were going to say right?What?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Trips! :love:

[Kane Knight]

HE KICKS OUT!

[Azriel]

Okay, 5 minutes

[Shadow]

Anyhoo...does anyone realize that it's been almot a year since HHH has held the title? Just a random bit of trivia that was I was just told.

[St. Jimmy]

i'd love to see Flair mow down trips with a car

[Indifferent Clox]

so my satellite is messed up.. what's going on? you guys are so vague...

[Kane Knight]

naw.

[Vazz]

Tajiri... :-\

[Kane Knight]

Anyhoo...does anyone realize that it's been almot a year since HHH has held the title? Just a random bit of trivia that was I was just told.

And he'll use that as a reason to not job for two years.

[Kane Knight]

OMG!

[Avenger]

BOOOOOOOOOOGEYMAN!!

[Linkbowler]

BOOGEYMAN!

[St. Jimmy]

BOOGEYMAN! *mark*

[Shadow]

............................................

I'm scared.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

BOOGEYMAN! :lol:

[Joey Slugs]

MNF Update:

28-0 Seattle (4:30 left in the 1st half)

[Vazz]

LOL FOLEY

[Kane Knight]

IM COMIN 2 GETCHA

[UmbrellaCorporation]

ROFL Foley.

[Avenger]

lol

[Azriel]

I'm really digging the Boogeyman now

[RP]

How many times has it been said that Jericho is coming back at the end of this and Triple H is fat. I havent read any of this worthless thread.

[Skippord]

YES FUCKING YES THE BOOGEYMAN ON RAW THE FUCKING BOOGEYMAN ON RAW I AM SO HAPPY

[Kane Knight]

That was awesomely horrible.

[Gone Mad]

LMAO I heart the Boogeyman.

[dablackguy]

lol @ Boogeyman

[Kane Knight]

I heart Michael Malone.

[Loose Cannon]

HAHAHA @ Boogey's music coming on

[Shadow]

How many times has it been said that Jericho is coming back at the end of this and Triple H is fat. I havent read any of this worthless thread.

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[Azriel]

I'm really impressed at the way Boogey's character has been developing.

[Kane Knight]

Think they're teting the waters for the end of the roster split?

[Shadow]

I'm really impressed at the way Boogey's character has been developing.

How hard is it to devlope a guy with the scary character gimmick? Seriouslly...how hard is it?

[AJHayes]

The jury is still out on the Boogeyman, as far as I'm concerned. Entertaining enterances, sub par matches.... and he fuckin eats worms... thats just weird.

[Kane Knight]

This one HAS to be gold.

[Shadow]

MARIA!

Time for some blond moments.

[Skippord]

I heart Maria

[Joey Slugs]

Think they're teting the waters for the end of the roster split?
I was actually just thinking that myself.

[Kane Knight]

Mister Socko is NOT licensed to practice law. :foc:

[Skippord]

I heart Socko

[Gone Mad]

LOL Maria :drool:

Oh man, this is the best episode of Mad TV ever.... wait, didn't know they showed this on USA.

[Kane Knight]

HOLY FUCK! THE RETARD CAN TALK!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, ENGLISH MAJOR'D.

[Corndad]

Maria using big words HAHAHAHA

[Skippord]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Shadow]

........................

WHAT THE FUCK!?

[The Greater Power]

lol Maria

[Kane Knight]

That was a nice shift.

[Vazz]

LOL Smart Maria. :love: :love:

[RP]

I just pulled the pin on a semen gernade and i'm tossing it Maria's way.

[AJHayes]

That was damn funny. Very unexpected from Maria.

[Kane Knight]

I think I just filled the cup.

[Joey Slugs]

a smart maria = :drool: :drool: :drool:

[Skippord]

SWERVE shes not really dumb

[Azriel]

I filled 3 cups. See, Maria does have a brain, and she's hot as all hell.

[Corndad]

I didnt get to see the first hour... why is Shelton Jobbing on Heat one week then Main Eventing Raw the next?

[St. Jimmy]

Shelton heel turn *crosses fingers*

[Shadow]

I filled 3 cups. See, Maria does have a brain, and she's hot as all hell.

Hah! I filled a gallon jub!

And that's after filling a cup earlier.

[Kane Knight]

She was SO coached. :shifty:

[Shadow]

I didnt get to see the first hour... why is Shelton Jobbing on Heat one week then Main Eventing Raw the next?

WWE logic bub. WWE logic.

[Indifferent Clox]

what did maria say?

[Joey Slugs]

email on WWE Unlimited:

From: John
I think Luna Vachon and Kurgan from the Oddities should be Co-GMs.

:lol:

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Ahahaha, 34 - 0. Seattle still giving the beatdown. :love:

[Gone Mad]

I love that everyone here believes that Maria is actually dumb. Guess that shows how well of a character she is.. or how great her body is for no one to notice her abilities.. or something.

Shelton in a main event? Holy shit, it MUST be good.

[Indifferent Clox]

thanx

[Azriel]

They should just stop this. The tech crew is botching big time

[Corndad]

Lita must have been running the Beeps on the YOU SUCK chants, I heard every one of them.

[Joey Slugs]

Ahahaha, 34 - 0. Seattle still giving the beatdown. :love:

The PAT was good. 35-0

[Azriel]

Seriously :roll:

[AJHayes]

Here comes a stink fest.

[Joey Slugs]

HEEL TURN!
PLEASE!

[Azriel]

This should be a good match

[Shadow]

They should just stop this. The tech crew is botching big time

The crowd's timeing needs to get in sync that's all.

[Kane Knight]

I'm notcher boytoy

[Azriel]

These fans are silly. Sting's never coming to the WWE

[UmbrellaCorporation]

If Shelton pulls a heel turn, I might begin to care about him. The thought of that has potential.

[Gone Mad]

How can you not time the beeps right? It's a catchy song.

And if you don't smell Shelton heel turn, you suck. I mean, you **bleep**

**bites apple**

[Kane Knight]

I love that everyone here believes that Maria is actually dumb. Guess that shows how well of a character she is.. or how great her body is for no one to notice her abilities.. or something.

Shelton in a main event? Holy shit, it MUST be good.

Dumb people are best played by intelligent people.

[Azriel]

He won't turn heel I don't think.

[The Greater Power]

I don't like Angle's boots

[St. Jimmy]

shawn's knee is healed, must be a holy work v_v;

[Kane Knight]

How can you not time the beeps right? It's a catchy song.

And if you don't smell Shelton heel turn, you suck. I mean, you **bleep**

**bites apple**

Have you ever heard "Life Sucks, then you die?"

Worst edited song ever.

[Shadow]

If Shelton pulls a heel turn, I might begin to care about him. The thought of that has potential.

....why a heel turn? doesn't make sense to do a heel turn tonight.

[Skippord]

Sheltons Owning all

[Azriel]

So, is JR going to have an offcamera role from now on?

[Kane Knight]

shawn's knee is healed, must be a holy work v_v;

Lita "laid" on hands.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

....why a heel turn? doesn't make sense to do a heel turn tonight.


That HBK/Shelton promo had heel turn written all over it. Could be a whole new Shelton.

[Shadow]

had heel written all over it...then again some of the promos where they teased a face turn for Flair but he didn't do it had the very same quality. Don't read too much into it bub.

[Gone Mad]

From Gone Mad:

I think John Cena, Repo Man, or Doink should be GM because any of them would be off the chain. Word, wack, stay gold, home slice. P.S. I'm hip.

[Azriel]

Shelton needs to stay face for a while, unless he's going to feud with HBK

[Corndad]

IF Shelton is turned Heel who else is gonna be the Main Event Faces besides HBK and Cena? Big Show and Kane are being portrayed really as heels on SD so really can't be Main Event Faces on Raw right now in my opinion

[UmbrellaCorporation]

had heel written all over it...then again some of the promos where they teased a face turn for Flair but he didn't do it had the very same quality. Don't read too much into it bub.


I can dream, dammit. :p

[Joey Slugs]

So, is JR going to have an offcamera role from now on?
Jesus christ. YES. Since he came back to the WWF years ago, he has been the vice president of media & talent relations. His on-camera role as an announcer was just a "side job" of sorts for the company.


Even so, Jim Ross - WWE's fourth in command behind Vince, Linda, and Dunn on the corporate depth chart

[Azriel]

Yes, you can dream, but it still ain't happening :p

[Corndad]

Nice DDT

[Shadow]

WHOOO! Great match so far.

[Corndad]

Sheltons gonna stop this...

[Gone Mad]

AHAHAHA!!! It has begun!

[Shadow]

Nice move from HBK. This will be a match at the next RAW PPV....trust me.

[Joey Slugs]

great match, :wtf: ending

[Corndad]

Shelton... still jobbing...and here comes the turn...

[Corndad]

they may drag this out for a few weeks I would especially being in his hometown tonight

[Shadow]

HERE COME THE JUDGE!

[Kane Knight]

Trips advocates Eric? :?: Damn. :|

[Corndad]

HHH and Steph on the same screen... chemestry i tell ya.

[RP]

I WANNA SUCK ON STEPHANIES TITS!

[Skippord]

REUNION

[Kane Knight]

Oh God

[Corndad]

please dont tell me thats happening again on screen...

[Loose Cannon]

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Oooh, Triple H + Steph 2? THE SUSPENSE.

[Shadow]

...the tension between those two is.....just so sickening.

She's trying not to laugh if you all noticed that.

[Linkbowler]

Wow, hooray for awkward sexual tension.

[dablackguy]

steph-HHH interesting, maybe they'll actually come out on tv and say that yes this man is banging the boss's daughter

[Joey Slugs]

:lol: @ Vince "introducing" HHH & Steph. Good stuff there.

[Kane Knight]

NOOOOOO! No McMahon Helmsly Facgime!

[RP]

wow i had no clue steph and hunter had never met...:roll:

[McLegend]

That was funny

[Kane Knight]

You notice the Taco BEll guy can't even say Chipolte right?

[Azriel]

Betcha Foleys gonna end up in the dumpster

[Indifferent Clox]

oi was right they were literally taking out the trash!!!

[DaBrasko]

I guess were not suposed to remember the Mcmahon-Helmsley era????

[Xero]

LOL, I said "Oh No" a few times right there. Then I said "Oh fuck" when they smiled. (Seriously.)

[The Greater Power]

I'd like to see the whole HHH/Steph/Angle angle again.......because they've all changed somewhat over the years......I'd be up for it.

[AJHayes]

This is amazing. One of the most entertaining Raws in a very long time.

[Joey Slugs]

MNF Update:

42-0 Seattle (14:45 left in the 3rd)

:lol:

Seahawks - Colts
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